lazy tang

Chapter 839
"Son, you can't do this! If you follow Dad to the Western Regions, your grandma and your mother will go crazy." Yun Dabao's eyes are very familiar to Yun Hao.Boys are so brave, girls are so beautiful.No one wants to leave their youth blank, and places like the battlefield are fatally attractive to a young man of Dabao's age.

"Father! You were only eight years old when you fought with Emperor Gaozu." Yun Dabao lowered his head and kept kicking the bluestone steps.

"It's different, son. Back then, your grandma brought your father to escape. The Yun family and your father had nothing, not only their butts. You are different now. Your father doesn't want you to go to the killing field and live your life in peace. That’s fine. As long as you hug the emperor’s thigh tightly, it’s always right to be a rich man.” Yun Hao didn’t know how to tell his son, in fact, when he went to the battlefield for the first time and smelled the smell of blood, he felt the smell of blood in his body. blood is burning.

The battlefield is indeed a good place to stimulate male hormones.

"Father! Dabao really wants to go!" Dabao pouted, making his last effort.

"Think about it. No one will wait for you in the army. No one will cook for you at home. Soup cakes are eaten all day long there. Do you know what soup cakes are? It's noodles, meat, and dried vegetables put together Boil. After eating, hiccups smell like musty dried vegetables. In some places in the Western Regions, you can watch the water boil. It’s okay to put your hands in it, but the cooked food is half-baked. Can you eat it?

Don't be starved to death before the battlefield arrives! "Yunhao patted Yun Dabao on the shoulder helplessly. Children who have never experienced hardship always think that it is easy to endure hardship. There are also many children who say that they eat grass roots and bark when they have nothing to eat. The worst thing is that they know how to boil cowhide. Eat. God! The cowhide is so delicious? Let them have a meal of these things, and they will know how happy the days of eating bran and swallowing vegetables are.

Perhaps this is called the ignorant fearless!
"Oh!" Dabao agreed, turned his head and left.Yun Hao looked at his son's back, and suddenly found that his son had grown very tall.It has reached my shoulders, and the child has grown up.But they have not received a hard education, this is the hidden worry of the Yun family.No way, Zhang Miaoke is a spoiled child.Whoever wants Yun Dabao to suffer will definitely be torn to pieces by his strong old mother.

Sometimes, Yun Hao has to admit it.Zhang Miaoke's influence was greater than his own, and in fact the head of the Yun family was extremely unqualified.Because these days, family affairs have never bothered him, and his only task is to make little people.The big girl has changed one crop after another, and her record has been poor so far.If it weren't for having a few children, the hat of infertility would have been put on his head long ago.

Someone has sneakily mentioned to Yunhao the secret recipe for giving birth to a son, Zhang Miaoke and his mother Zhao are very interested.I don't know how much money was scammed from Yun's family!

When Mrs. Zhao saw her own children, she was very dissatisfied.Her old man stubbornly believed that the Yun family had too few children.Qibi Heli made the Zhao family very envious. They only had more than 100 sons, and their daughters married all over the world.It is estimated that he himself does not know how many children he has.

Every time she mentioned this to Yunhao, Mrs. Zhao always had a sad expression on her face. .

Yun Hao couldn't tell what he was suffering from, and he couldn't compare with the salty and wet guy on the grassland.Next to the mausoleum of Li Zhi in later generations, there is a Zhuangzi who lives in a branch of Qibi Heli's family.More than 1 people said they wanted to guard Li Zhi's mausoleum.

There is nothing to say about this kind of guy who can create a nation by himself, except for the high mountains.

In the evening, a woman with big breasts and fat buttocks, with delicate features and beautiful eyes, came to me in a mess.He took off his clothes without saying a word, and his skillful skills made Yun Hao very suspicious of this Miss Cui family who was said to be a virgin.

This kind of love for the purpose of having children is really nothing to say.It feels like mating!
Miss Cui's family really wanted to give Yunhao a child, and Yunhao also wanted to have another child, to get rid of the stigma of infertility.Two people with the same purpose and hobbies just met once, and I don't know how the effect will be.Anyway, both of them were very tired afterwards, which Yun Hao didn't understand.Just lying down and whimpering, there is a hairy one.

Early the next morning, the hard-working Duke of Chu was interrogated by his wife himself.

If this is in later generations, it will definitely be a disaster for all men.It was Datang who was still here, Zhang Miaoke had a weird smile on his face, and asked his husband if the lady was okay last night.If the husband is satisfied, the sincerity of his attitude makes even Yunhao feel a little embarrassed.

In fact, this is a very normal thing among wealthy and powerful families.When the wife is generally 29 years old, she will tell her master.Ah Lang!The concubine is getting old, it's time for you to marry a younger one.If you don't live in the neighborhood, you should say that the concubine is ignorant!

Usually at this time, my master would look at the book without squinting.Without raising his head, he said: "Master is very busy, so I don't have time to think about these things." He didn't pay attention, and the book in his hand was knocked down.

At this time, the old wife will say: "The concubine's body will touch one for you?"

"Well! You can figure it out!"

Traditional culture should be inherited and carried forward. Yunhao thinks that this kind of good culture is not passed down, which is the lack of traditional culture!Every time Yun Hao thinks of this, Yun Hao will be heartbroken.

During breakfast, Yunhao saw his son trying to eat a bowl of snot-like stuff.After giving Xue Rengui an order, he sat down in his seat and began to eat.

Seeing that his father didn't ask himself, Yun Dabao worked harder to make a living.I want to put this bowl of food into my mouth as quickly as possible.Prove to my father that I can adapt to the rough meals in the army.

I ate so fast that I choked.For things like hiccups, the more you hold back the hiccups, the louder they will be.

"Hey...!" The meal was over, and a large group of women surrounded the young master serving tea and water.Zhang Miaoke was even more distressed, and asked what was wrong.Why does the young master want to eat such a thing, the cook should pull it out to feed the dog.

It's almost time to breastfeed in my arms!

"Son! Those things in the army are called soup cakes, not your lump soup with chicken matsutake and day lily in your bowl. In order to make it more nutritious, locust powder is added." Seeing Xue Rengui coming in with a bag, Yun Hao put down his chopsticks and said to his son.

"Even with locust powder, my son can eat it." Yun Dabao seemed very stubborn.Provoked a series of nagging from Zhang Miaoke!

This is a dead end, Yun Hao personally grabbed a handful of locust powder and put it into Yun Dabao's bowl.The crushing was not very clean, but the wings and thighs of the locusts were clearly discernible.

"Hmph! It's not just locusts!" Yun Dabao gritted his teeth, mixed the pimple soup in the bowl, and ate it in one bite.Zhang Miaoke didn't even have time to stop it!Jumping beside him anxiously, he told Yun Dabao to spit it out.

Yun Dabao was an obedient child, he chewed the pimple soup a few times in his mouth.The symptoms of rumination had already made him flush, when he tried to swallow it.A stronger force pushed out the contents of the mouth and stomach like a torrent.

"Ugh...!" The half bowl of pimple soup that I tried so hard to eat came back, and it was still steaming.The sour smell permeated all of a sudden.Next to Yun Dabao's mouth, there was still an unchewed daylily.

Yun Hao turned his head and left, there was really no way to eat this meal.I am afraid that in the future, there will be a psychological shadow on Pidao Tang.

Zhang Miaoke yelled at Yunhao behind him, and even grabbed the locust powder from Xue Rengui's hand and threw it out.Holding Yun Dabao in her arms with both hands, this time she really wanted to breastfeed.

"Ah...!" Yun Dabao pushed his old lady away like crazy, rushed past a group of young mothers and rushed away.Behind him came Zhang Miaoke's shrill cry calling for the general!

Since ancient times, a loving mother has lost many children, under Zhang Miaoke's meticulous pampering.Yun Dabao didn't become a yamen who did all kinds of evil, it was really because of Yunhao's half of his excellent genes.

Some people always think about princes and lords for generations, and some people always think about wealth and honor for many generations.If it's really a duke for generations, it's really a rich life.There is a price to pay, and you need to fight relentlessly with all kinds of people.Only grow in struggle and progress in struggle.The most important thing is that only those who survive the struggle can reap the fruits of rights.

In this process, countless people will rush to the street.Those guys in purple robes and gold belts are all stepping on thousands of dead bones under their feet.

Yunhao didn't think that all his children would be successful.Both will survive the struggle for power, which is difficult.Since wealth and honor cannot be guaranteed for many generations, let them live happily in this life.The family fortune created by the Yun family would not be exhausted in the generation of the grandson.As for what happened after his grandson, Yun Hao felt that he really couldn't worry about that.Don't talk about yourself, even Li Er can't do it.

Li Zhi walked into the academy leisurely, and a happy day started with a hearty breakfast.

He really felt very happy, his father called him back to Chang'an last night.Without hesitation, he gave the nine sons good words. When Li Er smiled, Li Zhi even saw his father's little tongue shaking.Everything proved how happy Dad was.

It's really good to have such a teacher with ideas, Fang Mou decided.There seems to be some deviation in this sentence, Du Ruhui's strategy seems to be sharper than Fang Xuanling's.That old fellow Fang Xuanling, like a tortoise, hides in Zhongshu Province all day to be his clay bodhisattva.It seemed that he was waiting for the day of his honorable retirement.

Yun Dabao walked in dejectedly, followed by the generals of the Yun family.Seeing Yun Dabao sitting down opposite Li Zhi, the general waited at the door knowingly.

"What's wrong!" Li Zhi took a bite of the crab roe steamed stuffed bun, drank a mouthful of corn stubble porridge, and felt intimate and comfortable.

"Am I very useless?" Yun Dabao sat opposite Li Zhi, his two thumbs kept stirring.

"It's okay! I don't see anything wrong except a little fatter."

"I was born as Lieutenant Yunqi, and many people can't reach this position after a lifetime. My father can create a huge family business by himself, but I can only lie on this family business and wait to die." Yun Dabao said angrily.

"I was born as a prince, or a prince. Look over there, those are my cousins. They are still working hard with the title of county king, and I don't. We all have a powerful father, it's okay Choose. What we can choose is to live this life well, and to live it wonderfully." Li Zhi smiled like a fox who stole a fat chicken.

"Pheasant slave! You laugh very treacherously. My father said that it is good to eat and wait for death all the time. He also said that only a smart person can eat and wait for death. This is the highest knowledge in the world. I didn't know it before, but now I Seems to know something."

"Uh...! What do you know?" There was something wrong with the style of painting, and the young man was boiling when he heard such deceptive words.Why is this kid so calm!
"Everyone who wants you to be impassioned is either a liar or has ulterior motives. You are definitely not a liar, but you must have ulterior motives. Don't talk, this is what my father said. My father is the smartest person, and his words must be correct. You want to live I don’t want to turn it into a firecracker. From today on, I’m going to wait for my death. This is a very profound knowledge!”

After Yun Dabao gave Li Zhi a contemptuous look, he reached out to grab the steamed buns in the drawer.

"Uh...!" Li Zhi was speechless, where did all those foolish fools go.The guy in front of him was as fat as a pig, but as smart as a monkey.Dad said long ago that the Yun family does not produce idiots.Yesterday I wanted to confuse him to go to the army, but I didn't expect to be seen through today.Frustration, all of a sudden swept away the good mood.

It turns out how wrong it is to look down and think.Especially in front of a guy like Yun Dabao, it was a very wrong mistake.When Li Zhi woke up from his trance, he found that the buns in his cage had disappeared.And the meal card I put in the tray was gone, so I looked around.Yun Dabao is in front of the window, pointing and picking food.

If Yunhao were to go to war, this guy would definitely make a big start.The corner of Changsun Wuji's mouth twitched a little when he saw the receipts that Yunhao listed.It's not a lion's big mouth, it's definitely a whale's big mouth.

"Chugong! This money...!" Even the eldest grandson Wuji, who had seen the world, had to stabilize his mind before talking to Yunhao.This Western Expedition is related to Datang's face, and there is absolutely no room for any mistakes.Li Er has already said that even if he eats bran and swallowed vegetables, it will make the Western Expedition Army have no worries about food and fodder.The emperor is planning to eat bran swallowed vegetables, and if you say you have no money, you will die.

"The money is not for one year, but for five years. It may cost more in the early stage, and it will cost much less after two or three years. I plan to preserve Loulan City completely, but move the people there. Otherwise , this number will only get bigger." There is nothing to hide from Changsun Wuji, and he wants to win this battle.Expenses must be indispensable, Yunhao has always used money to smash people in wars.

Hearing that it was the sum of five years, Changsun Wuji finally felt relieved.Only spending 8000 million silver coins in five years is really taking care of himself as the Minister of the Ministry of Households.However, where to get so much money is a big problem.

(End of this chapter)