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Chapter 564 Shut Up, We Are Discussing Democracy
"A few months ago I was nominated for Governor of the State of New York to run against Mr. Stewart le Woodford for the Independent Party. I always felt I had a distinct advantage over both of these gentlemen, and that was my reputation. Well. It is easy to see from the papers that if these two gentlemen have ever known the virtues of a reputation, it was in the past. In recent years they have evidently made all sorts of shameless crimes a daily occurrence...  "

Seeing the beginning of Chen Ze's article, netizens were stunned.

Governor of New York State?Independent Party?campaign?
What the hell is this?What does this have to do with Chen Ze?But why is this called No.1?

Netizens were stunned for a long time before someone came to their senses: "This article should be written by Chen Ze in the tone of the virtual No.1, and it seems to be about the election for governor of the United States. By the way, it is the election for governor. , which is the same as the title of his article."

After seeing the explanation of the first person who reacted, everyone finally understood what this article was about.Everyone became interested immediately, knowing that this was Chen Ze and those public intellectuals who had just woken up.

Didn’t those public knowledge say that he doesn’t understand the United States and democracy? Then he will write an article about the election in the United States for everyone to see if he understands the United States and democracy.

Therefore, everyone immediately read on, wanting to see what this article is going to say next.

Continuing to read, everyone gradually understood what kind of story this article was about. It turned out that a man named Mark Twain was running for governor of New York State, so how would he run for governor?

Just when everyone thought that Chen Ze would write about how this man named Mark Twain ran for governor, the following article shocked them all.

"For perjury, that is, in 1863, in Wakawak, Cochina, there were 34 witnesses who testified that Mr. Mark Twain was guilty of perjury in attempting to usurp a small banana plantation, which was a poor local widow and her group of orphans relying on the only resource for survival..."

"I am stunned to see such reports, such a brutal accusation, I have never been to the place, I have never even heard of wakavak... I am going crazy , but there was nothing I could do. I did nothing that day and let the day pass by. The next morning, the newspaper said nothing else but this sentence: Meaningful, everyone will Note the unanimous and revealing silence of Mr. Twain on this allegation."

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When they saw the article, everyone was stunned. Isn't this article about Mark Twain's campaign?How did it get here?And this is obviously a blatant framing, what is this article about?
Netizens continued to read, and some laughed. Everyone finally understood what Chen Ze was writing in this article.

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"Another thing that the new candidate for governor needs to explain to his fellow countrymen eagerly waiting to vote for him is that when he was camping in Montana, his mates who lived in the same tent as him often lost small things, and later Many of these things were found on Mr. Twain's body or in boxes."

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"The lie has been debunked and now proven: Mr. Mark Twain's vicious claim that the grandfather of our venerable leader, John T. Hoffman, was hanged for highway robbery was a gross and unreasonable lie , without any basis in fact.”

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"It was seen last night that a man was very drunk and staggered into the hotel where Mr. Tuwen was staying. It is the duty of the Independent Party to prove that the drunk man was not Mark Twain himself."

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In the end, the party's shameless persecution of me reached its climax. Someone instigated nine toddler children of various skin colors and wearing all kinds of tattered clothes to rush to the podium of a public meeting, hugging me tightly. my legs, call me daddy...
So, I submit a statement of withdrawal from the candidacy and sign my name with pain: your faithful friend, once a decent man, is now a perjurer, a thief, a corpse-snatcher, a drunkard, a briber Mark Twain of criminals and blackmailers.

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After reading this article, many netizens laughed. They all felt very funny and absurd. A person who usually has a very good reputation and is regarded as a good person has been crowned with so many ridiculous things just because of the election. guilty, and not exonerated.

This, this, this is just too funny.Many of the crimes in it are a little too ridiculous, only fools believe it.

While more netizens were laughing, they also gradually understood the intention of Chen Ze in writing this article. He just wanted to use this article to tell everyone the inside story and ills of the so-called American election.

"Hahaha, it's so funny. Chen Ze's absurd novel is really funny and interesting. A good old man has been charged with so many crimes just because he wants to run for governor."

"Not only is it funny, but this article is simply telling everyone the shortcomings of American democracy that Chen Ze believes. If it is really written according to Chen Ze, then this so-called democratic election system is really like that."

"Whether what Chen Ze wrote is true or false, I can't believe it. Did he slander a person like this for the sake of the election? Then who will be elected in the end?"

Netizens said one after another that everyone liked Chen Ze's article, but they were skeptical about what Chen Ze wanted to express in it. After all, the US election was too hot these two days, and the US election was blown too much on the Internet. It's perfect. Netizens find it difficult to accept Chen Ze's article when they suddenly come across it. They don't know whether what Chen Ze wrote is true or false.

And those well-known people on the Internet, after reading Chen Ze's article, they were all so angry that they were dying.

"Chen Ze, you are blatantly slandering. With such a mature political civilization in the United States, how could such a thing happen."

"Chen Ze, don't write nonsense if you don't understand. What are you writing? It's all your own obscenity."

"That's right, Chen Ze, have you ever been to the United States? Do you know the United States? You don't know what the United States is like at all, and you dare to write such an article."

The public intellectuals were furious. They never expected that Chen Ze would dare to speak at this time, and he wrote such an article. This was really unbearable for them.

Many people also @陈泽 when posting this Weibo, and Chen Ze also replied to some of them, but there was one public knowledgeable who was particularly active and kept @陈泽. In the end, Chen Ze couldn't bear it anymore, so he replied: " Shut up, we're talking about democracy."

(End of this chapter)