Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 322 The fellow meets fellow
"I'd rather not have this kind of twisting fingers."

When Gu Erbai thought of the severe symptoms he suffered when he fell ill just now, he immediately became angry for no reason. Such a grown-up is still so self-willed, which is worrying.

Lin Yan looked at her displeased face, and suddenly smiled sinisterly, "I knew it, you like being abused physically, but you don't like being abused mentally."

"..." The Empress lived a very transparent life.

"Did the old lady say how long this mania lasted? You won't be throwing face all day, right?"

"No, just wait until he vents."

"...What? Are you going to hit someone?"

"Hey hey hey..."

Lin Yan hooked her fingers obscenely at her, Gu Erbai leaned closer, and listened to Tianlei's rolling words.

"Mania is closely related to desire. Just now you didn't stay far away honestly, and you went up. You were giving warmth and caring too much. The host had no resistance to you, and now he probably wants to put you... ...huh? Get it?"

Gu Erbai's face became hot like a shrimp, "Oh, no wonder."

"No wonder what?"

"My menstruation has not gone yet."

"...Sister Xiaobai, do you mean that if you leave, you can sacrifice yourself on the carriage?"

Lin Yan smiled at her, she was still too young, once she tried it, she knew whether the taste was human-like or not, with her body, tsk tsk, she couldn't hold on twice.

"No... not."

"Come on, I think the owner of the field is trapped, and you are not much better. The two of you just make up a pair, so you don't have to harm other people."

"..." Gu Erbai touched his red ears irrefutably.

She began to wonder again what kind of unclean scene her uncle saw when she was a child... Wait!
Just as Gu Erbai was thinking, his thoughts suddenly stopped... Wu Rou?
Uncle Qing told himself last time at Qing's house that when he was a child, he accidentally saw Master Gu and Wu Rou having an affair in the back garden. Since then, he has had the symptoms of being irritable and brutal. At that time...he should be talking about Eating pastries.

So, it's not that he got sick from eating cakes, but that the cakes were the trigger, which awakened his memory and stimulated the weakest line of defense in his heart, leading to the onset of the disease.

So still stubborn... mania?

She had done her homework, and it came to the conclusion that when she was ill she needed outlet, love, and security.

And these three... She fits all of them.

"No, I want to go down!"

Thinking of this, Gu Erbai couldn't help but want to get off the carriage.

"All right, all right, what are you doing down here?"

Lin Yan stopped her.

"Uncle Qing needs me now, it will be very painful for him to be alone."

Lin Yan glanced at the corner of her mouth, "Heh~ I'm afraid that if you really go, you won't even have a bone left."

"?"

"Xiao Yuyu said just now that the man in your family drove you down to prevent you from being hurt. You still don't know what to do?"

"It's all my fault. If I had eaten that pastry earlier, wouldn't there be so much trouble?"

Gu Erbai sighed deeply, his brows were full of annoyance.

"It's fine if you have this kind of heart. After staying for a while, I think his illness is mostly cured. If you coax him well, it will be fine if you don't let him touch the pastry in the future?"

"Affirmative." Gu Erbai nodded dejectedly, then raised his head and looked at her with bright eyes, "But empress, I admire you for being able to coax the emperor into a daze, how about... Can you teach me?"

Lin Yan squinted at her, "Appreciate a teacher to learn art... Listen to your call, sister."

"..."

Gu Erbai was stunned, and scratched his head with a slight smile, "This, this is not very appropriate, empress empress, you have a body of ten thousand gold, Erbai is just..."

Lin Yan snorted, "Don't tell me nonsense here, can you call me?"

"……Do not."

Gu Erbai said resolutely, mighty and unyielding.

"Yo? It's rare for Sister Xiaobai to be so firm?"

Lin Yan's hand gradually reached her ear.

Gu Erbai dodged, "The key is... I heard that the emperor called Uncle Qing brother, so if I call you sister, wouldn't it be messed up?"

"Hmph, I knew you were a husband slave, thinking about your family in everything. Anyway, I'm older than you, so I won't tell you unless you call me."

"..."

Gu Erbai squeezed his big watery eyes, and acted miserably and cutely at her, "Mother, just tell me, if I become a serf and sing again, I will never forget your kindness."

"unnecessary."

"Propagate and praise the merits of your mother to the world."

"not give a damn about."

"Exaggerated exaggeration of your beauty qualities."

"Don't dare."

"...Is there no other way than to call you sister?"

"good."

"..."

Gu Erbai sat aside dejectedly, looking up at the sedan chair, rolling his two dripping black eyes, torn between moral integrity and thirst for knowledge.

Lin Yan's desire to win was aroused by her tormented appearance, and she slowly stimulated her from the side.

"Sister Xiaobai, you don't know something, you are really not bad at calling me, do you know how rich my experience is?
Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the emperor alone.

There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and the emperor favors me alone.

So I persuaded the emperor~ the rain and dew must be covered evenly, but the emperor would not listen.

Your Majesty, just pamper me, just pamper me, how can you call this the feeling of being a concubine, come into my body, I am very tired~"

When Lin Yan's pretentious and artificial voice reached her ears.

Gu Erbai turned his face up to the palanquin's lamenting face, and his face changed instantly like a whirlwind.

As if she had been struck by lightning, she froze in that posture, motionless.

"Little sister Bai?"

Seeing that she seemed to be distracted, Lin Yan called her out and poked her curiously.

"What's the matter? Are you overwhelmed by the charm of the palace?"

No, it doesn't matter if she poked it, Gu Erbai immediately trembled like a frightened bird, his whole body turned back again and again, the movement was so loud that he knocked the back of his head on the velvet bench unintentionally, and there was a faint sound at his neck loud voice.

This frightened Lin Yan, she hurried up to help her, and checked the back of her head worriedly, "What's wrong with you? Why are you making such a fuss and scaring you? Let me see if you're hurt?"

Gu Erbai grabbed her hand tremblingly, on a pale and bloodless face, two clear eyes stared as big as Tongling, the little woman's distorted eyes were full of disbelief and horror.

"..."

Lin Yan thought she was stunned, so she hurriedly said, "Come here~"

All the following words were blocked by Gu Erbai's tight hands.

"You, where did you hear what you said just now?"

Gu Erbai stuttered for a long time before he asked such a stumbling sentence.

Due to psychological effects, even the head is shaking slightly, which is an expression of disbelief and resistance to belief.

No, it must not be, it must be a coincidence.

But... this is a blatant Internet buzzword, word for word!Even the tone of voice is the same, how can she comfort herself!
"..."

Lin Yan was stopped by her question. Looking at her silent expression, her mind went blank for a while, "Don't get excited, sit down and talk slowly, what did you say?"

"That's the sentence, ever since you entered the palace, you have been favored by the emperor alone. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and the emperor favors you alone..."

Gu Erbai pushed her away, leaned against the sedan chair wall, unable to speak any more.

She suddenly felt that this world was a bit unreal, and tried to reach out to feel for the carved patterns on the walls of the sedan chair. Was she stunned, or was she dreaming?
She began to pinch her thigh with her hand and slapped her mouth.

It's like a mental patient is starting to get sick.

Lin Yan was petrified, and stopped her self-mutilation.

"Sister Xiaobai, don't get excited, what's the matter? What's the matter with this sentence? Did you get bumped into something wrong just now, let's stop and go back and have a look, we can't delay."

As soon as Lin Yan stretched out his hand, Gu Erbai immediately grabbed her long fingers, stared at her for a moment, his lips trembled, and he almost squeezed out every word, "Song... Xiao... Bao .”

The words fall.

This time it was Lin Yan who completely copied her reaction just now.

In the sedan chair.

The queen empress had a pale face, all the emotions in the corners of the eyes and brows gradually faded, and there were many layers, and finally she only looked at her with a calm face, as if seeing nothing, and suddenly felt that the top of the head was suddenly covered with dark clouds , lightning and thunder, strong winds.

She... might be dreaming.

"real."

Seeing her reaction like this, Gu Erbai muttered something, his eyes didn't move, his whole body slumped down from the car wall, he didn't know whether he was crying or laughing.

(End of this chapter)