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Chapter 539 The Great Sage’s Marriage ([-])

"Wukong wants to eat me. It's just an idea. It hasn't become a reality. You don't have any evidence. Why is he guilty? Why don't you convict him after he eats me? I don't even bother."

"Tang Sanzang, I've heard of you talking a long time ago, but I didn't expect you to be so talkative! You didn't use the vajra ring I gave you to subdue this monkey."

"Oh, the size of that diamond ring is too bad, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow. He is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he has insomnia all night. It will hurt me. Although he is just a monkey, you can't treat him like this , the government will accuse me of cruelty to animals if they find out. Speaking of the diamond ring, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village last year. Bar."

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"I object to the marriage."

"Ah, what did you say?"

"Let me come, what can I say, what can I say? She is a man of talent and beauty, a natural match, and it's your turn to object, a monster?"

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"So you have a wife?"

"The relationship is broken."

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"Tell me clearly, what happened?"

"I told you, sister."

"Ah, you call me sister-in-law?"

"Sorry, it should be Madam Niu."

"When I watched the moon with me before, I called her Xiao Tiantian, but now that the newcomer is better than the old one, I call her Mrs. Niu."

"Sweetie!!!"

"Do you think it's really because of this stinky cow that I worked so hard to come here? It's because of you, a heartless stinky monkey." Saying this, Princess Iron Fan pinched Supreme Treasure.

"Hey brother, I really made things difficult for you."

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"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Watching these performances on the big screen, the movie fans in the theater almost died of laughter. From the beginning of the movie, some people have been laughing like this, and they have been laughing all the time. Now, everyone thinks that the second movie is too much It's funny, not worse than the first one at all.And what's even more amazing is that the second part is actually related to "Journey to the West".

"Oh, I laughed so hard, this Tang Monk is so funny, he is so verbose, and he even calls Guanyin the sister of Guanyin."

"It turns out that you can still play like this. When I watched the first part, I never expected that it would turn out like this."

"Chen Ze's story is too good, this Monkey King is really funny."

Everyone said one after another, but just when everyone thought that the plot would be funny until the end, the same as the first one, suddenly the atmosphere of the movie took a turn for the worse, making everyone's laughter become choked up Voice.

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"When you fainted, you called Jingjing by the name 98 times."

"Jingjing is my wife."

"There is another named Zixia, you called 780 four times!"

"what?"

"780 four times, this Zixia must owe you a lot of money."

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"Zixia is just someone I know. I told a lie to deceive her before, but now I just feel a little guilty. I hate her more and more. I'm getting married tomorrow."

"One day when you find yourself in love with someone you hate, the relationship is the worst."

"But how could I fall in love with someone I hate? Can you please give me a reason?"

"Do you need a reason to love someone?"

"Don't you need it?"

"do you need?"

"Don't you need it?"

"do you need?"

"Don't you need it?"

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"Master Guanyin, I began to understand what you said. I used to see things with my naked eyes, but at the moment of my death, I began to see the world with the eyes of my heart. All things can really be seen like never before. It was so clear that the girl shed a tear from the bottom of my heart, and I could totally feel how sad she was at that time."

"Aren't you nostalgic for things in the world?"

"It's okay, but I really don't understand. You can hate someone for ten years, 50 years or even 500 years. Why can hatred be so big."

"That's why Tang Sanzang went to get the Western Classic, hoping to use this scripture to resolve the hatred in the world."

"Before you put on this magic spell, do you have anything else to say?"

"Once upon a time, there was a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will I will tell that girl that I love you, and if I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be 1 years!"

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"asshole."

"You're an asshole."

"you are not human."

"You are not human, don't go crazy anymore, do you understand what I just told you?"

"Then do you understand that I am no longer a fairy, I only understand one thing, and it is so painful to love someone."

"Don't talk nonsense with me, I told you that you recognized the wrong person."

"Then where did your bunch of golden bells come from?"

"careful!"

"Fuck!"

"Zixia!!!"

"My sweetheart is an unrivaled hero. One day she will step on the clouds of seven colors to marry me. I guessed the beginning, but I can't guess the ending..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

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Watching the plot on the big screen, listening to the accompanying music, especially seeing Monkey King holding Zixia to prevent her body from leaving, while the curse on her head is getting tighter and tighter, everyone in the audience fell silent.

Everyone was shocked and moved by this plot, and they seemed to empathize with Monkey King's dispute in the movie.

Everyone did not expect that the plot of the second part would be like this. The beginning was so funny and joyful, but the ending was so sad. Seeing Zixia's fading figure in the movie, everyone's hearts were broken.

At the beginning, everyone didn't understand why the name of the second part was called Dasheng Married. Many people also thought it was shocking, how could Sun Wukong get married?

But seeing Zixia's appearance now, everyone suddenly and completely accepted the plot, and felt extremely regretful that a character like Zixia had passed away like this.

Love you for 1 years, everyone remembers this line.

At the end of the movie, everyone saw the person who looked like Supreme Treasure and the person who looked like Zixia standing on the city wall. With the help of Monkey King, the two finally came together.

Just when everyone breathed a sigh of relief and felt that the comedy was about to end, they suddenly heard a sentence from the person who looked like Zhizunbao: "That person looks like a dog!"

Everyone's hearts tightened immediately, as if they understood something, but also seemed to lose something.

Finally, the second movie of "The Marriage of the Great Sage" ended, but no one stood up, and everyone sat on their seats, thinking about something, sighing about something.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Yeah, I didn't expect that Zixia would die in the end, and Supreme Treasure would turn back into Monkey King."

"The appearance of comedy, the core of tragedy, Chen Ze really knows what the best comedy is. Only this kind of comedy can make people remember deeply."

"Originally, I thought that Chen Ze's movie would be very good, but it had absolutely nothing to do with "Journey to the West". Now it seems that I was very wrong. Why do I think that this Monkey King is also Monkey King, or that he is The Sun Wukong is partial to human nature."

"From a god to a human, and from a human to a god, Chen Ze's understanding of "Journey to the West" and his interpretation of "Journey to the West" are much deeper than ours."

In the auditorium, everyone whispered, sighing about the plot, and at the same time felt that Chen Ze's movie was really good. The first movie didn't seem to have anything to do with "Journey to the West", but the second movie actually took a turn for the worse. After seeing such a classic image of Monkey King, and the long-winded Tang Monk, everyone thinks it is too classic, and the shaping of this character is really classic.

But when these audiences sighed, one of them turned pale. He was one of Cao Tian's little film critics. It was a complete shock afterwards.

"It's over, it's over, I didn't expect Chen Ze's second movie to be so classic and beautiful. Cao Tian actually said that the second movie must be a bad movie, and dared to bet with Chen Ze. Now it seems that he must lose .”

The man muttered to himself, suddenly he seemed to remember something, and quickly took out his mobile phone: "I remember Cao Tian asked everyone to post movie reviews as soon as it was released, so please don't post them now. If those movie reviews were sent out, they would definitely be treated as a laughing stock."

He opened it and saw that the movie review website was full of reviews from Cao Tian and those little film critics.

(End of this chapter)