Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 173
Then the nigger said: "Generally, geraniums grow on people. If you really want to find geraniums, I advise you to look for them in random graveyards. Didn't you say you saw three hundred evil cat soldiers? You guys You can go to the lairs of the three hundred cat demon soldiers to find them, because the lairs of the three hundred cat demon soldiers are all built on top of random graves. The more dead people, the more comfortable they live. This geranium also belongs to the underworld. Matter can only be found in this kind of place.”

I'll go, I understood right away, this nigger is asking us to go find geraniums in the lair of three hundred cat demon soldiers!

Your sister, we are thankful that the three hundred evil cat soldiers didn't come to trouble us yesterday, and now let us take the initiative to go to the lair of the three hundred evil cat soldiers, isn't this a self-inflicted trap?
Lu Yixing's pupils were widened, and he had an angry expression on his face: "I took off my fucking pants, so you just tell me this? I'll wipe it, believe it or not, I'll hit you with a flying talisman! "

The black ghost was frightened by Lu Yixing, he quickly waved his hands and said, "Really, really, this is really the only way..."

"But there is another way. I'm worried that you can't wait. It will have to wait until I go to the underworld and pick a few geraniums for you, but it will take at least a year and a half."

"Why so long?" Lu Yixing asked.

"Hey, you don't know! I'm walking around with the Yin soldiers. Before I left, the subordinates took off my ghost heart to prevent me from escaping. Without the ghost heart, I can't enter the underworld."

Although I don't know what ghost heart is, but it doesn't look like the black ghost is lying, but I nodded: "Then it seems that we can only go to Luan Graves ourselves."

Lu Yixing said: "But let's go now, isn't that going to die?"

I smiled wryly: "You have to go even if you die. Do you want to sit here and wait for death? If the three hundred Maosha soldiers really attack us, just the three of us can beat them?"

Lu Yixing's face drooped: "Hey, Liu Zi, I really wonder if you are the reincarnation of the broom star. You said that I was doing well a while ago, and I was about to make a fortune, but when I met You, bad luck comes one after another, this is not the first time, let me tell you."

I felt uncomfortable for a while, his grandma's, this is really the case, could it be that I am really the reincarnation of the broom star?
But even if the broom star is reincarnated, he won't be unlucky every day!
Thinking about it, since I chose the glorious profession of Mr. Yin Yang, I have never had bad luck. It is common to bump into ghosts, and the scariest thing is to run into something that is half ghost and half ghost.

Damn, regardless of whether I am the reincarnation of Halley's Comet or not, the most urgent thing is to discuss how to find Geranium.

The three of us thought hard, and finally I was clever, and suddenly came up with an idea: "I figured it out."

The two of them looked at me busy: "What idea?"

"Since there are random graves there, if we pretend to be burying the dead, they will definitely not harass us, don't you think so? Let's take advantage of the time of digging and worry that we won't find Geraniums?"

"What if they recognize the three of us? Just like you, they can't remember." Lu Yixing complained.

"Probably not! Because since ancient times, there are two ghosts. One is the married bride and groom, and the other is the funeral of the dead. Because the yang energy of the couple's union is too strong, and the yin energy of the dead soul's funeral is too deep. No good." I said.

Rashomon nodded thoughtfully: "Well, what you said is right, now it seems that it can only be a risk."

I said, "Okay, then let's stop being dazed and act quickly! If we go again after dark, they probably won't be able to hold back and attack us..."

Both of them agree, but one of the three of us has to be a dead body, and none of the three of us want to be a dead body, it's too unlucky.

In the end, there was really no other way, we could only make rock-paper-scissors.

This time, the goddess of luck finally favored me once, I didn't lose this time, but Lu Yixing was unlucky, and cursed: "I've never been lucky with you bastard!"

I laughed and scolded that there are so many nonsense, hurry up and let that little devil get on you.

Lu Yixing made a long jump with a 'crush': "What are you doing, why did you let this guy fuck me? It's okay to let those two Japanese girls fuck me, but this guy is out of the question."

I said: "No, if you are not a ghost, the yang energy on your body can be felt by the three hundred cat soldiers. If they know that we are not really going to the funeral, they will detain the three of us at that time, and we have to It’s become someone’s dinner! I heard that this cat demon likes to barbecue, you don’t want to be covered in cumin, do you?”

When I said this, Lu Yixing really felt scared, and said with a helpless expression: "Okay then! But I will tell you in advance, if something happens to me, even if I become a ghost, I won't let you go." over yours."

I smiled and said: "Don't worry, I can still harm my good brother?"

The three of us went to a nearby paper-making shop to buy some paper money, got another set of shrouds, and a mat to wrap the corpse, and after a hasty preparation, we went up the mountain.

Because it is too hot today, basically no one goes up the mountain, and occasionally one or two tourists come across, they just think that we go up the mountain to burn paper, and they will not suspect that we are going to bury the living.

When I came to a small fork leading to Luan Mound, I said to Lu Yixing: "Okay, Lu Zi, don't be dazed, and pretend to be shit quickly! That nigger, upper body."

Lu Yixing glared at me: "You're just pretending to be shit." After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes and lay down on the ground.

Not to mention, this kid is really good at pretending to be dead, so that when I saw this kid lying on the ground, I really thought he was dead.

The little ghost laughed and rubbed his palms embarrassedly: "Dude, I'm sorry."

After finishing speaking, he rushed forward and fell into Lu Yixing's arms.

"Grass..." As soon as he said this sentence, Lu Yixing stopped talking, and lay quietly on the ground, dead.I knew it was caused by that black ghost taking away Lu Yixing's sanity.

I thought to myself that thanks to the nigger who controlled Lu Yixing, otherwise Lu Yixing would not be able to stop talking halfway, and then we would have revealed our secrets?
The more you go up, the more beautiful the scenery is. At first, there were all kinds of big trees, and then grass appeared, and the grass became more and more lush. Covered with a variety of bright flowers.

Looking at these flowers, they are colorful and refreshing. I couldn't help but be attracted by this scene. Looking at these flowers with burning eyes, I was unconsciously intoxicated by them.

But I soon realized that these flowers may have been deliberately planted by those cat demons, with the purpose of distracting people, so that they can more easily confuse people's minds and make people hallucinate.

So I hurriedly withdrew my eyes and continued to walk up.

When we walked around a small forest, we found that behind the small forest there were a number of grave mounds, each of which was like a small steamed bun, densely covering the half of the mountain.

It looks like there are bumps growing on the mountain, which is really a bad luck for me who has trypophobia!

I scratched my hair vigorously, feeling goosebumps all over my body.But now is not the time to get goosebumps, I glanced at Rashomon and said, "Let's do it."

Rashomon nodded at me, then threw Lu Yixing to the ground, and started gouging it out with a shovel.

Because this side of the mountain is basically an earthen mountain, Rashomon was easily excavated.

And I took out the paper money and started burning them one by one.Of course, I am not just burning paper, I am also responsible for looking for traces of Geranium.

From time to time, I took the time to look around, but there were all weeds all around, where did the niggers say geraniums!

I couldn't help being a little disappointed, thinking that if there were no geraniums here, it would be a waste of work.So I stood up, slowly grabbed a lot of paper money, and started walking around.

On the surface, they are throwing paper money, but in fact they are looking for traces of geraniums.

Although there are random graves everywhere, one next to another, and overgrown with weeds, it is easy for people to think about it and feel fear in their hearts, but for me, an old fritter who has even experienced pregnant meat Bodhisattva, it is really right. These things don't catch a cold.

I wandered around this messy graveyard for half a circle, but I still didn't find the geranium described by the nigger. I was wondering if the nigger was fooling me, but my eyes accidentally found that it was in a small grave. Next to it, a small white flower broke into my sight.

I was overjoyed, and quickly focused my eyes on the little flower.Looking at it like this, I was immediately ecstatic, grandma, isn't this exactly the characteristic of the geranium that the nigger described to me?
This must be Geranium, I was excited and ran up in a hurry, ready to pull out the Geranium.

But when I approached the Geranium, I somehow felt that the small grave next to the Geranium released a strong evil spirit.

I was stunned for a moment, and immediately stopped in my tracks, because I realized that there must be something tricky under this small grave mound, maybe there is something hidden...

(End of this chapter)