Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 154 Miss Yin Yang
I was stunned, and looked at Hu Yueqiao with an inexplicable expression: "Sister Qiao, how do you know?"

If Miss Qiao knew that I was a Mr. Yin Yang, who often bumped into ghosts, and had to fight ghosts to the death, would she continue to play with me?

In fact, I think Sister Qiao is quite a nice person. It would be a pity if we just blow it up like this.

"I can pinch and count." Hu Yueqiao said with a smile: "Actually, we are colleagues."

"Going together?" I was stunned again: "Sister Qiao, don't tell me that you are also Mr. Yin Yang, oh no, Miss Yin Yang."

Hu Yueqiao covered her mouth and snickered: "Miss Yin Yang, have you heard of this profession? To be precise, I'm actually a witch."

flutter!
I couldn't help laughing out loud, return to the witch?What kind of species is this witch?In my impression, witches all have a mole on the corner of their mouth, wear a black coat, and like to eat sunflower seeds, which doesn't match Hu Yueqiao's sexy doll at all.

"What's so funny." Hu Yueqiao glared at me: "I am also inheriting my father's career. I have no choice but to learn from my parents. Fortunately, I am a sister, and my academic performance is not bad. First, you don’t have to drop out of school and go around cheating with your parents.”

"To lie to others?" I looked at Hu Yueqiao in surprise.

Hu Yueqiao nodded: "Of course, my parents passed down the marriage of ghosts from their ancestors. It has been passed down from generation to generation for several generations. That's why my parents are so strongly urging me to learn how to marry ghosts. Of course, this is purely to deceive people. Yes, I don't really believe that people and ghosts can live together."

Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief, Hu Yueqiao thought of me as Mr. Landao who swindled money.

Opposite Mr. Randall is Mr. Baidao.The biggest difference between the two is that one is pretending to fool people, while the other has real skills and takes maintaining peace in the world as its own responsibility.

Since ancient times, Mr. Landao and Mr. Baidao appeared at the same time, and then developed at the same time. It can be said that they advance and retreat together, and experience honor and disgrace together.Because there are more little ghosts in the world, these two types of people will naturally have food to eat, and if there are fewer little ghosts, Mr. Bai Dao will be hungry.But Mr. Randyll needn't worry, because they depended on their mouths for food.

There are no little ghosts anymore, they can go to show people Fengshui and look at ancestral graves, if they can't do it, they can just set up a small stall and name people to calculate their fortune and so on, and they can get money.

But Mr. Bai Dao couldn't do it anymore. Although this Mr. Bai Dao has real skills, he is only proficient in one aspect!For example, fortune tellers are not very good at catching ghosts, and those who are good at catching ghosts don’t know how to look at Fengshui, etc. So if there are really no ghosts, then fortune tellers are better and can barely support themselves.But those who can catch ghosts will have to starve, because their mouths are not sharp, and few people believe even if what they say is true.

This is also impossible.

Since she said that I was Mr. Landau who lied to people for money, it's okay to say that if she really knows that I have real skills, the relationship between the two of us will probably become tense.

I smiled and said, "I can't help it, I'm just playing casually, anyway, I don't cheat people's money, I just make people feel safer in their hearts."

"I believe what you said." Hu Yueqiao said: "I don't think you are the kind of person who likes to cheat people's money. By the way, your friend Lu Yixing is better than you who can do business and make money! A few days ago, I saw him driving a BJ Hyundai, with the guy who is a dancer, and he probably scammed money again, and he has a clean and famous brand, which is quite stylish."

what the hell!

I widened my eyes and looked at Hu Yueqiao with an incredulous expression on my face: "No, Miss Qiao, are you sure you're not joking with me? It's only been a few months, that kid can really make so much money? It's you You must have read it wrong."

"Don't worry, even if the face of that dick has been cut off, I can still recognize him based on his scum smell. But that kid is a bit dishonest. If he has money, he will forget about you poor brother."

I smiled and waved my hands: "No, I know the character of that kid Lu Yixing very well in my heart. He will never do such a disrespectful thing."

"Tsk tsk, tsk tsk. You'd better be careful."

Sometimes, I have to feel that life is like a play, and sometimes I would rather believe that God is a living screenwriter, and certain plots are manipulated by God himself.

It was as if Hu Yueqiao and I were talking about Lu Yixing, but suddenly Lu Yixing's voice came from downstairs: "Boss, stay at the hotel!"

I was stunned for a moment, thinking that I was hallucinating, so I couldn't help pricking up my ears to listen carefully, but I didn't expect to hear Lu Yixing's voice again: "I want the best room, the presidential suite, do you have supper?" Give me a set! Well, help me park my Elantra in the parking lot! Leave the car keys with you first, remember, you must not disturb my rest tonight, I have business, and the rest of the money Just as a tip..."

Your sister, this rich and powerful voice, who else could it be if it wasn't Lu Yixing?I'm going to fuck his uncle, this kid is really awesome now, return his mother's tip?One must know that last year this kid had his last meal but never his next!
Hu Yueqiao smiled and said: "See? You brother is the master who crossed the river and demolished the bridge. Now that he has money, he still hangs you."

However, I couldn't be more clear about how much that kid Lu Yixing was worth. That little bastard couldn't have done such a heartless thing.I said to Hu Yueqiao: "Sister Qiao, wait for me here for a while, I'll go down to see that little beast. If that little beast really crosses the river and demolishes the bridge, I'll take off the face of that little beast first."

Hu Yueqiao nodded, and I ran out with a bang, to the stairs on the second floor, and saw this kid walking upstairs with his head held high.

I immediately greeted Lu Yixing: "Lu Zi, you are rich now, and you still live in the presidential suite."

After Lu Yixing saw me, he was as excited as if he saw his own father, and jumped up: "Oh my god, old Liu, you little dog is still alive."

After I finished speaking, I suddenly remembered something, immediately calmed down, looked around, found no one, then hurried up, and said to me in a low voice: "Let's go upstairs and talk about it."

I nodded immediately, knowing that Lu Yixing might really have something to hide, so I followed Lu Yixing obediently and went upstairs.

Upstairs is the presidential suite. As soon as I entered the presidential suite, I was stunned. It belongs to his grandma. Although the presidential suite is not as good as the presidential suite in the five-star hotel, it is well organized. !The specifications of three bedrooms and two halls, the walls are pasted with classical wallpapers, the chandeliers are also classical, and there are famous calligraphy and paintings hanging on the walls. Although they are all fake, the atmosphere created by them is not fake. The flowers are arranged in the shape of a heart, and the furniture and electrical appliances are all new, which surprised me, a bumpkin who has never seen the world.

I suddenly thought of Qiao Jie, Qiao Jie's house only sells popsicles, you probably haven't seen such a luxurious lineup, have you?If sister Qiao saw this lineup, she would be shocked.

I don't know why, but I just want to make sister Qiao happy, and I just want her to live in this luxurious guest room.

Maybe it's because I subconsciously regard sister Qiao as a relative?Because in front of Sister Qiao, I really feel like a child. This Sister Qiao is very similar to a cousin in my hometown, and I have a good relationship with that cousin.

So I immediately said to Lu Yixing: "Lu Zi, wait for a while, I will introduce a friend to you. Don't go in!"

After finishing speaking, without giving Lu Yixing a chance to speak, he ran away with a groan.Lu Yixing didn't say anything, but I can imagine the helpless look in that kid's eyes.

Soon, I ran to the room of the three of us, and I said to Hu Yueqiao: "Sister Qiao, let's go, I will take you to live in the presidential suite."

Hu Yueqiao was stunned, then looked at me with an inexplicable expression, and said in a low voice: "Well, Xiao Liu, you don't think you are that kind of person when you are a sister. You opened the room again?"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at once. Sister Qiao misunderstood me.I hurriedly explained: "It's not Miss Qiao, it's Lu Yixing who opened a presidential suite. It's too wasteful for him to live alone, let's go together."

Only then did Hu Yueqiao realize that she had misunderstood me, and her little face was flushed red: "Hey, brat, I was joking with you just now. Don't take it seriously. But both of us have gone, what should we do with this medicine?"

I glanced at the guy who slept more dead than a dead pig, gritted my teeth for the last time, and said, "Let's do it, I'll carry this kid over there."

After I finished speaking, I picked up Yao Jiajue.Don't look at this kid as thin as a monkey, but his weight is almost as high as that of an adult pig. I really doubt whether this body is full of stones, or why it is so heavy.

When Lu Yixing found out that I was carrying a girl and a big living person, his eyes were wide open, and finally he looked at me dumbfounded and said: "Liu Zi, you said that I am so heartbroken that I will make up my mind to get the president once." Is the suite easy for me, what are you doing here?"

"You live alone and you live alone, and the four of us live together, so why waste it?" I said.

"What do you know? I live in the presidential suite and live in a romantic atmosphere. Now that four people are squeezed together, there is a bullshit romantic atmosphere!" Lu Yixing was a little unhappy.

Before I could speak, Hu Yueqiao spoke first: "Hey, isn't this Master Xingxing? What's the matter, you're cheating by coming here today to dance. Hey, you have a lot of business."

Lu Yixing looked at Hu Yueqiao angrily: "Who are you, you, this master doesn't have the same knowledge as you, so go away, or I will call the police."

"Okay, okay, if you don't call, you will be a grandson today! Haha, I want the police to see how capable you are as a liar. You said that if the employer knows that Master Xingxing is a liar , haha, then it’s impossible for you to want money, and you’ll just be beaten to death. Haha.”

Seeing Hu Yueqiao's vitriolic cynicism and deafening smirk, Lu Yixing finally gave up: "Well, what's the name of this eldest sister? Hehe, I was joking with you just now, don't take it seriously, it's all Liu Zi's." Friends, then we are also friends, today I treat you, I treat you, haha."

After speaking, he warmly invited us into the presidential suite.

(End of this chapter)