Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 458 Special episode [-]: A yellow dog came out of the wall

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Hello everyone, I am Ah Huang~
I heard that this year happens to be my birth year, and my silly and sweet little master specially rewarded me with a big bone in a leg of lamb, and asked me to send a blessing to everyone.

Ben is handsome, suave, suave, jade tree facing the wind, and the owner of the dog field. Seeing that the big sheep bone is really fat, strong and delicious, he reluctantly left his noble dog face and wish everyone a new year:

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof..."
Linglongmu is struggling to translate——

Your dear dog brother, I wish you all the new year, the male can grow stronger (fat) like Ah Huang, and the female can have five babies like my wife Xinggou.

The old ones can take care of their lives like an old lady, with a full house of children and grandchildren, and the young ones can successfully get rich like a little master, and hold their thighs tightly and never let go.

Single dogs... er, a "Single Dog Song" for these friends.

"Two orioles singing green willows, you don't have a girlfriend yet~ Two male and female rabbits walk side by side, you don't have a boyfriend yet..."

Cough cough cough, that fine dog called me to take care of the kids, that’s it, I wish you all a happy Chinese New Year and a prosperous Year of the Dog~
Linglongmu: ... Let's not talk about good luck, civilized you and me.

Ah Huang, who ran halfway with his hooves: Huh?No, why should I leave? Today I am the boss!
The little master handed the microphone-shaped sheep thigh bone to my hand and let me start my performance.

Then I will...

Hey, what is there to say? As a pampered, mighty and majestic dog with stories and experience, you have to learn a low-key and restrained excellent character, what?Little master, are you begging me hard?
Oh... well, then, Mr. Huang, I will briefly chat with you.

In fact, Gou Ge is too good to fit into the low-level group of dogs, and he has always felt very lonely, but there are always legends of Gou Ge in the rivers and lakes...

In Changyi 190, brother dog, I was born in a remote corner of the valley where no birds shit or chickens lay eggs. I lived a hard life with no last meal or next meal.

After Fang Fang was weaned from the milk, he changed from a little fat dog to a body that was getting thinner and thinner, just like the owner of the farm who wanted to go on a hunger strike when he couldn't see the little master.

What?What did you say!
eat shit...

Hehe, I slapped your face with a paw, do you think that a dog breed like Brother Gou who has received good food and higher education will be reduced to the same level as those mediocre dogs who can't keep up with the heat of eating shit?

Hey~
Before starting to recall the tragic experience of Brother Gou in the world, is it necessary to introduce to the shit-shoveling officers, Brother Gou's great achievements in Tiangong and his strong background?

Say it and scare you to death!
Have you heard of the Siberian Husky?Heh~ I can see at a glance that you haven't heard of it, it's okay, it's the same if you have heard of Erha.

It’s okay if you haven’t heard of Erha, it’s not me anyway.

Brother Gou is a Chinese pastoral dog with pure blood, rich hair and fine texture!
Because of his IQ, EQ, and appearance, he stands out from the crowd and stands out from the crowd, so he was elected as the leader among dogs by a group of ordinary pastoral dogs, among them Chu Weiyu.

Once led a village of puppies to be orderly, well-planned, well-coordinated, and caught two chicken thieves with deep routines!
As a result, he was praised by everyone in the village and provoked Zhenjun Erlang of Zhaohui Xinggong, who was looking for a god dog in Tiangong at this time, to fall in love with him. .

When Brother Gou heard it, his blood boiled, his ears pricked up, he was gearing up, and he was bound to win. Such a difficult task is the great cause that Brother Gou should do.

However, Brother Gou's originally muscular figure is comparable to that of other candidates...it seems a bit thin.

However, is Brother Gou the kind of fancy dog ​​who only depends on his appearance?cant……

During the selection days, Gou Ge, who is extremely intelligent, won all the other candidates in one fell swoop, and successfully became one of the two candidates for Erlang Zhenjun Shengou.

Ask me how I won it in one fell swoop?

There is a fee for this question, it's too confidential and esoteric, and it involves betraying Brother Gou's high IQ, oh... I have subscribed to the genuine version, so I will tell you.

It is to put the Siberian Snow Mastiff, which looks like a hairy, majestic, rebellious, and self-respecting dog, among a group of expensive dogs, and then encourage him to liberate his nature and play with them. The best thing is Guide them to scream louder than anyone else, and then they stretched their necks and howled, each of them became two...

Brother Gou still remembered that Erlangshen saw a group of silly dogs at that time, and the black-faced ones were exactly the same as the black-and-black brother beside me.

That's right, the brother next to me is blacker than charcoal. If he bites you in the middle of the night, you can't even find him.

It is said that this kind of dog is called a fine dog. It is a fighting dog that accompanied the old emperor to hunt and go to the battlefield since childhood. It is a brave and invincible fighting dog. Regardless of his style of painting, I heard that even when he was in the world, he died in the rescue.

A great achievement.

Its funeral is so solemn that no dog in the world can surpass it so far.

One is an invincible, loyal and brave royal breed, and the other is a thin yellow-haired Chinese pastoral dog that catches chicken thieves.

Anyone can see that there is a distance of 1 little masters and the field owner.

So, it!
Male Spaniel.

He is the biggest threat to me in this competition.

The cunning and clever dog brother planned a seamless strategy, and at the last step, he was completely passed.

What?mean?

Bah, the disparity is so big, fair and honest competition will definitely not work, it must be dark...

young man.

But I never expected it~
Brother Gou, I often walk by the river. How can I not get my shoes wet? If I walk too much at night, I will always see ghosts. People will miss their hands, and horses will stumble...

In short, before I had time to make a move, I was actually overwhelmed by that damn black egg!

That little bitch of the dog, actually took advantage of Brother Gou's sleep in the middle of the night and got thirsty to add saliva, and put crotons in the water, but when Brother Gou competed the next day...

The smell of dog feces was so stinky that the fairies in the ninth heaven could not smell it anymore, and Zhenjun Erlang even kicked me off the sky.

It's all because I was too young back then, I couldn't see clearly whether it was a human or a dog...

But fortunately, Brother Gou, I am blessed with a great life, and I should not die. I fell to Lingshi Mountain, sucked a little spiritual energy, and Shi Shiran woke up again. He didn't die completely, only half dead. When he woke up...

My dear dog mother, guess what I saw!
In front of the vast cave, covered with white snow, stood a man with not too luxuriant hair and not too cold face—a noble snow wolf with firm limbs, standing against the wind, staring directly at the Lingshi Patriarch on Lingshi Mountain with shining eyes.

I've heard it in the sky long ago, that the Fengqing Shangxian of the Sirius Palace has been infatuated with the ancestor of the Lingshi for thousands of years and does not regret it. He is willing to turn into a snow wolf in the lower realm and accompany the ancestor of the Lingshi every year. Met by him!
Brother Gou has never conquered anyone in his life, even if he applied for the god dog of Zhenjun Erlang, it was just to eat the big bones that the world paid tribute to every day.

But for this legendary god of war, Feng Fengfeng, he admired him so much that he was fascinated by it.

When I saw it today, I was even more impressed by its beautiful appearance and desolate temperament. With a plop, I couldn't help but knelt down behind Snow Wolf.

How can the rumors of people in the world sum up what he saw now!
However, Shangxian Fengqing just glanced at himself lightly, as if he didn't see anything, and continued to look at the ancestor of Lingshi.

After all, he is just... a lost dog!
But God of War saved me!Father God of War, I will be your dog for the rest of my life!

Brother Gou, I was full of mourning in my heart, crying bitterly. When I met an idol, I couldn't help crying out the sad experience of being so miserable that I finally PKed out a lot of famous dogs, but in the end I was blacked out by Heidanzi.

I don't know if Brother Gou is exaggerating his ability in describing himself, or if his life experience is a bit miserable.

Shangxian Fengqing was finally moved.

But...the appearance seemed to be that he thought he was too noisy, and he stretched out his hand to conjure up an illusion.

Brother Gou, I was puzzled, and looked up, what is that in the illusion?A bitch?
Brother Gou, I hate this kind of black egg the most now!Both male and female hate it!Don't want to see any of them.

What does Shangxian show me this mean?Could it be that you want me to marry a wife and have children, start a family and start a career, and forget the pain?

That is absolutely impossible!

Brother Dog, I died with hatred... No, I still have a breath, just to kill that black bastard one day and avenge my sin. It is absolutely impossible to think about leaving the ranks of single dogs at this time. It is so unscrupulous thing.

Moreover, even if she wanted to, she would never marry a dog from the black-danzi race!
Huh?wrong……

Brother Gou was thinking about it bitterly, when he suddenly saw a male fine dog walking over in the picture, he took a closer look, it was not that despicable little dog that pissed him off!

I'm barking!

He actually became the god dog next to Zhenjun Erlang, his third eye was opened, woo woo woo~ Opening the sky eye has always been the wish of Brother Gou, and now that insidious puppy has succeeded!Brother Gou can't wait to pluck his dog hair...

Wait, what is he doing?
Don't you usually like to pretend to be serious? How come when you come to the side of the bitch, you become so head-shaking, showing a strong figure, and a flattering face, and showing off your eyes in front of her from time to time?
Is it possible...

Seeing the situation, Brother Gou stared at him, and boldly guessed that this bitch is Heidanzi's best friend!

But it's not like, the bitch looks sleepy, as if she doesn't want to talk to Heidanzi.

Otherwise...it's unrequited love haha ​​unrequited love!
Brother Gou looked at Heidanzi's disgusting appearance, and was so happy that he was rolling and kicking in the snow. Brother Gou's smart milk bag... his head, finally had an epiphany!
It turned out that Shangxian was pointing out a way for himself to take revenge. In his career, Brother Gou lost to that vile and sinister dog. In love, Brother Gou wanted to call him a black egg covered in bruises, and he was in so much pain!

Hook his sweetheart over, take it as his own, and occupy it all day long!
This is not a problem at all for the dog brother who was given the title of "little prodigal son in love".

So Brother Gou bid farewell to Shangxian Fengqing with a thousand thanks, and said a lot of nonsense such as this life's favor and future retribution.

Before leaving, Shangxian Fengqing, who didn't want to say anything the whole time, suddenly called Brother Gou. The excited Brother Gou jumped on all fours and his tail was obedient.

Unexpectedly, Shangxian just asked Brother Gou to sit beside him for a while.

But even so, Brother Gou was also excited, and there was a deep feeling of pity and admiration for Shangxian Fengqing in his heart. In order to win the favor of his sweetheart, he did not hesitate to give up his glory, wealth and honor. Waiting at the foot of the snow mountain, it must be very lonely...

When I thought of this, Brother Gou, I saw that the Lingshi Patriarch on Lingshi Mountain suddenly turned on Fengqing Shangxian, and then, a deep smile appeared on Fengqing Shangxian's cool and handsome face .

"..."

Brother Gou felt abused at the time.

Ancestor Lingshi, this is obviously a hint of 'Among you, I like you more'.

It turned out that Shangxian Fengqing was still a scheming wolf, and he let himself sit here, not to accompany him, but to set off his handsome and handsome figure, and...

I'll be good, Brother Gou, I turned my eyes away from Fengqing Shangxian's private place, thinking to myself that if this ancestor of Lingshi became a woman of Shangxian, he would definitely be fascinated every day~
But this spirit stone patriarch is also really powerful, he can actually turn the head of the first god of the nine heavens, Gou, it seems that if he wants to be the dog of God of War's father, he must first please her~
Brother Gou thought about it a lot, and finally he was wronged and reluctantly looked at Fengqing Shangxian and Lingshi Patriarch, the loving couple, and secretly swore that if the dog had an afterlife, he would be their only dog .

Then, Brother Gou started his sneaky cock crowing "dog stealing" thing, stealing other people's wives, no...not other people's wives, but at most a person he likes.

It's just that the bitch, who looks disillusioned, restrained, and even a little autistic, is indeed a different bitch.

She was not tempted by Gou Ge's outstanding appearance, nor was she interested in Gou Ge's humorous teasing jokes, and she didn't want to hear how he caught chicken thieves in the world, and even Gou Ge used his trump card , raising her leg to shine a sharp weapon, she didn't even move...

There seemed to be a bit of disdain in his eyes.

bold!Brother Gou's object is magnificent among all the dog brothers!

Hey, anyway, in order to make this dog girl happy, Brother Gou has tried his best to tease girls. The process is so painful that it is difficult to describe it, and he has to hide from black eggs. Is it easy?
It was not easy, so Brother Gou decided to give up conquering this difficult mountain.

But before you give up, you must step on that black guy first, so Brother Gou revealed all the nasty things he did during the selection period, and by the way, he sold a wave of misery, detailing how he harmed him miserable……

Unexpectedly, halfway through the speech, the spiritless eyes of the little dog suddenly looked at him with sparkling eyes.

Brother Gou was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the bitch must have heard her tragic experience, and her maternal instincts became aroused, which aroused her desire to protect!

Wait, protective?

"Have you met the master?"

It was rare for the fine dog to stand up, and it was half a dog's head taller than him, staring at him with burning eyes, as bright as a titanium alloy dog's eyes.

Brother Gou was so frightened that he fell down, reclined with his ecstasy body, turned around with his clever mind, and immediately understood everything.

It turns out that this female dog was once the companion dog of the Sirius Palace—Shangxian Fengqing. It must be because Shangxian Fengqing went down to court and left her alone in Tiangong, lonely and cold, causing her to miss her master and become ill. I can't lift my spirits, unless it is about the topic of Shangxian Fengqing!
No wonder she saw her sharp weapon so contemptuously just now, it turns out that a dog is better than a wolf, and the dog is pissed to death.

And Shangxian Fengqing sent him here, but he was just ordering him, a loyal, brave, mighty, strong, intelligent dog, to rescue his little dog!

Brother Gou thought, his mood at that time was the same as getting a key full of dog bones, and he nodded to Xigou with tears in his eyes, "Yes, lady, Shangxian Fengqing sent me here Marry you, he said that you are not allowed to be sad like this!"

Because of this sentence, Xigou burst into tears at that time, threw herself into brother's arms very shyly, and married brother Gou happily the next day.

Xiaoxian'e from all over the world heard the news and came to celebrate.

On the wedding night, Heidanzi fainted from crying at the bottom of the steps, unable to get away even if he was beaten. Brother Gou looked at him, and laughed so loudly, the beautiful dog was lying in his arms, and the villain stepped on him.
Just didn't expect...

Xiu Enai dies quickly, this sentence is true!

Brother Gou, ever since I married a fine dog, I have raised my eyebrows all day long, respecting each other like a guest, you and me, and love and affection.

Go to the world to pick flowers in full bloom in spring, go to the fields in summer to listen to the singing of cicadas and frogs, go to the orchard in autumn to gnaw fruitful fruits, and go to the hills to watch the stars in the sky in winter...

Finally completely angered Heidanzi who was named Xiaotiangou,

On a dark and windy night, Xiao Tianquan used the soul lock to end Brother Gou's dog's life at once while he was going to catch fireflies for Xigou.

Brother Gou was demoted to the earth, and he was reincarnated for a hundred generations, and he never saw the puppy again.

Maybe she has remarried to the famous Xiaotiangou now, maybe she didn't care that she was gone, anyway, she was just married by order.

But Brother Gou really fell in love with Xinggou.

(End of this chapter)