lazy tang

Chapter 862
"Are they all crazy? They dared to come to my Wei Palace to make trouble, especially the kid from the Yun family. He broke Xin'er's head with his own hands. The emperor really lost his mind. He just hit a dozen boards to solve the problem! If this continues, I think his Yun family will rebel." Every piece of fat on Li Tai's face was trembling.Waving his arms like a mad dog, his face was flushed.There was no doubt that this guy wanted to bite.

It's so embarrassing, it's really embarrassing.The two sons of His Royal Highness King Wei were beaten by the children of generals in turn.Although Li Er punished these children, whoever took the punishment of a thousand catties of copper seriously.With Yun Hao, the God of Wealth, these people are so poor that they only have money left.

As for playing the board, it is even more nonsensical.The kid from the Yun family had just beaten him more than a dozen times when he was actually asked to go over by Empress Changsun herself.Li Tai doubted that he was not his own.

"Your Highness! Don't turn around, the old man is getting dizzy." Cen Wenwen sighed helplessly, and he was about to turn thirty.Unexpectedly, he still can't hold his breath like this. After living in a superior position for many years, why didn't he learn how to cultivate his breath.

I don't know if I didn't teach it well, or His Royal Highness Wei Wang didn't learn it well.

"Father is too eccentric!" Li Tai spread his hands and roared.

"Your Majesty is biased? See, old man, Your Majesty's heart is full of happiness now. Didn't you realize that not only the son of the Wei Palace was beaten, but the children of the Wu Palace were also beaten? This is the general's son, swearing an oath to His Majesty They are only loyal to His Majesty, and they will not be loyal to a certain prince before His Majesty makes a decision.

This is exactly what His Majesty wishes, and what His Majesty fears the most.That is, there was turmoil in the army, and now the army is stable.His Majesty's heart is also relieved. His Majesty has been inspecting you and His Highness King Wu these years.From my point of view, there are actually only two people who are qualified to inherit the throne, one is Your Highness, you.The second is His Royal Highness King Jin!
His Highness King Wu is just a backup option for His Majesty when he has no choice. "Cen Wenwen said, stroking his graying beard.

"You mean...! Pheasant slave...!" Even though he knew that Li Zhi would become his opponent, Li Tai still didn't think highly of his younger brother.

"Prince Jin is only qualified, but looking at it now, His Majesty probably won't choose him."

"No?" Li Tai asked in confusion.

"Your Majesty is getting old now, and your body has been going downhill for the past two years. You mentioned capturing wolves and shooting tigers in the past two years, do you see that His Majesty still mentions this matter in the past two years? Your Majesty's belly is getting bigger and bigger , although he persisted in practicing martial arts every day, the time for practicing has been reduced a lot. Has His Highness ever seen His Majesty ride a horse after the New Year?
News came from the inner line of the harem that His Majesty has been taking the medicine of tiger and wolf for nearly a year.The sage said that young people are full of blood and just quit their sex.The middle-aged people's blood is surging, and they are fighting for abstinence.What about the elderly?Qi and blood failure can be avoided!

Why do the elderly have to quit?Because youth, power, wealth, these will all leave him in the end.The elderly want to try their best to keep everything around them, so the elderly want and get everything.Because he feels that everything is passing.

Take the tiger wolf medicine!Did His Highness think that it was just to show off his glory for a while?wrong!Taking the medicine of tiger and wolf means that His Majesty refuses to admit defeat or accept old age.He wants to prove that he can do it on a woman's belly.

But Your Highness, do you think that with His Majesty's wisdom, he can't know how his body is?The imperial hospital changed doctors last year, is there any news about the new imperial doctor?

Your Highness!If it were you, at this time, you would send the heir to the throne in your heart to a bloody battlefield in a foreign land thousands of miles away?In the meantime, if the body is ill, is there still time to call back? "

Cen Wenwen's series of questions made Li Tai completely shut up.Because everything Cen Wenwen said makes sense!

"Then Grand Tutor, you said that His Majesty's Sacred Heart silently decided on Gu?"

"From the old man's point of view, the reason why His Majesty didn't make His Highness the crown prince is because His Majesty still wants to continue to experience your character! Just like that, you only saw the appearance of the matter, and arbitrarily determined that it was a children's fight. Yes The children of Jiangmen teamed up to bully King Wei, your child. Instead of peeling off the layers of cocoon, you can see the essence of the matter.

Your Highness!When things happen, think twice before acting, so as to avoid making mistakes! Cen Wenwen shook his head and said.

"Then Taifu...! What should I do?" At this time, Li Tai, who had lost all anger, moved to Cen Wenwen's side and asked inquiringly.

"Your Highness should go to intercede with His Majesty, and ask His Majesty to pardon those generals. To show your generosity, and to tell His Majesty in this way that you are a person who knows the general situation. Before Your Majesty's dragon controls Bintian, there is no extravagant thinking. This is very important. From now on, the generals in the army should try to keep as little contact as possible. This will arouse His Majesty's suspicion. Now His Highness can touch everything, but he can't get involved in the military power. It is better to have less contact with Chai Shao."

"Ke Xin'er and Hui'er were both beaten, how can you let me swallow this breath."

"My lord, you can win thousands of miles of land with a moment of anger. Are you still not sure which is more important? I am afraid that King Wu has already seen through the joints and is heading to Taiji Palace."

"I'm going to meet my father at the Taiji Palace, these Qiu Ba. Hmph! If I become the throne in the future, I will definitely not spare these reckless people." Li Tai stood up angrily, went back to the inner house to change clothes and enter the palace .

"Three Treasures! You are usually competitive, and I don't say anything about you. But why did you beat Li Xin so badly today? You bullied the sons and daughters of dragons and phoenixes like this. If it wasn't for your father fighting far away in the sky , I will definitely order him to beat your ass into eight petals." One finger of the eldest grandson pointed eastward, westward, and northward in front of the little fellows, waving non-stop.From time to time, I still twitch my little head!
Li Er was sitting on the recliner, pretending to be reading with a book in his hand.

There was a row of little dolls kneeling on the ground, the youngest was only ten years old, and the oldest was only 16 years old!They are all the children of the generals in the army. If they were in the old age, they would have entered the barracks to fight.Unfortunately, there is no battle now.If he went to the barracks, maybe he would learn from those Qiu Ba badly.

It's better to stay at home, even if you make trouble from time to time.But still watch!A child of Xungui's family, if he doesn't go out and cause trouble, how can he still be called Xungui?
"Empress, don't be angry. If you are angry too much, you will get wrinkles. This is something that I can't make up for even if I die. This is the latest skin cream developed by my uncle and grandpa. I heard that it is made of seaweed mud. My mother I use this thing to apply to my face every night. Don’t feel sick when I use it. After applying it on the face for a while, it will be very comfortable after washing off.

Ma'am, would you like to try? "Yun Sanbao flipped his little hand, and took out a small black bottle.

"It's really so magical? Seaweed mud? I haven't heard your mother mention it!" The eldest grandson forgot to teach these boys a moment, pulled out the plug and smelled it.It seemed that the smell was not pleasant, so the eldest grandson shook his head.

"Your Majesty, how dare I lie to you. It really works very well when you apply it on your face. Now my mother and the older women in the family are applying it every night. It's frightening to death!"

Li Er put down the book helplessly, the children of the Yun family have all changed.This fucking sticky fur is a monkey!
"Get out, little hozen, let your uncle and grandpa come over with some more of these things tomorrow. There are many ladies in the palace, so they need them! Get out!" Li Er hit Yun Sanbao on the head with the book in his hand.

These boys ran out of the Tai Chi Palace as if they had been pardoned.

"These children are getting older, and they are becoming more and more thoughtful." The eldest grandson shook his head helplessly as he looked at the children who were running away.

"As they grow older, we will grow old. I already have a loose tooth on my side, and now I only feel it for two hours at night. I was able to ride a horse last year, so let's dance the horse. It's over now, and yesterday I went to blue and white Cong went up twice, but he just didn't go up." Li Er patted his belly helplessly, and his belt had loosened several times in the past two years.

"Your Majesty's body is still strong. Who heard that a person of your age can practice martial arts for two hours? Pheasant Nu wrote a letter a few days ago, saying that in the Middle East, he often sees old people in their 80s and [-]s." Some old people, it is said that they are a hundred years old. People in that place generally live a long life, and the pheasant slaves are already collecting longevity prescriptions.

It is said that when he returns from the battle, he will present it to His Majesty as a gift.It is best to ask His Majesty to live forever and enjoy peace forever! "The eldest grandson walked behind Li Er, kneading Li Er's temples with both hands.

"The pheasant slave also has a heart. Those who fight thousands of miles can still think about this. Yunhao also mentioned longevity in his letter. He said that there are many people over there, and they really live long. It seems to have something to do with the climate over there. Relationship! He also told me to spend the winter in Hainan when I have nothing to do in winter.

It's all about worrying!He thought I didn't want to go?I just can't leave, now the country is actively building.How dare I, the center, not be here for a day.Fang Qing has told me twice, but I am not sure.

I used to hear people say that it is easy to conquer the country and difficult to stay in the country.I didn't believe it at that time, I thought it was much more difficult to conquer the country than to sit on the country.But when I really sit in this position, I know that this country is not easy to come by.But it is even more difficult to pass on this colorful world to future generations.I am trembling every day now, like walking on thin ice!

Every time I read the memorial, I think it over and over again.With a stroke of the Zhu pen, it is a foregone conclusion.There is no room for change anymore!How dare you not be cautious! "Li Er closed his eyes, and said with a sense of loss.

"Your Majesty is an emperor through the ages. Wait for the pheasant slaves to come here for the recipe. You also follow the prescription to get the medicine, even if the weather is good. Is there a place you can't go to in the Tang Dynasty?"

"Longevity? I don't believe it! Emperor Qin has done this, and Wu of Han has done it. Many emperors have done it throughout the ages, but which one have you seen succeeded? Yao and Shun have never heard of many people who have lived to a hundred years for thousands of years. Years old. Of course, those charlatans who count sixty days as a year don’t count.”

"Good! Good! Good! Don't talk about longevity, do you want to call pheasant slaves back for the Chinese New Year this year? After two years of fighting thousands of miles away, he should also come back to Chang'an. He is a prince, not a fierce soldier in the army. If he was expected to fight, Yunhao's head would have been taken off and used as a chamber pot." The eldest grandson took the opportunity and proposed to get Li Zhi back.

The elder son is the eldest grandson, and parents always love the younger son.Li Zhi has not been with the eldest grandson for two years now, which makes the eldest grandson really panic.Although the Tang Dynasty's Western Expeditionary Army has been reporting success, the eldest grandson is still worried.

She has been a worrying life all her life. When she was young, she worried about her husband who was running around the world.Now that I am old, I have to worry about my son who is running around the world.

"It's so fast! It's been two years in a flash, and the pheasant slave has experienced well in the Middle East. There are many praises in Yunhao's letter, and he also said that this kid has gained a lot in the Middle East. Since you miss him too, Then call it back. Now that the decree is made, it is estimated that it will take half a year for the child to come back."

"Your Majesty, you finally agreed, and the concubine thought she would be deflated."

"It's not bulging, nor is it deflated. But I really want to eat it...!"

The servants and servants of Taiji Palace retreated quietly.The emperor and the empress are going to have a grand ceremony of human relations. At this time, who would dare to stay in the hall and seek death?
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"Sambo, you have to go home again. Your father is not at home, and your elder brother also stays at home all day. Why don't you Yun family want to go out!"

"My father said that the Yun family is all rats, so stay at home!"

A group of dandies are strolling on horseback on Chang'an Avenue!
A buttery yellow chicken leg fell on Cheng Chubi's face.If it hadn't been for the fourth brother of the Niu family who was standing next to him, Sanbao would have wanted to put the stinky tofu pot on the side of the road on the head of this bastard.

"If you dare to say that my family is not good, I will beat you worse than Li Xin." Yun Sanbao yelled with a whip in his hand.

Cheng Chubi took the chicken leg from his face and took a big bite. "It's still Sanbao who loves my brother, knowing that my brother is punished and hungry! By the way, when did your father and my elder brother come back? It's been more than three years. Why haven't you wiped out that big food? My father said yesterday The sweet and sour pork tenderloin made by your father! The cook at my house is not as good as yours no matter what.

Could it be said that cooks are also divided into levels? "

"Cooks don't have grades, they fight for brains. My cooks are smarter than yours, so the food they cook is delicious."

"Go away! My cook and your cook's senior brothers, there is no reason why the junior is so much better than the senior."

"I'm so hungry when I talk about food! Let's go, brothers, go to Sanbao's house to eat. Who made the food made by their cook delicious!"

(End of this chapter)