Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 50
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Aunt Li was completely irritated by Gu Erbai's accusations against Sang Huai, she stood up abruptly and pointed at her sharply, her actions were so rude that she even knocked over the job in front of her.

"Gu Erbai, what are you a slutty bastard! You have become more courageous when you come back from the valley. My family, Daxiang, has nothing to ask for since he was a child. What kind of crimes have he suffered? Now he is framed by you in prison, and he has enough food for a day and a night. You don’t even have to eat, you still have the time to go out and have fun, your mind is really more vicious than a poisonous scorpion!"

A lot of hard-to-ear swear words spewed out, and Aunt Li's vicious and mean aura was so strong that it could crush people to death.

"Finished?" Gu Erbai chewed and swallowed the edamame slowly, rinsed his saliva, and pointed to the remains of the bowl on the ground, "Three pennies a piece."

"..."

As soon as this remark came out, Aunt Li was shocked, she was too calm, really too calm.

Impossible, she has scolded countless people, some were furious, some were aggrieved and wept, and some were biting back, but she had never seen anyone so calm, as calm as someone asking her if she had eaten.

In the most proficient field of swearing, she actually felt a little passive for the first time.

"Here's this stinky money for you! I've never seen a waste of money! Open your eyes and see, have you ever seen Yin Zi!"

Taking out the purse, he slammed a tael of silver on the table, and the corners of Aunt Li's mouth became more and more sinister.

"I haven't seen it before, it really is a good thing."

Gu Erbai smiled brightly, took the silver tael and wiped it on his body, "It's just as good as when Daxiang came to see me with dozens of taels in his arms."

"You...have lied to Daxiang dozens of taels!"

Aunt Li's face froze when she heard the words, and when she realized it, she was a little dizzy with anger.

Gu Erbai raised his head and looked at her with grievances and excuses, "No, he begged me with dozens of taels in his arms, but I didn't agree, don't worry, ma'am."

"You... a worthless slut!" Aunt Li's voice trembled angrily, as if she had run out of words, it seemed that only by repeating this sentence back and forth could she keep her momentum from weakening.

Gu Erbai nodded sincerely, "It's only a few dozen taels, it's really not worth much, but Daxiang said that he will give me whatever I want in the future."

"Daxiang's money is all under my control, you are dreaming!" Aunt Li held the money bag and gave her a hard look.

"Auntie, what are you in a hurry for? Even if he promised like this, I still haven't promised him, Ann."

Gu Erbai waved his hand and showed her a sincere smile.

"Why don't you agree?"

Aunt Li was provoked by her, and unexpectedly asked such a sentence by accident.

My own son, is it that bad!

Gu Erbai looked at her, paused, his eyes suddenly swayed from side to side shyly, "Brother Daxiang, anything is fine..."

Of course, you are not worthy of this broken shoe.

Aunt Li smiled triumphantly.

"Just one thing..." Thinking of this, Gu Erbai sighed slightly.

Aunt Li unconsciously held her ears.

Gu Erbai's lips curled slightly, and he stood up and put it next to her ear, "That's the mouth, just like yours, Aunt Li, like it's full of dung."

"It stinks~" After the words were closed, Gu Erbai stretched out his hand in front of his nose to fan him, and pleaded earnestly, "I can't even hold my breath, can you please stay away from me, ma'am?"

At that moment, Aunt Li seemed to be struck down by a dry thunder, and she froze in place, unable to move.

Gu Erbai narrowed his eyes slightly, sat down with his lips curled up, and picked up a piece of steamed bun to enjoy.

　In today's four chapters, Gu Erbai will teach you how to win in a fight. (See you in the afternoon)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)