Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 464 Extra Story Four: Shallots Mixed with Tofu, Clear and White (End)
"I'll let you see if my fist is weak or hard."

Zhen'er's hooligan hand reached halfway smoothly, but was unexpectedly blocked by a chubby fist.

In front of him, Xiao Cong raised his face, twisted his handsome eyebrows in displeasure, and looked at him tensely, as soon as he came out, he seemed like a small owner.

His Royal Highness a certain prince, "..." This grassroots man is too bold, and his father has to punish him to kneel for three days and three nights without food when he returns home.

Then... take the opportunity to snatch her sister.

hum~
Zhen'er was thinking beautifully in her heart, and Xiao Linzi finally arrived behind her, panting all the way, "Hey, my prince, please run slowly~"

"What's the matter, have you all seen it?"

He looked at the three cute little buns, and couldn't help but smile on his face.

Seeing him coming, Zhen'er had an idea, pulled Xiao Linzi's whisk and said seriously, "Eunuch Lin, I order you now to pull this low-ranking grassroots aside!"

Xiao Linzi looked at the owner's sweetheart, "..."

The full-headed monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, no, why did you pull him aside, His Royal Highness?Could it be that he is more... handsome than you?

"Don't hurry up!"

Zhen'er glared at him.

"Old slave..."

Kobayashi blinked, just about to speak.

Then he saw a row of mighty and majestic dogs coming up behind Xiaocong and Tofu, their grinning posture seemed to protect the master, and his hairs stood on end in fright.

"His Royal Highness, the old slave feels that it is better not to be too arrogant when you are in someone else's territory. Besides, the emperor and the owner of the field are..."

"Ah, ah, it's scary! It's scary! I'm most afraid of dogs!"

In the next second, the little person in front of him disappeared like the wind.

Xiao Cong, "..." Pervert!Better than him!

Eunuch Lin, "..." The corners of his mouth twitched.

The two looked at a certain prince who was trembling while holding the tofu in his arms, and clenched his fists tighter and tighter.

Tofu looked at his brother in a daze, "..." I'm what my mother said now—was someone eating tofu?

Seeing his master doing such an embarrassing thing, Xiao Linzi wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

What is your integrity, Your Highness?Don't you usually play like a duck to water with the hounds?Pretending to be afraid of dogs now seems to be the same thing, no, it wasn't like this before, could it be... the spring heart has sprouted?

Xiao Linzi thought about looking at Tofu, oh my god... How many boys will this little doll harm when he grows up? His Royal Highness is far-sighted, starting from an early age.

His Royal Highness, who was holding the tofu, squinted his eyes in enjoyment: So comfortable, so comfortable, more comfortable than imagined, fragrant and soft, I really want to hold this piece of soft tofu forever.

After thinking about it, he suddenly wanted to hide this piece of tofu, and no one was allowed to see it, not even Tofu's brother!

"Hey!"

Eat my punch!
At this moment, Xiao Cong, who saw his sister being taken advantage of, blushed with anger, stretched out his hand and punched him.

Seeing the situation, Xiao Linzi immediately opened his eyes wide in fright, and at the very moment, he reflexively rushed over to block the punch.

"Ah~"

A scream was accompanied by flying whisks.

Tofu was so frightened that he covered his mouth and couldn't help taking a step back. Xiaocong also slowly withdrew his fist in surprise.

In fact, he just wanted to scare the prince, but he didn't expect someone to actually come up...

Xiaolinzi: See how good my acting skills are when the empress and I stay together every day?
"How dare you hit someone!"

Seeing a flash of shame on Xiao Cong's face, Zhen'er rolled her eyes, and then shielded the tofu behind her back, accusing him righteously.

Knowing that she was ashamed, Xiao Cong took a step back, secretly hid her fist behind her back, looked at Eunuch Lin who was lying beside the corpse, lowered her eyes, and was about to step forward to help him up.

Looking at it, Zhen'er felt more complacent. A perfect plan was taking shape in his mind, so he said word by word, "Beating someone is punishable according to Changyi's law, you..."

"Wuuuuuu~ No, don't punish Brother Xiaocong..."

Unexpectedly, suddenly there was a sad cry of tofu behind him, soft and sticky, like a string of wind chimes jingling in the wind.

Zhen'er's chest froze, and she quickly turned to look at her, seeing the little girl carved in pink and jade in front of her at this moment rubbing her eyes with her two small fists, crying very sadly.

He became confused all of a sudden, and comforted her at a loss, "If you don't punish, you won't punish..."

But just as he wanted to touch her, he was pushed away by the tofu, and looked at him with tears streaming down his eyes while hiding, "You are a bad person, you are a bad person..."

Zhen'er's face turned pale, this time she was so frightened that she lost her soul, she wanted to take the opportunity to distract Xiao Cong and play with her alone, but it turned out to be self-defeating, what should I do?

"Sister Tofu, don't cry, manly man, one person does things and one person is responsible, I will go with them!"

When Xiao Cong heard her sister crying, she hurried over, pressed her shoulders solemnly, and helped her wipe away her tears, as if I would go and come back.

A certain father-in-law lying dead on the ground moved his lips and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Now it's all right, this black-bellied little prince can be regarded as under the pomegranate's skirt today, let him be smart again.

"Tofu~"

Zhen'er watched from the side, swallowed anxiously, and wanted to go up to explain to her again.

Tofu hugged the shallots and cried even louder.

The two brothers and sisters hugged each other, as if they were inseparable.

A certain His Royal Highness the crown prince is so anxious, and his psychological shadow is like a small river.

Tofu will definitely never take care of herself again in the future, and she will never take care of herself again. Looking at the pink and tender little girl, Zhen'er is about to cry before she knows it.

"Wow……"

Suddenly, all three of them burst into tears.

Only then did Mr. Xiaolin realize that something was wrong. This... If it attracts others, I don’t know if he thought he beat all three of them. How many heads does he have enough to chop off?
Thinking of this, Xiao Linzi quickly stood up in a panic, thinking about what to do, his eyes unexpectedly saw the mud on the side, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and there was it.

"His Royal Highness, the two ancestors, don't cry, the old slave has nothing to do, why don't we just smile and wipe away our grievances?"

After the words were finished, the three milk babies raised their heads together and looked at him with big innocent eyes blinking.

Eunuch Lin felt a lot of pressure for a while, but these three... one is the future emperor, the other is the richest man in the dynasty, and the other will be a beauty when he grows up. Judging by the posture of the prince, maybe And... the queen.

Xiao Linzi swallowed nervously, and calmly said to Xiao Cong and Tofu, "As long as you are willing to let the prince play mud with you, the old slave will not tell others that you beat me, okay?"

The words fall.

Zhen'er's eyes lit up, and it was the first time that she felt that this trash follower had some effect.

Seeing that his brother's crisis is about to be resolved, Tofu is happy, but the eyes he looks at Zhen'er are still full of hostility.

Zhen'er caught her gaze, lowered her head and pinched the corner of her clothes aggrievedly, like a young daughter-in-law who admits to being wrong.

"so be it."

Tofu said glutinously, looking at His Highness a certain prince with pursed mouth.

"it is good!"

When Zhen'er heard this, her eyes lit up and she jumped to the side of Tofu.

Xiao Cong looked at this clingy His Royal Highness with a dark face, feeling even more dissatisfied.

When she grows up, she must beat this person who wants to rob her sister to the ground.

His Royal Highness a certain prince: Tsk... whoever robs you of your sister, I am robbing your daughter-in-law.

So, the three milk babies squatted on the ground perfectly and played with mud.

"Sister Tofu, look at how loud I am!"

"Tofu, mine is louder!"

Tofu laughed through his tears as he watched Brother Xiao Cong and His Royal Highness the villainous prince throwing clay bowls, and the throws were louder and more lively than the competition.

She turned her head and asked, "Why don't you call me sister, you are older than me."

His Royal Highness a certain prince smiled slyly, "I will be your father in the future."

Onion, "?"

Tofu,"?"

Xiao Linzi was killed in battle, "..." Madam, look at the good son you have taught.

Waterside terrace.

The four of them are playing cards leisurely.

"Sister Xiaobai, I didn't expect to see you in the past few years. Your card skills have improved a lot~"

Lin Yan sat leaning on the Nanguan hat chair, and flirted with Gu Erbai with a flirtatious look.

Gu Erbai pretended not to see it, and glanced resentfully at the uncle next to her who had crushed her cards to death. If he didn't use some real skills, he would be covered in pancakes at night.

Gu Erbai thought carefully, sorted out the cards, and just when he was about to play the cards, he caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye... Where did the three mud monkeys come from!
Seeing her distracted, the three of them followed their gazes, and the cards in their hands were immediately blown into disorder by the wind.

"Daddy~mother~"

"Royal Father~ Concubine Mother~"

Not far away, three mud monkeys ran over ecstatically.

Seeing the situation, Gu Erbai twitched the corner of his mouth, as if realizing something, he quickly jumped up.

Reluctantly, a certain uncle ripped her off and pressed her tightly on the seat.

"..."

Facing each other, Ni Xiaocong and Ni Tofu hugged Gu Erbai's left leg, and the other hugged Gu Erbai's right leg, rubbing and rubbing, so intimate and eager.

Gu Erbai looked at his pleated skirt that was stained with mud, and his heart was full of bullshit. I call you Gu Yiqing, you have a cleanliness habit, so you pushed my old lady out to block the mud.

"Doesn't Madam like children? Last night, she hugged her son and daughter tightly and refused to let go. Now let you hug her enough."

Next to my ears, I heard a certain man's sinister and cold mellow voice, very much like a villain who must get revenge.

"!"

Gu Erbai silently gave him the middle finger in his heart, he didn't serve him all night last night, but he treated him like a pervert.

Fortunately, Lin Yan hid quickly and walked around behind the emperor, and a certain emperor knew his son's nature clearly, so he reached out and picked up the prince's back.

"Where did you get naughty again?"

Lin Yan fiddled with Xiao Wang's broken hair, said something troublesome, and then raised her chin at Gu Erbai, "Come...call me auntie."

Zhen'er heard the words, raised her head ignorantly, and stared blankly at Gu Erbai for a long time.

Gu Erbai also stared blankly at him for a long time, perfect...perfectly inherited the emperor's beauty.

Zhen'er: This pretty sister looks similar to Tofu, could it be...

"mother!"

A loud child's voice shook the waterside terrace.

Gu Erbai, "..."

Gu Yiqing gradually narrowed his eyes.

(Finish)

　Follow-up -

　　Zhen'er burst into tears when he left Jiacheng Manor. A certain mother-in-law couldn't bear to betray her daughter. Tofu stepped forward and wiped his tears, and softly whispered, "I'll wait for you to come back and play in the mud."

　　Zhen'er hugged her and refused to let go, "I don't want to play with mud, I just want to play with you."

　　The corner of a certain queen's mouth trembled, and she couldn't help dragging him away.

　　Twelve years later, when a handsome and extraordinary prince came to Jiacheng Manor again, what he saw was...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)