Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 333 Principle is a fart in front of beauty

Xiao Zhuang pouted and scratched his head, looking confused, "The eminent monk said yes, eight hundred reincarnations, never falling into the hands of Taoists, Xiao Zhuang doesn't understand."

Lin Yan was startled when she heard this, and then took a long breath of air, "Just listening to this sentence, I can feel how deeply this baby hates Taoists. Could it be that he has dug his ancestor's grave before?"

Gu Erbai shook his head, "I feel like a baby has dug a Taoist's ancestral grave. Otherwise, why would this Taoist work so hard to get him back?"

Lin Yan was slightly distracted, and suddenly heard the next sentence, and looked at her suspiciously, "What?"

"..." Empress Huang, her reputation is well-deserved.

"Just look at it." Gu Erbai said, walking around the stone tablet with a strong sense of exploration, pinching his chin with his small hand and thinking, "The inscription on the stone tablet is'Waiting for you to reincarnate for a hundred generations, allow me a day Long love', just looking at this sentence...shows the depth of this Taoist's love for the baby?"

Gu Erbai expressed deep doubts and gossip about his own exploration results.

Lin Yan's thoughts were exactly the same as hers, she squinted her eyes, "There is a story in it."

Gu Erbai raised his eyebrows at her, "Love story."

The ideas of the two obviously coincided with each other, they were in collusion, and they were a nest of snakes and rats.

Gu Erbai licked his lips, knelt down and put his hands on Xiao Zhuang's shoulders carefully, "Zhuang, you successfully aroused my sister's curiosity, tell me the following story, what happened next? Did the eminent monk talk to you?" What about the continuation of this story?"

Hearing this, Xiao Zhuang's big round eyes lit up, and just as his small mouth was about to stir, he seemed to think of something, and the light from his glass-like black eyes dimmed again, "Xiao Zhuang knows, but the eminent monk Don't let me tell you, the eminent monk said that this story has a prototype, you can't let the world know it and disturb it, the Taoist is also very bad and will be angry if you know it, Xiao Zhuang can't say..."

When Gu Erbai heard that there was a prototype, his face was slightly startled, and his eyes became more interested.

Originally, I listened to it as a fairy tale, and after a soul-stirring, lingering sigh, it was nothing. I didn’t expect that there would be a prototype, so it would be quite interesting.

Lin Yan also knelt down to coax him, "Hey~Xiao Zhuang, if there is nothing, it must be impossible. If there is, then the temptation is not in place. Tell your sister, how can you be willing to tell the following story? Do you want candy or dolls?"

Hearing this, Xiao Zhuang raised his chin as if in disdain, and shook his head proudly, "Xiao Zhuang promised to keep the secret for the eminent monk, so he will never tell it."

Gu Erbai touched his nose and stood up, laughing dryly, "You are very principled at a young age, let's keep working hard."

Lin Yan's eyes were also full of disappointment, she secretly glanced at Gu Erbai, and said in a lost voice, "It's boring, let's go back and braid our hair."

"Ok."

Xiao Zhuang stood where he was, looking at the merciless and beautiful backs of the two fairy sisters, as if he didn't want to play with him, and couldn't help being anxious, "Unless...the two sisters are willing to give me a kiss."

Lin Yan, "..." Principles are nothing in front of beauty.

Gu Erbai, "..." Principles are worse than farts in front of beauty.

So, one of Bai and Yan's left cheeks were cool and cloudy, and the other's right cheeks were wet.

Gu Erbai touched his face with a smile, looking very wretched, "So soft, why do I think we took advantage?"

Lin Yan raised her long eyebrows at Xiao Zhuang, "Little Baozi, you have taken advantage of all the advantages, now you have to tell the truth, don't make up stories to lie to your sister, remember that lying is not a good boy."

Unexpectedly, after a certain Zhuang kissed her happily, she grinned cunningly, "Hey hey~ There are guests in the restaurant, and Xiao Zhuang is going to make tea!"

"you……"

Lin Yan stared, and grabbed the little robe he was fleeing from.

Xiao Zhuang struggled cheerfully, obviously just wanted to play with them, and didn't want to tell them.

Gu Erbai had a lot of old and cunning uncles, and he was already on guard against this little trickster. At this moment, he stood up slowly and carefully, and said a word leisurely to the naughty figure who was jumping up and down.

"I see, the big brother promised Xiao Zhuang the secret recipe for beauty, so let's just replace it with the secret recipe for disfigurement. Anyway, Xiao Zhuang didn't keep his promise, so he made Xiao Zhuang ugly. From now on, he will be an ugly wife, Susukita, and a ragged cotton jacket. That's all for this life."

After saying that, the back of Xiao Zhuang Huan jumping and jumping suddenly stopped, and after a few seconds, a certain Zhuang ran over with tears in his eyes and hugged Gu Erbai's thigh, "Sister, Xiao Zhuang, don't be ugly, Xiao Zhuang wants to be like big brother hansome."

Lin Yan stretched out her hand and patted Xiao Zhuang's chubby steamed bun face, smiling like a gangster, "If you want to be handsome, you have to be an honest and trustworthy boy, your nose will get longer if you lie, hurry up, it will benefit you I have taken it all, and I have not fulfilled my promise.”

Xiao Zhuang turned his face, his big watery eyes trembled, "Those two elder sisters can't tell outsiders."

Lin Yan and Gu Erbai raised their hands together to swear, and urged viciously, "Never tell."

Xiao Zhuang approached them slowly, and stretched his head out to see if anyone was eavesdropping. Lin Yan rolled her eyes, "No one, I'm so anxious, tell me quickly."

Baozi was relieved, and sneakily lowered his voice, "The eminent monk said, this prototype is the ancestor Yichi Laodao and his apprentice Jiuchi Taoist in the Alchemy Village."

"..."

Hearing this, Gu Erbai was stunned, she shook the mirror in her sleeve, thinking of Steward Liu saying that this was a gift specially given by Taoist Jiuchi of Alchemy Village in the morning, she immediately felt... so divinely destined.

At this time, the ten-thousand-year-old pearl hidden on the wrist also slowly revealed, "You don't know yet, the token of love is also here with you." '

Lin Yan had never heard of the story of Taoist Yichi and Taoist Nine Feet. Apart from finding the name interesting, she also found it funny.

"What do you mean by reincarnation for eight hundred lives, and never fall into the hands of Taoists. In the end, it didn't fall into it, not only fell into it, but also became a disciple of others, tsk tsk tsk, this is called destiny, fate is hard to break. "

Xiao Zhuang stared wide-eyed, and asked her suspiciously, "How does my sister know that it is the baby who became the disciple of the Taoist, and not the Taoist who became the disciple of the baby?"

Lin Yan stretched out a trembling chest and knocked him lightly, "Silly boy, you just said a foot old patriarch, how long should he have lived? Babies are constantly reincarnated, they must be juniors, and I think this The handwriting on the stele has a long history, although the strokes are bold, vigorous and elegant, but there is still a trace of daughter's tenderness, and it is certain that the patriarch of this foot must be a woman."

Xiao Zhuang gave a thumbs up in surprise when he heard the words, "Sister is so amazing, she guessed it right. When the monk was telling the story, he called the one-foot Taoist a female devil, inhumane and harmful to the world."

Lin Yan shook her head, "I can't see it. These monks recite sutras and praise Buddha every day. In fact, they are very narrow-minded. Look at the handwriting on this stone tablet. Every word is bloody. It doesn't seem human, it's really affectionate."

(End of this chapter)