Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 143 The Third Watch Death (1)

Sure enough, after I finished peeing, the river water calmed down, and the red surface gradually returned to its normal color.

"What... what's going on here? Where did so much blood come from?" Uncle Sun asked tremblingly.

Lu Yixing glanced at Uncle Sun, then closed his eyes stupidly and pinched his hands indiscriminately, so, this kid pretended to be a fortune teller again: "Oh, sin, sin!"

Uncle Sun was dumbfounded when he heard it: "What the hell, Master Xingxing, what a crime."

"This is a serious crime." Lu Yixing said, "Did the pregnant woman miscarry at the beginning?"

Uncle Sun shook his head: "No, the pregnant woman's body is stiff, nothing happened."

"Fart, that's because you didn't notice, the pregnant woman is actually bleeding internally." Lu Yixing defended himself.

"Yes, yes, internal bleeding, internal bleeding." Erbo Sun nodded repeatedly.

I was quite puzzled in my heart, this Uncle Sun didn't look stupid, why did he trust Lu Yixing so stupidly?It was only later that I finally realized this truth. It turned out that when a person in despair finally grasps a life-saving straw, he will become a fool, and he will choose to believe in that life-saving straw obsessively.

"Well, after that female ghost had a miscarriage, she came to her aunt again!" Lu Yixing said coaxingly, "She really wants a man, so I want you to go down with her and make a ghost baby together. "Lu Yixing said.

"That can't be done." Sun Erbo repeatedly shook his head and refused: "What's the difference between this and me going down to die?"

"There's a big difference." Lu Yixing said, "Sending death is a quick death, without any pain at all. But creating evil babies here will make your life worse than death, ha ha."

Uncle Sun's face turned even paler: "Master Xingxing, Master Liu, you need to save me no matter what."

"Don't worry!" Lu Yixing said, "The important thing is your sincerity and our good relationship."

The damn liar, I cursed in my heart.

I said, "Then how do we get the body of the Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman out? Anyway, I can't go down, it's too dangerous. Moreover, the body of the Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman can move, who knows if there is any attack?" force?"

Hearing what I said, Rashomon immediately became serious: "What did you just say? You said that the body of the Bodhisattva with pregnant women can move?"

I nodded: "Yes, just now I saw her just standing there, and she disappeared in the blink of an eye. Don't you think it's scary!"

Rashomon sighed heavily: "Hey, it's still too late."

I was stunned: "Rashomon, what do you mean, why is it late?"

"The fleshy body of the Bodhisattva with Pregnant Woman can't move, not to mention that there is a big stone on her body. But you just said that the Bodhisattva with Pregnant Woman disappeared in the blink of an eye. This is obviously the combination of body and soul." Luo The way of life.

"I'm going, when did this happen?" Lu Yixing was stunned for a moment, "Why didn't you say hello to us?"

"The fusion of the soul and the body? No wonder I came to my aunt, so that's what happened." Uncle Sun said thoughtfully: "Then...how about we sprinkle contraceptive pills into the river? My aunt's woman will paralyze her lower body after taking the contraceptive pill."

We ignored Uncle Sun, because what Uncle Sun said was a bit too fucked up.

"Look quickly." At this moment, I suddenly noticed that the river under our feet suddenly churned, and then there was an undercurrent surging in the river, galloping crazily towards the distance.

It was as if a submarine was sailing past underwater.

"No, the Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman has escaped." Rashomon cursed, and then rushed along the river bank in a hurry. Lu Yixing and I also chased after him without hesitation.

Although we don't yet know what we'll do to the Pregnant Bodhisattva if they catch up to us, it seems like we have nothing else to do right now.

The speed of the pregnant bodhisattva was almost as fast as Lu Yixing's e-donkey, and the legs of the three of us couldn't catch up at all.So after chasing for a certain distance, the pregnant bodhisattva disappeared completely.

Wipe his uncle's.

Lu Yixing cursed, and rubbed his sore legs: "This pregnant woman is running so fast even after she's come to her aunt. Shameless coquettish bitch, she's appointed to steal a man."

"Let's go to Uncle Sun's house." Rashomon said, "I guess the female ghost will go to Uncle Sun's house to seek revenge in all likelihood!"

I also agree with Rashomon's point of view, so the four of us got into the car and ran towards Uncle Sun's house.

Entering the lobby of Uncle Sun’s house, we were instantly overwhelmed by the scene in front of us, because the room was very damp, as if the flood had just faded away. The bed was also wet, and at the same time filled with a strong evil spirit.

"I'm stupid." Sun Erbo became angry immediately when he saw this scene, because he realized that the pregnant woman flesh bodhisattva might hurt his family, and he didn't care about the danger, so he rushed into the bedroom in a hurry, wanting to see See if any relatives have been victimized.

Fortunately, several rooms were empty and no injured were seen.Uncle Sun heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly called his second aunt. After learning that they were all in the hospital, he heaved a sigh of relief. At the same time, he warned them to stay in the hospital and not come out, because it might be dangerous outside.

Now that Uncle Sun's family is safe, then... maybe something happened to Sun Dehou or the uncle's family.After thinking of this, I hurriedly took out my mobile phone and called Sun Dehou.

The call was quickly connected. Sun Dehou sounded in a good mood and asked me where I was now.Just now he urinated in the hospital, and you disappeared.

"Well, it's good that you're fine." I said to Sun Dehou: "Be careful, the pregnant woman bodhisattva has already come out to harm people. If you find any traces of damp in the room, run to the police station immediately."

I noticed before that there was a police station near Sun Dehou's home, so I said that.

Sun Dehou asked suspiciously: "How do you know that I'm damp here? I'm still wondering why my quilt has been in the sun for a day, and the more it gets more humid..."

I rubbed it, and my brain went into chaos with a buzzing sound.Bad, bad, the Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman was appointed to find Sun Dehou.

Just when I was about to ask Sun Dehou to take Chen Meijuan to the police station, I suddenly heard Sun Dehou say in surprise: "Meijuan, what's wrong with your stomach? Why is it bigger than before... Ah!"

His second uncle, this Sun Dehou really lost his mind in front of love, it is obvious that the Bodhisattva of pregnant women went to him.I gave a feed, but found that the phone had been hung up, so I hurriedly said to Uncle Sun: "Uncle, let's go, don't be dazed, and go to Sun Dehou's small courtyard quickly."

Uncle Sun said, "What happened to the monkey?"

It seems that Sun Dehou's nickname should be Monkey. Now that I think about it, the boy's appearance is indeed comparable to that of Monkey.

"Don't ask so many questions, go quickly." I dragged Uncle Sun, who was still in a daze, into the car.

However, Uncle Sun couldn't start the car no matter what.When Uncle Sun opened the engine compartment, we were shocked to find that the engine compartment was full of water.

My day is your sister!
I scolded, it’s really a critical moment to lose the chain, what can I do, as far as Sun Dehou’s virtue is like seeing Chang’e when he sees Chen Meijuan, I’m afraid even if Chen Meijuan bites Sun Dehou’s neck, then Sun Dehou still feels honored to be kissing a goddess .

"Where's your eMule?" I asked Lu Yixing.

"It's in the hospital." Lu Yixing said.

"What should I do, what should I do?" I was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, circling around in place, thinking that Sun Dehou was almost going to become the dinner of the Bodhisattva of pregnant women at this moment, and I felt extremely uncomfortable in my heart.

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle!
Just when I was having a headache about this, my cell phone rang again. I took out the cell phone and looked at it, and found that it was actually Sun Dehou calling.

I quickly connected the phone: "Hey, Sun Dehou, are you okay?"

"Excuse me, are you Sun Dehou's friend?" Unexpectedly, a strange man's voice came from there.

I froze for a moment: "Yes, may I ask who you are?"

"We are from the nearby police station." The man said: "We received a report that Sun Dehou and Chen Meijuan in this farmyard were suspected of living together illegally, so we came to investigate. When we came, we found that these two young People are dizzy because of being too excited, and it seems that the wind is coming..."

said the policeman.

I'm going to go, thanks to this big brother who can think of it, and fainted because of excitement, and immediately wind up...

I said to the policeman, "Comrade policeman, not only are these two people cohabiting illegally, but they are also wanted criminals across the country! You have to be careful, I will go there right now."

At this moment, Uncle Sun borrowed a taxi from another family. After we got into the taxi, we hurried to Sun Dehou's farmyard.

(End of this chapter)