Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 176

"Okay!" Lu Yixing shouted, and we hurriedly followed behind Lu Yixing and went down the mountain.

This Lu Yixing was cursing as he went down the mountain: "Paralyzed, when I get home and grind the geranium into powder, then I will toss you to death with a cigarette pipe..."

I was also very excited in my heart, thinking that I could finally deal with these three hundred cat soldiers, and the lives of my classmates were immediately guaranteed.He also ignored Lu Yixing's yelling.

After we got back to the hotel, I was out of breath and said to Lu Yixing: "Lu Zi, Lu Zi, don't be in a daze, quickly take out the Geranium, let that nigger grind it for us .”

Lu Yixing nodded immediately, and then took out the geranium.

Seeing the geranium in Lu Yixing's hand, my first thought was to run to the window and jump off, brother, are you kidding me?You must be kidding me, right?right?right?I'm not a good person mentally, so don't scare me.

Lu Yixing saw that I was in a daze, and he was also in a daze, and asked inexplicably, "Why, what's the problem?"

Rashomon glanced at the geranium, walked to the window, and stared outside. At that time, I was really worried that Rashomon would jump from the window.

"Lu Yixing, what on earth do you want to do?" I said coldly, "Do you think that flying corpse is fun? Are you reluctant to part with that flying corpse? If you really want to be with that flying corpse Play, no one said you, but you shouldn't take us to play! You don't know that this is death, if we really die, what good will you do?"

Then Lu Yixing was stunned: "What do you mean? Why do I want to harm you. I found that Liu Zi, you are more and more fond of saying these inexplicable things now, you are right in your mind."

"Brother, don't you really know dogtail grass?" I asked, "Do you know what these things you are holding in your hand?"

Lu Yixing shook his head: "Isn't this Geranium?"

"Gianzhucao is a fart." I couldn't laugh or cry: "This is a dog's tail flower."

"But I clearly saw you wandering around this ball of grass just now."

"Isn't there a white flower in the dog's tail? That flower is Geranium!"

"Huh? Shouldn't geranium be a kind of grass? Why is it a flower? You made a mistake."

I made a mistake about you sir.

Now it's all right, I worked so hard, I almost lost my life, but in the end I picked a lot of dogtail grass from the random graveyard... If I didn't have to find Che Yanyan, I would have been useless Hit him on the head.

Then Lu Yixing was also a little embarrassed, he smiled and scratched his head: "I was wrong, I was wrong, okay? Brothers, don't be angry, why don't I dance a duet for you two?"

This Lu Yixing can still laugh at this time, I am really convinced by this kid: "Can you kill those three hundred cat soldiers by dancing Errenzhuan?"

Lu Yixing shook his head: "You can't jump to death."

"Then don't dance." I said, "Let's think about what to do tonight."

Lu Yixing said: "Why don't we go and get the geranium again? This time I'll pretend to be a dead body."

I pointed out the window: "Forget it! Look outside, it's dark and dark. If we go again, the three hundred cat soldiers will attack us directly."

Lu Yixing nodded: "Then what shall we do tonight? Or run away."

"Tch, I know how to run all day long." I said, "If we run away, what will those classmates do?"

Lu Yixing said: "Call the police, just say that they sexually harassed the three of us, and lock them up in the police station. No matter how powerful these three hundred cat soldiers are, they can still make trouble in the police station? To confront the government, that is Suicide."

"Forget it, you still said that those female classmates sexually harassed you. In the end, the police regarded you as a rapist. I see what you have to say then."

Lu Yixing had a headache for a while: "Yeah, people won't believe me if I say it, Rashomon, you have a lot of tricks, so don't be silent right now!"

Rashomon frowned, also extremely depressed: "If you want me to say, let nature take its course! I don't believe that the three of us can't stop the attack of [-] beasts for several hours. It's really impossible. I still have a trump card, so you can rest assured that there will be absolutely no problem."

Looking at Rashomon's confident expression, I nodded and agreed: "Okay, then we'll see your trump card."

Of course I know that Rashomon's so-called trump card is not his master?I really don't know how capable this Rashomon's master is, so that Rashomon is full of confidence.

At this time, I inadvertently thought of the mirror in the boy's hand, and thought that the mirror can record video and audio, which is even more amazing than QQ. Could it be a communication artifact invented by Ma Huateng?
But I quickly rejected this idea. If that thing is really a communication artifact, why do you want to sprinkle dew on it?And it has to be the dew on the willow branches?

So I guessed that it might be a magic weapon, a treasure, and the precious scriptures in Rashomon's hands. If there is a chance in the future, I must dig out the secrets in it.

"Okay, everyone go to sleep." Rashomon said, "We still have to deal with three hundred cat demon soldiers in the early morning."

"What time is it, I can't sleep, me?" Lu Yixing said, "Why don't we go to the noodle restaurant down below for dinner? I see that the daughter of the proprietress of the noodle restaurant looks quite fresh, and she sleeps so long through the long night. It's better to have a good chat with that little girl to relax, and you say no."

I'm really convinced of this kid, when is this, he still wants to pick up girls, I wonder if there is anyone in the world with a stronger mental quality than Lu Yixing?
It is estimated that apart from Guo Meimei and Sister Feng, there is no third person.

I knew that Rashomon asked us to go to bed, but in fact he was going to secretly contact the master, so I immediately nodded and agreed: "What kind of girl are you still dating? Let's talk about it tomorrow! Go to bed now."

At this time, I suddenly remembered that when I saw Qin Yanxia, ​​Lu Yixing was also there, this kid should know Qin Yanxia, ​​why are you pretending to be confused now?
So I hurriedly asked: "Lu Zi, have you seen the daughter of the proprietress of the noodle shop?"

"It's not a big deal." Lu Yixing said: "The first time I saw her, I was fascinated by the appearance of this little girl. I think it's really late for us to meet each other. The first time I saw her, There is a feeling of déjà vu, as if I have seen it before.”

I said dumbfoundedly: "Your uncle, what does it look like, I have really seen it before."

"What, I don't know if I've seen it or not? You can't understand the feeling of deja vu. Anyway, we are destined to meet each other in this life after looking back five hundred times in the previous life. Didn't do anything, just turned back with this little girl, we are too familiar."

After finishing speaking, this guy danced the latest national divine song without any shame: "You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..."

"That's Wenwen's cousin, Qin Yanxia." I quickly reminded, "You little apple, you little apple, if you dare to hook up with Qin Yanxia, ​​won't you be afraid that Wenwen will have a worse impression of you?"

After I reminded him like this, Lu Yixing finally suddenly remembered that this feeling of déjà vu was not from looking back five thousand times in his previous life, but because he had a bad memory, so he forgot the last encounter.

Lu Yixing stared at me angrily: "I said Liu Zi, Liu Zi, you are so smart and confused for a while! Why did you tell me? If you don't tell me, at least leave me one Good memory, look at me now, I feel very sad in my heart, since when did you say my memory started to decline."

I said dumbfoundedly: "Okay, don't be sad, now is not the time for you to be sad, you should think about how to pursue Wenwen! I think you and Wenwen are a couple. Are you in love? You have to Just like the wall clock in the toilet, there is a beginning and an end."

Lu Yixing said: "Mao has a beginning and an end, that's from the beginning to the end."

I nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, from one to the end, from one to the end. If you take Qin Yanxia down now, I guess the matter between you and Wenwen will be completely dead, and you and Qin Yanxia are also impossible. You think, after all, you had a relationship with Wenwen before, it is impossible for Qin Yanxia to hurt her cousin because of you."

Lu Yixing nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, Liu Zi, you are so right, listen to what you said, the saint is studying! I still think about how to pursue Wenwen, how to become Wenwen's true son. "

Hey, tell me how thick this kid is, is he still a saint?Are you really lucky?I'll go, I'm convinced of this kid.

I knew that Rashomon asked us to rest in order to meet his master, so I raised my hands in agreement and said, "Okay, let's go to rest quickly, we have to deal with the cat monster tonight."

(End of this chapter)