Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 1 Veteran driver, brake quickly! (for collection)
Hot summer.

The industrious farmer uncles and aunts are all planting seedlings with their backs to the sky facing the muddy water, and among them is Gu Erbai who is physically inharmonious.

"Erbai, your posture for planting seedlings is wrong." Beside him, Uncle Wang raised his head and looked at her with a slight frown.

"Ah? What's wrong?" Gu Erbai turned his face to wipe off the sweat dripping from his head, and looked at him in confusion.

"Erbai, look at Auntie, follow suit, take the seedlings along the way, shake your hands, and plug them in like a chicken pecking at rice." Aunt Wang smiled patiently and showed her.

"Okay..." Gu Erbai nodded, squinted his dizzy eyes, and licked his dry lips. As soon as he straightened up, he felt a 'click' on his spine, and she burst into tears from the pain.

...I have an old waist, I can't have a herniated disc at a young age.

"Come on, Erbai, you can do it like Aunt Wang. It's best not to be lazy, practice makes perfect." The next day, Liu's mother saw her standing in a daze, and urged her repeatedly.

be lazy?

Gu Erbai raised his head, looked at the rickety seedlings planted on the ground in front of him, couldn't help shaking his muddy sleeves, and looked at the sky speechlessly. May I ask, does this ghost dynasty have the word "lazy"?
Gu Erbai has lived for 16 years. He claims to be a good daughter and teacher who can sit in Baguio and never stand in Baguio, and Ge Youping can never sit in Baguio. A good student who can't take care of himself, and a patient who abandons treatment in the eyes of his friends who are "lazy cancer and ossified advanced stage".

But since I got here!
Everything has changed.

It became unrecognizable and horrible!
Digging vegetables, weeding, walking the dog, planting rice...

Thinking about it, Gu Erbai seemed to be unable to withstand the stimulation, his heart suddenly trembled uncontrollably, a handful of sparse seedlings floated loosely on the water, his whole mind was spinning, and his body was even more precarious.

"Yo, what's the matter with this child?" Seeing the situation, Aunt Wang was so frightened that she ran over in her water boots, "Uncle Wang, come and see, does this child have a fever?"

"Hurry up and help." Uncle Wang dropped the seedling, and hurried to the shore with her in his arms.

In the field, all the uncles and neighbors were alarmed, and they gathered around to watch worriedly.

"This isn't a rash, it's obviously being entangled by leeches!" At this moment, Mama Liu stared at the black spot on her fair calf, and stretched out her hand to slap it crisply.

"Leech!" Gu Erbai, who was in a daze, immediately rolled his eyes when he heard the word leech, and roared into the sky.

"Pat it hard, and it will fall off." Aunt Wang broke her calf, rubbed her hands, and greeted her leg with a slap.

"Slow...slow down..." Gu Erbai tremblingly stretched out his blistered little hand, not to knock out the leech, which crippled her leg.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, what are you afraid of? Look, it fell!" After patting for a while, someone picked up the leech curled up on the ground, rubbed it into a black ball, held it in front of her and hung it.

"Ahhh..." Gu Erbai was so frightened that he could cry hellishly.

Aunt Wang slapped the leech away, and said angrily, "You don't want to scare her, Erbai, let's get up, it's noon, it's time to go home for dinner, continue in the afternoon."

"Go back, go back." Gu Erbai softened his legs, stroking her to get up in grief, she wanted to go home, back to modern times!
Aunt Wang helped her up, looked up at the blurred figures on the bank of the field, and smiled, "Look, Erbai, your mother is bringing Ah Huang to meet you."

Hearing this, Gu Erbai frowned ominously, looked up at her "mother" in a daze, carrying a bag of dry food in his hand, and walked towards this side with a smile, the rosy complexion on his face that had just returned gradually returned. froze.

This shit... is going to roughly deal with two cold momos on the shore again, and continue to exploit the rhythm of labor.

"Wow, woof, woof..." In the distance, Ah Huang saw his master, and ran over excitedly, wagging his tail.

Gu Erbai swallowed, this dead dog is fatter than her now.

"Ah Huang is so pleasing~"

"Ah Huang, come!"

Seeing Erbai's humanistic big yellow dog jumping over, everyone happily clapped their hands to tease it.

Gu Erbai sighed, and tickled its dog leg. Looking at the big fat leg, it weighed four catties. She hasn't eaten a meal of meat for a long time. If she can have a braised dog leg right now, Gu Erbai My saliva flowed down.

Ah Huang leaped to her legs alive and kicking, shaking his head, seeing her outstretched calf bleeding faintly, the dog's face froze, and then barked twice, just as he caught a glimpse of the resurgent leech next to him, he jumped up with a dog's paw It was photographed on the ground.

The leech quickly nestled into a ball and rolled along the muddy bank into the paddy field.

The Ahuang dog stared, and kicked forward and back, and barked twice in displeasure. Gu Erbai was afraid that it would slip, so he pulled his dog's tail impatiently and shouted, "Stop barking!"

Ah Huang was not obedient, he yelled around the bank for a while, Gu Erbai rolled his eyes, and everyone laughed happily at the sight.

"Wang~" Unexpectedly, Ah Huang kicked back and rushed into the field.

Gu Erbai didn't react right away, but when he saw it hooving into the ground, his pupils suddenly shrank.

Her seedlings!She planted a morning of seedlings!

"Woof! Wang! Wang!" Ah Huang jumped up and ran to the field, rolling with joy.

Gu Erbai saw her planting the wilting seedlings all morning, and at this moment, under the merciless trampling of the dog's hooves, she floated up carefree.

"I'm xxxx! Dead dog!" Gu Erbai's mind froze, and he rushed into the field to chase the dog like crazy. The whole process was full of water splashing and furious, like a pitched battle.

In the field, Ah Huang, who was catching leeches, was enjoying himself. When he saw his master running down, he thought he was going to play with him, so he ran around more and more excitedly, with a seedling in his mouth, wagging his tail to the sky.

"You..." Gu Erbai stretched out his finger and trembled angrily, gnashing his teeth, his face full of anger.

"You stewed you just waiting for me to come home!" Immediately, a monstrous roar broke through the sky.

far away.

A group of officials following the owner heard the movement, they couldn't help looking into the distance, stroked their beards in a little surprise, and stopped, "Master, look at which town's little girl this is, she is quite energetic."

"The strength is not small, and it's quite interesting to watch." The rest of the officials also squinted their eyes, watching the grand occasion cheerfully.

Gu Yiqing raised his eyes slightly, and a vivid and vivid back was reflected in the deep pupils, and in the depths of the eyelids, there was a shimmering light.

Tanaka.

Gu Erbai rolled up his sleeves and clenched his fists, chasing Ah Huang with full murderous intent. The mud splashed, the seedlings flew, and the crazy back made the villagers, young and old, laugh so hard that their stomachs ached.

Ah Huang, a mature yellow dog, was really angry when he saw his master, so he hurried out of the paddy field and rubbed behind the "old lady" on the bank to please his blessing.

"Hey, what's wrong with Erbai?" Seeing that this man and dog were making a lot of noise, the aunt of the Qing family hurriedly protected the dirty Ah Huang.

"Mom, get out of the way, I have to break its dog legs today!" Erbai wiped the dirt off his face, only showing a pair of dazzling bright eyes, grinning at Ah Huang resentfully.

"You're a big girl, and you're still following a child, fighting with a dog, which makes people laugh." Aunt Qing smiled helplessly, and took out a handkerchief to wipe her face.

"But……"

Aunt Wang came over to comfort her, "Erbai, the seedling you planted won't survive, it will float if it floats, and plant it again in the afternoon according to the method Auntie taught you."

"..." Gu Erbai twitched the corners of his mouth, Aunt Wang, are you really okay with this?
Gu Erbai moved his small hands slightly, pretended to be dejected and lowered his head, and let out a long sigh.

Ah Huang felt her depressed mood, and gradually ran out from behind the aunt, and licked her calf intimately.

Gu Erbai's eyes lit up, and he snapped towards Ah Huang's tail.

"Ugh~" Ah Huang raised his head tremblingly, looking desperately at his master who was twisting his face with a sinister smile.

"Hehehe... finally caught you!" Gu Erbai showed his gleaming teeth, looking at Ah Huang like looking at a plate of braised dog's hooves.

"You still recruit it." The aunt gently patted her hand.

Gu Erbai shook his head, people are not as good as dogs.

Holding Ah Huang's tail with one hand, Gu Erbai turned around and walked forward without looking back, "It's okay, it's dirty like a dog, take it to take a bath."

As soon as Ah Huang heard about taking a bath, he knew in his heart that he could swim in freestyle again, and his tail was raised high.

"Isn't it originally a dog, this silly boy." The aunt smiled dotingly, and then raised the dry food in her hand to her, "Hurry up and come back, I will come to eat while it is hot."

Gu Erbai nodded, walked her Chinese pastoral dog, and walked leisurely towards a small river not far from the field.

I have been familiar with this ghostly place for two days, and it is the same thing to work hard and put on airs.

Now, it is indeed time to find an opportunity to go back.

Staying here, "communication depends on roaring, farming depends on hands, security depends on dogs, heating depends on shaking, traffic depends on walking, and lighting depends on oil". Squeeze into an empty shell!
Gu Erbai was thinking, thinking, but he couldn't think of a good way to wear it back. His footsteps became heavier and heavier, and he felt more and more miserable, so he covered his face with his hands.

If you want to talk about how she fell into bad luck and passed through this era, then... it is simply a nightmare.

The New Year's firecrackers lit up the sky, warming the countryside for ten miles. The three generations of the Gu family said they were missing their children and grandchildren, so they made a phone call and called the Gu family back to the countryside to celebrate the New Year.

Gu Erbai lived in a city full of steel bars since he was a child, and he was curious about the fresh rural scenery, so he followed suit.

this day.

Gu Erbai sat on her sister Gu Dabai's motorcycle and went for a pleasant ride together.

Not long after going out, I encountered a small puddle of water.

Gu Dabai turned the car quickly, and deftly dodged.

"Sister, you can also ride a motorcycle, you're hiding it."

"That is, who is your sister! Old driver~" Gu Dabai smiled triumphantly, "But now my sister is busy with work, and I don't usually have the opportunity to take you to play, so it's nice to be able to go to this country for a New Year's Eve. Interesting, you are waiting for me to show you a wave of operations..."

"Wang Wang~"

Gu Dabai was squinting his eyes and chatting leisurely, when suddenly, a white fluffy teddy dog ​​rolled out from the road directly in front of the motorcycle, barking twice in a childish voice.

Gu Dabai loves dogs the most, and now that he is about to bump into them, he panics immediately, and his hands and feet can't be controlled.

"Sister~ sister~ sister~ brake!"

(End of this chapter)