Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 305 Gu Erbai's Great Tai Chi Skill
"..."

Lin Yan turned around wanting to cry but without tears, facing a glass of calm sake, she patted her face left and right.

No one is born with the face of a vicious female supporting role, but it happens to be her...really.

It's like watching TV, you can tell at a glance who the hateful female partner is, she is a beauty with a soft heart.

Before transmigrating, she was a thriving beauty at any rate, but now she is simply the standard face of the legendary vicious female partner. As long as she is a little bit angry, she looks like she is furious.

Usually, when a beautiful and fierce face is straightened, I don't know how many court ladies and eunuchs are scared to pee in the harem.

"Don't worry, my concubine, I like such a vigorous one."

"..."

A light male voice came from beside her, Lin Yan almost couldn't catch her breath, Chu Weiyu, I'm sorry for you...

……

The banquet went on for about half an hour, and the lady hadn't entered yet.

The host had already drank more than five or six cups of wine, and the frequency was getting faster and faster. Even the servant girl serving the wine and vegetables could tell something was wrong.

The host is addicted to alcohol, so he must be in an extremely gloomy mood.

Sure enough, after half an hour passed, the man said coldly, "Call Madam over here."

The boy walked away with a lot of noises as if he was pardoning the world.

Manager Tan was guarding the door, and seeing the young man running out in a hurry, she grabbed the young man and questioned him. After the young man said something, she nodded, sent him away, and went to greet his wife herself.

Director Tan searched around the Dayao Pavilion, but didn't see any trace of his wife, until finally he approached the circle of guards suspiciously, and vaguely saw his wife practicing boxing in a corner of the Ganyi Corridor.

Gu Erbai was practicing Tai Chi with a gloomy face. He grew up with his grandfather and developed a habit. Whenever he felt angry and depressed, he would do a set of Tai Chi.

Beside the promenade, there were a group of guards who were in charge of protecting her, but now they were watching... their eyes were stunned.

Ma'am... What kind of advanced boxing technique is this practicing?

The movements are steady, the postures are reserved, the strength is vigorous, the clouds are flowing, and the spirit is leisurely, which is unprecedented, and it looks quite Taoist.

Gu Erbai was practicing, and found something was wrong.

Originally, this set of boxing techniques was only used to relieve the depression caused by Xiao Xingzi, but at this time, seeing each of the powerful guards, they were all very curious, staring at each other with gaping mouths, and some eyes even faintly twitched. With the look of admiration and longing, Mou Bai couldn't help but feel complacent, and pretended to be fooled while practicing.

"The boxing method I practice is called Tai Chi, and it is a secret boxing handed down from my ancestors.

Based on the concept of Tai Chi Yin and Yang, alternate between fast and slow, especially good at using softness to overcome rigidity, using mind to guide the whole body, through meditation and relaxation, repeated practice of using mind to guide qi, and using qi to stimulate form, enter the realm of mastery of Tai Chi, and Tai Chi can be transformed into nothingness. Self-cultivation, cultivating sentiment, physical fitness, and prolonging life are especially suitable for middle-aged and old people... Ahem, it is especially suitable for you young men who dance knives and guns all the year round and don't pay attention to maintenance! "

As soon as this remark came out, the eyes of the guards gathered in a group became more interested, and each one of them did not have a serious face like usual, and there was a bit of a ready-to-movement posture in the eyebrows and eyes, and even their footsteps were faintly moving forward. moved.

Gu Erbai looked at the group of little brothers who looked like tigers and wolves, and couldn't help swallowing silently, he was so frightened that his punches almost went astray.

I usually see them facing so many young and beautiful maids, they are as cold as a piece of wood, but now they are so excited when they see a middle-aged and old maid.

"Do you want to learn?"

Gu Erbai withdrew his hand in a dignified manner, his dantian sank, Shi Shiran raised an eyelid to look at them.

"Mmmmmmm!"

After the words fell, all the guards nodded in unison.

"Cough~" Gu Erbai groaned softly, a trace of pure wickedness flashed in his eyes, he frowned deliberately, and scratched his head in embarrassment, "Then...then what should I do? This is my ancestral boxing technique, which cannot be passed on to the outside world. .”

"..."

After the words fell, the guards took a deep breath and shook their heads secretly.

Bai was excited. It turned out that he could only watch but not learn. Who didn't know that the polite evasion of "ancestral xxxx" was used to bluff people, but he didn't want to teach.

Besides, Madam is a female class, so if you want this ancestral boxing technique, it's useless to keep it...

Gu Erbai withdrew his punches and looked at the guards whose appetites were whetted and their eyes glowing. He slightly raised his eyebrows, "Is there anything else? If I don't, I'll leave."

"Don't be fooled... In this way, if Madam feels that she is losing money, why don't we use our own unique skills in exchange?"

Among the guards, someone in a hurry made a proposal suddenly.

When the rest of the people heard this, they all applauded, "Okay, okay, that's it, one thing for one thing, it's fair."

Gu Erbai made a sharp cut, and quickly waved his hands in disapproval, "Hey~ Fairy, I'm a girl with no strength to restrain a chicken, why should I learn your unique skills? Do I want to destroy people's families, or make friends with me? Uncle Qing fighting?"

"Too."

"That's right, the host doesn't need us to teach his wife, he will definitely practice in person."

Gu Erbai's brows twitched faintly, why did he feel that this sentence was a bit dirty when he mentioned Uncle Qing.

"or……"

The proposal just now was rejected, but the guard still didn't give up, and wrinkled his forehead and thought hard, "How about...we also take out the heirloom treasure and exchange it with my wife!"

"It seems to be possible!"

"Yes, yes, this one is also good! To tell you the truth, Madam, my family has the eight-treasure glazed cup from the Zunqian Dynasty. The texture and color are top-quality, especially given by the late emperor!"

Before he finished speaking, Gu Erbai looked disgusted, "Don't want it, what's the imperial gift, the emperor is now in the house."

Another servant guard heard the sound and came up, "Yes, you step aside, madam, my family has a colorful neon dance dress that I bought from Liangguo. It can be described as exquisite and priceless. This thing should only exist in the sky. My father spent all his money to get it in order to win my mother's favor. My mother thought it was precious and was not willing to move it. She kept it in the attic. Now I think I will give it to my wife. You couldn't be more suitable."

"..."

Gu Erbai looked at this unfilial son, and tried his best to reach out his hand to reject this priceless treasure, "Let's forget it, I'm afraid you will be beaten to death by your mother, and besides, I don't know how to dance your neon clothes dance. Three-legged cats are ordered at the banquet..."

western dance.

"You can't do it either." Another guard rushed up, "Ma'am, Ma'am, my family has the four characters 'Xiuwaihuizhong' inscribed by Huang Shi, the great calligrapher of the former dynasty. Think about it, Xiuwaihuizhong is very suitable for your temperament. "

The corner of Gu Erbai's mouth moved, "You are just a nonsense, next one."

She is also beautiful and intelligent, but she is more suitable for her than gold and jade.

"Ma'am, my family has a good pair of jade bracelets. It is crystal clear and rare in color. It is also inherited from the ancestors. I think it matches your complexion very well."

Gu Erbai pursed his lips, "Here, take a look at the one in my hand, is it better than yours?"

Everyone stretched out their heads and saw that it was the jade bracelet handed down from the family of the Gu family. Could it be better than his family?

"That……"

After everyone scrambled to present treasures, they were in a dilemma.

My wife doesn't like this unique secret edict, rare treasures, antique calligraphy and painting, so what should I do?

Gu Erbai looked at them anxiously scratching their heads and wishing to sell their homes to study, and couldn't help but be moved by this epic prodigal spirit, "Okay, okay, look at you, Ma'am, I'm Such a snobbish person?"

"Ma'am, don't you like these things?"

"……certainly."

Of course, it can be seen that a certain Bai is pretending to be calm and upright on the surface, and his heart is bleeding silently. I didn't expect that the ancients were so easy to fool. I knew what kind of fields she was farming. Don't earn his gold and silver.

But if she had just worn it, she would definitely be tempted, but now that she has taken the thigh of Uncle Qing with great care, what is gold and silver?
One day, if you go to the vault for a walk, you will probably be dizzy with joy.

"Then what do you like, Ma'am? Tell everyone what you like."

"Yes, yes, is everything easy to discuss? As long as you say it, there is nothing we can't do~"

"Say it quickly, say it quickly..."

"Really?"

Gu Erbai saw that they were boarding the pirate ship, so he couldn't help but ask in a mysterious way, "My punch is rare in the world, are you so powerful?"

"Really, we have the courage of bears and leopards, and we dare not and will not lie to Madam. If you don't believe Madam, go out and inquire. Is there anything that our guards can't solve?"

Gu Erbai was secretly happy, "Oh, are you so powerful? Then I can say it~"

"Tell me, tell me..."

The end of the corridor.

Tan Zhangshi was surprised to see the lively and cheering appearance of all the servants, and couldn't help raising his hand to wipe his eyes in fright. Was she hallucinating?The guard team, which has always been known for standing like a pine and sitting like a bell, is actually... so jubilant today?
For the first time, what kind of magical power does Madam have on her body.

Gu Erbai licked his lips slightly, "My condition is... wait, have you all been with Uncle Qing for a while?"

The guard who was waiting to listen intently nodded, "Yes, yes, most of us were selected into the mansion when we were young, at least we have been with the owner for more than ten years."

(End of this chapter)