Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 351 I really want to pick out my wife's eyeballs

'Gulu~' Gu Erbai's greedy saliva was causing trouble.

Gu Yiqing took a step forward with his long legs, and Gu Erbai flew towards him like a hungry rabbit, and wrapped himself around the man's body like an octopus in the next second, "Uncle Qing, you said we managed to Come out to play once, why bother with a broken mirror?"

Gu Yiqing looked at it with downcast eyes, "Madam don't blame it again?"

"...No, don't blame it, it's just a lifeless mirror, what does the dead thing do?"

"That strange creature?"

Gu Erbai, "..." There was a vague sense of foreboding.

"lady……"

Gu Yiqing opened her fingers one by one, with a gloomy face like a gang leader who settles accounts after autumn, "Do you still remember what kind of eyes you used to look at your husband just now?"

Gu Erbai was startled, "Looks full of love!"

The man sneered, "Pull out Madam's eyeballs and let Madam see for herself, how disgusting it is."

"Woo~" Gu Erbai threw himself into his arms in fright.

After the beating, Lin Yan just came out to see this scene.

In Chu Weiyu's well-proportioned and beautiful hands, what is holding is the tracking mirror that was thrown out by the man.

For some reason, the frame and mirror surface of the mirror were shaking slightly, as if he was about to see a ghost.

“Fun~”

Lin Yan stretched out her hand and tapped on the mirror, and the mirror, which was shaking like water waves, stopped immediately, and then trembled again after a while, and the trembling became stronger the closer to the door.

Chu Weiyu raised his eyelids with a half-smile, and glanced at the fierce man at the door, "Brother Qing, this mirror is afraid of you."

Gu Yiqing looked down at the little woman in her arms who was trembling with the same style as the tracking mirror, a smile appeared on her tight lips, and she said in a coquettish voice, "Wait, I will put it in front of you later." smash."

Gu Erbai, "..." Prodigal son!

"Huh~ Why do I feel that little sister Xiaobai was pretending just now? In the wing room, she looked like she lost her soul, and now she is lying in the owner's arms like a weak and delicate flower, begging for comfort. no……"

Lin Yan squinted her eyes from behind, and moved her wrist slightly to the little woman's ear.

"My little sister, who is more and more good at playing, Gaiming taught me two tricks. It turns out that turning an iceberg into a soft finger still requires skill."

Gu Erbai, "..." Don't, don't talk nonsense, it's nothing.

"Uncle~"

"bring here."

Gu Yiqing didn't care that Gu Erbai raised his small face, made a pitiful and flattering gesture towards him, and reached out to Chu Weiyu to take the mirror by himself.

Lin Yan raised her eyebrows, seeing the man accepting the mirror with a murderous look on his face, as if he was looking to ruin it, she couldn't help saying with regret, "This mirror actually looks quite expensive."

Gu Erbai immediately turned his head to look at her, as if he saw Zhiyin, exaggerated in his words, "That is not only expensive, it is priceless! And do you know, this is the story that Xiao Zhuang told Here, Yichi Laodao can defeat the magic weapon of the eminent monk - the tracking mirror, that is simply a mirror in hand, I have it in the world."

Lin Yan nodded, not hiding the admiration in her eyes, "But... what's the use of telling me, this is a gift from the owner of the field, and now I want to destroy it, because Jia Baoyu was a beautiful woman in ancient times Angrily tearing up the Thousand Golden Fan with a smile, today the owner smashed the priceless mirror angrily in order to ask his wife to be normal, and outsiders can't say anything."

Gu Erbai, "..." I am not Qingwen, I am Grandma Liu, a miser.

"Is there Jia Baoyu in ancient times?"

Chu Weiyu gave her a slight look.

"..."

Lin Yan blinked her beautiful Daiyu eyes, raised her eyebrows in doubt, "No, where did it come from? This sentence is purely fabricated, if there is any similarity, it is copied from me."

"..."

No matter how precious the tracking mirror was by the two little women, it was useless, and Gu Yiqing's expression remained unchanged.

It's not as effective as what Chu Weiyu said when he handed it over to the man.

"This mirror is a magic weapon used by Taoists to subdue demons and eliminate demons. It has too much yang energy and is so sharp that it is difficult for ordinary demons to approach.

Ordinary people carry it on their body, which can keep them safe and avoid evil spirits.

The wisp of lonely soul in the mountain just now should not be caused by it, it is probably because Madam was overly frightened before, weak in body and spirit, and she is more vulnerable to erosion due to her young age.

It would be a good thing if you could always carry this mirror with you. "

Tracking mirror, 'Long live my emperor, long live, long live...'

Lin Yan heard his well-founded and quite convincing words, and thought that he was usually a fool, so she couldn't help being surprised, so she asked cautiously, "Your Majesty, do you still know Feng Shui?"

"..."

Chu Weiyu narrowed her long eyes slightly, looked at her little face that deserved to be beaten, and said coldly, "I can tell fortunes by touching bones. Do you want to follow me to the attic to touch my concubine?"

"..." Nine of the ten masters were prostitutes.

"Uncle Qing, do you just listen to the emperor? The emperor doesn't lie."

Gu Erbai continued to pout, and begged coquettishly with his hands around the man's neck.

Chu Weiyu, who was playing hooligans, petrified in the air, "..."

Lin Yan burst out laughing loudly, for making you so old, you will be punished now.

When Gu Yiqing was told by her, his eyelids twitched inadvertently, and then the corner of his mouth slightly curled up into a smile, "It's golden words."

"..." Gu Erbai was stunned for a moment, and almost fell off him in fright, "Yes, yes, yes, the emperor said so well, it is impossible to lie to us."

It's a crime, only monks don't tell lies, will the emperor be so angry that Yilong's soles will beat her to death now?

Chu Weiyu: As a human being, you should not meddle in other people's business, otherwise you will be easily struck by lightning.

A sneer curled up on Gu Yiqing's lips, "But when uncle speaks, he keeps his promises. He destroyed this mirror today, so that Madam won't always scare her husband with hysteria in the future."

"..." I can bear your mania and fine points in normal times, but labor and management are stunned for a while, you see how well you remember.

"Is there no room for negotiation?"

"Take an eyeball in exchange."

"..."

Gu Erbai looked at a certain uncle's cold and thin edges, showing a ruthless and ungrateful appearance everywhere, it seems that today he can't even talk about it, he must be broken.

Hey... let him go.

Tracking Mirror: What!Just, just give up on me!Broke the mirror!I can still keep it...

Forget it, a certain mirror has lived for millions of years, but it can be regarded as understanding what is the most poisonous woman's heart and what is second-hand worthless. At critical moments, you still have to rely on yourself to save your life.

Based on this idea, when Gu Yiqing held the tracking mirror in his hand, the little woman stretched her head and stared at the torture mirror.

On the tracking mirror, a trance-like picture began to appear in a trance, and the swaying picture became clearer and clearer. I wiped my eyes and looked carefully——

(End of this chapter)