lazy tang

Chapter 885
"Erlang! Do you really want to do this?" The eldest grandson sat up, his hair covering Li Er's chest.Although she has passed her age, the scenery inside the pajamas is still so moving!
"Li Ke and Li Tai are not as broad-minded as the pheasant slaves. If the two of them are in power, I am afraid that my sons will not have a good end. The pheasant slaves are different. His heart is wider than his brothers. If he becomes The emperor. In the future, our children will have a good result. For the future of the Li family, I have decided to make a slave as the prince." Li Er's voice was very soft, trying not to let people outside hear it.

"But the pheasant slave is young after all!"

"It's not too young. At his age, I have already led the army to kill the enemy. Besides, he has followed Yunhao in the Middle East for the past few years, so he has some qualifications. I believe that he will be a good emperor. He will be a qualified one. emperor!"

"But the pheasant slave has no influence in the court! Qingque and Li Ke both have their own influence. If the pheasant slave becomes the prince, will it be...!"

"Hehe! Empress, don't worry, do you think the pheasant slave is really so harmless to humans and animals? Yun Dabao is his classmate junior, and he has been by the Yun family's side these past few years. He has long been inseparable from the Yun family, don't look at Yun Hao He was just fooling around all day long. If someone really wanted to make trouble in Chang'an City, Yun Hao could crush them to death with one finger.

How many years has he led the army since Jinyang started the army.How many of the military generals in the army came from his account.I checked my resume a few days ago, I didn’t know if I didn’t read it, I was shocked when I saw it.

The current officers of the Sixteenth Guards had never been on duty under Yunhao's tent.They are students who graduated from Lishan Academy!Yunhao's influence on the army, I am afraid that only I can match in the Tang Dynasty. "

"Will Yunhao become Sima Yi?" Li Er said, the eldest grandson became even more worried.

"No, absolutely not. Do you know why I'm so sure? Because Yunhao doesn't want to be emperor at all, coming to Jiuwukou Hantianxian holds the title. Everyone wants this position, but Yunhao is In no mood.

On the eve of Xuanwu Gate, he told me that being an emperor is hard work, but I didn't believe it at first.But after being an emperor for 20 years, I am really tired.Not physically tired, but mentally tired.

Every day, I have to distinguish whether what the courtiers told me is true or not, and what is the intention of everyone talking to me.I have to believe everything in the memorial, but I can't believe it all.For the benefit, officials will unite to deceive me.For the sake of official position, the ugliness of human nature will be unreservedly displayed in front of you.

Now I believe that the emperor is a hard job.The power of the world is in one hand, and the burden of the country is tied to one body.tired!Really too tired! "

Li Er took a long breath, but coughed profusely.

"You drink less, but you just don't listen. Daoist Sun must have told you so many times!" The eldest grandson blamed Li Er while combing Li Er's back.

"To be happy in life is to have fun. I am very happy to see the pheasant slave grow up today."

"I heard that the pheasant slave brought back a vassal monk from Tianzhu, and he lived for more than 200 years. The skill of keeping in good health is quite good, why don't you let him show you?" The eldest grandson suddenly thought of an interesting story that Li Zhi was telling her. .

"Two hundred years old? It's a lie!" Li Er didn't really believe that a person can live two hundred years old, it's such a ridiculous thing!

"Why don't you come here tomorrow and see if he has the ability?"

"Let him take a look at the pheasant slave's mansion first. It doesn't matter what my illness is. Mr. Sun will cure him!" Li Er still didn't quite believe these barbarians.

No matter how well a person pretends, he will show his feet.Watch it for a while before talking!
In the first month of the 23rd year of Zhenguan, the Tang Dynasty finally had its own prince again—Jin Wang Li Zhi.

Public opinion was in an uproar when the news spread, and no one expected that this silent prince would become the new owner of the East Palace.You know, this is not the first year of Zhenguan, when the emperor was still in the prime of life.

The current emperor is over 50. According to the average standard of this year, it seems that he will go to see his ancestors in a few years.If that is the case, the present prince is the future emperor.

The most anxious ones are naturally Li Tai and Li Ke. The goal of all sentient beings was snatched away by the humble younger brother.This is unacceptable under any circumstances!

They wanted to go to the palace to meet their father, but Li Er's cold words made them lose all hope. "not see!"

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"I said, you are still a chicken thief. You put your son next to King Jin early. I heard that King Jin intends to ask your son to be a horse washer in the East Palace. Everyone knows that today's horse wash in the East Palace will be a servant in the future. Your vision is good enough!" Li Daoyan said with a smile.

Because of Yunhao's relationship, the relationship between Li Daoyan and Li Zhi is pretty good.In the battle for succession, there is no obvious behavior of standing in line.This kind of situation is rare among princes. Jiangxia King Li Daozong and Hejian County King Li Xiaogong are all flustered now.

One of these two has a close friendship with Li Ke, and the other has a similar taste with Li Tai.Becoming Li Ke and Li Tai's supporters in the clan, Li Zhi's blow made them dizzy.

"You can't stop your mouth by killing pig vegetables. Why did I put my son next to King Jin early on. At the beginning, my son was the first to worship under Mr. Yan Lao, and King Jin was a teacher later. Drink some wine and talk nonsense of!

Also, this East Palace is improper for washing Ma Yun's family.The Yun family is not as hard-headed as you, and is planning to spend the rest of their lives in Lintong.If you want to make wind and rain, you can do it, don't count the Yun family.The Yun family is a rare and kind family, they don't rebel! "

"Who said you rebelled, it means you have good vision and gave birth to a good son!" Cheng Yaojin gnawed a thick elbow until it was dripping with juice.

"The kid from the Yun family is smart, he doesn't look like our son. He just has a bunch of stupid strength!" Yu Chigong echoed!
Lao Niu concentrates on eating, and the sauerkraut pot is very appetizing to Lao Niu.The old guy can't eat enough!

"My boy is smart, but your two boys are not smart? The city of Rome was robbed by them, even the pope's scepter was spared. Christians in the West are trying to find your son, so stop worrying about my family." " Yun Hao said angrily.

Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baolin have become the scourge of the western world.

Relying on the sharpness of their armor, these two guys led people to the city of Rome.Seeing their aggressive appearance, people closed the city gate and called on the entire Federation to help.result……!
As a result, he was beaten up by these two, and the city of Rome was robbed from the bottom up.The Christians in the West were going crazy. The Pope called on the kings to form a crusade and start an Eastern Expedition to retake Jerusalem occupied by the pagans.Give the Tang people a great lesson!

Speaking of the robber's son, the two old thieves looked proud.The son of a thieves, how can he succeed without stealing things.The ancestral craftsmanship must not be lost, but must be carried forward.

The two felt that their son had done it, and that he had overfulfilled the task.Because they are no longer satisfied with the one-third of an acre of land in the country like their parents.

Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baolin robbed the border and style.Even the pope in the Western world has not let go, they don't understand what the pope is.It can be heard that the name is so powerful!
"My boy is worthless, and now he is a boat runner. By the way, Yunhao! The crown prince brought back a monk from Tianzhu. I heard that he was two hundred years old. You were there at the time. Is this true? The old man recently I'm not feeling well, and I want to live two more years. Would you like to ask the old monk for some medicine!"

Niu Jinda ate up a plate of dumplings stuffed with sauerkraut and pork by himself, put down his chopsticks and asked the key points.

When they are older, they don't really care about money or anything, they care more about how long they can continue to live.Otherwise, no matter how much money you have, it is useless.

The arrival of Nai Suo Po Mei brought them hope, if you ask these old guys what they want most.They will definitely answer affectionately, I want to borrow another 500 years from the sky.

This is considered modest. Li Er's narcissistic personality can say what he has said for 5000 years.

Li Zhi was very reluctant when he handed over the naughty woman, this old guy is really effective.I am quite the emperor, that is far away.

But there is no way, the thin arms can't twist the thighs.Li Chengqian's crown prince for more than ten years has the help of foreign aid Hou Junji.Wasn't he blown away by his father in one breath, this trusting prince is far less courageous than his predecessor.

The best result is that the father dies naturally and finally succeeds legally.There is no need to use swords, and everyone is happy.

Li Yuan's sentence "My sons kill each other, your son's blood flows like rivers" has always been a thorn in the hearts of the Li family.Both Li Er and Li Zhi are trying their best to avoid this kind of thing from happening.

"Anyway, based on my knowledge, I have never heard of anyone who has lived for 200 years, let alone seen one. If you ask me, that old monk is a liar." Yun Hao took a sip of the grape wine, and the old brothers don't need to hide it. with.

"I'm really not sure about this. I heard that the old monk has some skills. A fish was left on the ground for a few days, and it became hard. After the old guy cast a spell, he was put into the water for an hour and survived.

There is also a grass, which has withered.The old monk put it in his arms for a long time, and then sprayed on the grass, and the grass came to life.The place where the performance was performed was in the imperial palace. There were no less than a hundred people present, and the old man was also there.This can't be faked...! "That Suo Pomei lived in Li Daoyan's mansion for a while, and Li Daoyan believed in the old monk.

"The old man also saw it with his own eyes!" Yu Chigong was at the scene at that time, a ready-made witness.

"Anyway, I just don't believe it. You can believe it if you want. I didn't stop you! Me! I sleep at home all day until I wake up naturally, and then I go fishing or hunting. Surrounded by a group of women It’s good to ask for cheap! Anyway, I am living very happily, and I can’t turn to the things in the palace.”

"You kid, just be stubborn!" Seeing that Yun Hao didn't like that naughty woman, the others felt incredible.

Time passes slowly when people are idle.But if you are idle for a long time, time will pass quickly.

After the new year is the beginning of spring, Qingming, and it will be May in a blink of an eye.

The Tang Empire is like a galloping chariot, there is no opponent in the collision back and forth in the world.The crusaders formed by the kings in the west were beaten by Cheng Chumo and Niu Jianhu and fled in embarrassment.I heard that the king caught a bunch of them, and now they are being locked up and bleeding one by one.

The offspring of thieves, kidnapping and extorting money is a family tradition.These kings don't peel off their skins, so it is estimated that it will be difficult to pass.

Another piece of news came back, Yunhao didn't know whether he should be happy or unhappy.

The new king of Ottoman Turkey burned his teacher Li Deyu at the stake.It is said that it was because Li Deyu interfered too much in politics, which aroused unanimous opposition from the elders of the tribe.

Not only Li Deyu died, but even his family, wife and children were slaughtered.

It is quite sad to say that Li Jing's generation of military formation ended up with no descendants.

Li Er's health became worse and worse, and Sun Simiao's time in the palace became shorter and shorter.The time that Suo Pomei stayed in the palace became longer and longer. It is said that the reigning emperor concocted a kind of elixir, which, if successful, could cure Li Erbai's illnesses and increase his life span by more than ten years.

Yunhao is not interested in how many years have been added to his life, and Chu Guogong seems to have disappeared in the Tang court.Only major celebrations will show up, and the rest of the time it is rare to show up.

Li Ke and Li Tai were very decadent, and they asked to return to their fief.But he was ruthlessly rejected by Li Er!The two frustrated people can only suffer in Chang'an, and their days are so miserable that life is worse than death.

Tai Chi Hall!
Li Zhi took out a golden pill from a beautiful box held by the waiter.

"Father! This is the elixir refined by Master Nai Sua Pomei. There are three of them in total. Master Nai Sua Pomei said that he has already lost a hundred years of cultivation for this. At least for ten years, he will no longer be able to refine alchemy." gone."

"Oh!" Li Er said oh, although he has a severe headache now.But Li Er still didn't dare to take the medicine refined by the vassal monk lightly, God knows what the ingredients are.

"Father, please allow my son to taste the medicine for my father!" As if knowing what Li Er was thinking, Li Zhi offered to try this elixir of unknown composition.

"Pheasant slave! I and the queen both know your heart, but you are the prince of a country, you can't...!" Li Er couldn't continue after speaking halfway.

Li Zhi picked up a pill and stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it without chewing.

"Hey...!" Li Er's heart ached and he was happy.

If it were Li Ke or Li Tai, they would never dare to do this.

Throughout the ages, countless emperors died suddenly after taking pills.Who knows whether this elixir is a magic medicine to save people, or a poison to kill people.

After a few hours, Li Zhi was fine.Li Er ordered someone to bring the elixir, looked at it and swallowed it in one gulp.

"Father! After taking the elixir, you should take a rest. My son is waiting outside the hall!"

"Well! Go back and rest, you've been tired for a day. I didn't get this disease in a day, and naturally I can't get better in a day. The disease comes like a mountain, and the disease goes like a thread!"

"No!" Li Zhi made a promise and walked out!

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"Good grandson! Good grandson!" Yun Hao hugged the grandson in his arms and smiled so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes. There is nothing happier than holding a grandson.

Xue Rengui walked in suddenly, and soon the old bear in armor also appeared.

"What's wrong?" Yun Hao asked with a frown.

"There is a report from the Yellow Gate, so that you can enter the palace as soon as possible. Our eyeliner in Chang'an said that all the nobles in Chang'an are rushing to the palace. It seems that something big has happened."

Lintong is far away from Chang'an, and only Yunhao likes to live far away from Chang'an.Others wished to live as close to the emperor as possible.So Yunhao was the one who got the latest news, and also the one who got the most news.

"Big deal!" Yun Hao waved his hand, and Li Yanrong hurried over to take the child away.

"How long has that monk been in the palace?" Yun Hao asked in a deep voice instead of ordering a car to be prepared.

"It's been three months, and I entered the palace at the beginning of February. Now it's May, which is exactly three months. I heard that a furnace of elixir has been refined!"

"How long has Qiu Shili been back?"

"It was also three months. It was the king of Wei who said something that he was transferred back to the capital. Now he is the general of Qianniuwei, and he came to visit the Duke a few days ago. You can't see him!"

"Send a message to Master Sheng Yan, tell him to stay in the Zuowuwei camp and not move. Order all the generals to wear armor!" Yun Hao gave an order, turned his head and walked towards the study.

What should come will still come, and what should be turmoil will still happen.I just don't know whether to bleed or to bleed more this time.

Soon the generals of Yun Mansion were wearing armor and standing outside the gate of Yun Mansion, and Yun Hao also rarely put on his battle armor.Under normal circumstances, he would not do this, and sometimes he did not wear armor on the battlefield where arrows were flying.

Tanma spread out for two miles, both front, back, left, and right.In the dark, Yunhao's carriage moved forward under strict guard!

Arriving at the foot of Chang'an City, an arrow pierced into the ground with the wind.

"Mr. Chu Yunhao, enter the palace by order!" Yunhao stepped out of the carriage, grabbed the torch and illuminated his face.Xue Rengui held the shield nervously. As long as there was a slight movement on the city wall, he would block the shield in front of Yunhao.

The city gate burst open, Yun Hao's car quickly got into the city gate, and went straight to Zuo Wuwei's camp.

"My lord! There's news from the palace that His Majesty seems to have passed away!" As soon as he walked into Zuo Wuwei's camp, Master Sheng Yan greeted him.

Yun Hao felt dizzy and closed his eyes tightly for a while before opening them.

"Keep an eye on Qiu Shili! If there is any change, kill him!" Yun Hao ordered after sitting behind Master Sheng Yan's desk.

"promise!"

At this time, the Taiji Palace was already full of cries, and the servants and palace staff were busy setting up the mourning hall.The honorable courtiers were busy changing into mourning clothes at this time, Li Tai and Li Ke were hiding in the darkness, not knowing what they were thinking.

In Li Er's dormitory, there were only Changsun and Li Zhi.

"Pheasant slave! You really impress the queen mother!" The eldest grandson stared at Li Zhi with his pair of water-cut eyes.

"Why did the queen mother say such a thing!"

"Now that your father is here, you still plan to hide it from me?"

"Mother! Do you think it was the baby who harmed the father? The elixir, the baby was the first to eat it."

"Yes, you were the first to eat it. Your father ate it after you, so he died and you didn't die. I have another one here. I really want to know if I will die if I eat it. In this position, are you really so insane?

I am sorry for your father, because I gave birth to such a beast as you. "The eldest grandson opened his mouth, and the golden elixir was swallowed.

"Mother!" Li Zhi exclaimed in shock.

"Second brother! The Guanyin servant girl is here to accompany you. You and I have been husband and wife for thirty years. Go slowly and wait for me." The eldest grandson hugged Li Er's cold body, tears were like pearls with a broken thread.

"Mother, spit it out, spit it out quickly." Li Zhi lost his voice in anxiety.

"It really is you, it really is you! Hehe! Hehe!" Seeing Li Zhihou's anxious look, the eldest grandson burst into tears.

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Inside Qianniuwei's big camp, Qiu Shili held the order arrow soldier talisman to order the soldiers and horses.The soldiers stood on the school field, nervously looking around at the general who had just been transferred a few months ago.

Qiu Shili, who was riding on a war horse, suddenly saw a meandering fire dragon approaching the gate of Qianniuwei's camp.

"I'm Yunhao, who dares to stop me?" Just as the guard in front of the door wanted to stop him, an extremely arrogant voice rang out.

Qiu Shili was still in a state of dementia, and the two lieutenants had already rushed out like rabbits.Seeing Yunhao's head was almost stuffed into his crotch.

"Qiu Shili, you have thought clearly. What are you going to do with your troops tonight?"

"By...! Ordered to be vigilant!" Qiu Shili's heart trembled when he saw Yun Hao.

"Whose order? Take out the Kanhe from the Ministry of War, and take out the Tiger Talisman of His Majesty."

"Chu Gong, you are not the Minister of the Ministry of War. Please forgive Qiu for not showing it to you!"

"Both of you, break up the army. Tonight, let me sleep soundly." Yun Hao no longer spoke to Qiu Shili, but ordered the two lieutenants.

"No!" The two lieutenants agreed, and rushed to the school grounds to give the order to disband.

Qiu Shili was so angry that his head was dizzy, and he didn't even ask the chief official.As soon as Yun Hao gave an order, his soldiers dispersed.

"Qiu Shili, wipe your own ass. After dawn, I hope you are still in the mood."

The sky finally dawned, and the saddest night in the Tang Empire finally passed.The emperor and the empress passed away on the same day. This news is enough to make every citizen of Tang Dynasty cry bitterly.

Li Zhi, who had been the prince for half a year, finally became the emperor.

"Last night! Thank you, Duke Chu, Zhouquan!" Li Zhi, who had just become emperor, still lacked confidence in facing Yunhao.

"If you can avoid bleeding, try not to bleed. Actually, I didn't do anything!"

"Duke Chu's meritorious service covers the country, I want you to be a servant, I don't know Duke Chu...!"

"Come on! I don't want to be an official, it's better to stay at home lazily. Besides, don't worry about me being a servant? Forget it! You will be your emperor in Chang'an, and I will be my lazy man in Lintong .In this life, I won’t toss about it anymore, that’s enough!”

"Chu Gong think twice!"

"I won't do it, even if I'm beaten to death." After Yun Hao finished speaking, he turned and walked out of the Tai Chi Palace.After taking a look at this majestic palace, I swore that I would never come in again in this life.

Three days later, Du Ruhui died suddenly in the mansion.

After Li Er's funeral, the fan monk Naer Suo Pomei was sent back to Tianzhu by Li Zhi. Since then, no one has seen this [-]-year-old master again.

Yun Hao still lives in seclusion like that, rarely showing his face throughout the year.Apart from attending the emperor's first day banquet, the only thing he had to do was attend the celebration banquet for Master Sheng Yan's promotion to Minister of the Ministry of War.

"Son! It's not that dad is unambitious, it's just that the emperor's position is really not done by people. In that position, he doubts this or that all day long. If you think that people all over the world want to take your position, you are considered a good person." I have to be tortured and crazy. Our family is happy to do business, as long as the mind is smart enough. Our family will always be one step ahead!
remember!Swords are not enough, money is not enough.If you want to live and have a good life, you rely on this! "Yun Hao pointed to his head, and by the way helped his grandson who was riding on his neck, and said mysteriously to Yun Dabao.

"Father! Bao'er pissed!"

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