Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 278

Inside the waterside pavilion.

Lin Yan continued to put her hands on the stone bench, looking at the lake, the forest, and the birds playing in the sunset with demure eyes. When talking about the emperor, the woman's exquisitely beautiful cheeks were filled with a gorgeous smile that could not be concealed.

"If you have to use a metaphor, it's like...you were kicked into a dark abyss, very scared and helpless, but at this moment, a bright light suddenly illuminated your whole world. When you look down again, the bottom of your feet is no longer a rugged valley, but has become a big cotton candy. You land on it comfortably and enjoy it freely. Only pink and sweetness are left in the world... ..."

After the woman finished speaking, Gu Erbai also followed her gaze blankly, looking at the infinitely beautiful scenery in the distance, the setting sun and sunset glow together, her eyeballs remained motionless.

After Lin Yan finished speaking, she turned her face and glanced sideways at her expression from the corner of her eye. Seeing her cute, silly girl, she couldn't help curling her lips, thinking that she was immersed in the beautiful illusion she described, and her clear voice gradually overflowed with ridicule. Laughing, she stretched out her finger and picked her chin, "Hey... what good thing is this young lady thinking about silently?"

Gu Erbai was suddenly brought back to his senses by her, and looked at the person in front of him in confusion.

Lin Yan smiled like a flower, "Thinking of the emperor?"

"No no no no."

Gu Erbai shook his head in denial.

Lin Yan withdrew her fingers, and looked at the double flat bun beads on her head with almost joy, "Girl, you are too cute."

Gu Erbai, "..." Meng?

In fact, she was thinking... there were marshmallows in ancient times?
But now she is thinking, what does the word 'cute' mean in ancient times?Maybe it's... stupid?fool?silly?stupid?

Lin Yan retracted her slightly bent fingers before she had time to stretch them. When she looked down, she felt that something was wrong there. She looked at Gu Erbai in disbelief, without hiding the doubt in her eyes.

"And your sensuality is too moist and greasy. It is white and tender, like white porcelain, and feels more like silk. How did this skin grow? Is this the jade skin that those poets sing every day? Ice muscle?"

"..."

The corners of Gu Erbai's mouth twitched imperceptibly. She always felt that the word 'jade skin and ice muscle' was used to describe someone who was already cold.

"What do you usually use? Why can you keep it so well in this rural place?"

The more Lin Yan watched, the more excited she became, and finally pressed her shoulders firmly with both hands, as if she was eager to know some exclusive beauty secret recipe.

This girl's skin is also amazing. Just looking at it has white jade porcelain skin, which is enough to envy everyone. I didn't expect it to be so addictive to touch. The creator is not fair.

Usually, even the skin conditions of those ladies in Rong'an City who burn chili orchids every day, comb the maids, and look extremely beautiful, are not half as good as hers.

"This one……"

Gu Erbai opened his voice slightly, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by her, "Wait, wait, wait first!"

"..." Actually, I'm not in a hurry.

"Tell me first, did you put on makeup in the morning?"

When Lin Yan asked this question, the look in her eyes was very nervous, and the hands holding her shoulders couldn't help but tightened a little, as if she was afraid that she would really nod her head.

That's a little too much, too much.

However, she almost lay down on her face to see, but she didn't see a trace of makeup powder. Could it be that the materials used are better?
Gu Erbai swallowed his saliva, and stared at her for a long time, just in such anti-thief-like eyes, he stammered heinously, "Okay, it seems... forget it."

"Sigh~"

After the words fell, Lin Yan took a deep breath in an instant.

The hands holding her shoulders gradually loosened, the hopeful expression in his eyes faded, and the expression returned to normal. Then, he raised his voice and gritted his teeth suddenly, "I don't believe it! You can't lie to me!"

Gu Erbai was startled by her suddenly raised voice, and seeing her clutching her chest with a look of anger, he repeatedly dragged her to forcefully explain, "But I washed my face several times and even combed my hair in a bun. , changed into a skirt, put on a pair of shoes..."

Lin Yan could hear her temples throbbing violently, her distorted Yu Guang glanced at her pleading little face, and tried hard to restrain the urge to kick her off the pavilion.

"You have to be careful."

Gu Erbai talked and tried to persuade her for a long time, but Lin Yan just kept silent, sat there upright, and spoke in a neither cool nor cool way.

Gu Erbai was still thinking about what she meant, when he saw that he was about to pull off half of the empress's clothes, he was so frightened that he withdrew his hands and grabbed the grass... What are you doing?
It must be because the empress looks too magnanimous, so I am so presumptuous, now it's okay, I got angry...

Gu Erbai looked at her cautiously, but Lin Yan's words had a completely different meaning.

She added, "Be careful that the man who falls in love with you in the future is not because of your character, but because of your good skin."

"..."

Gu Erbai was startled when he heard the words, he only digested it for a few seconds, then his eyes glowed, he stretched out his hand to touch his head, and looked at her with an embarrassed smile on his face, "Is the empress bragging?"

"..." Lin Yan had a heart attack, she turned her face slowly and stiffly, looked at her solemnly, and said with a sad face, "Look at you stupid, you may be abducted by someone with ulterior motives someday .”

Gu Erbai winked at her sincerely, feeling that what she said was very right, but it was a bit late, and she had already been captured by her uncle's scheming wolf.

Lin Yan saw her cute and sensible appearance, as if she had seen the dawn of hope, she couldn't help becoming interested again, put her hands on her shoulders again, looked at her burningly, and said sincerely, "Sister Bai, how about You come back to the palace with me, and I will show you a good marriage between a prince and aristocrat, don't worry, the person I like is absolutely reliable, and I will guarantee you the rest of your life's fine clothes, fine food, and honey."

"..." The corners of Gu Erbai's mouth twitched, empress, are you planning to abduct me now?

"Huh? How is it?"

Lin Yan stared straight at her, her eyes sparkling, as if she was eagerly waiting for her affirmative answer.

"Uh……"

Gu Erbai scratched his head in embarrassment, with colorful expressions on his face, thinking how to reject her, so as not to damage the queen's majesty and look dignified?
"Tsk!"

Before Gu Erbai could think of the words to reject, Lin Yan seemed to see her thoughts, frowned dissatisfiedly, and then seemed to think of something, looked at her like looking at a fool, "Could it be that some man has already Trapped?"

"... Mmmmm."

Gu Erbai was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly pushed the boat along, nodding repeatedly.

Lin Yan was stunned upon hearing this.

Looking like a good cabbage being pushed by a pig, he sighed reluctantly for a long time, and asked in a loose voice, "Who is it?"

"Next, two dogs next door."

When Gu Erbai's cautious words fell, Lin Yan almost fell off the pavilion.

Fortunately, Gu Erbai grabbed her quickly with his eyes and hands, "What's wrong with you, empress?"

"You...you...you...you..."

The empress who is the mother of the world, just like this in a small pavilion, trembling for a while, facing her out of breath with her fingers, she almost didn't catch her breath.

But Gu Erbai was terrified. When she had some asthma, he kept reaching out his hand to relieve her, "Empress, you can't go there. I'm still here, how can I explain it?"

Lin Yan managed to catch her breath, because of these words, the darkness almost passed away again.

"You really pissed me off!"

"..."

"Get away~ Stay away from me!"

Gu Erbai let go of his hand, and sat there like a good baby.

After a long time, seeing that she was breathing evenly, he secretly raised his eyelids aggrievedly, seeing her look like a pity that she was secretly cast by himself, and silently attributed it to her not abducting his own grief in his heart.

"Empress, actually..."

"Okay, okay."

Lin Yan was so angry that she didn't seem to have calmed down yet. She waved her long sleeves, as if she didn't want to talk to her, "You don't want to be blind, you are a boy, Er Gouzi also has spring, this palace bless all of you."

Gu Erbai, "..."

Empress, are you sure you are blessing me?

Lin Yan turned to look at her again, her whole body exuded a touch of sadness, and sighed one after another.

Thinking about being a good girl, her eyes are sharp and sharp, why are she so blind?
After sighing a few times, even when she asked her questions, there was such a hint of gritted teeth that she hated iron and steel, "Forget about this, just tell me, what do you usually use to maintain your little face?" of?"

"Oh."

Gu Erbai nodded, and then acted thoughtfully, thinking about her question seriously.

However, after thinking for a long time to no avail.

Lin Yan's face gradually darkened, thinking that if she came to the countryside, where could she find any good maintenance cosmetics, she would definitely come to the conclusion that she is naturally beautiful.

She sees she dares!

Gu Erbai really didn't think about it, since she was born, her mother said she was white and fat, and she looked like a snowball.

Moreover, she has a special physique, and people are getting more and more tanned. During the military training, she was so white that she had never seen before, and she also aroused a lot of hatred for this.

In modern times, hatred is still being promoted in ancient times, such as now...

Gu Erbai silently glanced at the anger hidden between the eyebrows of a certain empress, as if she could strangle her to death if she dared to tell the truth.

"By the way!" Seeing this, Gu Erbai pretended to think of something, had an idea, and looked at her eagerly, "I wash my face with our rice washing water every day, and it's very effective!"

(End of this chapter)