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Chapter 309 Usopp: Inexplicable stomach swelling (subscription required)

"No, prepare to fight!"

A call with a lazy look exploded out of thin air, causing Nami to let go of her heart and raised her heart again, looking around.

Ok?
Except for the wind blowing in front of him, which made his hair a little rough, in the endless sky, he didn't find any enemies or dangers to fight.

Could it be the head?
Or is there a plant at the foot that is as tall as the pea vine in Sky Island and is about to collide with the Meili?

or.
Wait!

Nami opened her eyes wide, recalling a detail.

Did she hear it wrong?
That shout just now seems to have a 'lazy look', right?
Shouldn't it be
Nami cast her eyes on the rail of the Meili, where Zoro was leaning against and taking a nap during the bell to see him off just now.

as predicted.

This forgiving-haired guy was yawning long, his sleepy eyes were facing Nami's eyes that were about to breathe fire, and he stayed there for three seconds before he finally woke up and muttered :
"Ah, it turned out to be a dream."

Say it.

Zoro changed his posture, closed his eyes and continued to doze off.

Everyone: "."

Nami: "【╰(‵ ′)╯】"

Do something, can this be tolerated?

Nami couldn't bear it on the spot, she rolled up her sleeves and was about to jump off the top deck, and fix this forgiving guy well - she forgot in her rage that her three-point swimsuit had no sleeves.

Usopp quickly hugged Nami from behind, otherwise this might be a murder case.

"I'll kill you, Chlorella!" Sanji firmly stood in Nami's camp.

"Shh—it was a false alarm." Chopper wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.

"Hahahaha——" Luffy said heartlessly.

"What an interesting group of people, hehe—" Robin covered his mouth and snickered.

"Yes, who said no." Lan Ye pursed her lips and agreed.

"It's really hard for Nami." Yi Lusi sighed.

"Crack, click, click." After taking over the title of Lan Ye's photo-crazed maniac, Qian Huizi was gone forever on the way to collect materials.

After the farce was over, there was a long wait.

Because there are too many people, it will be a bit crowded if everyone enters the cabin, but it is not suitable for only a few people to enter the cabin, so everyone stays outside the deck, slowly waiting for the moment to land.

Waiting naturally won't be silent, everyone started chatting in twos and threes.

Naturally, Lan Ye continued to chat with Robin, Yi Lusi was also pulled over by Robin, and the three of them leaned on the side of the Meili, looking at the setting sun in the distance, and began to remove Qian Huizi from the boat. Also, no one can understand the dialogue.

because.

The three of them, Lan Ye, used the extensive and profound Huaxia language, and they were still playing games like "puns", so as to help Robin and Yi Lusi quickly familiarize themselves with the true meaning of Huaxia language.

That's really IQ crushing conversation.

Usopp and the others listened curiously at first, but they dispersed after ten seconds.

I don't understand at all. Hey!
Obviously they know every Chinese character, not only can write but also pinyin, but why they are combined like illiterates, and they have no clue at all.

The gap is too big, slip away.

Lu Fei sat on his special seat, looking around the open space with great interest, he liked this kind of God's perspective from the unobstructed view very much.

But no matter how much you like it, it will get boring after a long time.

then.

When Luffy looked up, his eyes lit up.

Here comes the fun stuff!
Nami sat listlessly on the edge of the boat, her slender legs resting on the side of the boat. As a navigator, she couldn't control the direction of the boat, which made her very annoyed.

Although she did not take any protective measures, there was no one to remind her.

Not to mention that Nami herself is of good quality, even if she does accidentally fall, there are a lot of people present who can catch her.

Not to mention.

Sanji, seeing Lan Ye monopolizing the two beauties, although his heart was burning with jealousy, but in line with the principle of 'friends' wives should not be bullied', he could only focus on Nami-san with all his heart.

Seeing Nami listless, Sanji twirled on the deck on tiptoe and suggested:

"Need me to dance a dance for Nami-san, when I was at the sea restaurant, but"

"Crap!"

Snapped!
Sanji's hospitality has not yet been offered, Nami's backhand is a big slap, and Sanji, who is still "spinning and jumping, I don't stop", is directly slapped away.

(This passage is sung, please raise your hand)

Sanji was not annoyed either, he got up and continued to move closer to Nami.

Except for Yi Lusi who looked at Sanji curiously, everyone else was accustomed to it. Everyone already knew Sanji's personality.

"It's so slow, I don't know when I will be able to return to the sea, and where will it land?" Chopper lay beside Robin, looking into the distance with bright eyes.

Usopp popped up suddenly and took over the conversation:
"Maybe, it will float directly to Ralph Drew."

"Wow—that's amazing!" Chopper's eyes brightened even more, full of longing for the final land.

It... seems to really believe it.

Robin couldn't bear this kind of speculation without common sense, and she directly spoke about science:

"It's impossible. To get to Ralph Drew, you have to go halfway around the great route and cross the other half of the red earth continent to get there. The distance is very far away."

Usopp: "￣【—□—｜｜】"

I'm just bragging, why are you slapping me in the face in public?

Glancing at the blue night beside Robin, Usopp opened his mouth, which was powerless to refute, and finally could only force himself to spit out a sentence:
"Haha, yes. Yes, I already knew."

Robin smiled softly, and she, being considerate, would naturally not pierce Usopp's embarrassment.

But, not everyone is so empathetic.

For example - Chopper who was fooled by Usopp just now.

"Yeah? Usopp already knew it, so why did he say that just now?" Meng Meng Da Qiaoba raised his innocent face and asked seriously.

It was really puzzled, and didn't mean to mock Usopp.

but.

Although it was unintentional, Chopper's words did hit Usopp's point, he opened his mouth for a long time and didn't know how to answer, but Chopper still had an expectant expression on his face, and he couldn't directly change the subject.

Can't help but.

Usopp cast a look at Robin asking for help, but the considerate Robin had long since stopped paying attention to him, and was currently whispering to Yi Lusi, who didn't know what he was talking about, which made the latter His face was flushed, he met Lan Ye's curious gaze, and immediately lowered his head shyly.

Ok.

Robin couldn't count on it. I don't know why. What the hell is the feeling of bloating in my stomach?
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grateful:

"APROS" rewards 1000 starting coins.

　Wow, it's okay for Fei Lan to say that he was dismissed without consolation, but what the hell is he gloating about not wanting to stop changing?Even worse, why did the collection suddenly increase by more than 100?ah?What the hell! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)