Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 178 Wicker fights ghosts, one whip is three inches shorter
I looked at Rashomon in amazement: "Oh, Rashomon, what's your idea, tell me."

Although I know what the idea is, but in order not to reveal the truth, I still behaved in a serious manner.

"The patriarch entrusted me with a dream just now..." Rashomon said.

Let me go, this kid is really clever, in order not to let us find out that he is suspicious, he actually said that the patriarch had a dream... a fart dream, can this dream be believed.

As a result, before Rashomon finished speaking, Lu Yixing smiled: "Just now my patriarch also gave me a dream, do you think the thing in this dream will work?"

Rashomon said: "Listen to me first. In the dream, the patriarch told me that since this cigarette stick is the belongings of the Niutou master, there must be a spiritual relationship with the Niutou master. Let's pay homage to him today. Thanks to this cow-style cigarette stick, I will definitely be able to invite Master Niutou, and it will be very simple to ask Master Niutou to help us eradicate these three hundred evil cat soldiers."

Lu Yixing laughed: "Does this work for you? Don't invite Master Niutou at that time. Master Niutou saw that he was not offering to him but begging for his help. He would be so shameless to cut us off. If that Master Niutou cut us, and we all have to be turned into shredded potatoes."

"Potato shreds are stupid." I said: "Rashomon, if what your patriarch said is really effective, I will burn incense to your patriarch every day."

Rashomon smiled and said, "Isn't my patriarch your patriarch? Is it necessary to burn incense?"

That's right, we both have the same patriarch, why did I ignore this: "Well, I think Rashomon's method can be tried. Anyway, we don't have any other better methods now, so we might as well try one time."

"Try it?" Rashomon asked tentatively.

I nodded again and again: "Try it."

But Lu Yixing said: "You two have already thought about it, we are gambling with our lives, in case we lose the bet..."

I asked, "Then Lu Yixing, do you have a better idea?"

Lu Yixing nodded: "Of course."

I said, "Except for running away."

"Then it's gone." Lu Yixing said.

Look, look, I know what this kid is thinking.

We quickly concluded our discussion, and finally decided to try to get Master Niutou to help us.Lu Yixing looked at us and shook his head and sighed: Crazy, crazy, these two people are crazy.

In fact, if I didn't know the inside story, if I didn't know that this idea came from the master of Rashomon, but it was just a dream of the spring and autumn dreamed by Rashomon, I guess I would be the same as Lu Yixing, and would not agree with what the other party did of.

According to the most traditional method of Taoism, we put a marble table full of delicious food.Anyway, these delicacies are provided free of charge by the hotel. Although some of them are charged, we put them back after we use them up, so we don’t have to pay for them?

The free ones are no fun, but the ones that are charged are expensive. We took out all the expensive ones and enshrined them on the marble table, and then swept them all over with wicker.

Those little ghosts can't eat these delicacies, so if you want to eat these delicacies, you have to sweep them with a wicker.After sweeping these delicacies with a wicker, I respectfully hid the wicker.

Because this wicker is a weapon to the objects or people in the underworld!As the saying goes: a wicker beats ghosts, but a whip is three inches shorter.

If we really invite the bull-headed master, the bull-headed master will see that he is entertained with a large bundle of wicker.

Next, I took out the bull-style cigarette stick from my palm with a ghost-killing talisman, wrapped it respectfully with the ghost-killing talisman, and put it on the table.

The three of us prayed vigorously there. There is a mantra to invite gods in our Louguan Road. Reciting that mantra is much better than dry worshiping gods, so Rashomon and I started to chant this mantra. .

Then Lu Yixing was not to be outdone, we both chanted the mantra, and Lu Yixing actually started to recite the lyrics of the great god of jumping: "We set the sun down to the west mountain and it is dark, every house closes the door, nine out of ten have locks, and there is one door It doesn’t matter, birds run to the mountains and forests and tigers run to the mountains, magpies whine to the trees, house sparrows feed pigeons to the eaves, gentlemen of pedestrians run to hotels, money-playing buddies go to Liangshan.”

I can't laugh or cry, just kidding, it's okay for you to fool others with your lyrics, is it useful to sing this in front of the three of us?Self-deception ah.So I stopped Lu Yixing and said, "Lu Zi, if you don't know how to read, don't read it, just worship the cow-shaped tobacco pole with your heart and devoutly. If your two-person dance is to give the widow Wang next door who likes to join in the fun It’s been recruited, and then we’ll see how you end up.”

Then Lu Yixing became interested in an instant: "What, you said that the widow who lives next door to us is a widow? Damn, I like mature women the most. No, I have to go and say hello to her."

After speaking, Lu Yixing hurried to the next door.

I'll go, Lu Yixing was thinking about something all day long, I stopped Lu Yixing dumbfounded: "Okay buddy, don't disgust everyone, hurry up and pray! If Grandpa Niu later Come, see if you can’t make up your mind, what if you are treated as a heifer, and then see if you still miss the widow next door.”

When I said this, Lu Yixing was really stunned, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, why did I forget this. Let's hurry up, I have to be more sincere, I listen It is said that Master Niu has a weird temper..."

This kid is finally stable, we continue to pray, I have been praying in my heart that nothing will happen, nothing will go wrong, the patriarch will show up, my grandfather will show up, bless our prayers safe and sound!
Whirring whirring!
We prayed until early in the morning and didn't see the figure of the bull-headed master. I was about to cry. Damn, the bull-headed master let the three of us dove, right?

Thinking about how awesome the Niutou master is, could it be that he doesn't bother dealing with the three of us?

Just as the three of us were here to respectfully greet Master Niutou, Lu Yixing suddenly called out "My God".

Rashomon and I quickly opened our eyes, looked at Lu Yixing and asked, "What's wrong?"

Once Lu Yixing uttered the four words "My God" with extremely strong personal emotions, it meant that something really big happened.

Lu Yixing pointed at the window tremblingly: "Look for yourselves!"

Our eyes turned to the window, and when we saw the scene outside the window, we immediately screamed "My God".

What do you think we saw?

On that mountain, there was a lynx about one-third the size of the top of the mountain, moving slowly and mightily towards us.

The bobcat's two paws, two legs, as well as its head and facial features are clearly visible, especially the cat's eyeballs, which are red and red like two big tea bowls, staring at us covetously, and he walked stiffly. With his thick calves, he rolled towards us.

In front of such a big animal, the three of us trembled, and this figure alone was enough to frighten us. This was a feeling we had never had before.

It's like standing in front of a three-story building and watching the building slowly fall on you and you can't do anything. It's even stronger than that feeling.

But at this moment, Grandpa Niutou hasn't come yet, what can we three dicks do?
Fighting with this thing is definitely courting death!Although I can't be sure, we actually lost psychologically.

Even though we have dealt with a lot of ghosts before, and even met Master Bai Wuchang, but in the end we are just three funny comparisons, and we haven't evolved to the point where we can compete with the big boss.Undoubtedly, the big lynx in front of him is a big boss!

And our grandpa Niutou released our pigeons again, which really pushed us into a corner!

I thought to myself that the master of Rashomon was also such an unreliable old man, he was just a fool.The method he gave didn't help at all, on the contrary, my knees are a little sore right now.

Lu Yixing also complained: "Look at what I said, can you believe the things in the dream? That dream is a dream, the result of your brain's masturbation. If you want to believe this, you might as well believe those things. It's a popular little white essay on the Internet."

Rashomon glanced at Lu Yixing, as if he was unwilling to be let go like this, so he knelt down in front of the stage again, and silently chanted the incantation.Now it seems that all we can do is pray here.

Lu Yixing sighed: "Hey, it seems that there is only one last way to go..."

Rashomon and I exchanged glances, and then Rashomon threw the key outside through the window.

Lu Yixing looked helpless: "This last road was also cut off by you."

Just kidding, it's already this time, can we allow you to run away?

(End of this chapter)