Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 317 Husband's Scum Thoughts on His Wife
"That's Madam's cognition error. My husband's thoughts on Madam have always been scum."

"..."

Gu Erbai swallowed silently, this guy has the potential to turn into a scum, but fortunately he lives in the light, so he can't be messed with casually.

"come in."

The man glanced at the small face under her, in a good mood, straightened his clothes, pulled the corners of his mouth, and his voice was mellow and moving.

Outside the door, Steward Liu heard the voice without anger, just now he came in with the brocade box in his hand as if he had been pardoned, and saluted respectfully, "Master, madam."

"What's the matter?"

Steward Liu presented the brocade box in his hand, "The upper vanilla was sent to the alchemy village last night. Taoist Nine Feet specially presented a treasure belt as a thank you, and congratulated the owner's wife on her wedding in advance."

When Gu Erbai heard the treasure, his eyes lit up, and he stretched his head forward to look at it with great interest, "What kind of treasure is this? Quickly take it apart and have a look."

Butler Liu smiled, and uncovered the top layer of silk and satin. Under the silk cloth was a dark wooden box with a faint smell of decay. Because of its age, it had been buried in the ground all year round. It looked like ravines and ravines. It's all weathered.

Gu Erbai couldn't bear the breath, he covered his mouth and nose reflexively, frowned and said in distaste, "What is this? Could there be some kind of poison in it?"

Butler Liu smiled, "How could that be? How can there be any reason for giving poison as a wedding gift? Madam doesn't know that there are so many rare items in the Alchemy Village, and there are many fancy styles. Every gift is unusual, and everyone has already seen it strangely." No wonder."

Gu Erbai nodded, but still took two steps back, turned his face to look meaningfully at a certain man who 'camped' on him, "But it's very reasonable to give a small poison to the big poison's wedding."

The man didn't care about her teasing, he raised his eyebrows lightly and motioned to her, "Madam, go open it and have a look."

"This……"

Before Gu Erbai answered, Steward Liu raised his head in surprise, but the expression of astonishment was fleeting when he saw the man's eyes.

"No, no, it's for you, you should open it."

Gu Erbai glanced at the damp black wooden box again, shaking his little hands in disgust, it was so smelly, it was stained with acacia locusts, and he needed to wash his hands with countless amounts.

Gu Yiqing saw her shrinking back, and said in a neutral tone, "Most of the products produced in Alchemy Village are women's hairpin accessories, which are exquisitely crafted and are in line with Madam's temperament. Just take it and throw it away."

"..."

Gu Erbai's rebellious psychology was aroused, he turned his face and stared fiercely at his prodigal expression, he refused to waste the half bowl of porridge he picked up just now, and now he is going to spend a lot of money, do you think this scum is not scum?
"You just don't want to get that smell on yourself."

While Gu Erbai said bitterly, he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the box righteously.

Gu Yiqing curled his lips behind her treacherously, as if waiting for some good show.

Butler Liu couldn't help laughing at the two enemies bickering.

"Returning to Madam, everything the owner said is true. The Yichi old Taoist in this alchemy village is a generation of women, and he is best at studying the clothes, jewelry or some beauty and nourishing prescriptions of these daughters' homes. This is usually in the village. The noble ladies who beg for these treasures are not thousands, let alone hundreds, and the things made by Yichi are usually a piece of jewelry that is priceless and hard to find."

"Ah? How did I hear Yingtan say that his master bought it for medical treatment?"

"Uh...a side job."

"Has Madam and Yingtan communicated a lot?"

Behind him, a male voice with yin and yang strangeness came.

Gu Erbai automatically ignored the Vinegar King, rubbed his hands and prepared to lift the lid, and asked casually, "Then will her wedding day still come? Maybe I can cheat her two more things."

"This one……"

Butler Liu thought carefully, "I probably won't be able to come. I heard that she was imprisoned at the gate of the village by her disciples, so she can't go anywhere."

"..." The corner of Gu Erbai's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Look, this is the consequence of playing with jewelry every day and not doing business properly."

The little woman's very close voice was transmitted to the tracking mirror through the dark wood brocade box.

In the alchemy village, Yichi Laodao was developing dumb medicine for the big rooster that crowed and disturbed her sleep every day on the next hill. Hearing this sound for the first time, he took out another tracking mirror from his body.

Gu Erbai slowly opened the box, and there was a bright mirror inside. When the tracking mirror was turned on, it emitted a huge dazzling light instantly.

Gu Erbai had already prepared that there might be poison in it, and when he saw the situation, he quickly retreated, staggered a few times, and retreated into the man's arms.

Gu Yiqing successfully pulled her into his arms, his chest trembled, and he said in a low voice with a hint of a smile, "Baby, don't be afraid."

"..."

"Bold! Isn't this little girl younger than me and with better skin? She dares to scold her for not doing her job properly!"

On the other side, after Yichi Laodao saw the flashing white face of Shengxue, his heart suddenly ignited... a burning fire of jealousy.

She slowly stretched out her hand to touch her smooth skin, feeling that it is good to be young, why is the skin so firm and tender, no... This girl is a bit too old, how can ordinary girls have such good skin.

"Hoooooh~"

In the ears, the majestic and powerful crowing of the colorful feather rooster sounded sharply again, and Yichi Laodao couldn't help trembling, looking up at the man who was holding the rooster and hitting the outside.

Her complexion turned dark in an instant, and even her words were dark, "Disciple, did you give away the tracking mirror you found for your teacher yesterday, as if you are still a beautiful little girl?"

Jiu Chi walked around the curtain and raised his head slightly, "Master jealous?"

The old Taoist Yichi didn't even think about it, "Of course not, that little girl... spoke ill of me, your master."

Jiu Chi sat down holding the big experimental rooster, lifted his robe and said calmly, "Oh, well said."

"..."

Old Taoist Yichi pursed his lips, angrily grabbed the dumb medicine, put it in the bowl and pounded it vigorously, and asked as if nothing had happened, "I think you don't seem to care about that mirror? You just found it yesterday. , I will give it away today."

Jiu Chi stroked the colorful feathers of the chicken without even raising his eyelids, "Otherwise, the master thought he had lost it for so many years, why didn't the apprentice look for it?"

"You..." Yichi gritted his teeth, "Then Master saw you so actively went to find it yesterday?"

"It's more or less an ancient treasure. If you're living outside, why don't you give it to others as a favor."

Yi Chi Lao Dao was completely stunned by his words, and he just couldn't stand the stimulation when he was old.

Of course, the little girl looks tender and juicy, white and tender, everyone loves her, she is indeed worthy of this ancient magic weapon.

"Anyway, it's something that the master gave you as a gift. Please, disciple, if you want to donate it, should you please inform the master?"

Yichi Laodao had a strange look of yin and yang from his teeth.When he said these words in a good voice, Jiu Chi Taoist slowly raised his head. On his plump and flowing porcelain skin, his deep and slender eyes were faint, "Master, didn't you also give that mirror to Fifth Senior Brother?" ?”

"Yingtan..."

That was a misunderstanding. As a teacher, I actually asked him to give it to you, but he would make a mistake...

Thinking of this, Yi Chi Lao Dao was speechless, and finally realized why he had to explain?

"Okay, you don't cherish the second-hand ones, do you? You don't care if you're a teacher."

Old Daoist Yichi snorted coldly.

"Master, it doesn't look like he doesn't care."

"..."

Annoyed by his contemptuous and firm tone, Yichi Lao Dao slammed the table, ready to get angry, "Jiuchi you... the girl you know has a good skin, can you please come to the cottage to do experiments for me? The master recently developed a I found a prescription for beautifying skin and plumping skin, but I just need someone to try it.”

"Can't you be an apprentice?"

The Yichi old man stared at his handsome face abruptly, a little absent-minded, "You...you will be more beautiful than a woman if you try again."

Jiu Chi looked up at her quietly for a while, his fingers touching Iroha tightened, and finally there was a trace of sarcasm in the corner of his eyes, he lowered his head and said in a short and cold voice, "No."

Yichi old man turned his face away leisurely, and muttered in his voice, "Heh~ I have learned how to hide the charm of gold."

Best not to get caught by her.

……

"What is that, I knew it was poisonous...you framed me on purpose!"

Gu Erbai was scattered by the light of the tracking mirror, he patted his chest in shock, and elbowed the hypocrite behind him hard.

Butler Liu bowed his head silently, no.

(End of this chapter)