Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 174 It's Not Easy To Be A Man Like The Owner

"Little Master~"

"Little Master~"

In the middle of the night, Gu Erbai was woken up by the sound of children's trembling sounds of resentment.

"Who? Who!"

A carp stood upright, Gu Erbai sat up abruptly, looking around with his big black eyes, and his back felt creepy.

In the middle of the night, the cold wind is howling, the leaves are rustling, and everything is silent.

Outside the window, the stars are shining, the fog is deep and the dew is thick, and it is peaceful.

"Have a nightmare?"

Gu Erbai lazily narrowed his sleepy eyes, murmured to himself and scratched his head, in a daze, preparing to continue falling asleep.

"Little Master~"

At this time, a black and round thing clouded the whole face like a ghost, floating leisurely in front of her eyes.

"Oh my mother, my mother~"

Gu Erbai was so frightened that his hairs stood on end, and he shrank into a corner instantly wrapped in the quilt.

When he looked at the things in front of him tremblingly, his brows twitched in anger, "Dead wood! What are you doing out in the middle of the night! Scary!"

"little Master……"

Linglongmu circled her twice, with gloomy eyes, "If I don't come out again, the little master may be useless."

"……What?"

"Little master, where did you get my hero?"

Gu Erbai, "?"

"Master——I will guide and teach you about the male protagonist in bed affairs in the future."

Gu Erbai, "... Whoever told you it has to be his?"

When Linglongmu heard this, she was really wrong.

I thought that when it woke up this time, what it saw would be that the little master had already been in Gu's mansion, and lived a sweet life with the owner. Unexpectedly, it only slept for a few days, and this changed the world !
Sure enough, the little master is the most unreliable.

"Little master, are you doing it again?"

Gu Erbai, "..."

Why does everyone automatically turn to the owner when they mention anything about Uncle Qing, like gravity. Is this the legendary walking man with a halo?
"No, you have to reconcile with the owner of the field, and you can't find someone else."

Linglongmu circled her around, very grumpy.

"why?!"

No one else wanted me but him.

"Because... only the size of the owner can achieve the sense of accomplishment of Mu Mu's future teaching."

"..."

Gu Erbai pursed his lips, his eyes gradually changed.

How the hell do you know his size? !

"Wood knows it by feeling the emotions of the little master, it seems... thicker than the little master's wrist, wow~ Wood is so envious of the little master, this is so happy."

As she said that, Linglongmu folded her chubby hands on her chin, and looked at her with starry eyes.

"..." Gu Erbai blushed all over his face.

Make sure it's not a crime, it's a murder weapon.

"Ahem~Actually..." A shy white voice stuttered, "Actually... Actually, I don't know very well."

"I've touched it twice and still don't know much about it?"

Linglongmu stared at her suspiciously.

Gu Erbai's face was covered with black lines.

"What else do you know?"

"What Wood will know is all due to the little master's emotions, who made you keep recalling those two times, little master, Wood doesn't even know the details..."

"Shut up! Who remembers!"

Gu Erbai's face turned red for a moment, like a boiled prawn.

I can't even remember you!
Linglongmu curled her lips, "Your emotions have revealed that you are now, and you are angry after being exposed."

"..." Gu Erbai felt that the owner is not as good as a dog these days.

"Little master, why are you so shy? You should be proud of this kind of thing. After all, the owner is your man. In fact, the owner is now letting you familiarize yourself with the size so that you can prepare yourself mentally..."

"stop!"

The feeling of the picture was born spontaneously, and Gu Erbai couldn't listen to it anymore. Who would easily forget the kind of unforgettable, unspeakable, and dark things.

It's over, that pervert has left such a deep shadow on himself, how can he marry in the future.

Linglongmu covered her mouth obediently, "Little master, then tell me, what is going on between you and the owner? Why are you still separated?"

"When did we live together?"

"Didn't you make up your mind to live with the owner? And go to the grove..."

When Gu Erbai heard Xiao Shulin, as if someone had plucked the strings, his nerves collapsed, "Stop? Don't tell me!"

After finishing speaking, she lay down on her back and pulled the quilt to cover herself tightly.

"Little master, don't run away, running away won't solve the problem..."

"Little master, tell me, and Mu Mu will solve your problems for you!"

"Little master, the host is such a reasonable person, and he is considerate of you. The key is the hardware configuration. If you miss this, where can you find it..."

"little Master……"

In the middle of the night, Gu Erbai looked at the miserable moon outside the window with tears in his eyes.

In the ear, the magic sound and mantra of the wood chanting scriptures came over and over again.

In the end... actually sang a lonely and bitter love song:
"It's Not Easy to Be a Man Like the Field Owner":
'It's not easy for a man like the farm owner. He works hard all day doing business, and there is a wild wife at home~ It's not easy for a man like the farm owner. He works hard on the bed all night, but in the end the little wife on the couch is not satisfied. ~It’s not easy to be a man like the owner, waiting all year for a good one, and finally found one and throwing him away~'

Gu Erbai turned over with a numb expression, she burst into tears when she was sung by this sensational song, and immediately felt that she was very inhuman.

Linglongmu finished singing a song, cleared her throat, and cut another song.

"Women Thirty Like Wolves":
Women at thirty are like wolves, which makes most men feel melancholy~
Unlike my master, who is like a wolf at thirty, the owner must be very strong~
A woman is like a wolf at thirty, so she can't choose the wrong bridal chamber~
The selected man must be as long as the owner~
Gu Erbai wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, fortunately, she is still far away from thirty.

"The coquettish slut outside is very happy these two days":
The flirtatious sluts outside have been very happy these two days, because a fool has been slapped lightly by others~
I lost that excellent husband and let them lust~
The flirtatious slut outside is very happy these two days, because...

"Wood, wood... I know I'm wrong, stop now, I'll tell you what you want to hear, I'll tell you!"

In the end, Gu Erbai's proud rationality finally collapsed and paralyzed. With two wet dark circles under his eyes, he rolled and crawled, knelt down and grabbed his trousers.

"Boss, please forgive me..."

The power of music is simply too great.

Linglongmu just happened to be tired from singing, so she nodded calmly, "Well, please tell me, little master, Mumu is all ears."

"..."

Gu Erbai looked at it with snot and tears, and suddenly complained, "Tell me first, why do you suddenly know so many songs? Didn't you just play those little yellow songs in a loop at the banquet before?" ? Are you kidding me!"

"No!" Linglong Mu Shicheng shook her head.

"Last time at the banquet, Linglongmu hadn't been upgraded yet, and it was a newborn baby at that time, and his spiritual power was very poor. After experiencing the system disorder last time, his vitality was seriously injured, so he rested for many days, and his health is good. A lot, the spirit is better, the system has also been upgraded, and now Mumu has more than a few little yellow songs, Mumu is now Jiacheng Xiaoqu library!"

"..."

You can see it, and every song is based on your idol Gu Yingdi.

"Little master, you can now say why you have to be the owner of the field and leave."

Linglongmu brought the topic back wittily.

"..."

Gu Erbai recalled the deeply buried memories, gradually sighed, and looked out of the window with a sad face.

The cicadas are still and the forest is secluded, and the autumn wind is rustling, creating a strong sense of desolation for her. Slowly, Gu Erbai slowly explained the events of that day.

Of course, during this period, the images of the scumbag man who is the uncle of the Qing Dynasty and the image of the resentful woman must be portrayed vividly and vividly.

After a long narration, after a long time, Gu Erbai shook his head blankly, and two lines of desolate tears fell down.

"Wu Mu, do you think there is such a ruthless and shameless actor in this world? Anyway, I don't expect to have any results with him now, but since he is not tired of playing with him and is willing to continue pestering, let him go, I'm just afraid... ...I'm afraid I'll fall into it again, she's like a fucking whirlpool, it's so attractive..."

"little Master……"

Linglongmu handed her a handkerchief slowly, her brows fixed in thought.

"But don't you think there's something wrong with it?"

"What's wrong, it's too right, I've seen how ruthless men are since ancient times."

"But from Mu Mu's point of view, there are too many loopholes. If you think about it carefully, if the host continues to play tricks on you, why does he deliberately ask others to call you to the grove to show his flaws, and then try his best to coax you? "

　The assist artifact Linglong wood, produced by Cangmu, is absolutely extraordinary, relying on you, little wood, the two products of Xiaomu and Yingtan are not reliable at all, let me tell you!
　　There will be updates in the afternoon and evening, don’t forget to come~ (Your brother Lian is just trying to see the needles, if you don’t talk about it, you will be in tears, I’m going to class)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)