Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 434 Erlang God Comes to Touch Yuebaishi

Yue Baishi withdrew his eyes leisurely, and continued to draw circles with his head bowed sullenly.

My God, it seems that Dalong and Erlong really know countless women, and they know the bathing time of women so well. This princess has been in the bath for half an hour, so she must be drowning!
"Princess~Princess, how are you? Princess?"

Yue Baishi tentatively yelled a few words, but no one answered.

Only a round of clear moon hangs high above the mountain on the left, motionless.

"Hey……"

The little girl sighed in frustration.

So if Sirius comes, I have to tell him—wait, I have to wait for the princess to finish the bath?Are you sure you won't get spanked?

Just as he was thinking, the sound of very fine footsteps came from a distance.

The dead tree branch that Yuebaishi was drawing circles gradually stopped, and his ears pricked up by accident, it would not be so coincidental to say that Cao Cao is here, and Sirius is coming, right?

But why does this sound of footsteps seem... so sneaky and sneaky, it doesn't look like a Sirius, usually when he molested himself, he would be aboveboard~
No... I rely on it!Thinking of this, Yue Baishi's pupils shrunk. Could there really be a thief who peeped at the princess taking a shower?

I have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck!

Adhering to the strategic principle of "the enemy does not move, I do not move", Yue Baishi quietly held his breath, even restrained the light around him, and waited for the appearance of the master with all his attention.

She would like to see, who is so divine, so courageous enough to peek at the princess of Luanfeng Palace taking a bath, is it because she has lived too long, or does she think that Immortal Ziwei is really a vegetarian?
Gradually, gradually, the sound of the silent footsteps getting closer and closer.

Yue Baishi's vigilance also reached a critical point, because with her keen sense of smell, this person is [-]% not a Sirius, and the smell on her body is very mixed.

The heavy footsteps are obviously a man's shape, but the body is mixed with the smell of the daughter's rouge and gouache, which is particularly pungent in the air. At first glance, it seems to be from some woman's bed and boudoir, just hanging out.

What made her particularly nervous was that this person really came prepared, because she had already deeply felt that Grandma Dachunshu and the brothers and sisters around her fell into a deep sleep from the initial light sleep, and it was obvious that they had been hit by some spell. The curse must have been cast on purpose by this person.

"crunch~"

There was the sound of crushing fallen leaves, and within a short while, the figure under the dense fog gradually appeared.

Yuebaishi looked over vigilantly, the shadowy figure was about five feet tall, wearing a blue shirt and silver armor, with thousand layers of iron leather on his feet, holding...a big black dog in his hand!

Damn, isn't this Erlang God?What is he here for?Didn't he have an affair with Xiangnv?

Could it be that he secretly coveted the princess?This flowery carrot...

No, Yuebaishi rolled his eyes nervously, remembering the last time he heard the conversation between him and Xiangnv in the plantain forest in Yaochi Lake, it was full of obscene language, which was irritating to the eyes and ears.

It sounds like an experienced love prodigal, I am afraid that there is no such thing as emotion or emotion, like or dislike, and I want to fall in love when I see a good-looking one...

A peerless appearance like the princess will naturally attract people's attention, but he is too bold, didn't he ask about the princess's net worth first before he became lustful?
"Wang~"

The roaring dog that the man was holding in his hand squatted on the ground and barked like a demonstration, not knowing what ghost he wanted to express, but Yue Baishi was so frightened that his expression froze, he quickly came back to his senses, and looked at him vigilantly.

What should she do now?Tell Lin Yan?But now she should be naked and careless, and if she gets up rashly, she will definitely be seen by this apprentice, in case she loses to him by force again...

Then it's over, you can't call it, you can't call it.

Yuebaishi was anxious like a headless chicken, and when he calmed down, his heart was still pounding.

Wait, why is this Erlang God standing there motionless?
Could it be that before committing a crime, the conscience discovers that one must carefully consider the consequences?
That's right, the status of a princess is extraordinary, and he, who only guarded the Tianmen for one term, is really not afraid of being thrown into the eighteenth level of hell after this incident, and he will never be able to recover forever?

When ordinary people stand on the verge of committing crimes, as long as someone pulls them back, there is still a high chance of turning back.

Yue Baishi thought about it, and nodded in agreement.

In Tianhe, Lin Yan, surrounded by the enveloping voice, was still humming a little bathing song happily, like a duck in water.

That little slut, Ziwei, who is so filial to his mother, sees that he can't find a warm bed after he comes back, so anxious to kill him, he is crazy.

Finally, the man standing far under the big toon tree began to break the silence and slowly walked towards the Tianhe embankment.

Yue Baishi was shocked, and hurriedly spoke to dissuade, "Don't come over!"

As soon as the sound fell, Erlangshen really stopped in his tracks as predicted.

Yue Baishi reckoned that he was frightened, and a trace of anticipation rose in his heart, so he adjusted his voice and continued.

"Zhenjun, you should think about it. I heard that there is a reason why the Jade Emperor punished you to guard the Nantian Gate. Do you think it is because of your usual depraved style? After all, you are also the nephew of the Queen Mother. As for this tragic end? ? So...you have to learn a lesson, you can't make a wrong step..."

"Wow~"

"Hahaha~"

Before Yuebaishi could finish speaking, she was interrupted by a jubilant dog barking and hearty laughter. Although she still didn't understand dog language, she could hear a sense of complacency from the man's laughter.

"It's really hard to find a place to find, and it doesn't take much effort to get it. I am worried about how to find your moon white stone from thousands of stones, but I don't want you to be the first to expose it. Listening to this panicked tone, yes You know what I'm here for, are you afraid?"

Erlang Shen leisurely let go of the roaring dog in his hand, and sneered with a smug smile, "Go back to the palace, I don't need you here anymore."

"Wang!"

The Xiaotian dog was ordered to disappear.

Yue Baishi froze suddenly, "..." Wait, what do you mean by that?
What do you mean... come to her?

Could it be that he didn't come to spy on the princess taking a bath, but came to find her?

What are you looking for her for?Do they know each other?
Almost instantly, Yue Baishi's brain seemed to be back to blood, and he suddenly thought of the conversation between Xiangnu and Erlangshen at the Pantao Banquet. Get your hands dirty!
Holding the grass... I was too nervous about the safety of the princess just now, and I forgot about it.

This is how to do?
Thinking back and forth in his mind, before he knew it, Erlang God had already walked to her side, looking at her with a complacent and treacherous expression.

Yue Baishi was stared at by his naked eyes, and couldn't help but shuddered down his spine.

What to do, how to deal with it?
"Hey——a cold stone, it's really frustrating."

No, after Erlangshen looked at it for a long time, he said something with laziness and disdain.

"right……"

Before she finished answering, Erlang Shen continued to belittle her.

"It's the way of heaven and reincarnation. I think he was born as an invincible and beloved god of war. He possessed all the best things in the world without any effort. Unexpectedly, in the end, he fell in love with a piece of Tianhe with a humble status. stone."

"Little Shitou, I should thank you, Master Benzhen.

If it weren't for your appearance, I would feel that this world is simply too unfair. Why should he be so glamorous all his life without any weaknesses?

But it will be different in the future, when you, an unknown Tianhe stone in the Nine Heavens, marry into the Sirius Palace, it will become an eternal stain on him.

When Ben Zhenjun thinks about the woman I slept with, which one is not more noble than a Tianhe stone like you that has been trampled under his feet, he feels that he is finally proud. "

"It's funny to say, don't blame me for taking you by force today, if it wasn't for that troublesome Xiangnv, who threatened me again and again to destroy your virginity, and treat you as an inferior thing that is not even considered a fairy , really tarnished the name of this true gentleman..."

"Why don't you talk anymore? Didn't you talk a lot just now, and now you agree? That's right, a lowly brat like you, who finally tried his best to hook up with God, of course he should burn incense and worship his ancestors, complacent, What are other people's gossip? Anyway... they are all facts, aren't they?"

According to Xiangnv's instructions before coming here, Erlang God used the most ugly words in the world to insult her. In fact, thinking about Yue Baishi's transformation into a human being, he was still a pitiful little beauty, but he was a little bit reluctant.

"From tomorrow onwards, I will not be Tianheshi."

The atmosphere of silence spread, and after an unknown amount of time, Yue Baishi finally spoke the first sentence.

A simple sentence, but with a bit of sour feeling.

(End of this chapter)