Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 120 Peeping and Changing Clothes

After returning to the dormitory, I fell headlong on the bed and fell asleep. The effect of this alcohol was too powerful. Even if I lay on the bed, I still felt that the world was constantly spinning, and I couldn't help but feel that the world was spinning around me. A little dizzy.

Not long after, I fell asleep snoring.After a long time, I finally woke up slowly. When I opened my eyes, I saw a big butt sticking out on the window, holding a telescope and constantly looking outside.

I had some headaches, so I rubbed my eyes vigorously, shook my head, and then I finally relaxed, and after a closer look, I realized that the boy was a skinny monkey medicine Jiajue.

"Yao Jiajue, what are you doing?" I yelled.

Yao Jiajue glanced back at me, then smiled and said, "Come and see, come and see."

I hesitated for a moment, then slowly moved up to see if this kid had discovered a new continent.

But when I looked this way, I realized that this kid was peeping at his female classmate changing clothes. The sense of justice in my chest filled my mind instantly, and I glared at Yao Jiajue angrily; "Look at your kid's virtue, this is also Can you just look at it?"

That Yao Jiajue was stunned for a moment, and looked at me inexplicably; "What's the matter, what can't be seen here."

"You're voyeurism, do you understand? This is a crime."

I glared at Yao Jiajue angrily.

Yao Jiajue shook his head again and again: "Why don't I just watch two dogs mating, what's wrong with that?"

"What?" I was stunned for a moment: "Didn't you watch other girls change clothes?"

"What's the matter? Where can I go to watch the little girl change clothes?" Yao Jiajue said dumbfounded, "You boy, don't judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."

I was stunned, your sister, could it be that my thoughts are dirty?I looked down the window and found that two dogs were mating in broad daylight, and next to the telescope, there was a sketch, which was obviously drawn by Yao Jiajue just now, and it was the pattern of two dogs mating .

I'm going, it seems that I am evil, I looked at Yao Jiajue with apologetic expression: "I'm really sorry, buddy, I was joking with you just now."

Yao Jiajue said with some embarrassment: "You...can you tell me which room you saw the girl changing clothes just now?"

I was speechless for a moment.

Luo Zhixiang is lying on the upper bunk and sleeping quietly, like a girl, I realize that I still don’t know his name, although he seems to have said it once while drinking, but I drink too much , naturally forget.

I took a look at the student ID card, and the three words on it almost didn't make me dumbfounded. I didn't expect this kid's student ID card to read: the three characters Rashomon, which made me start to think about it.

He looks exactly like Luo Zhixiang and has the same surname, could this be... Luo Zhixiang's illegitimate son?

This bold idea made me feel quite excited, thinking that if I really slept in the same dormitory with Luo Zhixiang's illegitimate son, I would not be honored for the rest of my life.

It may even get a little of Luo Zhixiang's reputation because of this, and it will be easier to find a wife in the future.

I had nothing to do, so I invited Yao Jiajue down to have something to eat, but Yao Jiajue was having fun watching those two bitches mating, so how could he care about eating?So I just stared at the two bitches and wrote and drew on the sketchpad from time to time.

At this moment, I thought of Lu Yixing, and I didn't know how that boy Lu Yixing was doing right now, so I called Lu Yixing.

When I called Lu Yixing, Lu Yixing seemed to have just woken up, and asked me inexplicably: "Why are you calling now, kid? I'm sleeping soundly."

I was stunned on the spot: "Where do you sleep? Did you rent a hotel?"

Lu Yixing said: "Why waste so much money? I found a company that distributes leaflets and applied for a job. They arranged bed and dinner for me. I have to distribute leaflets tonight."

I can't laugh or cry, this kid's vitality is not full, he is too tenacious, if this is me, he is probably living on the street and starving right now.

"Okay, don't sleep, come out and have dinner with me, I'm so hungry right now." I said to Lu Yixing.

Lu Yixing readily agreed: "Okay, I'll go to your school gate right away, I'm hungry right now."

After finishing speaking, Lu Yixing hung up the phone, and I hurried to the school gate.

After arriving at the school gate, I was instantly shocked when I saw Lu Yixing, who was wearing a school uniform and wearing black-rimmed glasses, who looked like a student at first glance...

Shit, why is this kid dressed as a student?And it looks like there must be a good academic performance in every class.

It is estimated that the return rate is not low.

I couldn't laugh or cry: "Lu Zi, where did you get this equipment?"

Lu Yixing said, "Our company issued it."

"Your company distributes student uniforms?"

"That's right." Lu Yixing said proudly, "Why, envy and hate, haha."

"I'm just wondering, you said a company that distributes flyers, why are you distributing school clothes and dressing you up as a student?"

"You don't understand that, do you?" Lu Yixing said coquettishly: "This is called packaging marketing, do you understand?"

"What kind of packaging marketing? What kind of marketing are you posting small advertisements?"

I looked at Lu Yixing with a surprised expression on my face.

Lu Yixing pointed to the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "You see, myopia glasses."

I was shocked: "You are also short-sighted? Look at the beauty."

"Where is it?" Lu Yixing said: "How can I be short-sighted with my yin and yang eyes? My glasses are plane mirrors and have no prescription."

Let me go, isn't this advertisement too fake?
"I just want them to see that I don't use PS. What I wear glasses is what they wear." Lu Yixing said, holding the glasses frame with his hand in a gentle manner, which is quite Handsome.

Sure enough, the beauty of a person depends on his clothes. This kid is so dressed up, it's really the same thing.

"Hey, young man, your eyes are so handsome, where did you buy them?" At this moment, a rough-looking young man with a bold appearance suddenly ran up and looked at Lu Yixing with an expression of admiration.

I froze for a moment, thinking that your sister wouldn't be able to, this kid is really full of endless charm when he casually changes clothes, even men can't help but be impressed by him?

"Old cat, this is my friend, a real buddy."

"Oh, hello classmate! Young man, where did you buy those glasses? I'll go buy a pair too. You're so handsome. Wearing these glasses, your whole body is full of idol temperament. Hey, I think Your glasses are very suitable for your friend, and they must be more handsome than you when you wear them."

I figured it out in an instant, his grandma's feelings are a child, he must have seen Lu Yixing talking to me, so I thought Lu Yixing was lying.

Lu Yixing glared at the old cat impatiently: "This is my dear buddy, you can take care of someone else, I don't need your help here."

That rough man smiled embarrassedly: "Why didn't your sister say it earlier, it made me waste a long time talking."

Also packaging marketing... This is a fucking liar marketing.

But is it really difficult to recruit a job now?Why do even those who are at the uncle level pretend to be students? Anyone with a discerning eye will know that they are liars.

"How is your arrangement going?" Lu Yixing asked, "The relationship with the classmates is pretty good."

I nodded: "Well, it's okay, let me tell you, there is another one in our dormitory that looks like Luo Zhixiang, it's okay, I'll ask you for an autograph."

We finally settled down temporarily, so we found a small restaurant, ordered two small dishes, and started drinking beer.On this hot day, two bottles of cold draft beer will definitely be refreshing.

In the next week, we basically got used to our respective lives. I heard from Lu Yixing that his performance in the whole company has never dropped to the top two. I thought to myself that your company will not only have Two salesmen, right?

But after I saw Lu Yixing's handsome marketing plan, I was completely convinced by him.Now this kid can earn more than 3000 yuan a month, which is definitely considered a middle-income in our small county.

But the good times didn't last long. One day when I was studying for self-study, Lu Yixing called me, and then said to me in a muffled voice: "Lu Zi, I'm not in a good mood, come and have a drink with me."

I was stunned: "Lu Yixing, what's going on with you?"

Lu Yixing said coldly; "Hey, come over and talk about it later, I can't make it clear on the phone."

"Okay." I agreed without hesitation. It is more important to go to self-study, your uncle, or my buddy.

Because we are on the first floor and I am taller, I am in the last row.I jumped out the window and no one noticed me.

When I came to the restaurant that Lu Yixing mentioned, I found that this kid smelled of alcohol all over his body, and this kid was staring at a plate of shredded potatoes on the table in a daze, not knowing what it was What's the meaning.

After discovering that I was coming, Lu Yixing immediately stood up with a smile: "You...you are finally here, come, sit, sit."

I sat across from Lu Yixing, and looked at Lu Yixing who was a little drunk, and his eyes were red and swollen, obviously he had cried once: "Lu Zi, what's going on?"

(End of this chapter)