Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 171 You Are My Little Apple

At this time, in the presidential suite next door, a rough man's voice came: "What are you calling, and calling again will interrupt your dog legs!"

i wipe...

I thought to myself, the five disadvantages and three deficiencies will be fulfilled so soon?Breaking Lu Yixing's leg is considered disabled, right?
Lu Yixing screamed and cursed in an instant: "You are so paralyzed that you come here, rub your grandma's, I have taken the initiative to do five evils and three shortcomings, and still care about your grandson?"

Later, the big man from the northeast who was two heads taller than Lu Yixing stood in front of Lu Yixing, and Lu Yixing was instantly dumbfounded.

Fortunately, this kid is clever, and immediately apologized to the elder brother and pretended to be a grandson. As a result, the big man in the Northeast was not unreasonable. Got into trouble with him...

"By the way, Liu Zi, it seems that the ghost messenger gave you something just now, please show me what it is?" Lu Yixing said.

It was only at this moment that I suddenly remembered the pipe and pot. Damn, where did the pipe and pot go?I tried my best to recall that I was so focused on rubbing Rashomon's legs just now that I ignored the cigarette pipe and pot. Now that I thought about it, I was surprised to find that I couldn't figure out where to put the cigarette pipe and pot.

I'm going, my memory is fading so quickly?Does this mean that I am going to be seriously ill?
I searched up and down, but I couldn't find the pipe and pot at all.

In the end, Rashomon said: "Since the cigarette stick was given to you by a ghost messenger, it must be a thing from the underworld. Things from the underworld must be attached to the human body to exist in the yang world. You can see if it is attached to the human body. on you?"

Attached to me?

I froze for a moment, then looked myself up and down, and found nothing abnormal.

In the end, it was Lu Yixing with sharp eyes who pointed to the palm of my hand and said, "Liu Zi, you have a beard growing on the palm of your hand!"

I hurriedly took a look at the palm of my hand, only to be surprised to find that there was nothing wrong with it. A black ball of ink appeared on the palm of my hand at some point, which was exactly the image of a cigarette stick.

If you take a quick look at this, you really think it's the palms with hair...

There is no doubt that the smoke pot pole is attached to the palm of my hand.

But, what is the use of this cigarette stick?I asked for their opinions, but they didn't say anything.

It seems that they also don't know what the mystery of this cigarette stick is.

But it doesn't matter, if you don't know, you don't know!When I meet a ghost in the future, I can finally test out the true function of this thing.

Because of the evil soldiers making excuses, the three hundred evil cat soldiers did not come to harass us tonight, and we all passed the night in peace.

Early the next morning, Hu Yueqiao called me and said she wanted me to go to Qin Yanxia's noodle shop, and she had something to do with me.

I didn't think much about it at the time, and went in a hurry.

The hall of the noodle shop was empty, I called out to Miss Qiao in the hall, and Hu Yueqiao came out, saw me, and hurriedly dragged me to the next room.

In the next room, a middle-aged woman was lying on the bed sweating profusely, with a wet towel on her head, her face was flushed, she was talking nonsense, and she didn't know what she was talking about.

This is the proprietress of the noodle shop, also Qin Yanxia's biological mother.

Qin Yanxia was so anxious that she was about to cry, but she could only watch her mother toss and turn in pain, feeling extremely uncomfortable in her heart.

I hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with Auntie?"

Hu Yueqiao said in a low voice: "I don't know what's going on. When my aunt was eating this morning, she suddenly screamed and fell to the ground, and then kept yelling loudly: Don't, don't! I didn't Take your arm, I didn't take your arm, this arm is mine."

I immediately thought of the little devil who lost his arm yesterday. Could it be that little devil who came to look for his arm?
But looking for an arm should come to me, why did you pester this proprietress?
"Get out of the way, get out of the way." At this moment, a half-bald doctor hurried in from the outside, pushed me away as soon as he came in, and asked impatiently, "Why is your mother so quick?" sick?"

Qin Yanxia frowned, with a displeased expression on her face, I could tell that Qin Yanxia must not like seeing this bald doctor very much.

"You don't need to worry about my mother's affairs." Qin Yanxia said coldly: "You go!"

The bald man glared at Qin Yanxia: "How can a dead girl talk to her elders? After all, I am also your elder! Let me check your mother's pulse and see what's going on."

After speaking, regardless of Qin Yanxia's obstruction, she grabbed Mother Qin's arm and patiently felt his pulse.

I looked at the bald head with great interest, and I wanted to see what kind of medicine this bald head could prescribe if Mother Qin was fine.

Sure enough, after the bald man felt his pulse for a while, he probably didn't find any root cause, so he frowned vigorously, but if he said that Qin's mother was fine, wouldn't it be that he seemed incompetent?It's okay, can Mother Qin faint?

"Qin Yanxia, ​​you must have quarreled with your mother. Don't you know that your mother has high blood pressure? When she gets excited, her blood pressure becomes high and she faints. I will give him two blood pressure injections later, and he should be fine. ..."

As he said that, the white coat really went out and brought the medicine box, ready to give Qin's mother an injection.

Qin Yanxia is really at a loss right now, so although baldness is not pleasing to the eye, for the safety of her mother, she will not say anything.

But I know that Mother Qin's blood pressure must not have risen, she is obviously haunted by little ghosts!

So I used the opportunity of going to the bathroom to secretly open my yin and yang eyes. When I came back, I found that the nigger I saw yesterday was riding on Mother Qin's belly, pulling her arm.

The aunt's soul was inside her body, and it was pulled out by this thing little by little.

I'm really worried, if this guy pushes harder, Mother Qin's soul might be pulled out.

I stared at the little devil with a sneer on my face, and the little devil soon noticed me, and couldn't help shivering all over.

It tremblingly said: "Master, I...I just...just want to get my...arm back, you...don't be angry."

Can I talk now? I obviously can't, so I just stared at him with a sneer on my face, and then looked at the bald doctor.

The little devil immediately understood, then smiled at me, then left from the aunt's body, and slipped into the body of the bald doctor.

The bald doctor was possessed by a ghost, and he couldn't control his body at all. I clearly saw his pupils dilate instantly, and his body trembled involuntarily.

Then, his body was completely controlled by that little devil.

The bald doctor glanced left and right, then gave me a weird smile, and then plunged the needle into his thigh without hesitation, and instead of yelling without pain, he even grinned and laughed.

Qin Yanxia and Hu Yueqiao were frightened by the strange movements of the bald doctor. They didn't know what the bald doctor was going to do.

I hastily stopped the two of them behind me and said, "This guy may be mentally ill, stay away from him..."

The bald doctor then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and played music, which was "Little Apple" by Chopstick Brothers.

This song, which has a high rate of singing in China and is known as the Divine Comedy, instantly infected the bald doctor. The bald doctor actually started to dance in the square, singing while dancing: "You are my little little apple, why don't you?" I can't torture you too much..."

I whispered: "It seems that this guy has a tendency to be masochistic."

It's not a big deal, but at the end the bald man started a striptease again, even taking off the only piece of underwear on his body.

His grandma's, can I promise these guys?It cannot be specified.

Looking at this fat body, I felt very disgusted, and kicked the opponent's chubby body.

In an instant, the piece of fat fell to the ground, rolled twice, and then collapsed behind the door, motionless.

Both Qin Yanxia and Hu Yueqiao were a little puzzled, and Hu Yueqiao scolded: "Damn it, let my mother deal with him, fuck, if you dare to play hooligans in front of my mother, I will die!"

I hurriedly stopped Qin Yanxia and said, "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, that guy has already fainted, it's important to go and see my aunt first!"

Qin Yanxia and Hu Yueqiao nodded again and again, and then we went to see my aunt together.

After the little devil left his bald body, he said to me with a smile on his face: "Young Master, what else can I order?"

I whispered: "Mother Qin, what's the matter? Did you make her faint? Let her wake up quickly."

The little ghost said with a troubled expression: "But...but my arm was eaten by Qin's mother, unless I borrow Qin's mother's arm, or I will only become a passer-by in the underworld. "

"What's wrong with Yang Guo." I said, "At least he's a Condor Hero!"

"Yang Guo doesn't have an aunt, it's so miserable." The little ghost said with a mournful face.

I asked, "Why is it so miserable without my aunt? Don't make trouble for nothing."

"If you don't have an aunt, you can only fall in love with the five-fingered girl, but can you fall in love with the five-fingered girl on the left?" the little ghost said confidently.

I'll go, it's true, it's really inconvenient to masturbate with the left hand, but I think Lu Yixing, who has countless masturbations, should be fine, because I found out that the kid is left-handed.

So I said to the little devil: "I'll talk about this later, let Qin's mother wake up first! I will help you find a way at that time, at worst, I will burn you two Japanese girls and add a sports car bungalow." , is that all right?"

It's true that money can turn ghosts around. Hearing what I said, the little ghost immediately agreed: "Okay, okay, you said this, young master, don't go back on your word."

"Can I not keep my word with the ghost?" I glared at the little ghost.

The little devil was ecstatic: "I'll wake her up now, but I need your help."

I asked, "How can I help?"

"Later, you will stick a ghost-fighting talisman on Qin's mother's forehead, so that Qin's mother's soul can be fixed in the body, otherwise the soul will not be fixed, and even if it wakes up, it will be a dementia, lifeless god."

I nodded: "Well, Cheng, I'll listen to you."

These talismans were originally prepared to deal with the three hundred evil cat soldiers yesterday, but they were not used. I didn't expect that they would come in handy today, at least it was not wasted.

(End of this chapter)