Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 414
"Xian, Xianjun, how can you do this?!"

Yue Baishi, who was touched by him just now, was full of small faces, and his sorrow instantly condensed into a flower.

"How?"

Immortal Ziwei flicked her sleeves, looked sideways drunk, and breathed out mixed with the smell of the soil in the back garden, all of which had a strong aroma of wine. The pained look on Bandit Yu's face deepened, and she looked like a child who was bullied.

"It's just betraying my brother's beauty... Oh, forget it, it's okay, it's very smart, it's a good thing to stab a brother in both sides."

Seeing the pain on his face, Yuebaishi pouted her aggrieved mouth, and was too embarrassed to say anything, silently smashed her teeth and swallowed in her stomach, she must ask how Sirius seduced her when she went back, and if he was winking , dare to move your mouth to try...

"Hand in the ribs?"

Xianjun Ziwei stretched out her hand unsteadily to float the cup on the ground, and patted the bottom of the pot with an empty hand, the smile on her lips became even more insolent.

Yue Baishi wanted to help him get some wine, but found that he was frowning at the empty flagon, suddenly lowered his voice, and approached her mysteriously.

"It's not because I found out that he and you, Xiao Shitou... are doing shameful things.

I threatened her, so he agreed to seduce Baihua, otherwise... Do you think Sirius is willing to look at Baihua more?

That's impossible, Sirius is too perverted, he only likes stones, in his previous and present lives, he only liked stones. "

"!"

After the man's words fell, Yue Baishi's eyes widened, completely startled.

What do you mean by Xian, Xianjun?

Could it be that the Sirius, the moon, and the black wind were so high on the Tianhe River in the past...then her night, the battle situation was all peeped by the fairy? !Oh my god... No way, she's going to be shameless and embarrassing!
Yuebaishi covered his face in embarrassment, and never looked at him again, biting his red lips, "Xianjun...why do you still have this habit?"

Do not see evil, do not listen to evil, do not approach evil...

As the little woman thought about it, her lively and bright face twisted into a black-hearted witch, and her shameful soul waved its evil wings tremblingly.

What should I do, should I drag Immortal Ziwei to the backyard and slaughter her!That way no one will know her secret!

No one will ever know again!

But... hehe.

Xianjun only needs one finger to throw her to Tianhe to be with Xiaotiangou.

Or... call Sirius up, and give him together... Kacha!
Yuebaishi smiled treacherously, cutting off the lifeblood with his hands, as if thinking of that picture, showing two rows of glutinous rice, and shrugged shruggingly.

I don't want to, I was suddenly slapped on the shoulder by a man, and I was so frightened that I came back, "What hobby?"

Xianjun Ziwei lowered her eyebrows, her cheeks were flushed, and she looked at her suspiciously.

"No, nothing."

Yue Baishi felt guilty, and her mind went blank for a while, she only prayed that she would not have the tragic ending of Xiao Tiangou.

Ziwei Xianjun looked at the little girl inexplicably, and couldn't help raising a finger in dissatisfaction, "Brother Qing and I were playing chess, you broke into the hall and took off your clothes in front of us, you can blame me Is it? Let’s talk about it… I only took one look, and then I was kicked out by Brother Qing…”

"!"

After hearing his intermittent and uneven accusations, Yue Baishi was completely stunned. What did she hear?
In front of Sirius and Xianjun, broke into the hall and took off his clothes? !

Haha, how is this possible, Immortal Ziwei must be drunk.

Yue Baishi thought it was funny, got up and dragged him, "Well, Xianjun, you are drunk, why don't we go in and drink some hangover soup."

"You go, I don't go, anyway, no matter where you go, you will be sad."

Immortal Ziwei frowned, waved her long sleeves, and shook her head in a large arc several times. The jade crown on the top of her head fell down, and the three thousand black hair spread out to reflect the autumn moon, shining brightly, and her figure was depressed.

Yue Baishi was dazed for a moment in amazement, his eyes flashed, almost thinking that he would be blown away by the wind in the next second, so he stretched out his hand reflexively.

"Xianjun, Xianjun, be careful."

"It's okay~"

Yuebaishi staggered to support him, and suddenly felt a cold wind blowing in the depths of the plantain forest, and bursts of dark breath pierced the spine.

Misty grass, this familiar formula, familiar taste, surprised Yue Baishi quickly let go, turned around with a sincere smile, and then... there was nothing behind him.

Call ~
The little woman breathed a sigh of relief concisely, and rolled her eyes. It turned out that it wasn't Sirius who came to 'catch the rape'. That jealous jar left too much psychological shadow on herself.

But why is there an inexplicable gust of wind in the backyard of Yaochi?Could it be that Xiangnv and Erlangshen have not left in collusion, waiting for Yin himself?
Oh my god, thinking about it, Yuebaishi pressed close to Ziwei Xingjun.

The wind blew harder.

Yue Baishi swallowed in horror, "Well, Lord Xing, do you think you can beat Erlang Shen?"

Ziwei Xingjun touched his eyebrows and smirked, "I can knock them both down with one hand."

"The star king is mighty!"

Yue Baishi reliably gave him two thumbs up.

Ziwei Xingjun looked down at her, frowning deeper, and waved his hands as if you were wrong.

"Be careful, little stone, you must bury your admiration for me deeply in your heart, otherwise Brother Qing will dig out your eyeballs when he sees your eyes now, and it will cause me to be misunderstood by Yan'er. "

Three black lines were drawn on the moon white stone, "..." Mr. Xing, you seem to be thinking too much.

"Eh? Ben...why did I seem to smell Yan'er just now? Little Stone, did you smell it?"

Immortal Ziwei said, holding on to the pillar suspiciously, with loose and scorching eyes, she looked earnestly at the place where the plantain grove was shaking, with an eager look on her face, which made Yuebaishi feel almost motherly.

This poor child, a majestic emperor ordered by a fairy, needs a woman to torture him like this.

"Xianjun, I didn't hear it. You are probably suffering from lovesickness and hallucinations."

"Correct."

Immortal Ziwei stood there blankly for a long time, staring intently, with an infatuated expression, looking at the plantain forest that gradually calmed down, slowly dimming, until the loneliness in his eyes could no longer be concealed, and the fragility burst out, "Yan Er, Yan'er doesn't want me anymore, and my life is meaningless."

"what……"

Yuebaishi also fell into grief. From the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Immortal Ziwei suddenly smashing the wine cup angrily, picked up one of the fragments and cut off her wrist, causing her pupils to constrict instantly.

"Xianjun Xianjun! Stop, you can't let it go!"

The little girl pounced on and struggled with the sharp fragment, looking around to see if there was anyone to call out to.

"Go away!"

Ziwei Xingjun pushed him away in displeasure, and no one could stop him with a look of death.

Yuebaishi's strength wanted to stop him, she almost hit the stone with a pebble, she panicked after a while.

At this time, it may be too late to run back and call Sirius, the most important thing is... I don't know where Xiangnu and Erlangshen are hiding, in case they are caught in the dark halfway.

How to do how to do……

"Xianjun, Xianjun, don't be too hard on yourself, everything is easy to handle when you are alive, but everything will be over once you die.

Otherwise, I'll help you pull the red line!Let me explain to Fairy Yan'er the misunderstanding between you and Fairy Baihua for you.

Tell her that what Baihua likes... is Sirius!Say that she was holding you tightly that time, and you couldn't break free, so she will forgive you, and then you can get back together! "

Thinking about it, Yuebaishi raised his hand in a hurry, and raised his hand, his face was full of will, and he stabilized the situation first.

"you?"

Sure enough, Ziwei Xingjun's attention was drawn away from cutting her wrist, but looking at the twitched eyebrows, it clearly showed that she had no trust in her. Not only did she not trust her, but she also murmured to herself in a clear and elegant voice, "You are so stupid!" ,is that useful?"

"..."

Yue Baishi's eyelids twitched, and he rolled up his sleeves and broke the jar, "It's just because I look stupid, that's why people choose to trust me and think that I can't tell lies. Which idiot have you ever seen tell a lie? "

Yuebaishi has completely ruined his reputation.

But the facts proved that this trick was really effective, and when the words fell, Immortal Ziwei stared at her and stopped talking, as if thinking about the credibility and feasibility of the words.

Yue Baishi pouted, and when his scalp felt numb from his eyes looking at how much pork could be sold for, Immortal Ziwei finally let go of the fragments in his hand, and nodded heavily, "Okay, you go. "

Seeing him let go of the murder weapon, Yue Baishi couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and said with a smile on his face, "Well, Xianjun, you go back to sober up first, and I'll help you clarify tomorrow."

"No!" After saying that, Ziwei Xingjun shook his head in dissatisfaction, "Go now!"

Yue Baishi was stunned for a moment, "Now, now...it's okay, but I haven't prepared my lines, why don't I go and tell Sirius first..."

"Going right now!"

There was a hint of anger in the man's deep voice, Yue Baishi trembled in fright, and saw a trace from his eyes... He looked at Xiao Tiangou's eyes just now, and was so frightened that he quickly raised his hands above his head.

"Okay, what are you talking about, go now!"

Ziwei Xingjun saw that she was obedient, so he smiled with satisfaction, and walked towards Yuebaishi with an elegant and moving voice, and patted the back of her neck very affectionately with his big palm, "Little Shitou, you must succeed immediately, otherwise, This lord will tell you to die for this lord to see."

"..."

Yue Baishi was terrified by his kind and sinister tone, and wanted to cry in his heart, but he still put on a fake smile and nodded.

It's just that she just wanted to raise her swearing hand, as if he promised to succeed immediately, but...

"what!"

In the distant sky, on the perfect parabolic trajectory, a heart-piercing howl of stone exploded again.

Ziwei Xianjun staggered and put his hand on his forehead, looked up at the starlight that disappeared into the night, and smiled cheerfully, "My lord, I seem to have seen Brother Qing's little moon, running so fast, and running again Where did you play?"

In the distant night sky——'ding~'

Yao Chi, flat peach banquet.

A faint sound that pierced the sky entered the ears empty, like an auditory hallucination.

Shangxian Fengqing stopped the movement of pouring wine, on the stern and clear outline, the eyebrow peak of the distant mountain was slightly frosty, "Yuehe."

When Yue and Xianweng heard the man's cold voice, they immediately felt that nothing good happened.

"What's the matter? My sister-in-law didn't come back at this hour, so she was in a hurry? Then you can't blame me, I rushed out to look for it just now, Si Ming, it was Si Ming who said that Ziwei happened to be going out to drink, and it was convenient to call back together."

Hearing this, Immortal Si Ming put down his wine cup and stared at him in dissatisfaction, "Tsk~ Yuehe, you are pushing the pot, am I right? You agree with this."

"Do I agree? I just..."

"What sound do you hear?"

The man interrupted the dispute between the two coldly, Yuehe Xianweng and Siming Xianjun heard the sound, looked at each other in blank dismay, and shook their heads together.

What voice, are you just kidding?

The two looked around inexplicably, and saw that he didn't seem to be joking, so they tried their best to listen. Apart from the warm and polite conversation in the banquet hall, and the singing of silk and bamboo in the dance arena, where is there any other sound?
Yue and Xianweng listened and looked at him suspiciously.

"Heard the voice again? Fengqing, don't scare me. I was asked a hundred and eighty times by Ziwei this night, did I hear the voice from Luanfeng Palace? Why are you also hallucinating?
No way?Ziwei has been left cold by the fairy for a while, and it is understandable for her to have hallucinations when she is drunk, you...sister-in-law just go out...for a stick of incense, right?Whoops, Feng Qing, I have to re-examine you! "

At the end of Yue and Xianweng's talk, they joked with a serious expression and raised their voices.

Siming Xianjun also took a look at him jokingly, "Wife slave, proper wife slave, you and Ziwei have completely thrown away the name of our four great cold and ascetic beauties."

Yuehe came over enthusiastically to persuade him.

"Feng Qing, you have to be calm, you can't be led by the nose by a woman, you have to learn to hang, and wait for her to come up to you.

You see how miserable Ziwei's life is, her sweetheart who has been looking forward to it all night didn't expect it, so she drank a lot of wine and went out to vomit.

As a result, the person from Luanfeng Palace came in this gap, what is this called?The one who endures to the end is the winner.

You see, Fairy Yan came to find someone first, and her position is definitely at a disadvantage. Maybe Ziwei didn't give her a good face, and she will give her sweetness after a lesson.

So this man... has to sit still and not panic.

Look, when you see Xiao Shitou so dead... like that, you can't wait to pick him up and let others lick his feet..."

Yue and Xianweng shut up after talking hilariously, Shangxian Fengqing turned to look at him with cold eyebrows, which forced him to shut up obediently.

"Come on, brother, I won't talk about it, you can experience it slowly."

Si Ming laughed sideways, "You can push it down. Fairy Yan is now looking for Ziwei in the backyard. The couple love each other so much!"

"That's right, Ziwei's hard life is coming to an end soon. It's a pity that I won't be able to see his swollen face soon, but... what is Mrs. Sister-in-law doing there?"

Yue and Xianweng frowned suspiciously, and Si Ming expanded the corners of his mouth in an extremely unscrupulous manner, "Then who knows, maybe he is watching Ziwei and Fairy Yan 'applauding' for love."

After all, the two toasted a glass of wine viciously.

On the side, the man who was drinking in a state of ecstasy lowered his eyebrows slightly, his handsome profile made him more angular, but the fingers holding the wine cup were blue and white.

Xiaobai, if you don't obediently return to the embrace of the deity within half a stick of incense, let's see how the deity will teach you to applaud for love at night.

　The connotation of applauding for love... everyone understands it, right?
　　What?And the little bitch who pretends to be innocent and says she doesn't understand?Then you clap your hands and listen to what that sound is~ (Brother Jiu made an evil crackling laugh.)
　　By the way, from next week, Wanchang!Applause for Brother Nine!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)