One Piece playing card emperor

Chapter 295 Believe that you have five insurances and one housing fund? (seeking subscription)
Sanctuary of Apayado.

In a huge cave.

The space of hundreds of thousands of cubic meters is very large, but if it is placed on a huge wooden boat with a length of 200 meters, a width of 40 meters and a height of 40 meters, it will appear a bit crowded.

However, it fully occupied nearly two-thirds of the space in the cave.

From the golden Buddha's face on the front of the huge wooden boat and the big "God" written on the cabin, it is not difficult to recognize that this is the "proverb" of Enel's Ark, a ship that can fly to the sky with the help of Enel's lightning ability.

at this time.

There are a large number of people with wings on their backs, running around on the Proverbs, doing the final aftermath for the almost completed Ark.

Thinking that many years of work was about to be completed and that they would be free to go back to reunite with their families, everyone's tired bodies couldn't help but move a little faster.

They were busy, but they didn't notice that behind a stone in the corner of the cave, Lan Ye, who had disappeared, sat cross-legged and cross-legged, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

suddenly.

Lan Ye opened his eyes, his sight was out of focus, and he murmured softly:
"Huh? Have you finished the experiment?"

Get up.

Twisting his slightly stiff neck, Lan Ye looked at the ark 'Proverbs' in the distance, shook his head slightly and sighed:
"If that's the case, it's a pity, what a good ship, it's just ruined like this."

talking.

A remote control appeared in his hand, with only red and blue buttons on it.

The button was not pressed immediately.

He lowered his head and thought about his layout, and after making sure that there was nothing missing, he pressed the red button without hesitation.

boom!boom!boom!
A large number of low-pitched roars sounded from the ark's "Proverbs", and the fiery red lights were dense and dazzling, but their power was abnormal, and they just barely blew up the hull of the ark, revealing the sophisticated mechanism structure inside.

Accompanied by the sudden explosion, there was the sound of the angels fleeing in terror.

Their strong desire to survive made them try to stay away from the ark.

Lan Ye didn't stop it, but looked up at the bow of the ark - a white man with a golden long stick and a shirtless body was standing on the 'wind turbine' standing on the bow, and glanced at the bow full of disgust. Looking around, he looked dangerous.

He's looking for the culprit of the chaos.

As for the fleeing angels?

As long as the source of the turmoil is resolved, these slaves will naturally continue to serve their 'god'.

Rather than appease the panic of a group of 'ants', he wants to find out the 'blasphemer' who destroyed his car, and bestow the most severe punishment on him.

"If you dare to blaspheme God's majesty, then I will let you know the horror of God's Wrath!" Anilu thought.

just.

The omnipotent "Knowledge·Xinwang" failed to "hear" any "voices" other than fear and panic this time, let alone find out the blasphemer.

Enel's expression became more and more gloomy.

Second time!

This is the second time today!
Just now.

He was also blocked from his 'heart web' ability, thus losing the trace of another blasphemer hundreds of miles away.

Just when he was angry and was about to "come down" in person to let the world feel the wrath of God, the huge movement from the flashing side attracted him, but he lost the other party's position again when he was in anger, just like before The situation of losing the position of the group of people at the entrance of the Kingdom of God is exactly the same.

This made Anilu startled, and at the same time, even more terrifying anger and hostility rose from the bottom of his heart.

"I am a god, an omnipotent god! How dare you disobey God's inspection, you should all die!"

Anilu, who was on the verge of losing control, had already turned his attention to the angel who was still fleeing. There were electric sparks cracking around him. He was about to be unable to suppress his desire to kill, and he wanted to vent!
Then goose.

Before Enilo could make any further moves, he raised his head in vain, facing a pair of scarlet eyes.

Almost subconsciously, Enilo determined an idea:
"It's him! He's the blasphemer!"

After confirming, Anilu pointed at the opponent without hesitation, and a twisted wire with a width of three centimeters shot out from his index finger, and it hit the target almost as soon as it appeared - that was the speed of light, which cannot dodge attack.

"Ok?"

Enel frowned.

The information fed back by Lei Dian made him, who was in agitation, concentrate his mind.

absorbed.

The moment the lightning concentrated on the target, it was completely absorbed and did not cause any damage to the target.

It is not absorbed by the body, but absorbed by a metal-like substance, and it is a metal substance with very low resistance.

Finally.

Anilu gave the other party a serious look.

He has the same naked upper body as his own, but the difference is the yellow skin, and the different scales and wings on the back.

"Isn't that wing from Angel Island? It's from Blue Sea, right?"

"but."

"You dare to face the face of God, die!"

A thought flashed in Anilu's mind, and at the same time, his figure flickered and disappeared, leaving a few flashes of fire, and his own figure appeared behind the target [-] meters away almost instantly, and smashed the golden stick in his hand to the back of the target's head.

call--

Amid the sound of the golden long stick piercing the air fiercely, the target's figure was stirred into a mass like paint that melted into the water and quickly dissipated in the air—but it was just an afterimage.

Almost subconsciously, Enilu disappeared in place again, and the few flashes of electricity left behind were smashed by a fist glowing with green light.

After a failed blow, Lan Ye straightened up and looked at Ainilu who had returned to the 'wind turbine' again, silently, with an abnormally calm expression on his face.

On the other hand, Anilu looked suspicious, but more angry—someone dared to attack God, which undoubtedly violated the majesty of God, and he must be sentenced to death to atone for his mistakes!

There was a sharp look in his eyes, and Enilo raised the long golden stick in his hand, and the top of the stick tapped lightly on the four small drums behind him, and then a cloud of blue thunder came out of the drum, turning into a flash of light Crossing the sky, he came to Lan Ye in a blink of an eye.

[3000 million volt Thunderbird! 】

In the eyes of the single Gouyu spinning extremely fast, Lan Ye will only see a 'blue phoenix' that fills his field of vision. Before he can react in the future, the thunderbird has already hit his body surface, blooming The dazzling blue light and the vertical and horizontal thunder and lightning engulfed him whole.

In this blow, Lan Ye finally could no longer maintain the original body, and the surface of the body quickly climbed dense spider cracks, and the whole person was like a broken ceramic doll, pieces of pieces were peeled off from the body, turning into A black stream of sand.

It seemed miserable, but Enilu's expression was even uglier.

because.

He knew very well that he didn't hurt Lan Ye.

The black sand stream that was stripped off was not Lan Ye's body, but more like a layer of 'armor' covering his body, absorbing all the lightning damage.

The reason why the armor cracked was due to the weak impact force of the 'Thunderbird' before. It seems that the physical defense of this armor is not strong.

【Armor of Sand · Lightning Protection! 】

Crush the lightning protection ore into sand and cover it on the body surface to form armor, which can be used as an insulating layer to absorb lightning attribute attacks. It is a new ability specially developed for Enilo.

Just a pity.

Lightning shields cannot be condensed into hard armor. They are very strong in absorbing lightning energy, but not so good in other aspects.

but.

You know, Lan Ye is the one who can control Sha Shuo.

So what if the armor is not hard?

As long as you can control the speed of sand flashing to condense fast enough, it doesn't matter if it is broken or not. Anyway, no matter how sand is, it is still sand, and it can be controlled by Lan Ye.

In less than a second, the thunderbolt sand shimmering that was bombarded into a flow of sand covered Lanye's body again, condensing into a new pair of 'sand armor·lightning'.

This made Enilo's expression even more gloomy.

No matter how you look at it, Lan Ye seems to have come prepared.

Seeing that he couldn't deal with his opponent directly, he decided to first understand how this humble 'blasphemer' got all the magical abilities.

It can shield one's heart net, can absorb lightning, has the ability to control the sand, and also has a speed that cannot be captured by the naked eye, and... the body exudes an aura that makes his hair stand up.

All the information he wanted to know.

Yes.

He opened his mouth.

"You, humble ant, tell God your tiny name."

Lan Ye blinked, but did not respond.

Why did Anilo suddenly stop?

and also.

What's going on with this tone full of middle school breath?

Lan Ye did not respond for a long time (actually only five seconds had passed), which made Anilu furious. He waved the golden long stick in a semicircle, and a circular arc-shaped tip of the stick shot out in blue light. Before the reaction, he had already passed by his body, passing by the middle.

A fine crack emerged from the waist, and then it was completely repaired.

Lan Ye was equally astonished.

Although from Crocodile, I have already understood that these opponents who have been "defeated" by Luffy are actually strong, and they will never be as weak as they appear in the comics.

can.

This Enilo is really too strong, right?
Every attack, even if he has the dynamic vision enhanced by the 'Yigouyu Sharingan', he can barely catch the afterimage and cannot respond effectively.

Just this extremely fast attack speed, can it still be defeated by that guy who was rounded and flattened by Luffy?

really.

Plot killing is indeed the invincible BUFF of the protagonists.

Secretly analyzing Enilo's true strength in his heart, Lan Ye finally knew how to respond this time:

"Great God, I am a businessman from above the blue sea. Because some people landed on the empty island by accident, I paid the entry fee. I don't mean to offend. Please forgive me."

Lan Ye's tone was very polite, but not low, it seemed very humble.

but.

With a person who has survived three moves under Enilo's hands without any damage, he is qualified and confident to speak like this.

Although Ai Nilu's eyes were twitching, he didn't get angry again because of Lan Ye's attitude, and directly opened his mouth.

Still using that lofty tone, he said alms:

"Lan Hairen, your strength has been recognized by God, and I promise to become your bodyguard to serve God."

Forehead.
Just to recruit yourself?

Lan Ye scratched his head, thinking that it's better not to talk too much with this watt-brained guy.

Anyway, my final plan is
"However, it will take some time. The impromptu plan still needs some time to be arranged. It is unexpected that the lightning protection ore is so restrained from the thunder fruit. Otherwise, if it is arranged earlier, it will be perfect."

Thinking in her heart, Lan Ye turned on the fooling mode at the same time:

"That, Enelu!"

"Bold! You dare to call God's life directly. Do you know that this is a capital offense?" Enilu shouted violently, "It's your first offense. As long as you kneel down and admit your mistake now, I can spare your life."

"Forehead"

Suddenly.

Lan Ye didn't know how to continue, so he continued talking with this middle school guy.

Typical push nose to face.

resignedly.

Lan Ye had to change her face, curled her lips in disdain, and said sarcastically;

"Hey, I said you are fat and you are still panting. Isn't it a natural devil fruit ability user who dares to call himself a god? Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru?"

laugh--

A ray of thunder pierced Lan Ye's eyebrows and was absorbed by the armor.

but.

Lan Ye's eyes, still pierced by the flashing thunder, narrowed slightly.

This guy is not only a severe fantasy maniac in the second year of middle school, but also a violent maniac in the final stage!
If there is a disagreement, I will call someone.

Do you think you are a certain electrocution teacher who quit Internet addiction?
"Ant, this is a small punishment for your disrespect, why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy?" Enilu's voice of charity sounded again.

Lan Ye rolled her eyes, and made an internationally accepted mocking gesture towards Enilo - a big middle finger!

pity.

As Enilo, who grew up on the empty island, didn't understand the meaning, he raised his hand and touched the top of his head, asking:

"Is this what Lanhai people mean by kneeling down and begging for mercy?"

"No, this is our 'respect etiquette' to God, an action that only devout believers can do." Lan Ye said nonsense.

"Oh? So, mortal, you want to serve the deeds of God and become a glorious guardian of God?" Enilu's nostrils were almost upturned, and the ants in his mouth changed to mortals.

"No, no, no, I don't intend to serve God, I'm an atheist." Lan Ye shook his hand.

"Huh? Then what do you mean?" Enel's body thundered with lightning.

Lan Ye grinned and showed her big white teeth, and said respectfully in Chinese:
"Fuck you mother!"

"What do you mean?" Enilu's brows furrowed, not understanding.

"This is our hometown's respectful name for 'God'." Lan Ye opened his mouth and spoke fluently the common language of One Piece.

"Well, like this, it seems that you are indeed very devout, why do you say you are an atheist? From today on, you have a god to believe in, and that is me!" Ainilu's expression softened, and at the same time he made a decision impatiently road.

This is already the limit of his unprecedented endurance.

Who would have guessed.

Lan Ye waved his hand again, repeatedly refusing.

"Mortal, what exactly do you want? Do you want to accept the wrath of God?" Enel's body was full of sparks and lightning, and the 'slender' earlobes on both sides kept shaking because of anger.

It is quite a bit of the power of glaring King Kong.

Ordinary people may really be so frightened that their feet go limp, or even pee their pants.

Then goose.

For Lan Ye, who had killed tens of thousands of people, this was nothing short of sprinkling water.

Lan Ye raised her hand and scratched her head, and said distressedly:

"I want to believe in you, but someone refuses to let me."

"Who is it, you tell me that God will destroy all heresies!" Eneru suppressed his anger again and said.

"Oh, that guy is annoying. He often restricts my freedom in life, and makes me do all the dirty work without paying me. By the way, you are paid for your belief? Bailey, gold, gems It is all acceptable."

"That kind of thing is naturally available. As for gold, there are many in Apaya, and you can take it as you like." He suppressed his tone.

"What about the five insurances and one housing fund?"

"what is that?"

"Do you have medical insurance?"

"you in the end"

"Also, do you include room and board?"

"Mortal, don't try to challenge"

"That's right, I want it."

boom! ! !
A dazzling blue light exploded from Enel's body, and countless lightning surged into the air, covering the entire cave in a sea of ​​lightning.

Anilu's extremely suppressed tone came to Lan Ye's ears:

"Ants, I declare in the name of God that you will be judged as a heretic! Accept God's punishment!"

next moment.

The thunder and lightning flooding the cave are rioting!
　I'm so tired. Today, my kidney deficiency was so bad that I went to the hospital for another visit. The doctor said that I was exhausted and my brain was overused. They prescribed some tranquilizers and put them back.

　　Hey.
　　I feel like my brain is not enough.

　　Take a rest early these few days to recuperate your body, and then you will start to pay back the debt.

　　Waste Lan hates being in debt the most.

　　and also.

　　Today's chapter has not been revised yet, please point out typos and sentence breaks, I really don't have the energy to check.

　　Above, good night, sweet dreams.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)