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Chapter 503 Continue Hanging and Beating
Happy Comedy Show Live!

After the host introduced Chen Ze and his group's sketches, the whole scene went dark again, and then when it was lit again, I saw Chen Ze and a woman standing on the stage, holding a pair of crutches in her hand .

"Ah, big fool, big fool!" the woman said.

"What are you talking about, come out to sell this crutch today, can you stop calling me by my stage name?"

Just seeing this and hearing Chen Ze's words, the audience immediately burst into laughter.

When they just heard the host's introduction, they were still wondering what the meaning of selling abductees was, and what kind of sketch Chen Ze and the others were going to perform.

And after hearing Chen Ze's words, everyone immediately understood that Chen Ze was going to play a trickster and sell him the walking stick inside.
"But can this be sold?" Everyone thought to themselves,
"If you want me to tell you this crutch, don't sell it!" The woman who played with Chen Ze spoke, raising the audience's doubts.

"Why?"

"The street is full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your crutches?"

"Don't you know me yet? You still call me a big fool. I can tilt the straight ones, abuse the wimpy ones, and tiptoe the sharp ones. I can make the young couple live well. , I fooled him to say goodbye. Today I sell crutches, with a pair of good legs, I can fool him into limping."

"it is good!"

Hearing Chen Ze's words, coupled with the confident look on his face, the audience applauded.Accompanied by the applause, and their laughter.

"My God, Chen Ze's words are so well written, coupled with that cheap expression, I really think he is a big fool."

"It's so funny, and Chen Ze's tone of voice is too funny."

"Hahaha!"

The audience said one after another, and began to look forward to the next plot of this sketch.

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"Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! oh, oh!"

"I said what are you directing blindly, you? You know I'm going to ([email protected][email protected]=) Where are you, just let me abduct you! "Wang Peisi came out on a small bicycle, and said to the woman who played with Chen Ze and him.

"Sell!" Chen Ze said.

"O sell! Sell!"

"What are you selling?"

"Abduct!"

"Connect." Chen Ze said.

"Abducted and sold, abducted and sold." The woman said.

"Huh? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you?" Wang Peisi said.

"No, he abducted and sold it."

"Are you going to kidnap and sell?" Wang Peisi approached Chen Ze and asked.

"What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, abduction, I can abduction like this, you buy it?" Chen Ze said.

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"Hahaha, it's so funny."

"This paragraph is too funny."

"This second sketch by Chen Ze is actually so funny."

Seeing this passage, the audience couldn't bear it anymore and said one after another.Many people originally thought that the script of the first issue of the skit was Chen Ze's super long performance, but seeing this, although the sketch has just started, they have a hunch that the second issue of "Selling Abductees" may also be a High energy is a sketch that does not lose to the first issue.

Next, it was true that Chen Ze and his jokes caused the audience to burst into laughter, bringing the atmosphere to the highest level.

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"Don't talk about your illness first, I know what you do?"

"Ahem, you still know what I do, what do I do?"

"You are the big boss of the business!"

"What?"

"That is impossible."

"Nonsense, the big boss came out riding this."

"You're a chef working in a restaurant."

"what?"

"Isn't it?"

"How do you know he's a chef?"

"Big head, thick neck, not rich, just a cook."

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"That's your peripheral god-level necrosis, which has suffocated the upper part."

"Where is that holding back?"

"Below the waist, feet up!"

"Legs!"

"Right."

"No, there's nothing wrong with my legs."

"Take two steps, take two steps without getting sick."

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"You can just follow my action, please, the leg is definitely sick, come on, lift the leg up."

"Stop! Is it okay?"

"It's numb."

"Hey, why is he numb?"

"You stomp, you're numb too!"

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"Oh, brother, what, it's only 32 yuan with one piece in my pocket."

"Then take it, as much as you want!"

"What bike? What bike?"

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"Brother, don't be angry, it's just my leg, and I will basically bid farewell to the bicycle in the future. No, this bike is for you."

"Good good."

"No, you can't ask for other people's bicycles. Take them back quickly. Let me tell you, big brother, he's cheating on you."

"You're cheating me, why are you doing this? I was puzzled, the same couple living together, how can there be such a big gap in life?"

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"Isn't that too much for you?"

"What's the point, he has to thank us."

"thank you!"

"Look!"

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"Go, change place."

"What else are you going to do?"

"Find someone with bad legs and sell him this bicycle!"

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Clap clap clap clap!

As Chen Ze pushed the bicycle off the stage, there was a loud and the loudest applause in the entire recording studio.

Together with the applause, there was also the sound of the audience who couldn't help laughing.This laughter has never stopped since Chen Ze started performing. Whenever Chen Ze's performance reached a high level, it was very intense, as if Chen Ze's sketches made everyone very happy.

Indeed, it's not like it seems, but the skit performed by Chen Ze really entertained everyone very much.

"No, I'm laughing to death. Chen Ze is so genius. The sketch in the second issue is actually so high-powered. It's not inferior to the first issue at all."

"Yeah, there are too many golden sentences. If you stomp on anything, you will be numb. If you are not sick, take two steps. There is too much difference in being a human being. It's too funny. It's really too funny."

"Chen Ze's skit is so perfect. I thought that Chen Ze's skit in the last issue was the ultimate. This issue will definitely slip. Who knows that it is still so high-powered, not inferior to the previous issue at all. "

"At first I thought that Zhang Tianjin's cross talk was already very funny, but compared with this Chen Ze's, it seems that he is no match at all."

"It's not that Zhang Tianjin's performance is bad, but that Chen Ze has a Gundam here!"

The audience said one after another, and they all praised Chen Ze's sketches in this episode unreservedly. They all felt that Chen Ze's sketches in the second episode were not inferior to the first episode at all, and even surpassed them.

Bull, it's really awesome.

As for Zhang Tianjin's "Playing Cards", which was originally considered the best performance by them, everyone felt that although it was good, it seemed to be completely inferior to Chen Ze.

Hearing the audience's words, Zhang Tianjin and Yuan Lang's expressions became even more ugly. They knew that not only did they lose this round, but they were actually beaten by Chen Ze again.

(End of this chapter)