Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 104

The female corpse seemed to be very afraid of my money sword, so I forced the female corpse to the corner with three slaps, then took out the Qiankun bottle, and prepared to collect the female corpse.

The female corpse also seemed to be quite afraid of the Qiankun bottle, and when she saw the Qiankun bottle, she shrank into the corner of the wall. I really had a feeling of "I smiled to the sky, and I will keep my soul and gallbladder."

However, what surprised me was that the Qiankun bottle didn't have any effect, just like an ordinary wine bottle facing an ordinary person, which made me feel quite stupid.

His grandma's, what's the situation with your sister?I looked at the wine bottle in bewilderment, and then at the woman's corpse, wondering if the Qiankun bottle was broken by Shaying last time?
Lu Yixing scolded, dumbfounded: "Liu Zi, are you deliberately teasing me? This woman's corpse is a corpse, and your universe bottle is not a treasure. How can you collect a corpse?"

Damn, his uncle, it is indeed the case, why did I ignore this.I patted my forehead, cursed for being stupid, and then quickly put away the Qiankun bottle.

That female corpse is also a bullying master, seeing that my Qian Kun bottle didn't work, she slapped me again, right on my ear.

In this way, my ears instantly galloped, rumbling, and at the same time, I lost my balance and hit my head on the ground.

The female corpse took advantage of the victory to pursue, and opened its bloody mouth to bite my head. I immediately stretched out my legs and pressed against the opponent's chest, so the female corpse finally did not press on me.

But I didn't expect the female corpse to be so heavy, it was like a reinforced concrete slab. I felt that all the strength in my body had been used, and the leg bones might split at any time.

Why is this thing so heavy? Could this corpse be made of copper?

The more I thought about it, the more I got a headache, and I used up both legs.But the body was still heavy, and I couldn't breathe because of the pressure.

The female corpse stretched out her hands, and her long nails were aimed at my neck. As long as I slack off a bit, the female corpse's nails would pierce into my neck.

Grandma's, it's terrible.

"Lu Zi, Lu Zi, help!" I blushed and shouted at the top of my voice.

Lu Yixing also noticed the embarrassment on my side, and rushed over regardless of the pain in his body. At the same time, he kicked again in the air, intending to kick the female corpse away.

Fortunately, Lu Yixing didn't miss this time, but kicked the female corpse fiercely.The body of the female corpse fell from me.

I was afraid that the female corpse would be pressed down again, so I hurriedly got up and greeted her neck with the money sword.Sir, if I don't chop you into a color screen today, I won't be worthy of being Mr. Yin Yang.

The female corpse was watched by my money sword again and screamed, the more I beat it, the more I was relieved, but after a long time, it was inevitable that I was a little tired and panicked.And if it is discovered by Yue Yaowei's family, they will definitely not understand what we have done.

So after thinking twice, I finally said to Lu Yixing: "Lu Zi, quickly find a way to suppress this corpse."

Lu Yixing hesitated for a moment, and then said: "What about your "Tao Te Ching", doesn't it mean that the "Tao Te Ching" can suppress evils that have existed for thousands of years? It's only a few days old, so it shouldn't be a problem."

I thought it was right, so I hurriedly took out the "Tao Te Ching" and put it on top of the corpse.But what surprised me was that the "Tao Te Ching" was pressed on the corpse, but it didn't play any role. The corpse stood up with a squeak, and the "Tao Te Ching" was also ejected and fell to the ground.

My baby, I cried out in distress.Damn, this Tao Te Ching must not be broken, it is my treasure.

Squeak, squeak!
Just when I was wondering why the "Tao Te Ching" didn't work, I suddenly heard a sound of rats coming from the "Tao Te Ching" that was thrown on the ground. I froze and looked over in wonder , but found that the little mouse was struggling to crawl out of the "Tao Te Ching".

Both the "Tao Te Ching" and the little mouse are spiritual things, so although there is no space in the "Tao Te Ching", the little mouse can be accommodated.This has to be explained by the space-time theory of a great physicist.

"Be careful." Just as I was staring at the little mouse in a daze, Lu Yixing suddenly yelled, "Damn it, I thought it was a female corpse who was going to attack me, so I dodged in a hurry.

But I was not attacked, nor did I see the female corpse. Instead, Lu Yixing let out a scream.

I turned my head and took a look, and finally realized what was going on. Lu Yixing had already been crushed by the female corpse. He was in the same posture as I was just now, supporting the female corpse with his legs.

"Liu Zi, help." Lu Yixing also squeezed out these words from his throat.

I couldn't laugh or cry for a while, grandma, why does this female corpse like to attack men?
No way, I am also a flying kick in the air, ready to learn from Lu Yixing.But I obviously overestimated my physical strength. Instead of kicking the female corpse away, my body was bounced back.

His uncle, it seems that we still have to use the trump card, so I greeted the money sword again.

The female corpse was beaten back again and again by me.

Just when I didn't know how to suppress the female corpse, the little mouse hurriedly crawled along the female corpse's body to the mouth, and then opened its two little claws like a human, and opened the female corpse's lips.

Just when I was wondering why the little mouse did this, the little mouse made a movement that stunned me: it got into the mouth of the female corpse.

Strange to say, just as the little mouse got into the mouth of the female corpse, the female corpse immediately stopped struggling, and then fell straight on the ground.

Lu Yixing and I were stunned for a moment, I felt a burst of grief in my heart, what the hell are you doing, your sister, what are you doing in the mouth of the female corpse if you have nothing to do, you are dying with the female corpse?

Damn, what do you mean? Anyway, the little mouse is also a spiritual creature. It is really distressing to be buried for a female corpse like this.

"Finally dead." Lu Yixing said, wiping the cold sweat off his forehead.I don't know whether Lu Yixing is talking about the female corpse or the little mouse, anyway, these two things have a grudge against Lu Yixing: "Hurry up, use the "Tao Te Ching" on top of the corpse, this "Tao Te Ching" There was something in it just now, and its spirituality was not pure, so it can't kill demons and demons, but now there is nothing wrong..."

I nodded immediately, then ran up to grab the "Tao Te Ching" and put it on the female corpse.The female corpse stopped wriggling completely.

It's just that I'm worried about how the little mouse is doing now, won't it live in the corpse?No, there is no air in it, and it will be suffocated to death.

Just when I was worried and regretful in my heart, I suddenly found that the lower part of the corpse was moving, and there seemed to be something in the pants.

Lu Yixing and I looked at each other, not understanding what was going on.But at this moment, a little thing bit through the trousers and got out from inside.

It turned out to be a little mouse. I didn't expect this creature to be so powerful that it could penetrate the human body and get out in such a short period of time.

What puzzled me was that the little mouse was clean, without any blood stains, but it looked a little tired, lying on the ground panting.

The back also moved up and down as it breathed, which looked quite cute.

"Little mouse, you are still alive." I asked in surprise.

"His uncle!"

Unexpectedly, the little mouse spoke human words, and it was quite coherent. The voice was like the lead singer's voice in "Song of Shaking Onions".

"Oh my god, this mouse has turned into a parrot." Lu Yixing shouted in astonishment.

"Stupid." The little mouse cursed, his expression was quite contemptuous.

"Damn, dare to curse, believe it or not, I stomped out your internal organs with one foot, little bastard?" Lu Yixing raised his foot as if he really wanted to step on it.

"Idiot, idiot, idiot." The little mouse was terrified, curled up together, and at the same time opened its triangular mouth one by one, cursed idiotly, so happy.

"Fuck, you dare to scold!" Lu Yixing was annoyed, and raised his leg to step on him.But I stopped Lu Yixing all at once: "Lu Zi, don't step down."

Lu Yixing scolded: "This little bastard is too arrogant, don't show him how powerful he is, he doesn't know that Prince Ma has three eyes."

I couldn't laugh or cry and said: "You said what kind of evil you have committed with a beast. It's not like you didn't realize that this little mouse's IQ is not perfect."

Before Lu Yixing could speak, the little mouse started to write and draw on the ground. It didn't take long for him to write down two words.

"Only two sentences."

It turned out that his uncle only knew these two sentences.But it's not good, as soon as he speaks, it's his uncle's, a fool's fool, so he can't take it out of the house.

But it's also my fault, it's all my fault that I like to say these two mantras on weekdays, so I taught the little mouse.

(End of this chapter)