Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 342 I'm Cursing You, My Eyes Are Painful

Is Mercury retrograde this year?Or did you not read the almanac when you went out, and you were possessed by the spirit?
Gu Erbai was slandering endlessly, when another person came out of the tavern, staggering on his feet, he also squatted down to wash his hands.

Seeing a shadow in front of him, Gu Erbai made room for someone to squat down and stretch out a pair of experienced hands. It should be a kind-hearted old woman.

She lowered her head and washed quickly.

The old woman was cheerful, raised her head slightly to argue with her.

"Little girl, are you angry?"

"what?"

Gu Erbai didn't expect a stranger to talk to him, but thinking about it, she lost everyone in the tavern just now, and the old lady probably also witnessed that joke-like scene.

"It's nothing, who hasn't encountered something unsatisfactory in life."

The old woman looked at her closely, and the smile in the corner of her eyes deepened, "I didn't expect that the girl is so good-looking, and her heart is so open-minded."

Gu Erbai was surprised by the sudden compliment, and then felt like laughing out of tears. He raised his head to look at her, "Being comforted by you like this makes me feel a lot better."

The old woman pursed her lips and smiled, "Hey, grandma, I'm not just words of consolation, but sincere. But looking at the girl like this, it seems that she doesn't know why that young man is attacking you?"

As soon as he was mentioned, Gu Erbai's expression turned ugly.

There is no need for a reason for a lunatic to go crazy, and a psychopath doesn't care about the occasion. She just happened to be unlucky, what can she do?
"He likes you."

The old lady slowly put her hands in the basin, gently rubbed the texture between her fingers, and suddenly said something.

"What?"

Gu Erbai frowned instantly, looking at her as if listening to an old man telling a joke.

The old woman smiled helplessly, "He has you in his eyes, but if you don't see him, of course he is angry."

"..." Grandma, did you recognize the wrong person?
Gu Erbai blinked, and even turned around to see if there was anyone behind him.

"It's you, silly boy."

"Grandma, this joke is not funny at all."

"Grandma, I'm not in the mood to joke with you."

The old woman had washed her hands with a smile, and stood up with difficulty on her knees. Gu Erbai turned around and quickly supported her.

"The little girl is so kind."

The old woman got up and gasped for a while, "I believe grandma is right, I can see the way that child looks at you, grandma."

"But... But this is the second time I've met him."

Gu Erbai looked at the old woman, a little dumbfounded, sure that she was still making fun of him.

"What's the matter? My wife and I fell in love at first sight. We've lived together for the rest of our lives before we met. That kid, I can see that he's a good kid. He's scolding you, but his eyes are hurting." ..."

"Say far, say far~"

Gu Erbai smiled and helped her go, as if listening to a hundred thousand cold jokes, "There is no way."

"You don't believe it?"

"I don't even believe you beat me to death."

"Then let's make a bet."

"Huh~"

Gu Erbai looked at the old lady with interest, "I didn't expect you to be quite childlike, grandma. Even if we make a bet, let's make a meaningful bet. Besides, what are you betting with me?"

The old woman stopped and asked her, "Let me ask you first, do you have someone in mind?"

Gu Erbai raised his eyebrows without even thinking about it, "Yes."

"You love him very much?"

"Love can't be extricated."

"If there is a next life, are you still willing to be with him?"

"Don't talk about the next life, I hope that in the past and present lives, I will only be with him in every life."

The old woman's lips curled up into a smile, and there was a trace of morbid haggardness in her gentle eyes.

"Then what if he did something wrong, or... He and you are enemies who have never been in touch with each other? Will you forgive him and continue to love him?"

"Doing wrong things...he doesn't seem to do wrong things."

Thinking of this, Gu Erbai couldn't help frowning, thinking carefully.

"No, he will get sick.

But as long as he doesn't kill me when he is sick, I can forgive him.

If he kills me so that I can't love him anymore, I can't forgive him.

Also, if he changes his mind and falls in love with someone else... I still can't help but love him...

But I will do everything possible to make him fall in love with me again.

As for if we are old enemies who don't get along with each other, it's like... the feud between Yichi Taoist and Nine Foot Taoist?
In fact, love is too deep, and the bottom line of all principles will be gone, grandma. "

Her last sentence was tantamount to answering all the questions.

Love can turn a person into a blind lunatic, an animal without a rational mind, as long as you move your hands and are willing to look at me, I will do everything for you.

After Gu Erbai finished speaking, he smiled self-consciously, as if thinking of the man in the words, his watery eyes were full of affection.

It turned out that Uncle Qing had eaten her to death unknowingly, this heart-eating wolf.

In front of her, when the old woman heard her say these words, her haggard expression flickered slightly, watching her with all kinds of emotions surging up, and like the ebbing water, they were so quickly absorbed.

She stretched out her wrinkled old hand slightly, and touched her face involuntarily, "My child, why are you sunk so deep?"

Her fingers trembled a little, just like that hoarse voice.

Gu Erbai felt a little strange, when he raised his head, the old woman had already turned around, unable to see the expression on her face clearly.

"Let's continue with the bet just now."

"Okay, how to bet?"

Gu Erbai didn't know why, but by accident, he agreed.

The old woman hunched her back and turned her body slightly, her expression had already returned to the original cheerful and calm expression, with a hint of unnoticeable sadness hidden under the gentleness.

"Just bet grandma if I guess right, you will bring your future husband to my tomb... how about calling me grandma?"

"..." Gu Erbai laughed suddenly, she seemed to see Lin Yan's appearance 60 years later, she still likes to take advantage of people's words.

"Grandma, please change your bet. It's not a problem for me to call you grandma ten times now. The key is my husband..."

Let him scream, it's better to let him kick me to death.

"What? You still can't control him?"

(End of this chapter)