God-level Supreme Daddy

Chapter 110 Serious nonsense
Chen Hao also looked at Erha without blinking, hoping to get the scriptures from him.

However, Erha's words almost made the master and student spurt blood.

Gouwa touched his butt that was still in pain, and said with a serious face and a milky voice: "As the saying goes, 'As long as you are willing to cut yourself and dare to pull the emperor off the horse', if the master and dad are not afraid of being bitten by a treasure fish, then you can do it." Together with Tiantian, soaking the buttocks in the lake water will definitely attract many treasure fish."

"Nimma, this is asking dad to sell ass and chrysanthemums, you bastard, you are talking nonsense, and you are talking nonsense in a serious way." Hearing this, Chen Hao cursed for some reason.

Gouwa stuck out his tongue, with an expression that was the truth.

"Hey, Master, I don't agree with what you said. Just now, I risked my buttocks being melted by the lake water and bitten by the treasure fish every day. I soaked my buttballs in the lake to get so many treasure fishes." Yes." Master Zhuang said for Gou Wa.

"Master, don't you want to imitate Tiantian and sell your ass and chrysanthemums to Yu'er? But... even if you always want to sell them, don't you think your ass and chrysanthemums are too old?" When Chen Hao heard the words of the old man in sackcloth, a series of words came out without thinking about his brain.

Master Zhuang was not angry, and showed an ugly and wretched smile: "What's wrong with selling your ass? It doesn't matter if you are a black dog or a white dog, a dog that can track its prey is a good dog. In the same way, it doesn't matter if you can track your prey in a short time. The way to get a lot of treasure fish is a good way."

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, looked at Erha's face of humbly asking for advice, and continued: "Tian Tian, ​​teach Mr. Teacher how to keep the butt from being corroded by the green lake water."

"This...it's very simple. You don't need to do any protective measures. Just put your butt in the lake water, and the lake water will naturally not corrode you." Gou Wa continued to pass on his experience in a serious manner.

Master Zhuang frowned slightly: "You didn't lie to Master?"

"Of course not, Tiantian just put his fart in the lake to seduce the treasure fish." The old god Erha said: "You saw it just now!"

Master Zhuang nodded, walked to the lake, looked at the small lake without any waves, calm like a green mirror, stretched out his withered hands covered with age spots, pulled the hem of his clothes, and was about to take off his pants to sell his ass.

"Master, every day may be nonsense, you should think twice!"

Seeing this, Chen Hao hurriedly stopped and said, "Master, you can't get a lot of treasure fish this time, and there is another chance. But you only have one old butt, if it is melted, it will be gone!"

He didn't want Master's old butt to be melted by the lake water. Although this old guy was a little ugly, he was still very good to him.

Hearing the sound, the old man in sackcloth paused for a moment, turning his old eyes, thinking about something.

"Master, other people's successful experience is sometimes poisonous to other people. You can catch treasure fish by selling your butt every day, but if you sell your butt, it is very likely that you will sell your butt and catch it too." Less than a fish'."

As Chen Hao said, he quickly took out a small Tier [-] monster corpse from the host's package, and threw it into the small green lake.

Pfft!
The corpse fell into the water and floated to the surface of the lake. Countless blisters and white smoke immediately appeared, and the flesh and blood melted away at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Seeing this, Master Zhuang trembled inexplicably, feeling his buttocks were cold, so he stretched out his hand to touch it.

In the end, reason defeated greed, and the old man in sackcloth sighed, "Old man... it's better to use a fishing rod!"

After finishing speaking, he walked back to the original fishing place and sat down, cast out the fishing line, and continued to wait for the fish to take the bait like an old monk in meditation.

Seeing this, Chen Hao was relieved.

He was really worried just now that the master would be attracted by so many treasure fish, and would soak his butt in the emerald green lake water as soon as his brain got hot.

After all, people die for money and birds die for food. Greed is the greatest weakness of human beings.

"Daddy, master chooses to continue fishing with a fishing rod, what about you?" Gouwa looked at his father and asked curiously.

Chen Hao looked at most of the bucket of treasure fish, stepped forward to pat Gouwa's small head, and said, "I also choose fishing rod to fish, father. I can't use your unique skills."

"En!" Gouwa nodded.

"Erha, can you use the 'sell ass' skill continuously?" Chen Hao asked curiously.

The precious fish that Gouwa gets will eventually go into his old father's pocket. He naturally hopes that Erha can get as many as possible, but there is also a premise-it cannot cause irreversible damage to Gouwa.

"It takes an hour a day to soak the butt in the water once. If it is soaked for a long time, the butt and tail will rot every day." Gouwa said in a milky voice.

Chen Hao nodded: "Then you catch fish once an hour, and Dad will serve you here."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his big hand to help Gou Wa rub his shoulders.

Chen Hao knew that if he tried his best to fish for three days, he would not be able to get as many precious fish as Gou Wa sold his butt once.

Therefore, he wisely chose to serve Erha well and let the other party play well, which is more cost-effective than fishing by himself.

"Daddy, it hurts here, and here, a little on the left, a little on the right..."

"Daddy, your hands are too strong, lighten up."

"Daddy, use a hollow hammer instead, and lightly hit Tiantian's shoulder."

"..."

Gouwa's immature voice kept ringing out, asking his father a lot.

When Chen Hao heard the words, he didn't have any opinions, so he followed suit one by one: Who told Erha to be so good at making fish!

"Daddy, bring me a bottle of yogurt for Tiantian."

Chen Hao didn't have the slightest opinion, and immediately bought a bottle from the host store and handed it to Erha: "Is one bottle enough?"

"Drink first every day."

Gouwa took the yogurt and sucked it while squinting his eyes, looking extremely enjoying it.

Time moves backwards by an hour.

boom!
Accompanied by a bang, Erha emitted bursts of white smoke all over his body, transformed into the shape of a little milk dog, kicked his hind legs, and his plump body bounced off, landing firmly on the raised stones in the lake.

He repeated the same trick, sinking his little furry tail into the lake, shaking it back and forth, creating ripples and waves!
Whoa!Whoa!
Another large number of treasure fish broke through the water and rushed towards Gou Wa.

Erha's tail and butt are like powerful magnets, while those treasure fish are like crushed iron.

Not far away, Master Zhuang, who was like an old monk in meditation, heard the strange noise, and suddenly opened his eyes, looking at Gou Wa.

I saw a lot of colorful treasure fish scrambling to bite Gouwa's tail and buttocks.

"Oh my god, Tiantian is hurting to death. Tiantian is still a child, please be gentle." Erha yelled, kicking her short legs and flying back to the shore.

Seeing this scene, Master Zhuang swallowed his saliva: Nima, the efficiency of catching fish is really too high, it really makes people greedy!
He once again had the urge to take off his pants and dip his butt into the turquoise water of the lake.

However, after thinking about it, the old man in sackcloth finally gave up.

　The third change, the update is completed today!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)