Dad's Pastoral Life

Chapter 340 Let's Fertilize
Zhao Lei, Li Jia and others took a fancy to Cheng He's vegetables, and according to the rules of the show, they had to work for Cheng He in exchange.

In the show, money is not easy to use, and there is no such thing as using money to buy things.

Zhao Lei said with emotion: "Mr. Li, tell me, thousands of years ago, our ancestors also lived a life of bartering. Who invented money? Ever since money became available, how many people have lived for it? Die for it!"

Li Jia didn't follow his topic, but said: "With money, we can promote the development of society! People will continue to work hard to create a better life in pursuit of money."

Well, anyway, I want to raise an argument.Contradictions are worth seeing.

The camera in the back is looking at them.

Xiao Xianrou interjected: "Hey, I don't know what we are going to do today? Are you not panicking?"

Zhao Lei smiled without saying a word.

Li Jia said: "What are you panicking, Xiao Du, with Teacher Zhao around, you will definitely not be hungry."

Xiao Xianrou's name is Du Hua. He debuted in singing. Recently, he has been more active in variety shows. He has outstanding looks and has many fans.

However, he is regarded as a junior in this program, so he is very clear about his own weight, and he is very polite to the seniors.

He spoke quite well, even a little flattering: "I have heard that Mr. Zhao is a good cook, we will definitely be able to have dinner tonight. Don't worry, I will do the dirty work for a while, and I promise to complete the task. "

Zhao Lei immediately turned around and said loudly: "You all heard it! The dirty work will be his for a while, we will not compete with him, we must meet his request!"

Li Jia laughed loudly, and said, "Mr. Zhao, we can't do this. If we catch a young man and bully him violently, what should we do if we can't invite guests next time? Don't we have to do everything ourselves?"

Talking and laughing all the way, I came to Cheng He's house.

Perhaps these seemingly boring dialogues are exactly what the audience likes to watch?

For the sake of the show, Cheng He is also at home today. He has to deal with these stars and meet their simple needs.

Now he has to arrange for the stars to help him with the work, so that he can order food for them.

What should they do?
Cheng He said: "Now the pepper seedlings are going to be fertilized, please help me fertilize."

When Zhao Lei heard that this was easy, he said, "Then Xiao Du, you can go. This job is easy, don't say that our elders bully you."

Du Hua looked very happy when he got something to do, pointed at himself with a thumbs up, and said in a high tone: "No problem."

The job was dispatched, and Zhao Lei was snickering.

When Li Jia saw that snickering, he knew that things were not simple.

Therefore, he didn't say a word, for fear of getting into trouble.

Du Hua asked in a daze, "Where is that fat?"

Cheng He took him to the outside of the yard, where there was a stone cover, and when the cover was opened, a foul smell came out.

Du Hua covered his nose in fright, took several steps back, and yelled in horror: "It's going to explode, it's going to explode there, Resident Evil..."

Li Jia and Zhao Lei, who were five meters away, burst out laughing.

That guy thought fertilizing the crops was such a good job, he ran so aggressively before.

Cheng He said: "Today's work will be handed over to you. To fertilize the pepper seedlings, use the fertilizer here."

Du Hua turned pale with fright: "Is this true? Are you lying to me? I... I suddenly discovered that I don't have to eat tonight."

If you don't eat, you don't have to work, there's nothing wrong with it.

Zhao Lei said quietly: "If you don't eat today, what about tomorrow? What about the day after tomorrow?"

Li Jia smoothed things over and said, "Forget it, Xiao Du can't do this job alone, let's help share it. Although it's a bit smelly, but..."

"Ms. Li, it's not just a little smelly, it's very smelly! I thought something was going to explode..." Du Hua wailed loudly.

Li Jia waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, don't be hypocritical, there is no smell of dung, how can the crops be fragrant. Human civilization has been able to continue for thousands of years, not because of the crops nourished by these stinky dung."

After all, he is a host, and he speaks nicely, but he didn't move a bit, and he was very far away.

The three stars stared at the "stink bomb" in front of them, looking at a loss.

They looked at the director with expressions of asking for help.

Zhao Lei is a veteran, and said: "Director, why don't you cut this part, we won't eat their food, and change one family to another, this job can't be done!"

The director and cameramen in the back laughed so hard that they almost collapsed.

The director smiled and said: "No change, no change, this idea is really great! I said, Mr. Cheng, thank you for today's program! No one has such a good idea before!"

Originally, the missions were randomly arranged. Although there was a script, it was not so detailed.Someone arranges to pick vegetables in the field, someone arranges to help plow the field, and someone arranges to help weed, these are all small things.

Unexpectedly, when Cheng He came up, he would ask the stars to fertilize him!

This gimmick is really big!

Compared with those adventure shows that eat live worms, it's not bad at all!
This creativity!
Nowadays, with the increase of various star reality shows, it is time to compete for creativity and boldness.There are always some pediatrics about cooking and chopping vegetables, I am afraid that it will not arouse the interest of the audience.

In fact, Cheng He didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Isn't it normal to fertilize the fields in the countryside?
Well, most people may think that celebrities are otherworldly, and naturally they don't need to do these things.

But since I want to shoot rural life, these are the most authentic manifestations.

Born in the countryside, which family does not fertilize the land?

In fact, Cheng He's situation here is pretty good. This is the organic fertilizer he fermented with some manure, some broken straw, and withered grass.

These are solid.

The three big stars looked at each other, unable to hide!

Zhao Lei was so angry that he took off his shoes on the spot and threw them at the director, making them difficult for nothing.He said angrily: "I told you not to change it for us, I told you not to change it for us!"

Li Jia also raised one of his feet, and said, "Mr. Zhao, do you want some shoes? I still have them here."

"Yes, come!" Zhao Lei gritted his teeth, took off Li Jia's shoes, and threw them at the director again.

The old plot was over, the director and photographers were not afraid, and immediately threw it over.Anyway, the program will not be changed, even if killed.

Zhao Lei and the others here knew that they couldn't escape, so they had no choice but to accept the task honestly—by the way, who advocated choosing the dishes from this restaurant today?

Whoever chooses should do more!
They complained in their hearts: This money is not easy to earn!

Cheng He gave them a big basket, and after a while they would put it in the basket, carry it to the ground and then water it.

He doesn't have many pepper seedlings, and if he is fast, he can finish it quickly—but it's a bit like Cheng Xinxin's homework. Not short!

Can't escape.

Du Hua is the youngest, with the least seniority, and he is very conscious in his heart, and he will do the rough and heavy work first.

He was fully armed, put on a thick mask, hat, and long smock, and walked to the side of the dung pile with a basket.

It was a dung pile buried in the ground, usually covered for fermentation, and now when it is needed to use, just lift the cover.

Therefore, even if it is a dung pile, it usually does not smell bad when it is covered.

This was originally designed with the help of Lu Wenpeng, and every family is like this.These things that affect the environment are all buried underground.

Normally, the odor cannot be transmitted, and the chance of breeding mosquitoes is greatly reduced.

Some domestic garbage in the countryside can be poured in at ordinary times. If there is too much, it can be fermented into fertilizer and poured into the field.

If it weren't for the fact that a lot of non-degradable garbage such as plastic bags and glass bottles flowed into the countryside, the rural environment is actually okay, and a lot of ordinary garbage can be used.

Du Hua picked up a big fork, picked up the manure, and poured it into the basket.

Although it was a stinky thing, he did it very seriously.Except for the fact that he is fully armed and a little exaggerated, his posture is quite strong.

Zhao Lei and Li Jia, who were standing on the sidelines, originally wanted to watch him play, but they were a little embarrassed to watch him.

Li Jia said, "Why don't we go help too, he's alone..."

Zhao Lei said: "That's right, you should go over and help too, the two of you will be faster."

Li Jia: "What two people? I'm talking about three people! Oh, two people are also fine, you go and help, I will cheer for you!"

So, while they were pushing and procrastinating for time, Du Hua had already filled the basket almost full by himself.

He raised his head and asked, "Is this... enough? Is it enough?"

It seemed that he was used to the stench.

The director behind whispered, "Look at this honest kid!"

The cameraman also said: "Yeah, he did it seriously!"

Cheng He, who was wandering behind the director, thought in his heart, this speed is too slow!You know, the slower it dries, the longer it stinks!
However, in order to pursue the effect of the program, this is enough.

Over there, after Du Hua built the stone cover, he asked Cheng He for a pole, and then carried the basket with two other people.

Although it is not very heavy, it will not stain the clothes when carrying it.Now Zhao Lei and Li Jia are too embarrassed to dislike it anymore, and take the initiative to carry it.

When Cheng He passed by, Zhao Lei complained to him: "Cheng... Boss Cheng, you are still the best! Do you know? If it is in a film and television drama, it must be replaced by props. It doesn't have to be so real, we are just a reality show It's just a show, you made us so honest! You are amazing, you are amazing!"

Li Jia carried it behind, and saw that Zhao Lei seemed to have endless things to say, so he just waited like this, and couldn't help urging: "Mr. Does it stink?"

He covered his nose and talked the whole time.

If he didn't urge him, he was afraid that Zhao Lei would chat with Cheng He forever, and he would be suffocated behind.

The camera followed them all the way to Cheng He's land.

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