Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 359 You Are Obviously Getting Obese
At this moment, the old monk, who closed his eyes and meditated intently, finally opened his eyes slowly, watching her struggling to grab the table and kick the bench, with a suitable smile on the corners of his eyes and brows.

Gu Erbai wished he could scratch his throat to induce vomiting. Seeing him waking up and laughing, he wrinkled his face angrily and complained, "You, you still laughing? You poisoned me?"

After the words fell, the monk smiled lightly, Shi Shiran stretched out his hand to take the cup of tea in front of him, and drank it down in one gulp.

After drinking, the color is happy and does not change.

Gu Erbai was stunned immediately, stopped the movements of his hands, and stared at him dumbfounded, "Don't you feel bitter?"

"What does the benefactor think?"

"bitter."

As Gu Erbai spoke, he wanted to smash things again, this is a kind of bitterness that can make people collapse to the extreme.

"This is the life of the benefactor."

"What do you mean? My life is miserable?"

"Why would the benefactor think so?"

"...Then what do you want me to think?"

The monk put down his teacup leisurely and said, "The so-called reward comes after suffering."

Listening to his words, Gu Erbai felt miraculously that the bitter water in his mouth, throat, and even his intestines was gradually emitting a sweet taste, and it became more obvious, as sweet as a piece of sugar in his mouth.

Gu Erbai looked down at the cup of tea in admiration, and gradually smiled, "I didn't expect your tea to be so magical, that it can change its taste after a while."

The old monk said, "Life is full of vicissitudes, ups and downs, all of which must be passed through."

"..."

As soon as Gu Erbai heard what he said, he understood what it meant.

Sure enough, her mouth became sore after a while, which was worse than lemons, and she wanted to cry when she thought that her throat would be hot later.

It's really unlucky to fall into the trap of the old monk and drink this cup of four-flavored tea.

"The benefactor has come out?"

"Taste, I can taste it, I believe people who have no sense of taste can taste it." Gu Erbai looked at him with a sour face, "You said just now that my life is full of hardships, isn't it good? Then you What do you want me to do?"

The old monk played the rosary in his hand unhurriedly and said, "Because the girl's suffering is not over yet."

Gu Erbai raised his eyebrows, "Huh? It's not over yet, but I have already suffered a lot, especially recently, being framed by villains everywhere."

The old monk shook his head, "Skin pain is not bitter."

"Then what counts?"

"There is no sorrow greater than death, and no pain greater than death."

"..." Wo Ri, old monk, you are too cruel.

"Don't scare me, I've never done anything immoral since I was born.

I act bravely when I see righteousness, and I draw my sword to help when I see injustice. If it weren't for others to hurt me and humiliate me, I would definitely not seek trouble for no reason.

In this way, in your Buddhist family, this can be regarded as accumulating good virtues, and this kind of suffering should not belong to me. "

"The donor's heart is pure, and the bones are refined. He is the number one spiritual creature in the world. You need to know the truth that trees are beautiful in the forest, but the wind will destroy them. People live in thousands of worlds, and they have their own masters. It is not enough to be yourself. Take care of yourself, natural disasters and man-made disasters, past and present lives, are inevitable and cannot be changed."

Gu Erbai listened to him for a while, but didn't understand a few words, "Don't babble for me, can you say something that I can understand? Your Buddhist Zen is too profound, it's not suitable for me. Wait for the foolish people to study."

The monk shook his head and chuckled, slowly put down the rosary in his hand, and stretched out a rough hand, "Please benefactor, please stretch out your right wrist."

Gu Erbai stretched out his wrist obediently, thinking that the old monk wanted to feel his pulse.

I don't want to, the monk just exerted a little zhenqi on her wrist, and the bursts of deep internal force from the palm forced the ten thousand year old pearl hidden in Gu Erbai's wrist to reveal its original shape.

When Gu Erbai saw more than half of a pearl floating out of his wrist, he couldn't help being shocked, "Isn't this Jiang Lier's family heirloom?"

At that time, Jiang Lier gave it to herself, then stuck to her hand and couldn't take it off, and finally disappeared without a trace. It turned out that she had been hiding in her wrist all along.

The old monk withdrew his hand slightly, and the ten-thousand-year-old pearl was hidden in it again in an instant.

"If the benefactor has nothing to do at ordinary times, you might as well do something to sharpen your mind and suppress this stubborn thing from corroding your dreams."

Gu Erbai was panicked at first, when he heard this, he was so frightened that he grabbed the monk's arm again and again.

"What does the master mean by this? Erosion of dreams? Could it be that little slut Jiang Li'er deliberately used this pearl to harm me, buried it in my body, sucked my energy, and made me thinner and thinner, maybe not long after. Are you going to grow old?"

Old Zhu: Hehe~ You are obviously getting fatter day by day.

The old monk's eyelids twitched unconsciously. Seeing that she was quite frightened, he just smiled and shook his head.

"This is a ten thousand-year spiritual object, and it is not a problem for ordinary people to carry it on their bodies. On the contrary, it will be contaminated with spiritual power, promote physical and mental health, and will never hurt others.

It's just that this spiritual object was once a treasure worn by the Dream God Monarch. Over time, he gradually became familiar with the method of entering dreams.

If the girl's heart is weak and the body is haunted by nightmares, the spirits may take the opportunity to disturb the dreams.

In this way, the donor's dream is not a dream, but a reality. "

"Reality? You mean to say that if it messes with my dreams, all my dreams will be reality?"

Gu Erbai didn't know why, but suddenly grabbed the old monk's cassock excitedly, his face was full of fear.

God can't, she thought of the dream of corn she had in the medicine pavilion last time when she had a fever - Uncle Qing trapped her in the corn field so cruelly... on.

His hands and legs were blue, his voice became hoarse, and his body collapsed many times.

Even thinking of the tearing pain, she still trembles all over.

The old monk comforted with a smile.

"Don't be afraid, benefactor, what should come will come."

"..." Are you talking about comforting people?

"Then can you get my pearl out? If it predicts some nightmare for me that day, I may not be able to bear it in my heart."

The old monk shook his head, "This pearl is a spiritual creature of Shanggu. It has a stubborn nature. Since it was abandoned by its master, its temper has become even more weird. The person it chooses will generally not change unless the master comes to pick it up. I am afraid that it will take some time to take him away.

If the old monk forced it out with true energy, it would only irritate it and make it frantic, wanting to store it in the old monk's body, but... the old monk didn't sleep well when he came in, so it was really not suitable for nightmares. "

Gu Erbai, "..."

"Then you called me over and told me about this, but in the end you couldn't take it out for me. Isn't this an intentional embarrassment? If you don't say it, I will treat it as a nightmare. If you say it like this, future How can I live my life..."

While talking, Gu Erbai cried bitterly on the table, trying to impress the kindness of the old monk.

(End of this chapter)