special forces ruffian

Chapter 9 Secret Base (2)
Before Yu Wei came, he was in a hurry to introduce it to Wang Wei. When Wang Weiye saw the person coming, he knew that this person was the head of the place, so he rushed up one step at a time.He grabbed Li Gang's big hand.Said: "Brother, little brother finally found an organization today. When little brother saw the glorious image of big brother today, he was really a dragon among men, an elite in the army, and also a role model for little brother to learn from. When little brother knows that you are the captain here At that time, my younger brother was full of admiration for my elder brother, and he was also a role model for my younger brother. I also want to learn from Comrade ** and strive to be a five-good soldier.

Hearing Wang Weiye's flattering words, Li Gang almost vomited out the last night's meal.He opened his mouth to the maximum extent, then took a deep breath and swallowed it, and finally forced down the food that had been poured into his throat and just eaten.His face was flushed, and he looked very embarrassed at being held by Wang Weiye. Li Gang turned his head and looked at Yu Wei, which meant to say: "Man, who did you bring here? He won't be from a mental hospital." Run out."

Just now Yu Wei has experienced the mental torture of Wang Weiye, and now he finally has a certain degree of immunity.He shrugged his shoulders towards Li Gang, which meant that he didn't know either. "

Li Gang quickly withdrew his hand from Wang Weiye's hand. He coughed awkwardly and said, "That... that..." Li Gang was already dizzy from being slapped by Wang Weiye's blinding flattery. Forgot the name Yu Wei told the person in front of him just now.

Enduring the danger of stomach cramps, Yu Wei immediately said next to Li Gang: "Captain Li, this great immortal is called Wang Weiye."

"Ah, yes, Wang Weiye. My name is Li Gang, and I'll take you to meet the comrades in the squad." After Li Gang finished speaking, he quickly swallowed the spit in his mouth, and immediately turned to face the comrades standing in line. Now I am really afraid that Wang Weiye will continue to shoot.

Wang Weiye now flatters people when he sees them, but that is the lesson he has learned in the past two days. He knows that this is not a place for him to play bullshit, so he just pretends to be a pig and eats tigers, and shoots people whenever he sees it, as the saying goes. : The officials don't give gifts yet.

Li Gang walked to the front of the queue, and he shouted loudly: "Comrades; our team has a new comrade-in-arms today, let us warmly welcome you."

The veterans (they) had discovered Wang Weiye a long time ago, but they didn't know how this handsome, thin boy in a new military uniform came here.When they (they) knew that Wang Weiye would be a member of this place, they were quite surprised. They didn't know what specialties this big boy had.

Wang Weiye, who has only been wearing military uniform for a few days, has no habit of saluting at all. When he sees veterans applauding and welcoming him, his brain heats up, and he forgets what Ma Zhankui and Wang Qiang said to him, and he plays him like a hooligan again. Take it out.He hurried forward and clasped his fists together, and said loudly: "Big brothers; as the saying goes, you rely on your parents at home and friends when you go out. My younger brother Wang Weiye is here to greet all the elders first. Today, I can see the demeanor of the elder brothers here. It’s really lucky for three lives. Look at the big arms and round waists of the bosses, the backs of the tiger, the muscles on the body are really like mountains and peaks when viewed from a distance, and the heights are different when viewed from a distance. The arms can run horses, and blowing air can form tornadoes. If you bosses can tattoo left Qinglong and Youbaihu, it is simply the rebirth of the overlord and the king of Chuang is alive. They are really heroes, dragons among men, wise and powerful, and mighty and unyielding. If you big brothers walk on the street and hang a few thieves and beautiful horses, it will be a piece of cake You don’t need to give money after playing. And I feel very inferior in front of the big brothers, because the younger brother takes off his clothes like an airport. There is no meat on his body except bones, and the wolves outside will cry when they see the younger brother. Therefore, younger brother The envy of the big brothers is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea. From now on, I will leave the work of killing men and playing with women to my younger brother. My younger brother will definitely be able to realize that I am a brick, and I need to be moved there. I don't hesitate to stick a knife in my chest..."

Wang Weiye's meeting ceremony of Chen Kai's admiration can fool these people. They (they) have been in the army for so many years and have been educated by the party. They have seen this before.Everyone stood there stupidly, with their O-shaped mouths open, and their eyes staring straight at the big boy in their hearts.But when Wang Weiye talked about killing men and playing with women, everyone was stunned. After all of them (they) figured it out, they couldn't help it anymore, and they didn't care about military discipline. It's out of military discipline.Seeing that a few people ran out of the queue, they ran towards the pool as fast as they could, while some simply sat on the ground, beat their chests and stamped their feet, slapped the ground with their big hands and laughed.Suddenly, the entire training hall was full of laughter and vomiting.

When Wang Weiye wanted to continue filming, he didn't understand what was going on and why these people reacted so strongly.When he saw a few girls with flushed faces and red eyebrows trying to tear him to pieces, the seven elder sisters were still standing there with their heads on.Wang Weiye's heart skipped a beat, thinking: It's bad, he flattered and said the wrong thing just now.As soon as Wang Weiye thought of this, he ran over immediately, bowed and said: "Several elder sisters, all elder sisters. It was the younger brother who said something wrong just now. Please forgive what I just said. The younger brother just wanted to say murder and arson. , Washing clothes, cooking, holding children, and doing hygiene are all left to the younger brothers. The elder sisters are all flowers in the army, phoenixes among men, and they are not allowed to be male. That is the reincarnation of Mu Guiying and the rebirth of Hua Mulan. The elder sisters are youthful, beautiful, and charming, just like the thousand-year-old snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountains, which is extremely precious, and like the secluded lotus in the canyon exuding a charming fragrance. From now on, the younger brothers will definitely stand beside the older sisters every day, and will never leave. Especially the younger brother Friendship to all the big sisters is like a surging ocean, and the waves are higher than the waves, just like"

Wang Weiye's words made these overlords in the army feel terrified, they felt cold all over, and the hairs all over their bodies stood on end.

And those people sitting on the ground laughing, just because they heard what Wang Weiye said just now, they thought that there were a few hot-tempered Bawanghuas in the queue, and they didn't look at them every day, but they didn't expect that this person named Wang Weiye Come on, I offended those little aunts and grandmas in terms of language, and even took advantage of them.So they laughed out loud.Now they also want to see how these little aunts in the company repaired Wang Weiye.But they didn't expect that Wang Weiye really had good eyesight, and this flattery was really too meaty, and he almost wanted to give him his body, which made them happy again.

Lu Xun and his elders said it well: either erupt in silence, or die in silence.At this time, the Bawanghua in the army finally couldn't bear it anymore. If this new bastard was allowed to continue talking, they might be said to be his wife.The eldest sister, Lin Yufei, stood up, pointed at Wang Weiye with trembling fingers, and screamed loudly: "Shut up, who has friendship with you, you are shameless, you dare to play hooligans and flatterers here!" Under the leadership of the elder sister, it was you who scolded and she who scolded Wang Weiye.

When Wang Weiye saw Lin Yufei, the eldest sister, stand up, his eyes straightened immediately.Just now he was just flattering and didn't pay attention to these aunts and grandmas.He didn't expect to see such a beautiful woman as the plate here.Wang Weiye's mouth is wide open now, and he's still drooling, so people can tell at a glance that he's just a big pig.With Wang Weiye's current two ears, he didn't hear what Bawanghua and the others in the army were scolding at all, but his rogue qualities immediately began to show.His brain began to fantasize wildly again, if he could put the tongue in this small mouth in his own mouth, it would be very ecstasy.

It took Li Gang a lot of effort to manage everyone well. He saw that all the players stood up.Li Gang never expected that this newcomer would come out like this.He asked Wang Weiye: "Xiao Wang, tell me how many years you have served in the army? What specialties do you have?" Now Li Gang can think in his heart, what is the origin of this Wang Weiye, and why the superior chief Such a living treasure is sent here.

When Wang Weiye heard Li Gang ask him how many years he had been in the army, he was immediately happy in his heart.But he still stood there pretending to be, and began to snap his fingers, and kept muttering: "One,...two...three...four."

Everyone standing in the queue saw Wang Weiye counting his fingers while muttering.When the word "four" came to their (their) ears, they thought he had been in the army for four years, and they (they) thought in their hearts: "It turns out that he is still a recruit, this kid must be in the original army. Also a disobedient dick soldier.

After Wang Weiye finished counting, people saw his face full of shame.They all wondered in their hearts, what's the embarrassment of being a soldier for four years.

"Brother Captain, if I say it, you are not allowed to laugh at me." Wang Weiye and Li Gan bought a lawsuit.

Li Gang didn't know what Wang Weiye was thinking, so he smiled at him and said, "Xiao Wang, what's so embarrassing about this, each of us came here like this." "

The gangster Wang Weiye, with neither red nor white face, said to them: "If you count the time spent in confinement, I have only been enlisted in the army for four days."

"Ah, what?"

(End of this chapter)