Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 149

My car Yanyan, where are you?

in the dormitory.

I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, but saw the Rashomon on the upper bunk looking at me inexplicably: "Old Liu, what do you want dragon root for?"

I sighed: "I can only find my girlfriend if I get the dragon root."

Rashomon nodded, and said thoughtfully, "Are you determined to have that girl be your girlfriend? I think there are quite a few girls who secretly like you."

I froze for a moment: "When did it happen?"

"It was when I was walking with you on the playground." Rashomon said.

I couldn't laugh or cry even more: "Brother, they are looking at you."

Rashomon was as stunned as I was: "Why?"

"You are so charming, with you, I can only be a green leaf." I said, I really don't know if this Rashomon is deliberately mocking me or if his EQ is really zero.

"Being green leaves? There's nothing wrong with green leaves. Isn't carbon dioxide absorbed by them? They also release oxygen. When they die, they can be mixed with farm manure on a piece of fertile land..."

I was also stunned, brother, can you stop talking?What you said made me feel very uncomfortable, and it was mixed with farm manure on a piece of fertile land. Do you know what farm manure is?That's the excrement of the farmer's uncle, brother.

I want to cry, blowing people doesn't bring such blows.

Do you think of yourself as a flower and others as green leaves mixed with excrement?Thank you for being able to speak.

I didn't care, anyway, Rashomon's EQ is zero, and I knew in my heart that this kid didn't really want to hurt me, but just to comfort me.

It's just that his way of comforting him is a bit abnormal.

In my memory, I didn't encounter any supernatural events in the next year or so, but Rashomon and I never gave up looking for clues to the Mafia.The strange thing is that the guy from the Black Hand Sect seems to have disappeared from my world, and I have not found any clues about the Black Hand Sect for more than a year.

Of course, it's not that there haven't been any supernatural events, it's just that some supernatural events are no longer supernatural events in my opinion, and death is just a supernatural event.

Among them, what impressed me the most was a ghost incident that happened in our dormitory building...

It was about the Mid-Autumn Festival that year, when I went to the bathroom at night, I often heard the sound of leather shoes snapping behind me.

Although I don't know whether the other party is a ghost, but I have already developed immunity to ghosts, so I don't care whether this is a little ghost or not.

However, I am not curious, does not mean that others are not curious!

At two o'clock that night, when I was sleeping soundly, I suddenly heard Yao Jiajue screaming like a pig being killed, and then Yao Jiajue opened the door with a bang and broke in. He dragged me up from the bed screaming, tears filled my eyes with excitement: "Ghost, ghost, hit a ghost, wow."

I rubbed my eyes in a daze: "What are you doing in the middle of the night, why don't you let people sleep?"

Yao Jiajue grabbed my shoulder and shook it vigorously: "I'm hitting a ghost, I'm hitting a ghost, why aren't you excited at all! Damn, listen to me."

At this time, Li Jianren scolded: "What are you two doing in the middle of the night, can you keep your voice down?"

Yao Jiajue also dragged Li Jianren off the upper bunk: "Brother, let me tell you, I've bumped into a ghost, I wiped it, it's so exciting, it's like breaking into a haunted house. Come with me, follow me."

I feel helpless for a while, this Yao Jiajue is so excited to see a ghost?Could it be a perverted gene? What's so exciting about a ghost?This kid really should be Mr. Yin Yang.

As soon as Li Jianren heard that there was a ghost, his calves trembled in fright, and he was about to cry: "Brother, don't scare me, okay? It's the middle of the night, people are frightening and frightening to death."

Yao Jiajue sneered grimly: "Jie Jie, Jie Jie, I have slept with you for such a long time, why are you not afraid at all? Jie Jie, Jie Jie."

Seeing Yao Jiajue's cheap expression, Li Jianren cried in fright: "Brother, what are you doing? This is, why are you making me ashamed..."

Then we smelled a strong smell of urine.Damn your sister, Li Jianren actually pissed on my bed!
This reminds me of Sun Dehou, the head of my dormitory in junior high school. If Chen Meijuan knows that Sun Dehou urinated on my bed when he was in junior high school, I don't know if he will dislike him.

I had no choice but to listen patiently to Yao Jiajue as he finished telling his ghost story. It turned out that when Yao Jiajue came back from the bathroom, he heard the sound of pattering leather shoes behind him.So Yao Jiajue kept looking back, but there was no figure behind him, only his own shadow followed him.

Then after returning to the dormitory, I heard the footsteps stopped at the door and did not come in. After walking back and forth for a while, they disappeared.

Yao Jiajue, who was so excited by this incident, ran into the dormitory, insisting on taking people to take risks. After all, not everyone can encounter such weird things.

There is no way, this kid is a little too nervous, so I had to take Yao Jiajue to the bathroom.

After walking back and forth, we found the heavy footsteps again, but when we looked back, we found that the backside was empty and there was no one, and Yao Jiajue was frightened again and screamed back to the dormitory.This provoked people from other dormitories to yell, saying who the hell is in a daze in the middle of the night.

I thought to myself that this might be just a passing ghost playing with us, and I didn't bother to pay attention to it.

However, Yao Jiajue seemed to be addicted to this matter, talking about the sound of pattering footsteps all day long, which made Yao Jiajue a little nervous...

I thought to myself that I should really take this medicine Jiajue to see the Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman, then scare this kid once, I guess this kid will be honest.

I thought this matter should be over now, but who would have thought that one day in the middle of the night, this kid dragged me off the bed, and then said to me with a serious expression: "Liu Zi, I'll give you a chance, An opportunity that you may never see in your lifetime."

I looked at Yao Jiajue inexplicably: "What chance, pick up girls?"

"Cut, look at your potential." Yao Jiajue scolded me: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. You can pick up girls anytime, but this opportunity may only come once in a lifetime!"

This bluffed me, and I thought to myself what kind of opportunity is it, only once in this life?For me, this is the only chance if I am raped myself.

"What kind of opportunity is it?" I asked impatiently, "I'm going to sleep if I don't say anything."

Yao Jiajue looked around mysteriously, and then said softly to me: "Damn it. Shhh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound..."

I froze, what the hell?What the hell is so funny, man, I used to deal with ghosts a lot.You are not allowed to shout, I am really worthless to that extent.On the contrary, it was Yao Jiajue's sacred expression that made me despise him.

This is a bit too tricky, right?

"Damn it, I'm so scared, I won't go, you go by yourself." Of course I can't readily agree, otherwise this kid might doubt my identity.After all, the only one who is not afraid of ghosts is Mr. Yin and Yang like me.

"No, no, I don't dare to go by myself. Let's go together, together. Don't worry, I'm prepared."

As he said that, Yao Jiajue took out a hang of garlic and a few talismans from his bed: "Do you know that garlic can ward off evil spirits? I told Du Niang Du Niang hundreds of times. I got these talismans from Zhang Daxian'er, it's amazing, our safety factor is guaranteed."

I can't laugh or cry, I thought to myself, Mr. Yin Yang, do I still need you to escort me with a few cloves of garlic?If that's the case, I, Mr. Yin Yang, are really too bad, right?
It seems that if you don't go to hell with this kid, this kid will not stop.

I had no choice but to pretend to be very reluctant to agree, and then said to Yao Jiajue: "But I'm ugly, if I really bump into a ghost, you have to protect me, boy! I love you when I get nervous. Shivering, don't I can't walk when I'm shivering, you kid ran away alone..."

(End of this chapter)