Counterattack from Douba

Chapter 2 I See You Look Like a Woman
"Bear [-], Eagle [-], Monkey [-]... Leopard [-], you all came to see me off, I'm so happy, let's sing a song for you!"

When Zeng Xiao looked at these childhood playmates, he was in a good mood, and was ready to sing his best animal language ballads.

Unexpectedly, all the birds and beasts dodged one after another, Xiong Er shook his head cutely, Ying San used his wings to cover his ears...

Zeng Xiaoshi said angrily: "You guys, I'm leaving, just cooperate."

All the birds and beasts immediately shook their heads and said in their hearts: Spiritual Lord, it’s not that we don’t want to hear it, but when you sing, the phantom of the beast god will appear, our little hearts can’t bear it!

Zeng Xiaoshi smiled awkwardly, animal language and divine ballads are his favorite melody, they are obviously very nice, why do these spirit beasts run away every time he opens his mouth?

"Okay, I'll still play your favorite heavenly song!"

Zeng Xiaoshi reluctantly took out his beloved Miuyin flute, played it lightly, and walked down the mountain with brisk steps.

The sound of the flute is melodious, melodious and tactful, like the sound of nature, which is particularly beautiful in this quiet mountain.

When all the birds and animals heard the sound, they immediately put on an expression of enjoyment, and sang and danced to the rhythm, creating a warm and harmonious picture.

Zeng Xiaoshi gradually walked away, these animals were still immersed in the beautiful mood, and watched him leave.

When approaching the foot of the mountain, a large group of people suddenly appeared in front of them. A girl in red was riding in front, followed by a group of warriors in bright armor, carrying a golden sedan chair.

The girl in red was about thirteen or fourteen years old, she was born with a beautiful face, bright and moving, and her beautiful eyes were shining.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoshi, he asked, "Little Taoist, do you know how to get to the Immortal Temple on the top of the mountain?"

Zeng Xiaoshi looked at these people curiously, and finally stopped his eyes on the girl in red, and soon discovered that she was different from him, his eyes opened wider and wider, and he couldn't help but be infatuated for a while.

"Hey, little Taoist priest, what can I ask you?" Zhao Xiaoqi frowned. This little Taoist priest was so hateful that he kept staring at him bewitchingly.

"I'm sorry, I think you look like a woman, and I was a little distracted for a while. There is a ruined temple on the mountain. I don't know if it is the Immortal Temple you are looking for?" Zeng Xiaoshi came back to his senses and smiled apologetically.

What?I am the little princess of the Dakang Kingdom, the most beautiful woman in the country, you actually say that I am just like a woman?Is there anyone who hurts people like you?
"Little Taoist, how dare you humiliate me? See if I don't smash your mouth."

Zhao Xiaoqi was furious when he heard the first half of the sentence, raised his powder fist and gestured, and the surrounding soldiers also gathered around, looking at him with unfriendly expressions.

Zeng Xiaoshi is also speechless, how have I ever humiliated you?It's so unreasonable!No wonder the master said that only women and villains are difficult to raise.

"Forget it, I won't argue with you anymore, I'm going to Dakang Kingdom."

Zhao Xiaoqi asked angrily: "Little Taoist, what are you doing in Dakang?"

"See the emperor!" Zeng Xiaoshi turned around and left.

"To see the emperor? Just you?" The little princess looked at Zeng Xiaoshi incredulously, "Why are you going to see the emperor?"

"Help him mediate the Three Kingdoms dispute." Zeng Xiaoshi strode away without looking back.

"Hahaha! I laughed so hard, a little Taoist priest with no hair on his head, actually going to see the emperor? And help the emperor mediate disputes? Why don't you go to heaven?"

All the soldiers laughed, only Zhao Xiaoqi showed a thoughtful expression. Could this little Taoist be the one he was looking for?

"Let's go, little princess, the emperor is still waiting for us to invite the immortal teacher back to return to his command." A young man with the appearance of a general stepped forward to persuade him.

Zhao Xiaoqi asked the doubts in her heart, "Tell me, could this little Taoist priest be a disciple of Taoist Master Xianji?"

"It can't be such a coincidence!" Everyone shook their heads.

"That's right, Daoist Xianji's generation of masters will never be able to teach such a lustful disciple."

Zhao Xiaoqi nodded, feeling Zeng Xiaoshi's image in the dark for countless times, and led the crowd to the top of the mountain.

Zeng Xiaoshi came to the foot of the mountain, looking at the bustling world in front of him, feeling a little apprehensive, he couldn't help but took out the two paintings given by the old Taoist priest to have a look again.

The first painting depicts eight young women, each of them is a beauty who is overwhelmed by the country and the city, with icy muscles and bones, picturesque features, and all the praise words in the world are used, I am afraid it is difficult to describe them.

"It's so beautiful! This is what you call a woman. Compared with her eight senior sisters, Zhao Xiaoqi has a bit of a woman's face. I really don't understand why she is angry?"

Thinking of the unreasonable Zhao Xiaoqi before him, Zeng Xiaoshi shook his head and shifted his gaze to the second painting.

This painting depicts a little girl with two upside-down braids on her head. She has a delicate and perfect face with long eyelashes and big star-like eyes. She looks like a delicate porcelain doll.

I heard from the old Taoist priest that this was the agreement he had made with the ancient emperor's family back then, and this painting was the proof.

The old Taoist told himself that in order to resolve the catastrophe, he must become a mediation master within ten years, and find eight senior sisters with shocking backgrounds. When they reach the age of eighteen, they will go to the ancient emperor's family to complete the marriage contract and activate Shi Sheng's blood.

But these are still very far away for me, I'd better resolve the Three Kingdoms dispute as soon as possible, and let's talk about activating the experience of Wanjie.

Putting away the two paintings and preparing to go on the road, a group of men in black suddenly appeared in front of them, all wearing black tights and black scarves covering their faces, moving swiftly, like civet cats walking through the forest.

Seeing someone in front of them, these people were obviously taken aback, stopped involuntarily, drew out their long knives and looked around to be on guard.

The leader, a middle-aged man in black, walked up to Zeng Xiaoshi, revealed a pair of dark eyes, and said aggressively, "Boy, who are you, have you ever seen a girl in red enter the mountain?"

Although Zeng Xiaoshi had never met strangers, he felt the malice of these people, and said a little nervously: "My name is Zeng Xiaoshi, and I have never seen anyone enter the mountain."

The sharp eyes of the middle-aged man in black stared at him closely, until Zeng Xiaoshi felt extremely unnatural, and then suddenly yelled: "You are lying!"

Zeng Xiaoshi was taken aback, and quickly shook his head to deny it, but the first time he lied was exposed, his face turned red all of a sudden, and he looked at the middle-aged man in black nervously.

"Catch me! This kid must be an accomplice of Princess Dakang."

The middle-aged man in black suddenly yelled, and the killer behind him quickly moved to surround Zeng Xiaoshi.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoshi had already reacted, and he used the immortal solution step, and sneaked out from the crowd, explaining: "You guys are mistaken, I don't know Princess Dakang."

"Hmph, you still want to lie in front of me, Heisha, boy, if you think about it, hurry up and tell the truth, otherwise, I will kill you."

The middle-aged man in black is a well-known assassin in the middle wolf country——Heisha, a master martial artist, with a figure like lightning, he blocked Zeng Xiaoshi's way, and the long knife in his hand gleamed coldly.

Why are all the people I met today unreasonable?

Zeng Xiaoshi was anxious, and shouted loudly: "Stop, you can't kill people, it's wrong to kill people!"

"Is it wrong to kill people? Hahahaha, what a powerful reason, but I want to kill you today, what should I do?"

Heisha laughed, and all the soldiers laughed along with him.

"Stinky boy, show me how you died under my knife."

Heisha raised his knife-holding hand high, and slashed at Zeng Xiaoshi.

(End of this chapter)