Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 441 I'm lucky

It's just that this dream...is a bit mysterious and deformed, it doesn't match the pure her at all.

In the dream, as soon as she opened her eyes, she seemed to come to a mountain forest with verdant trees and dense jungle, surrounded by partridges and crowing, naughty monkeys playing on the swings, and a hundred flowers blooming, refreshing and full of vitality.

On the top of the mountain, there are wisps of green smoke, which can't be seen without end. Smelling should be the sandalwood burned when worshiping Buddha, which shows that there is either Taoism or Buddhism on the top of the mountain.

But these don’t matter, the most important thing is——she heard the sound of babbling, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, from the depths of the jungle again. .

It's really degrading.

Gu Erbai's eyelids twitched inadvertently, and he reflected on himself. Why does this kind of scene happen to her every time? Could it be that she is eager for something?

Hehehe, how is it possible.

She is pure like a blank sheet of paper...

Wait, why is she lying in the bushes in a wretched position, looking out?

Realizing this, Gu Erbai bit his finger, trembled behind him, and quickly patted his forehead to wake up.

Unexpectedly, just as she was about to turn around, she heard the heroine of the Harmonious Movement behind her screaming in a 'miserable' voice while calling her in a very decent and elegant way, "It's Mrs. Gu, please from the village."

"..."

Gu Erbai's escaping footsteps stopped immediately, in the village?
She raised her head and looked at the smoky mountaintop by accident, and suddenly thought of the Mengshenjun that Mumu told herself before falling asleep, and vaguely remembered that she and Lin Yan had heard about the master-student relationship in the alchemy village in Putuo Temple before. No way... These two harmonious people are the masters and apprentices of Yichi Taoist and Jiuchi Taoist in the Alchemy Village?
"It's down."

Unexpectedly, a charming female voice came, Gu Erbai was so frightened that he stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and walked towards the cottage in a well-behaved manner.

These days, Taoists are quite good at having fun. Don't they prick people in the woods?
Just thinking like this, I heard two voices of domestic violence in the jungle of the Harmony Movement, "Give me Jiu Chi, hurry up, what do you mean if you haven't given it for so long?!"

"The master is so shy, how can the apprentice give it?"

"Ah...you want to kill someone!"

"Create man."

"..."

Such a large-scale speech made Gu Erbai's face flushed, his heart beating, he swallowed his saliva, and his steps hurriedly accelerated.

Obviously I am still a child, why does the world treat a simple child like this.

"Ah~"

After an unknown amount of time, accompanied by an ecstatic female voice, the turbulent movement in the woods finally stopped.

At that time, Gu Erbai was so bored in the Alchemy Village that he was about to fall asleep.

Was she going to sleep again in her own dream?
But to her surprise, it was not Yichi Laodao and Mengshenjun who broke the tragedy of being alone in the living room, but Yingtan.

Yingtan came in with a pot of tea, and greeted her with a smooth manner, "I've been waiting for a long time, I hope Mrs. Gu will forgive me, master and junior are picking mushrooms at the foot of the mountain, please wait patiently."

When Gu Erbai heard this, he almost rolled off his chair, picking mushrooms... Taoist Yichi was indeed picking mushrooms.

"What's wrong with Mrs. Gu? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Oh, misunderstood." Gu Erbai quickly sat down firmly, put on a dignified and elegant appearance, and asked humbly, "I heard that your junior brother is very powerful and proficient in spells, so I'm coming back..."

"No problem at all."

Yingtan interrupted her questioning, picked up the tea and sipped it leisurely, exhaled softly through his nose, "The master is not reliable, but the younger brother is still very reliable."

Gu Erbai's eyelids twitched, and he didn't understand what it meant to be an unreliable master, but he was afraid that if he asked too much, his mouth would appear broken, so he didn't say anything.

However, from just now to now, it can be seen that this old-fashioned master has failed quite a lot.

Looking at her confused face that was pretending to be calm, Ying Tan couldn't help but smile.

According to the instructions of the master, she must never be told about the ineffectiveness of the Soul Eater Pill. I don't know whether the master is afraid of damaging her image in Madam Gu's heart, or is afraid that Madam Gu will know the current state of the host.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help asking, "Madam Gu has been away from the host for so long, do you miss the host?"

"..." Gu Erbai stopped drinking tea unexpectedly, so long?how long……

Isn't it an afternoon?

Oh~ She remembered that she saw on the post bar in the evening that Lin Yan had only disappeared for three days in modern times and had already spent two years in ancient times, so she disappeared for half a day... Isn't it several months?

"I think, I want to die."

A certain little woman responded exaggeratedly, if she really hadn't seen Uncle Qing for several months, then she would have a hard time.

"Oh, the owner wants to die too."

Yingtan smiled lightly, with a pun, pursing his lips as if satisfied.

"Ah."

Gu Erbai smiled politely and nodded, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Yichi's master and apprentice walking slowly towards the living room, and quickly stood up. Unexpectedly, there was really a basket of mushrooms on the back of Jiuchi Taoist.

"When the honored guests come, the alchemy village is full of brilliance."

When Taoist Yichi entered the village, he walked up to her with a smile and held her hand affectionately.

"Madam Gu, don't leave tonight, the old Taoist will cook the best stewed chicken with mushrooms for Madam later."

Gu Erbai refused reflexively, but before she could refuse, Linglongmu heard the name of the dish '噗' and flew out of her ear, "Okay, okay! Chicken stew with mushrooms! Chicken stew with mushrooms!"

"..." The pig followed anyway.

"It's really troublesome..."

"Just call me a foot."

Old Daoist Yichi kindly pulled her to sit down, turned to Jiuchi and said coldly, "Hurry up and wash the mushrooms."

Gu Erbai looked at her suddenly fierce posture, and immediately stood in awe, shattering the previous thought that she was a failure as a master.

How can this be so flexible, just now... now there is a row of stern masters, why is she being bullied to death by Uncle Qing?
"Madam Gu, don't be surprised. This disciple must teach like this, and others are different. If you say that the old Taoist is respectful in front of the host."

"..."

After hearing this, Gu Erbai couldn't help staring at her round eyes, how did she know what she was thinking?
That's right, she was discovered at the foot of the mountain just now without making a sound.

Old Daoist Yichi patted her hand and smiled, "Since Madam has entered this dream, there is nothing to hide."

"it is good."

Gu Erbai nodded bluntly, "Then... when will we discuss the way back?"

"There's no need to discuss it, my evil... good boy has already researched the way."

Old Taoist Yichi smiled reassuringly, and made her a cup of green tea with the spring leaves.

"So fast!"

"Mainly under the supervision of this Dao."

The main reason is that her mandala pills are too troublesome to develop, and they can't supply the dosage for the owner, so she picks up a small leather whip every day to beat a certain villain, threatening and luring.

The best way is to abstain from his desires, then he will be dissatisfied, he will study diligently day and night, no, he has finally researched thoroughly, so this desire... also came, and even the mushrooms landed fiercely. Don't let go.

Gu Erbai drank his tea in peace, and from the corner of his eye, he looked at Taoist Yichi's side face vaguely, thinking that this Taoist's face was too thin, and he would turn red with just a little praise.

Taoist Yichi, "..."

"coming."

At this time, a very cold and magnetic voice came leisurely from outside the door.

As soon as Gu Erbai raised his head, he saw that Mengshen Jun had already put on a red dress and came gracefully. He was really more charming than a woman.

There are servants holding jade bowls behind them, serving dishes in an orderly manner.

The Yichi old man squinted his eyes to see how coquettish his evil disciple was. Could it be that he wanted to eat and drink enough to bully his master and exterminate his ancestors again?
Nine feet Taoist raised his head, and shot a certain teacher directly with a frivolous look in his cold eyes.

Yi Chi Lao Dao secretly lowered his head, but he still didn't shoot enough.

Gu Erbai's fingers holding the teacup were a little unsteady, because the two of them wanted to discharge electricity through her, and she was numb on the outside and numb on the inside.

"Madam Gu, let's have a meal. The simple tea and light food in the cottage are not as exquisite as the delicacies of your family, so just make up for it."

The old Taoist Yichi collected his mind, and respectfully stretched out his hand to beg.

Gu Erbai raised his eyebrows, looked at the delicious food on the table, and walked over with a face full of embarrassment, have you ever seen someone eat in a dream?
She has seen, in Ah Shuan's comics, one night, Ah Shuan dreamed that he ate a lot of delicious stinky tofu in his dream, and then found that his stinky socks were gone after dawn...

Thinking of this, she touched her stomach.

"Hehe~"

Just as Gu Erbai was thinking, Yingtan let out a hearty laugh, "Madam Gu is really interesting, no wonder the host is looking for death for the beautiful woman..."

In the middle of speaking, Shengsheng was stared back by Yichi old man.

Gu Erbai touched the white-faced steamed bun, and looked at the two of them strangely.

(End of this chapter)