Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 181 Give Your Husband Some Sweetness

"What are you laughing at?"

Gu Yiqing's chest was trembling infected by her devilish laughter, and he kept scratching her sensitive itchy flesh, "Tell me quickly."

"Hahaha..." Gu Erbai smiled triumphantly, "You...let go, like a child."

"I'm a child?" Gu Yiqing turned her over with a slight force in his hands, and said in a sour tone, "Xiaobai, you have grown up, and if my husband remembers correctly, it seems that you are on a blind date today." day?"

"?"

If he doesn't mention this, she will forget it.

Gu Erbai looked at him, his brows slightly fluttered, he licked his lower lip slightly, and pretended to have an innocent look on his face, "Yes, Uncle Qing, you have a really good memory, today is a good day for Erbai... um... "

Before she finished speaking, Gu Yiqing's big palm came up and pinched her slapped face into the shape of a chubby, white and tender bun.

"Your good day is indeed today, let you become a woman today."

"..."

Gu Erbai looked at his jealous face, and continued to raise his chin bravely, "Nonsense, it's obviously a good day to meet a blind date, I have to dress nicely today."

Gu Yiqing sneered from the corners of his eyes, stroking his distorted face pervertedly, and ordered, "Just wear the green one from yesterday."

"Then how can I do it..." Gu Erbai still wanted to continue to tease him, and then he couldn't help laughing, "Don't scratch your flesh!"

"To let you go is to be enlightened for your husband. After you enter the mansion, do you think you can leave your husband for half a step?"

The corner of Gu Erbai's mouth twitched, "Really...Really?"

Why is it so like kidnapping and marrying a young daughter-in-law?
"Really." Gu Yiqing said in a gloomy tone, leaning over to press her sideways, his eyes were burning like a torch, "Also... the pain my wife has suffered for my husband now, I will get it back for my husband in the future."

Is this implying something?

"...Have I ever suffered for you again?" Stingy.

Gu Yiqing snorted coldly, and looked at her with dark eyes, "Madam should hurry up and eat so that she will be fat for nothing, and then she will have the energy to torment her husband."

"..." Gu Erbai saw him take it for granted, and Nuonuo said, "Why do I have a feeling that I will be miserable?"

"Well, it will be very miserable."

Such a horrible scene was exactly what he thought about day and night.

Gu Erbai raised his hand, "Then I apply to go outside for a while before jumping into the grave."

"Oh?" Gu Yiqing slapped her waist, threatening, "Then you will be miserable now!"

I'll force you in now.

"How miserable?"

Before the little girl could finish speaking, a certain shameless wolf stretched out its claws and cruelly scratched the deadly itchy flesh of the little girl, "Hahaha..."

"Hahaha……"

Painful and joyful tones resounded throughout the girl's boudoir, a certain Gu Lang quietly looked at a certain little woman who was crying with laughter, "Do you still dare to meet your blind date?"

Gu Erbai covered his hand, smiled and shed tears, "Don't dare, don't dare..."

"Oh?" The man's voice was slightly puzzled, and his voice slowly raised, "Which clothes are you wearing today?"

"Green, green..."

Gu Erbai's face was full of bulls, and Uncle Qing's wolf claws couldn't be pushed away, couldn't be shaken off, it was like brown sugar.

"It would have been better to say no earlier."

Gu Yiqing withdrew his wolf claws, and the corners of his slightly satisfied lips curled up slightly.

Gu Erbai wanted to get out of bed.

……

"Uncle Qing, you came here last night just to get jealous, right?"

"of course not."

A certain man whose mind was poked cheekily denied it quickly.

"Cut, I have already seen through my old grandson's piercing eyes~"

Gu Erbai squeezed his throat and was complacent when suddenly his father's rough voice came from outside the door, "Erbai, don't sleep, get up quickly, go to the flower garden early to buy flowers, the flowers are fresh in the morning, don't get up late gone."

"...Oh~ good!" Gu Erbai heard the sound, straightened his body reflexively, lifted the quilt quickly with his eyes and hands, and covered a certain tall and burly wolf tightly.

Gu Yiqing, "..."

For a moment I felt like an adulterer.

"Father, I'll change my clothes first..."

Gu Erbai's voice was a little trembling, he was afraid that the door might not be fastened, so he jumped down again.

"The door is locked for you."

Under the quilt, a man's voice came muffled.

Gu Erbai took a closer look, and found that the tie was really strong, even stronger than the tie used for burglary.

"Uncle Qing, hurry up and hide, I will go out and lure Dad away later, why do you think he got up so early today..."

Gu Erbai turned around, chattering nervously, pushed the quilt off his body, looked into the cabinet worriedly, and leaned over to look under the bed.

Gu Yiqing looked at her in a hurry, and couldn't help laughing, "Xiaobai, what are you doing? Do you want me to hide under the bed?"

"It seems that you can't hide it under the bed, so just feel wronged and hide it in the cabinet door."

"..."

"I would never hide in a closet."

……

Gu Erbai, I'll fuck you...

"Boom, boom, Erbai, what's the matter with you, you're still sleeping in!"

Father, who was swinging a water handkerchief outside the door, frowned and knocked on the door urgently.

"Ah..." Gu Erbai patted his mouth, yawned tiredly, squinted his sleepy eyes, opened the door with full acting skills, and complained in his voice, "Father, you are so annoying, didn't you say you will stay for a while?" Are you going? Allow me to change clothes."

Father flattened his eyebrows, wiped his face and nodded, "Aren't I afraid that you will sleep in and oversleep? All right, wear whatever you want, don't dress too nicely, just wear the green one you wore yesterday. My eldest cousin's unmarried daughter-in-law has a blemish on her face, so don't let others steal the show."

The corners of Gu Erbai's mouth twitched, are straight men really all the same aesthetics?
A certain host in the cabinet said, "Whatever you wear will distract the guests, so it's better not to go, and you'll save meeting your neighbors." '

"Don't worry."

Dad waved his hand, "Then hurry up, don't get ink stains, there is still warm water in the pot, come out and wash your face."

"Ah."

As soon as the voice fell, 'Bang! ', Gu Erbai couldn't wait to close the door.

Dad, "..."

This child...why is he so anxious as if there is a man hiding in the house.

"Uncle Qing, come out quickly!"

As soon as he turned his face, Gu Erbai nervously opened the door of the cupboard, beckoning him to come out.

But I didn't want to, and was pulled in by the man's long arms without paying attention.

"Xiaobai, is your husband so shameful?"

Gu Yiqing narrowed his eyes, looked at her dangerously, and leaned over to grab her lips.

It was the first time to donate a cabinet, and it looked like an affair, and it was really reconciled not to get something in return.

"Don't..." Gu Erbai staggered and fell into his arms, staring at this cheeky man.

"Damn... If you don't leave, we're both doomed, can you still think about it today? Do you have to make a fuss?"

Gu Yiqing chuckled, looked at her and shook her head calmly, "I won't die."

"..."

Yes, Father and Mother will beat me to death.

"Get out of here quickly! If you don't come out, you will be suffocated inside!"

Gu Erbai shook his fist.

"Huh?" The man's voice was hooked softly, full of hints, "Madam wants to fool you without giving me some sweets?"

"..." Gu Erbai looked at him so cheaply that he moved his face closer, and really wanted to give him a good slap.

Accompanied by a superficial 'ba chi' sound, Gu Erbai blushed and fled the cabinet like flying, and rushed out the door, "I'm going out to lure my father and mother away, you take this opportunity to run away!"

Behind him, a certain wolf in the cabinet happily touched his face that was lingering with residual heat, as if he was still immersed in the soft fragrance just now.

……

"Father! Why is there a snake under this shelf!"

Outside the house, Gu Erbai, the talented little flower, started her performance. One second she was obviously leisurely shaking the handkerchief in her hand, and the next second she suddenly jumped three feet high, pulling Howling at the father and mother in the pot house.

In the courtyard, Ah Huang stood up in a jerk, snake?where is the snake
"Snake? Where did the snake come from!"

Father and mother heard the howling that broke through the sky, put down their work again and again, and ran out.

Gu Erbai tremblingly shook his handkerchief, pointed at the empty yard, his face full of genuine panic, "The snake... just ran away along the alley just now, mom and dad, hurry up and chase, Erbai is afraid !"

Father frowned and looked at Xiang Dangzi, "Then what are you chasing after, they all ran away."

Ah Huang, "?"

"..."

Gu Erbai silently dropped the water veil, and suddenly pointed his slender fingers towards the corner of the alley, "Look, what is that lump? Is it a snake? Dad, go and see!"

A Niang looked at it suspiciously, "...Erbai, that's our clothes drying rope, are you dazzled?"

"It's not...the one next to it...the one with a good camouflage, it was still moving just now, but it's not moving now, that's it! Go and see it if you don't believe me!"

Gu Erbai grabbed A Niang's clothes in fear, his teeth were trembling realistically.

In the room, a certain man's hand holding the shelf was trembling with laughter, and the water in his eyes almost overflowed.

Sure enough, it was well disguised.

"what?"

A certain girl was trembling with fear, confusing her parents. The elders of the Qing family rolled up their sleeves and cautiously approached the clothesline.

"Quick, quick..." Gu Erbai turned around, shaking his hands like a sieve, and greeted the man by the door.

Gu Yiqing dodged and came out of the room, he couldn't see his figure clearly for a while.

But Gu Erbai still felt that a wolf had sneaked up on his face, and he also warned himself very seriously, "Go out today and be honest. If you dare to hook up with others, I will peel your skin."

"..."

"Erbai, where did the snake come from? Are you scared silly?"

Father and mother approached, shook the rope, and turned to reprimand her with disappointment.

When he saw his daughter lingering in the air with a foolish look, she immediately forgave her.

It seemed that he was really frightened.

Gu Erbai said, "This pervert, kiss him and stick out his tongue!" '

Near the Qing family grove.

The panic-stricken Tsing Yi was in charge, leaning against a poplar tree leisurely, swinging his legs leisurely, waiting patiently to greet the host.

Then, he saw a sneaky and slightly obscene figure coming out of the Qing family compound, turning his head three times at a step, with a face full of idiots intoxicated by women's lust.

Accidentally lost his mind, and almost tripped over the stone under his feet.

Tsing Yi in charge, "..."

That must not be the owner of the field.

It's very strange, why every time the host sees his wife, he will act like a fool for a short time.

Could it be... IQ is also contagious?
Gu Yiqing came out of the Qing family compound, raised his eyelids slightly, and saw a certain shadow guard staring at him like a fool, and immediately saw him frowning in displeasure, "What are you doing here so early?"

Tsing Yi in charge, "..."

Look at this resentful tone, I didn't push you out, it should be Madam who... drove you out, right?

Well, at this moment, Green Eggplant can already be sure that the owner's reaction must be because he didn't enjoy himself last night.

That's right, the lady's small body and the host's mighty and majestic object...

It's really hard to have fun.

After thinking about it, he ran over with a flattering face, "Back to the owner, Baitu sent someone again, this time to return the goods."

Gu Yiqing unintentionally glanced at a tree next to him, and said in a cold tone, "Get out."

"Here."

On the tree, a parrot that had been as quiet as a chicken was silent like a cicada.

The host, what a cruel heart.

It seems that we can only attack the little white girl.

……

During the morning meal, Auntie and Auntie of the Qing family had nothing to do, and explained to Gu Erbai a lot of things about the big cousin's family.

From how to negotiate the price when buying flowers in the flower garden, to how to explain to her cousin's relatives that she hasn't come home in the past two years, the talk is tight and tight.

Gu Erbai listened, scratching his ears boredly, his heart had already flown to the sky.

With father and mother's cautious and timid characters, it is reckoned that if she really found out, she hooked up with Uncle Qing.

Maybe she'll... blood splatter the wall.

……

On the narrow path.

"Little master, it's such a long way, let's just walk over it?"

Early in the morning, Wan Lai was quiet, and there were hardly any pedestrians on the road.

Linglongmu, who was hidden in her ears, could finally come out comfortably and stretch her waist.

Gu Erbai glanced at it lightly, "I don't see that you are poor, besides, I'm leaving, you are flying."

"That's not it!" Linglongmu pinched her waist, with a look of disapproval, "Anyway, little master, you have already become the owner of the field, and within a few days, you will be able to sit on mountains of gold and silver and become a rich wife .”

Gu Erbai, "..." Listen, it's really cool.

"But wood, why are you getting fat? Instead of growing vertically, it grows horizontally?"

Linglongmu's chubby face darkened, "If you eat too much dog food, you will gain weight."

"..." Gu Erbai pursed his smile, "Don't imitate me, do you know what dog food means?"

Linglongmu curled her lips, "If you think about it, you know it's not a good word."

"Cut~" Gu Erbai rolled his eyes and turned a corner.

I don't want to, just after passing the fork in the road, I accidentally caught a glimpse of the road ahead, a group of women with skirts in pink hairpins, holding skirts in their hands, waving handkerchiefs hastily, chasing after a gorgeous carriage relentlessly back.

Seeing the situation, Linglongmu glared, and the sound of "Yah" came to the ears of the little master, "Someone is coming!"

Seeing that spectacular scene, Gu Erbai couldn't help being astonished, "What's in that sedan chair? It's so sought after?"

Linglongmu poked her head out, stared at her interested little face, and said leisurely, "Little master, this is your source of inspiration."

ah?Source of inspiration?Gu Erbai became even more puzzled.

At this time, the driver of the carriage finally couldn't bear it anymore, let go of the horse that was desperately driving forward, and got out of the carriage with an expression of impatience.

With a rough voice, he said angrily to a group of young girls, "Stop chasing all of you! This carriage runs fast, what if it hurts someone?"

"We want to see Wan Jun..."

"Yes! We won't leave until we see Wanjun!"

"Don't go! It's hard to wait until Lord Wanjun comes out!"

A group of pink and green girls who had been chasing him for a long time obviously didn't agree with him, they surrounded the carriage chattering loudly.

Gu Erbai squinted his eyes, and with a great herd mentality, he gradually walked towards that side, blending into the pink and green camp.

This posture is really lively, like a fan picking up a plane, could it be that groupies were also popular in ancient times?

"The head of my family is really not in the car, girls, please go back!"

The driver stuck his neck, his face flushed with anger, and he waved his hands to get on the horse.

"If you don't go back, I'm welcome to drive!"

"Impossible, I saw Wan Jun's car with my own eyes!"

"Yes, why is this? You didn't give us a single glance!"

"Release us Wanjun, Wanjun said last time that he hoped to see us again!"

As soon as the words came out, the girls started commotion again, but the luxurious carriage seemed to remain motionless, as the coachman said, no one was sitting in it at all.

As soon as Gu Erbai stopped, his eyes lit up when he heard the word 'Wanjun'.

The legendary talented designer who is wildly sought after by thousands of girls in Jiacheng?Little Taozi's hardcore idol and creator of Moonlight Beauty?
Then... you really have to stop the car!
"Yes! Let Wan Jun out! We want to see Wan Jun!"

Gu Erbai didn't think it was a big deal to join in the fun, so he took advantage of the situation and waved his handkerchief, speaking righteously.

An extraordinarily silly, sweet and unaffected crisp voice reached the ears of the people in the sedan chair. The man sitting on the mahogany cool chair slightly opened his long eyes with closed eyes.

"Three slaves, let go of the sedan chair."

The man's clear and thin voice came out, like the gurgling water of a spring.

Hearing the sound, all the girls outside the sedan chair were silent, holding their breath, nervously waiting for the idol to come.

(End of this chapter)