Chapter 42 The Farce Begins

At nightfall, on the Tudi Mountain to the left of Wan Village, the students came out from various hiding spots and slowly gathered towards the Tudi Temple.Many people stretched their waists comfortably while walking, feeling: This sleep is really good!
On the square in front of the Earth Temple, Ouyang Yun and Li Tieshu were discussing something in a low voice.

Five minutes later, the two deputy company commanders assembled the Xuebing soldiers and the former soldiers of the third company, and reported loudly to Ouyang Yun: "Regiment, the first battalion and the first company (the second battalion and the first company) have assembled, please give instructions."

Ouyang Yun gave them a military salute in return, and then said loudly to the crowd: "Stand at attention, rest a moment! Sit down."

All the students sat down where they were. Ouyang Yun inspected everyone, nodded and said, "It seems that everyone is resting well—Huang Jiayun, what's the matter with you kid? You have a snotty nose, do you have a cold? Chen Guanghua, you How do you work as a medical officer? Hurry up and give me medicine, don’t get infected.”

Ouyang Yun didn't say a few words and reported the names of the two apprentices. Chen Guanghua was fine, he was an official after all, but Huang Jiayun was there and didn't know many people.

Everyone looked around, and soon found a tall guy blowing his nose, and couldn't help laughing.

Li Tieshu looked at Ouyang Yun, and once again expressed his admiration for this little officer—there are about [-] people in the whole regiment, and he can call them all by name. Not everyone can do this kind of skill and care. For one thing, the students can't accept it even if they want to.

Huang Jiayun did catch a cold, and his speech was humming. He muttered, "I like to turn over when I sleep. When I woke up in the morning, I went to sleep in the grass..."

Ouyang Yun also laughed, and said: "Then this habit has to be changed. If you want to lurk on the front line for a long time in the future, and the distance between you and the enemy is only a few tens of meters, don't roll over and over into the enemy's trench."

Everyone laughed. Amidst the laughter, Chen Guanghua gave the medicine, Huang Jiayun took out the water bottle and ate it, and said, "Tuan Zuo, I'm fine."

Ouyang Yun asked concerned: "How about lying down for a while, I might feel sleepy after taking the medicine."

"Tuanza, I'm really fine, I'm in good health."

"Okay, let's make a post-war summary of last night's raid - Li Tieshu."

"To!"

"You are the company commander of the second battalion and the first company, and you are responsible for the battle at the main gate, so please summarize it first," Ouyang Yun said, taking out his notebook and pen to record.

Due to the serious lack of personnel in the current Academy Corps, many organizational systems are incomplete, not to mention the special archives department. Ouyang Yun had no choice but to take up the role of a clerk first.

"Yes!" Li Tieshu paid a military salute to Ouyang Yun, and then turned to everyone and said, "The post-war summary is nothing more than a summary of the gains and losses, so I'll just start with it. Everyone knows that the battle last night, from the perspective of the battle loss ratio , our Xuebing Corps can be said to have achieved a brilliant victory, wiped out 130 and six devils, sacrificed only eight of them, and injured 21, including three seriously injured and 18 slightly injured. The loss can be said to be minimal. Perhaps, some The brothers thought it was nothing, and thought it was normal, but veterans who have dealt with the Japanese army know that since the September [-]th Incident, every Sino-Japanese war has actually ended in a disastrous defeat for the national army, and even if it won, it was a disastrous victory. The Sino-Japanese battle loss ratio is generally three to one, our army has three, the Japanese army has one, and the highest has reached a terrifying ten to one—so this victory is particularly valuable in my opinion. And the reason why our army was able to achieve such I attribute the brilliant victory to three points. First, our army anticipated the enemy first. Facts have proved that the "message tree" tactics formulated before the regiment battle are very effective, turning the enemy's sneak attack into a fortification; secondly, our army The firepower layout is very appropriate. The searchlights are used to make the enemy invisible, and the bombardment elements are measured in advance, making the bombardment very accurate, and the explosives are planted at the appropriate position, and the enemy's heavy weapons are useless in the first place. , these have caused great damage to the enemy and disintegrated the opponent's considerable firepower; finally, because our army is united, although many brothers are new to the battlefield, none of them is afraid of the enemy. Take advantage of the opportunity to expand the results of the battle and establish the victory in one fell swoop. Let me talk about the mistakes below, and I will boil them down to three points. First of all, I think we still need to strengthen discipline." Speaking of this, he thought of those students who died in vain because they did not understand their orders. The tone was a bit heavy: "When I gave the order to charge, I clearly stipulated the teams to participate in the charge, but many apprentice brothers did not obey. Everyone is brave, but on the battlefield, courage is not the only key to victory or defeat. Experience That's the most important thing, of course, I also have my responsibility here, blame me for not explaining it well in advance—" He looked at Ouyang Yun and said: "Tuan Zuo, in view of this, I ask for punishment!"

Ouyang Yun waved his hand and said: "Whether it is punishment or rewards, we must wait until the summary meeting is over. Moreover, this matter is not up to me alone. In order to achieve the principle of fairness and justice, I suggest that a soldier committee be elected to assist the regiment The department will deal with a series of issues such as disciplinary inspection and military merit evaluation—this is just my preliminary idea, if we want to fully play the role of the soldiers’ committee, we must further improve its rules and regulations——Li Lianchang, please continue.”

……

After Li Tieshu's concluding speech, Ouyang Yun asked the soldiers to talk about their feelings. He said: "Many of them are on the battlefield for the first time, and it is inevitable that they have some special or original ideas. Don't be shy. Say what you have, even At that time, I was so scared that I peed my pants and I can tell it, so that others can learn from experience, who would dare to make fun of me for stripping his pants and spanking on the spot!"

The last sentence was of course a joke. After finishing speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

The apprentices laughed, and the serious atmosphere made by Li Tieshu immediately relaxed a lot. Many people dared to speak freely and reported their own shame.

"Teacher, Captain Li, brothers, let me first talk about my situation at that time. I was very excited when I started the fight, but when I got excited, I couldn't hold the gun steadily. The three points and one line that I usually practice are useless. Hey, It's really shameful to say that my maiden battle has not been opened, and I haven't killed a devil."

"Virgin fight", this adjective is good, it is ambiguous enough, he didn't finish, including Ouyang Yun and Li Tieshu, many people showed knowing smiles.

"I'm fine. I killed three devils, one bullet killed one, and two grenades exploded. I was so excited at the time, but I didn't know what happened afterwards. When I saw those colorful offal, my stomach couldn't stand it and I vomited It's a mess."

Hearing this, Ouyang Yun said to Li Tieshu: "It seems that we have to set up a special archive department as soon as possible, and the brothers' military exploits must be recorded, otherwise once the war of resistance is won, as a meritorious official who doesn't know how many devils he has killed, then the But I feel so sorry for these heroes.”

Li Tieshu nodded in agreement.

Therefore, before the summary meeting was over, Ouyang Yun used the method of voluntary registration to select four well-written characters from the whole regiment, and soldiers with certain shorthand skills formed the clerical office of the Academy Corps. Writing work such as lists and books.

The summary will continue, and as everyone becomes more and more open-minded, something that surprised Ouyang Yun finally happened——A certain student Xu believed in himself as the regiment leader so much that he was so scared that he peed his pants In the end, Ouyang Yun failed to take down the pants of the person who made fun of him and spank his ass. The reason is not that he didn't count his words, but that there were too many people who laughed at that time, and he really had to take off one by one. Pants spanking is definitely a very difficult project.

He had no choice but to reward the student with a shell pistol privately as compensation for his special "bravery".As a result, the other students were so jealous that they regretted why they didn't pee their pants in the first place!

Well, for a pistol, peeing your pants has become a particularly glorious thing.

After the apprentices finished talking about their feelings, more than an hour had passed. Many of them didn't eat lunch, and their stomachs began to sing empty plans, one after another, so that Ouyang Yun often had to stop with a wry smile in the middle of talking, understanding everyone's difficulties , In fact, he himself was very hungry. To make a long story short, he first analyzed the factors of this victory again, and pointed out that the Japanese army did not dispatch planes, tanks, and heavy artillery this time, and these are exactly the reasons the Japanese army relied on to run rampant in China. A sharp weapon, so the victory of this small-scale battle does not mean anything.Finally, he emphasized two words: discipline!Soldiers are bound to obey orders!If the Xuebing Corps wants to become a tiger-wolf division, it can only complete its real transformation if it resolutely obeys orders from above and orders from below, and prohibits orders from below!

The summary meeting lasted nearly an hour and a half before it ended. After the meeting, after dinner, Ouyang Yun left the entire regiment with officers above the platoon leader on duty to discuss the usual training, standing guard, patrolling, etc. adjustments and arrangements.

In the next few days, the Corps of Soldiers used local materials to carry out training, while building fortifications on the land mountain, quietly waiting for the visit of traitors such as Shi Yousan.

On May 5, Wanping, at around nine o'clock in the morning, a live farce was being staged on the street in front of the county government.

The protagonists of the live farce are three people, Shi Yousan, Bai Jianwu and Pan Yugui.Shi Yousan is undoubtedly the protagonist among the protagonists. This person is wearing a half-new, fully starched old-fashioned general uniform of the national army. He is standing at the gate of the county government with an upright face and giving a speech. I thought a certain national army general had returned.

Under the steps where the three of them were, there was a team of about two thousand people standing densely.Standing in the front row, the uniforms are also uniform, with mortars, light machine guns, and heavy machine guns in front of them, and Hanyang-made and Chinese formals on their backs, which look majestic.It has the air of an army, and anyone with a discerning eye can tell that it belongs to the so-called Yibei security team; but the people standing behind are really unbearable, not to mention the messy clothes, weapons and equipment, and there are many people with oily hair, pink noodles, and sharp mouth monkey cheeks , Some old people witnessed all this, and they couldn't help but slander: they knew it wasn't normal at a glance.Those who knew it couldn't help exclaiming: "So-and-so, isn't that our little hooligan?"What are they doing?
The person who listened to Shi Yousan's spitting with ulterior motives said: It seems that some kind of "Beijing autonomy" is going to be established.

"Peking Autonomy? They?" The tone was obviously full of doubts, but seeing Shi Yousan pull up a big flag, and the four characters "Peking Autonomy" were written on it, this man believed it, and he couldn't help but exclaimed: I God, they mean it! ?
A person of insight shook his head and sighed in a low voice: "The national army just left, and these jumping clowns jumped up, and the sky is dead to me in North China!"

(End of this chapter)

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