One Piece playing card emperor

Chapter 391 Squatting or standing. [Add 52 for the lord "pk313"]

"Ah, if this goes on like this, I don't think I can help at all. I've been doing more harm than good."

Brook wandered on the deck with a downcast look on his face.

Obviously he just wants to show his own value, but for some reason, he always messes things up.

"Hey, Brook~" Luffy's voice came.

Brook looked for the sound and saw Luffy sitting by a railing on the top deck, holding a roasted leg in one hand, and pointing to Franky and Usopp behind him with the other, inviting:

"The two over there seem to be doing something interesting later, let's come up and have a look."

"Ah? Oh okay." Brook felt a little guilty.

On the top deck, apart from Franky and Usopp busy around a cannon, they also saw Chopper sitting on the top deck, looking at the sky in a daze with a leisurely expression.

"Hey, Mr. Chopper, what are you doing?" Brooke asked politely, speaking in Chinese. Recently, he tried to use Chinese instead of what he could say.

"Taking advantage of the good weather, I'll take out the herbs and dry them in the sun." Qiaoba replied cutely.

"Frankie and the others are testing new weapons," Luffy said.

"Yoxi, this is the 'Long-Range Super Frankie Cannon' that uses Coke energy. Compared with ordinary cannons, both accuracy and power are greatly improved!" Frankie proudly showed off.

Usopp sat on the control seat, and said with the same pride:

"Yoxi, then with my shooting skills, it's even more powerful!"

Brook couldn't help but get excited, and subconsciously blurted out:

"It's amazing! If there is anything I can help with, please feel free to ask."

"That's it, then you can bring another bucket of Coke over here." Frankie said along the way.

Frankie led the order to go to the warehouse, spotted a barrel that was the same as the Coke barrel in Frankie's hand, hugged it in his arms and quickly returned to the top deck, completely ignoring that all the barrels on board were of the same format of.

"The coke is delivered, I've been waiting for a long time!"

"Yoxi, then pour it in, through the fuel inlet." Franky was busy fixing the gun body without raising his head.

It's just a job of pouring Coke, without the slightest technical content, so you don't need to care too much.

Naturally, Brooke would not refuse. He uncorked the barrel diligently and poured out the liquid in the barrel into the mouth of the Coke. The deep black was exactly the same as the Coke.

On the other side, Franky and Usopp pointed out the target, a reef 300 meters ahead.

"Yoxi, don't worry, leave it to me, and I'll break it right away!" Usopp immediately began to operate the machine.

When it comes to the accuracy of cannon shooting, it is not an exaggeration for Usopp to say that he is the number one on the ship. Yi Lusi's abilities are all in bows and arrows. plan.

This can be regarded as Usopp leaving a living space.
Following Franky's order, Usopp, who was aiming, confidently pressed the firing button, and the "long-range super Franky cannon" in front of him immediately roared at high load. After three seconds of gaining momentum, Inexplicably, it became paralyzed, and the whole machine went on strike directly on the spot.

"Huh? Is there something wrong?" Usopp asked.

"How is that possible!" Frankie felt insulted, "The 'Long-Range Super Franky Cannon' made by me, Super Frankie, is definitely the most accurate, it should be because the power is not enough, turn on the power to the maximum !"

"Ok."

Usopp responded, pulled down the wrench representing the operating power to the end, and then pressed the launch button again.

This time the cannon made a more terrifying roar, perhaps due to excessive force, and the cannon body was also shaking violently, as if it was about to fall apart at any moment.

laugh--

The steam device on the cannon sprayed out a large amount of white mist. Usopp's strong desire to survive had a premonition of the imminent crisis. He jumped off the operating chair without hesitation, but was caught by a huge force before he could lie down. Push and fly out.

boom--

Franky's elaborate 'Long Range Super Franky Cannon' exploded!

Fortunately, the power of the explosion was not strong. Even Usopp, who had the lowest defense, was not injured. It was just that the fuel of the 'Long-Range Super Franky Cannon' contaminated everyone present with the aftermath of the explosion, even those who were farthest away. The Chopper is not immune, including its herbs.

"Impossible! Why did it blow up!" Franky went crazy and couldn't figure it out.

"Hey? Don't you think this Coke is a bit salty?" Chopper asked.

Hearing this, Brook also tasted the Coke fuel on his explosive head, and then, as if thinking of something, he reached out and dipped his hand in the wooden barrel in his arms to taste the taste.

"Hmm - it's really salty, because what I brought is not Coke, it seems to be soy sauce. Huh? Why are you all looking at me?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid!" Franky roared, "Who is the person who brought soy sauce as Coke? He even looks innocent!"

"Hey? Hey!!" Brook panicked, "It's really my fault. Frankie, I didn't mean it! I'm so sorry——"

Although Brooke apologized sincerely, the angry Franky still drove him all over the boat.

Frankie couldn't help being angry.

It took him three days to refit the 'Long Range Super Franky Cannon', and now it has been blown up by Brook, and many parts cannot be replenished on board at present, which means that the development of new weapons will take a while. It's time.

At least until we meet the next island, there is no way to continue.

"Hahaha, this guy is really cute." Luffy laughed.

"Hey, it's so sticky and uncomfortable, I'll take a bath first." Usopp said helplessly.

"My medicinal materials have to be washed and dried again, and they are almost dry after all." Chopper made a bitter face.

Instead, Lu Fei took a bite of the roasted leg in his hand, his eyes lit up, and said:
"After adding cola and soy sauce, it's surprisingly delicious!"

Really optimistic.
After finally escaping Frankie, who was running away, Brook hid on the watchtower to avoid Frankie's follow-up pursuit.

Sauron is on duty today.

Originally, Enilo was at odds with everyone on the ship, so he lived on the observation deck all the time. Except for the mirror image and Luffy, no one else came to the observation deck very much, which was enough room for Enilo to adapt.

Since the battle with Oz, Enil's excellent command and combat effectiveness have been recognized by everyone, and he has also found an excuse to release his goodwill. In the movie, this arrogant guy was finally dragged to the boys' dormitory to live together.

Without Enilo's permanent presence, someone will naturally be on duty at the watchtower. The shift schedule is made by Robin, which cleverly avoids Lan Ye and Luffy.

The former is the strongest fighting force on the ship, and because of the special circumstances, if he is on duty, he must be replaced by the mirror image clone. He must either drive the duel field or go back to the dormitory to sleep with his wife in his arms. The ability of the mirror image clone to do things is recognized, so everyone It was a tacit unanimous decision that Lan Ye didn't need to be on duty.

The latter, as the captain, he has this privilege - of course, this is a good excuse.

The main reason is that even if Luffy wants to be on duty, he will not let everyone be on duty. If he comes on duty, isn't that the same as no one on duty?This guy will definitely be sleeping in the lookout room!

The watch list is calculated on a monthly basis. Even Nami, Robin, Yi Lusi, and even Chieko have shifts scheduled for that one or two days. Zoro, Sanji, Brook, Minov, and Enelo are basically five people. It looks like four or five days - those who can do more work.

Closer to home.

When on duty, Sauron is usually exercising. With his sensitive facial features, he doesn't need to keep an eye on the sea surface all the time. He will naturally notice the danger approaching him immediately.

When Brook came up, he was doing 'meditation', which is a kind of Zen practice that calms down the swordsman's heart and comprehends sword moves or sword intentions.

As a swordsman, Brook naturally knew about it, and immediately expressed his willingness to participate together.

But well.

Others meditate with their eyes on their noses and their noses on their minds, in a quiet way.

Brooke meditates but chatters.

"Swordsman meditation, Mr. Sauron is also a swordsman who has realized his own way of swordsmanship. This method is indeed very suitable for you."

"To unify the spirit and reach the state of selflessness, Mr. Sauron, your meditation has already been accomplished."

"Speaking of which, Mr. Sauron's comprehension of swordsmanship is cutting iron, right? My comprehension of swordsmanship is piercing, and it still pales in comparison with Mr. Sauron's."

blah blah blah blah
Sauron's meditation skills are indeed profound. After Brook chanted for a long time, he still didn't waver in the slightest.

Seeing this, Brook stopped talking, closed his mouth and meditated with Sauron together.

What he didn't see was that after Brook became quiet, Sauron's slightly heaving chest breathing slowly slowed down.

half rate.

Sauron, who was about to enter the 'Selfless Realm' again, suddenly heard Brooke say embarrassingly:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Zoro, I know very well that it is taboo to talk to you now, but"

"It's okay, let's talk." Sauron remained calm.

As long as it is not related to Sanji, Zoro is usually very gentle with other partners.

"this and that"

"What?" Sauron frowned.

The subtext is: If you have farts, let them go, and if you have words, say them quickly.

"Ahem, I really want to go to the toilet."

Sauron was just a little impetuous at first, but when he heard Brook's 'request', he broke his power in an instant, and roared violently:
"You don't need to report this kind of thing to me one by one! Go to me yourself! It's best not to come back!"

Facing the furious Sauron, Brook did not move, but said embarrassingly:
"But... crossed my legs for too long, my legs are numb and I can't stand up"

Sauron, who was listening carefully, suddenly went berserk again.

"Does your grandma have numb muscles? Get lost!"

The swearing of 'special grandma' was forced out.

"Mr. Sauron, it's about to leak out!" Brooke said anxiously.

"what are you"

Sauron still wanted to continue roaring, but when he heard that he was about to 'leak out', his angry expression froze for a moment, and then he reacted, and hurriedly said:

"Slow down, slow down! I'll take you right away!"

Zoro directly picked up Brook and ran towards the toilet, without paying any attention. How could a skeleton have a 'urge to urinate', and how could he hold it back?

It's like you have a bladder that can hold you back!
However, it turns out.

Brook has such a magical function, and I don’t know if he is squatting or standing when he goes to the bathroom.
(End of this chapter)