One Piece playing card emperor

Chapter 248 Accidentally teasing a girl
"There is no forest in the land over there, Elsa doesn't like it!" the little guy said angrily.

For a while, Lan Ye didn't know how to comfort this little guy.

can't.

The only way to do this is to activate the "Attention Shifting Method" and use the most effective big move to deal with brats——

speak!Therefore!thing!
Lan Ye is someone who is familiar with Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales.

The farmer and the snake, Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Hao Jian and the old lady.
Cough!

wrong.

It is the secret that Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs have to tell, the secret that Gourd Baby and the Seven Dwarfs have to tell, the love and killing between Big Big Wolf and Xiyangyang
In short.

Relying on the previous life's "exposure group manga", Lan Ye successfully coaxed Aisha to be happy, and temporarily left the shaved one-third of the land behind.

These stories are not insignificantly attractive to Aisha who is still at an ignorant age.

to the next day.

Lan Ye found that he couldn't leave.

He really couldn't refuse Aisha's pitiful eyes.

can.

How can a man be trapped by these secondary feelings when he still has a big career to do?
Yes.

Lan Ye was very straightforward, and directly kept—the mirror image clone.

He took the opportunity to slip away.

(Mirror clone: ​​MMP, why should I be this kid's 'fairy tale reading machine'?)

(Lan Ye: What, you miss Minov’s big rhinoceros? Don’t you)

(Mirror image clone: ​​I'm bah, if I like men, you must be too!)
(Lan Ye: Hehe.)
Before leaving, Lan Ye took care of Miura Kaito.

This grandson is also a pirate who has been doing evil all his life, and his death is not a pity.

Surprisingly, this guy also contributed a card to Lan Ye.

A very interesting card.
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Card: [Century-Fermented Canned Herring]

Level: [Orange]

Category: 【Magic Cards】

Effect: the essence part extracted from the stinky fruit.

Remarks: Believe me, open it firmly, and then take a deep breath, and you will find that the original "smelly death" and "three days around the beam" are no longer just heard.
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This Miura Kaito is actually a devil fruit capable user.

Leaving aside this kind of lethality for the time being, the disgusting first-class fruit ability.

Lan Ye couldn't help but secretly rejoice.

He was carrying a bucket of rice all the way!
Still super concentrated.

Fortunately, this person was timid and didn't dare to resist at first, but he was knocked unconscious by the mirror image throughout the whole process, and in the end, Qian Huizi put on the "truth package" before he woke up.

Fortunately escaped.

After collecting the cards, Lan Ye went straight to the coastline, summoned a new sea king, and let it advance along the coastline. It took most of the day to go around the deserted island where the pirates were housed.

It turned out that he was planning to hold a broken piece of wood and float in the sea, and he deliberately tore it from the plundering ship.But since Miura Kaito is known to be a devil fruit capable user, this method cannot be used.

Normal devil fruit users are afraid of sea water.

Can only take out a wooden boat.

This is used on the plundering ship to land on the coastline, and it also has the mark of the Ambala Pirates and the grouping of the plundering group.

Although the plundering team only set out once a month at the beginning of the month, each time there is not one team, but a full twenty teams, with a total of 1 people.

The members of the plundering group are not counted among the 13 pirates stationed in 'Arundale'. If these people are counted, the number of the Ambala Pirates is more than 20.

Only such a large-scale plundering group can plunder the huge amount of wealth that Lan Ye stated before within a year.

After finishing everything, Lan Ye reluctantly turned into Miura Kaito. The transformation technique directly pretended to be in a state of embarrassment, which saved the time for makeup.

then.

Lan Ye pretended to be exhausted, lying on the wooden boat and drifting with the waves, as if resigned to life or death.

In fact.

When choosing the location, Lan Ye made the calculations to ensure that it was in the same direction as the plundering ship, and it happened to be able to drift with the current and pass by the deserted island that recruited pirates.

Under such an arrangement, the pirates who were in charge of patrolling and guarding on the deserted island found the trace of Lan Ye very smoothly.

Seeing the signs of the serial numbers of the Ambala Pirates and the Pirates in the binoculars, their expressions immediately changed. One of them ran to inform the superiors, while the rest jumped into the sea and swam over, pretending to be comatose Lan Ye, and rescued them back to the wilderness. island.

Lan Ye didn't wake up right away. After a pirate fed a little liquid food, he closed his eyes and rested his mind comfortably for a long time before waking up.

Less than 3 minutes after he woke up, the little leader who was in charge of the recruitment had already stood in front of Lan Ye.

This person is not simple.

According to Miura Kaito's information, this person's name is "Uedamura Masa", but he is not a member of the Ambala Pirates, but a "good friend" of the Vegapunk assistant. Among the thieves, they showed inhuman wisdom.

City deployment, recruit city system, intelligence control, combination of forest elves and pirates, etc., are all his strategies.

His original intention was to show his ability, hoping to get Ambala's attention, so that he could stay with his 'friend'.Not wanting to backfire, his ability aroused Ambala's uneasiness, and he was exiled on this desert island as an interviewer.

From the words and sentences, it is not difficult to see that Uedamura is probably—bent.

For his "love", Uedamura stayed on this deserted island for ten years instead of half a year as he said before.

It can be seen that true love is between the same sex!

Fortunately.

After being nurtured in the 21st century, Lan Ye does not discriminate against this kind of "true love", and can calmly face Ueda Muramasa, imitate Miura Kaito's posture, and tell the story that has been fabricated long ago.

"You mean, the navy attacked our plundering ship? The bombardment was launched without any notice?" Uedamura questioned.

Lan Ye shrank her head very timidly, and then nodded cautiously, expressing that she was right.

Uedamura was frowning, and he was chanting some words, others might not be able to hear them clearly, but Lan Ye, who was close at hand, could hear them clearly.

'There are too few sources of information', 'It shouldn't be', 'There are Celestial Dragons', 'Unofficial authorization', 'Is Aidala exposed? 'wait.

among them.

Aidara is the name of Uedamura Masa's 'Love', Vegapunk's assistant.

Uedamura was muttering for a while, and then repeatedly confirmed some details with Lan Ye. Among them, there were several key points, which were mixed in the question and asked several times.Seeing that although Lan Ye's tone is messy, but the general meaning has not changed, I believe it.

"Hmph, how could there be loopholes in the story this young master fabricated? I can't play you to death." Lan Ye was secretly proud.

After Uedamura is confirming the truth, he will naturally report to the island as soon as possible.

pity.

The disturbing snail who promised Lan Ye had been 'accidentally' left near Allendale, and it was useless for Uedamura to press the button to break the phone bug.

Because of the thundercloud group, it is possible to connect to the phone bug in the interior of Arendelle. Only the electric waves of the large phone bug can penetrate the thundercloud group and reach it.

Large phone bug, only one on the desert island.

Yes.

When Uedamura discovered that he could not contact the island, his first reaction was that the large phone bug was broken, and he immediately sent people to take the "weak" blue night to take a boat to the inland of Arendelle, and then reported it to Ambala.

Uedamura cannot leave the deserted island because of Ambala's strict order.

Lan Ye successfully entered the interior of Arendelle as Kaito Miura.

only.

Lan Ye has a slight interest in Uedamura Masa.

When the communication could not be connected just now, Uedamura Masa's mood swings were extremely obvious. It was not panic or fear, but a kind of fluctuation when the brain was spinning rapidly.

Lan Ye, Robin, and Qian Huizi have this kind of fluctuation.

Ueda Muramasa was the fourth person he saw with such fluctuations.

This person is not simple!

"Afterwards, we can check his behavior. If he is not an evil person, it is okay."

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After successfully entering Arendelle, the story made by Lan Ye was reported to the vice-captain 'Ichiro Murata' who controlled the looting city, and he was let go.

There have been few, if not many, incidents of raiding ships in the last ten years.

On average two or three times a year.

There are always a few navies who have a strong sense of justice, and when their temper comes up, they will 'resist the orders of the foreign military'.

It's just that what happens afterwards is usually not so good.

If you kill your parents if you cut off people's wealth, the Tianlong people will take care of them.

This news will not even reach Ambara's ears. In the hands of Ichiro Murata, it will be reported directly to CP-0, and the other party will negotiate with the world government.

Just as Ichiro Murata picked up the microphone on the table and was about to contact CP-0, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open, and a woman with a charming figure came slowly.

Before the person arrives, the charming voice has already sounded;
"Ouch~ Mr. Murata, you are finally done with your work, but let Hanada wait a long time~"

After the words, the soft fragrance enters the bosom.

Ichiro Murata is an old man who followed Ambala in the Ambala Pirates from the beginning. He can be said to be loyal, but he has a fatal flaw, that is, lust.

As a middle-aged man, he enjoys himself even more in time, singing and singing every night, as if he is afraid that in a few years, he will not be able to do that.

He even made an agreement with the bustard of 'Youyou City' to send a woman over every day for him to enjoy.

This 'flower field' is exactly the woman sent today.

With the beauty in his arms, how could he care about the naval attack?
Putting down the microphone, picking up the beauty, she started to 'promote prostitution' directly in this office.

It's better to come early than to come early.

Such an interruption, the fact that the communication was blocked, was not discovered immediately, and the time left for Lan Ye was even more abundant.

Lan Ye didn't know about this coincidence.

Disguised as Miura Kaito, he got into the carriage directly after coming out of Ichiro Murata's office, and was about to set off for the 'Play City'.

After walking a few meters without wanting the carriage, a figure stopped in front of the carriage and forced the carriage to stop.

Lan Ye frowned and looked around, seeing a familiar figure.

Yilusi, his titular wife as 'Jace'.

Knowing the purpose of the other party's visit, Lan Ye pretended not to know, and cursed angrily:

"You inferior people in Arendelle, how dare you stop my carriage? Coachman, just run over!"

The inferior people of Arendelle, the "alternative name" of the Ambala Pirates to the forest elves, is like the discriminatory names such as "black ghost", "white pig", and "yellow monkey".

If it was normal, Yi Lusi would definitely make gestures with 'Miura Kaito' to let him know what it means to look down on people with dog eyes.But today she was not in such a mood, ignoring Taichi Miura's harsh words, and asked anxiously:
"My husband 'Jace' is on the same raiding ship as you. Do you know where he is? Didn't he come back with you?"

A plundering ship was sunk by the navy. This was big news. Many pirates came back with Lan Ye, and within a short while, it had already reached Yi Lusi's ears.

For Yi Lusi's question, Lan Ye felt ashamed, but there was disgust on his face, and he yelled at the coachman impatiently:

"Still running over? Believe it or not, I'll kill you right now?"

The coachman trembled when he heard the words, gritted his teeth and whipped the whip fiercely, trying to drive the horses forward.

In Arundale, pirates who have been trained for a year will naturally not be able to work as coachmen. They are all plundered slaves who have to do in order to survive.

Even if these slaves were killed in the street, it would be for nothing, and no one would stand up for them.

Seeing that the whip raised by the coachman was about to fall on the horse's buttocks.

In no mood.

A small white hand, holding it tightly in it——

Snapped!
There was a crisp sound.

The owner of the white and tender little hands let out a muffled groan, but held on to the whip tightly and refused to let go. With Lan Ye's angry but guilty expression on his face, he took out an emerald bracelet.

"I bought information from you, and you tell me, what happened to my husband?" Yi Lusi asked anxiously.

Seeing the emerald bracelet, the anger on Lan Ye's face moderated appropriately, and after motioning for the other party to throw the bracelet over for a closer look, under Yi Lusi's restless eyes, he said impatiently:
"The whole ship was shattered by the naval bombardment. It was very chaotic at the time. I was also lucky enough to snatch a wooden boat and escape. As for Jess? I didn't see him die, but I didn't see him escape either."

After all, Lan Ye kicked the coachman hard and told him to hurry to Youyou City.

The coachman didn't dare to be negligent, not caring that Yi Lusi, who was in a state of despair, still gripped the whip tightly, pulled it hastily, then waved the blood-stained whip, and slapped the horse's buttocks hard, causing it to run away screaming in pain.

I'm afraid that if I'm too slow, the pirate behind me will really kill me.

but.

He still had a bit of conscience, and drove the vehicle slightly to the side. The wheels ran over the ground in front of Yi Lusi's toes, and did not hurt Yi Lusi again.

Through the repulsion induction circle formed by the repulsion point left in place, until she walked out of the effective range of more than two hundred meters away, Yi Lusi still stood there with a disappointed expression.

This made Lan Ye feel even more guilty, and at the same time shook her head helplessly.

Is this woman stupid?
I said it myself, 'I didn't see him die', so it means there is still hope of surviving.

What's the matter with your face that looks like a widow's lament?

There is always a feeling of being cursed.

"Hey, what can I do? I seem to have accidentally won the heart of a little girl. She's pretty, with a good figure, and has a soft and cute loli voice."

　Happy Goddess' Day~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)