Kaifeng Monster

Chapter 130
001
The master told me today that I should read more books.

I seriously thought about what the master said, and felt that what the master said was very reasonable, because the master is a god after all, if the words of the gods are not reasonable, there will be no reason in this world.

Reading more books will make my life more meaningful.

Originally, I was going to start reading today, but Xiaodie called me to catch the butterfly.In fact, I don't quite agree with this kind of behavior. They are born from the same root, so why bother with each other, why should Xiao Die make things difficult for Xiao Die.

But I just said a few words to her, and she was about to cry, forget it, read it again tomorrow, and let her flutter the butterflies with her today.

The master is busy in the house, the hut has just been built, and she has a lot to do.

The master said that he was going to see Mr. Bao tomorrow, because Mr. Bao is the star of Wenqu.

Why do you have to go down to earth if you don't wait in the sky?

I still don't understand it yet, maybe if I read a lot, I will understand it naturally.

002
Today, the master sent someone to catch a chil from outside. It is said that it has lived for more than 400 years, and it looks really ugly.She has lived for such a long time, why doesn't she tidy herself up better?The image of our ghosts is destroyed by such a minority. Those who don’t know must think that ghosts don’t know how ugly they are.

Just like me, I'm pretty good looking.

But the master didn't take that chil away immediately.The master said that Master Bao wanted to send his subordinates to help her, but that subordinate, Zhan Zhao, had never seen a ghost, so he had to take his time, and he couldn't be scared to death all at once.

Later Zhan Zhao came along with Mr. Zhang.

I personally think that Zhan Zhao's guts are okay, because Mr. Zhang was so scared that he peed his pants, and Zhan Zhao's expression is a little bit wrong, but everything else is fine.

As a mortal, Zhan Zhao looks pretty good, of course, he is a little worse than me.

I showed the previous diary to my master, and the master said that there was no literary talent.

Literary talent, what is literary talent?I was very depressed, and later Wan'er came to see me, and I discussed this issue with her.

003
Now Zhan Zhao always comes to drink in thatched cottage!

I'm very angry, is this your home?If you want to drink, you won't spend money to buy it. Why do you always go to the thatched cottage to drink?

You must know that the master gave him a life-suppressing talisman, every time he comes, we feel like we have been immobilized, unable to move!
004
Today is the darkest day of my life.

At that time, I was discussing with Wan'er about an outing, when two reckless officials came chasing a man to the thatched hut.The master had previously ordered that if there were strangers near the thatched cottage, we must not show up, otherwise, she would sell us all to do hard labor.

Pity I hid on such a high bowl shelf and was not spared. The prisoner threw me to one of the officials, and the officer blocked it with a sword and knocked out one of my front teeth!
It's also fortunate that I usually pay attention to health maintenance and exercise, otherwise the knock would definitely not be as simple as knocking off the front teeth, and I would fall apart.

Brother Li Limen is also very pitiful. He was kicked by an official. In his words, that kick could kill a donkey.

In short, everyone is miserable, as miserable as going to hell.After the master came back, we went to petition, and we begged the master to punish those two officials well.

The master said that she would think about it carefully.

Note: Later that Zhan Zhao came to apologize, and it turned out that the two officials were with him, and they were really a nest of snakes and rats.If an apology is useful, what is the use of the government?
005
According to the master, the Kaifeng mansion was in a mess by the pig demon, and the two officials were sent to guard the pigsty every day.

Should!deserve it!

The master is really sympathetic to the servants.

I've been a bit annoyed recently, yesterday when Xiaodie came to see me, Wan'er almost saw me.In the evening, I discussed this matter with Brother Hip, and Brother Hip criticized me for not stepping on two boats.I explained to it that this is not two boats, I just can't bear to hurt two hearts that love me.

A bachelor like Brother Wine Pot will not understand me.

006
The master has not been eating very well recently, thinking about it, it is true, the food in the world, how can there be delicious food in the sky?

I can write words like "delicacy and delicacy" now, and Tang Chuanqi has not been in vain for the past two days!

But if the master doesn't eat well, I can't be happy either.Later, I remembered something and told my master that a long time ago there was a man named Ivory, he cooked delicious food, if the master could find the spatula he used...

The master was very happy and went there the next day. Unexpectedly, I made a great contribution unintentionally. I think I am really extraordinary.

Note: The original word is "Yi" not "Xiang".

Re-note: When the master left, he even specially greeted Zhan Zhao, what's the matter with Zhan Zhao?I am very angry.

007
Something is wrong these two days, there is an official who has been walking back and forth at the small bridge in front of the thatched cottage.

Could it be that he wants to steal something?We are all on guard.

008
Today I was very angry, the master just came back, before I even took a sip of water, I was invited away by the official, saying that something happened to Zhan Zhao.

If there is an accident, it will happen. Shouldn't the government go to the government?
What was even more irritating was that the master also took away the ivory pot and shovel, saying that he could make something for Zhan Zhao to eat.

Zhan Zhao won't starve to death if he doesn't eat.

Note: It was Yi Ya, who was angry for a while and made a mistake.

009
Things were a bit chaotic today. I was sleeping at the time, and the wine pot brother woke me up in a panic and said that the master seemed to be fighting with someone.I saw that there was an ugly old man in the kitchen, and he was competing with my master.As the master's right-hand man, if you don't come now, let alone when!

I finally climbed onto the shelf. I was going to observe it before going into battle, but my master was so confused by that old man, he grabbed me and threw him...

In fact, I really don't blame my master for this matter, my master was also unintentional, I think she has been with Zhan Zhao and the others for a long time, and she has been influenced badly, she is really dark.

The master said, you can give me compensation.

What kind of compensation do I need?Last night, brother Jiuhu analyzed my emotional problems with me, and said that the reason why I am very troubled now is because the small dish and the bowl are in a linear structure, so they are unstable.

Brother Jiuhu also said that a triangle is the most stable structure in the world. If you see people building houses, the girders and roofs are all in the shape of a triangle.

So I suggested to my master that I still need a confidante to form a triangle, so that the three legs stand together, and there will be fewer emotional disputes in the future.

I don't know if the master listened or not.

010
It's raining today, but I'm in a good mood, because the master woke up this morning and told me that he would go outside to see if there is a ghost bowl that suits me.

But I was happy for a while, but then I became unhappy, because when Zhan Zhao came to pick up my master, he only brought an umbrella!

an umbrella!

Won't you take an extra?Kaifeng Mansion is not poor, and you are still a fourth-rank official, so you can't afford to buy more?
I wanted to tell my master, but she walked so fast that I didn't have time.

This incident caused me to be in a bad mood all day. I think there is something wrong with Zhan Zhao, and it is best for my master not to have too many contacts with him.

011
Today I almost died of anger.

I spent a whole afternoon making a candlelight dinner for Wan'er, and it was all ruined!

It's all because of that Zhao Hu, it's so hateful, he doesn't have eyes when he walks, what he trampled is not the candlelight dinner, but my heart!Wan'er lost her temper with me without asking indiscriminately, saying that I don't mean what I say, and she won't listen to my explanation.The bachelor teapot was watching the fun, grinning from ear to ear, and I cursed it for a lifetime without a teacup.

What annoys me the most is not this, but my master is obviously helping Zhao Hu, and my master is becoming more and more unprincipled.

Note: Master, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that to you.

012
Today my mood is very gloomy, I was beaten by Wan'er.

She took a feather duster and chased me for three miles, insisting that I went on a date with Xiao Die without telling her, and that I watched the moon and stars by the river with Xiao Die. ...

This is a complete rumor, I have never worn Zhe shoes, I have never heard of them!
013
There is nothing to do these two days, the main thing is to eat and sleep, occasionally being chased and beaten by Wan'er.

Xiao Die never came to see me. I don't know what happened. I am very worried.Brother Teapot said that Xiaodie probably knew about Wan'er and me.

I decided to write a poem for Xiao Die, called "Die Love Bowl", Xiao Die has always been fond of literature, I think it will be fine if I write a poem.

014
The master came back tonight and told about a snake, saying that a person ate too many snakes, and the snake came back to take revenge.It was so scary that I couldn't close my eyes all night.

Horror stories or something, the most annoying.

015
The master said that there was a demonic aura near the east four roads in Kaifeng, and he sent many doormen to check it out, but all the women came back, and the men never returned!
It was horrible and I feared deeply for my life.

The master said that she wanted to find out by herself.

I'm not worried at all, my master is out now, what else can't be solved?
016
The matter of Dong Si Dao should be resolved smoothly, but something is wrong with my master these two days, she will be alone in a daze, and occasionally she will smile alone.

Brother Teapot and I were arguing endlessly about this.Brother Teapot said that this is purely normal, I don’t think so at all, Brother Teapot has never been in a relationship, and thought that people laughed like him because they wanted to laugh, just my professional experience, I think my master seems to be yes……

Ah, slap the mouth, fifty slaps, no, eighty slaps, how can I think about it?It's too evil, I look down on myself, and deeply despise myself!

017
The master said that she would go to Wenshui to collect demons for three months.

Originally, I was quite reluctant, but later when Zhan Zhao came to pack up my master's things and send this to that, I felt something was wrong, instead I hoped that my master would leave soon, and don't have too much contact with this Zhan Zhao .

I knew that Zhan Zhao had bad intentions, and I hope my master will not be fooled by him.

018
I haven't kept a diary for two months. Of course, this is definitely not laziness. The main reason is that the master is not around and I don't have much energy.

There is really nothing to remember, I broke up with Wan'er and got back together, a total of three times; the relationship with Xiao Die is more complicated, because every time Xiao Die sees me, she will raise her proud face and ask me: "Do we know each other? "

I also have self-esteem, don't expect me to take the initiative to apologize, don't even think about it!

019
It stands to reason that the master should be back.

Zhan Zhao has been here a few times, I didn't want to talk to him at first, but there are not many spirits in the thatched cottage who can talk to me, because they don't read much, so sometimes, I will talk to Zhan Zhao for two sentence.

Zhan Zhao seems very worried about my master, I am very upset, shouldn't it be me who is most worried?Should I kiss my master or you and my master?

020
Today Zhan Zhao came over and told me that my master is not coming back.

I'm too sad to write any more...

021
The master hasn't come back for a long time.

But I still believe in miracles. I climbed to the wall to look at it for a while every day, and brother Jiuhu said that I was going to become the main stone.

Zhan Zhao also came tonight, does Zhan Zhao also miss my master?It's not easy for him to think about people after the tea is cold.

In comparison, it is even more difficult for me, isn't it?
022
I haven't kept a diary for several days because I am doing an important thing.

I thought, after this is done, I will be able to meet my master.

The matter is too important, I dare not publicize it in advance, I hope my trip to Jiao Mountain Villa tomorrow can go smoothly.

023
This is my last word.

Today is the last day I live in this world.

A lot of things have happened these days, but I have been staying in Kaifeng Mansion, and I didn't bring a diary with me, so I couldn't record it in time.

(End of this chapter)