God-level Supreme Daddy

Chapter 263
Chen Hao immediately put braised pork trotters, steak and other steaming delicacies and red wine on Xiao Zhuang's back.

The second senior brother manifested as a little chubby man wearing a thick gold chain, sitting on the elephant's back with his big fat legs crossed, and when he ate, he made a sound of baji baji.

His mouth was full of greasy food, he stretched out his little fat hand to wipe the corner of his mouth, and said, "Daddy, tell Zhuzhu a story, I want the one with meat."

Hearing the sound, Chen Hao looked at Baby Zhu Bajie's small eyes full of longing, and thought to himself: "It's easy to change the country, but it's hard to change the nature!"

However, since Little Piggy has just recovered from his injuries, let me tell him one.

The boy nodded and said, "Wait!"

"Yeah!" Baby Bajie responded, and continued to grab and bite the pig's trotters.

Chen Hao closed his eyes and searched for jokes in the system store.

After searching for a while, he found the joke in the corner.

Ordinary jokes cost 100 energy coins each, and dirty jokes cost 1000 energy coins each.

"Damn, dirty jokes are so expensive! The system is really dark!" Chen Hao cursed secretly.

However, he still spent 1000 positive energy coins to buy one.

After reviewing the joke and memorizing its contents, Chen Hao opened his eyes.

He saw a pair of squinting, dark eyes staring at him without blinking.

"Dad, have you thought of the joke?" The second senior brother blinked his oily thick lips, and said a little wretchedly.

Chen Hao touched Xiao Pangdun's sparsely haired head: "Listen up, Dad will start telling jokes now!"

When Baby Zhu Bajie heard the sound, his two big ears immediately pricked up, listening carefully.

The silver elephant, which was lying in the lake, also popped its head out of the water, flapped its big ears, and a lot of water droplets flowed down the ear lobes, and he wanted to listen to the joke.

Chen Hao looked at the appearance of the two guys, and thought to himself: Jokes are indeed like music, regardless of planets or species, everyone likes them.

He cleared his throat and began:
"A certain emperor was very unhappy to see the concubines listless and sullen all day long. He told a lot of jokes to make these girls happy, but none of them laughed. It was useless for the emperor to seek medical treatment.

Finally one day, a famous doctor came and said: I have the medicine, but I need to use a living person as an introduction.When the emperor heard it, yes!As long as it is cured well, you can do whatever you want!
Therefore, the famous doctor went outside the palace to pick out dozens of strong grooms and brought them into the palace.A few days later, the emperor went to visit and found that the girls were all radiant and rosy, and he was overjoyed.

But the emperor took a quick look and saw dozens of men who were so skinny that they couldn't even get up.The emperor was taken aback, and asked the famous doctor what happened?The girls' beaming doctor replied: Those are the leftover medicine residues we used up! "

"Haha, it sounds good, it sounds good, it's a good joke!" The second senior brother grinned loudly after listening.

"Roar! Roar! Roar!" The silver elephant also swung its trunk and roared excitedly while spraying water.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 10000 positive energy coins and 100 positive energy attribute points, from the very happy baby Zhu Bajie!" At this time, the sound of the system also rang.

Hearing this, Chen Hao couldn't help being slightly taken aback.

"Daddy, the story you told is really good, I want to listen to Zhuzhu, tell me another one!" Baby Zhu Bajie looked at his father with longing eyes and said.

Ho ho ho!Xiao Zhuang also raised his trunk and let out a low growl, as if to say: It sounds good, I still want to listen!
Chen Hao came back to his senses and said: "Okay, Dad will tell you another one right away, wait a moment."

If you don't make money, you're a fool.

Spend 1000 energy coins, buy a joke and tell it to Baby Bajie, and you can earn [-] positive energy coins. This is a deal that doubles your investment tenfold.

In the following time, while Chen Hao told the second senior brother dirty jokes to harvest positive energy coins and positive energy attribute points, he continued to run the "Chaos Good Fortune Art" to absorb the energy of the lake water and transform it into real liquid and inject it into Wuhu Lake.

Baby Zhu Bajie loves dirty jokes very much, after listening to one, he wants to listen to the next one.

Chen Hao's mouth hurts from talking, and the second senior brother still wants to listen.

Of course, Chen Hao also earned a lot of positive energy coins and positive attribute points.

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was the time when the Wanshou Lake space was about to close.

The second senior brother calmed down, satiated and listened to enough jokes, fell asleep on Xiao Zhuang's back, drooling all over the floor.

I don't know what delicious food he dreamed of in his dream, or saw a beautiful lady?
Baby Jade Rabbit and Poison Fengling have already returned to Chen Hao's side.

Whether it's Jade Rabbit Baby, Zhu Bajie Baby, or Xiao Zhuang, their strength has increased considerably.

Eight of Chen Hao's ten largest martial arts lakes have been filled, only the ninth and tenth martial arts lakes have not yet been filled.

In addition, he also harvested a large number of precious medicines and crystals.

This trip to Wanshou Lake, Chen Hao has gained a lot.

Only the Poison Wind Spirit not only didn't increase in strength, but also consumed a lot of energy, and its combat effectiveness declined somewhat. It can only replenish it after devouring enough poison.

Chen Hao looked up at the sky, and felt that the time should be running out, so with a thought, a silver light flew out and landed on his palm.

As the silver light flickered, it manifested as a miniature silver pagoda, which was the portable space of the Linglong Pagoda.

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A vortex formed at the bottom of Linglong Pagoda, and the escaping suction force sucked Xiao Zhuang, Baby Jade Rabbit, and Baby Bajie into the tower without a trace.

With a thought of the young man, the silver Linglong Pagoda sank into his body.

As for the Poisonous Wind Spirit, it turned into a green light, entered Chen Hao's body, and floated above Wuhu Lake.

Rumble!
Soon, there was a deafening roar.

Appearing above the sky, a huge three-headed behemoth exuded an extremely fierce aura.

hoo hoo hoo!
It suddenly opened its bloody mouth, and took Chen Hao away from the Lake of Ten Thousand Beasts...

The boy Lang suddenly felt dizzy, with a blazing brilliance dazzling him, he had to close his eyes.

I don't know how long ago.

Chen Hao opened his eyes only after he felt his feet step on the solid ground.

He realized that he had returned to the square on the mountainside in the inner courtyard of Tianyun Kingdom Academy, turned his head and took a look, and found that besides him, only Dugu Xueyao in fluttering white clothes was left.

At this moment, the three guardians of the inner courtyard on the high platform couldn't help frowning when they saw the two returning, their faces were gloomy: There are more than 100 geniuses from the academy who entered the space of Wanshou Lake, but only two returned!

Moreover, those who entered Wanshou Lake were all elites from the inner and outer courtyards of the academy. This time, the academy suffered heavy losses.

At the same moment, in a huge square where the Hall of Hell is located, Li Yuanhe with a pale face descended onto the square.

"Yuanhe, how could you be so seriously injured, what about the others?"

Li Kongxuan, the sub-master of the Hell Hall who had been waiting here for a long time, had a cold expression on his face and frowned.

The boy with the giant ax had hatred in his eyes, he gritted his teeth and said, "All of this is thanks to Chen Hao!!!"

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