lazy tang

Chapter 819
Li Er's thinking is purely militarized. If possible, he wants all the sparrows in the sky and the mice on the ground to fight for the Tang Empire.

When a dude riding a bicycle and ringing bells "jingle bells" appeared in Chang'an City.Li Er arbitrarily asked Yunhao to modify a batch of bicycles, especially asking for more goods.

Isn't it just pulling goods?Add an extra wheel, and it's no problem to pull two or three hundred catties.A tricycle is nothing more than a high-tech invention.

Tricycles appeared, but the roads in Datang were far from being so developed.Human-powered tricycles are not mechanically powered, and tricycles often get stuck in mud pits.The dirt roads in the countryside are not something that these wheels can turn.

So a large-scale road construction work began, all according to Lintong's standards.The road needs to be paved with asphalt, and if electric poles are erected on both sides of the road, Yun Hao feels that it is no different from the later generations.

Anyway, Li Er is very rich now, and there is no war with foreign countries.Let Li Er's appropriation all go to the construction of people's livelihood, and Changsun Wuji is now as tired as a grandson all day long.He is the Minister of the Household Department, so you have to find him for money matters.Fang Xuanling is now pretending to be a Buddha all day long, and Li Er just talks when he asks.Li Er didn't ask, he didn't even bother to say anything.

After a lifetime of revolution, Fang Xuanling really wanted to retire.Years of official career has made him tired of officialdom.Especially with a prodigal daughter-in-law like Gao Yang in the family, it is simply the retribution of the wicked ancestors of the old Fang family.

The retirement papers had been handed in several times, but Li Er refused to approve it.Changsun Wuji hinted a few times overtly and secretly, but Li Er just pretended to be confused.The court is full of shrewd people, and it is harder to find a fool than to go to heaven.Li Er knew exactly what Fang Xuanling was up to.

Li Er, a pragmatist, actually has two requirements for his courtiers, one is loyalty, and the other is ease of use!

From the current point of view, Fang Xuanling is loyal.Also as a capable official, Fang Xuanling is also useful.Since it is easy to use, use it to the end until it is scrapped.Anyway, Fang Xuanling's old mother has passed away, and the manufacturer has run out of accessories and can't find any accessories.There is no need to repair it if it is scrapped, just put it in the coffin.

Those who want to go can't go, and those who want to make progress can't make progress.Yunhao discovered a strange thing, the more Fang Xuanling rang the bell like a wood carving and clay sculpture, the more Changsun Wuji tried his best to show his ability.When Li Er seemed to care about passing the time by bicycle, the Tang Empire was running in an orderly manner.

The emperor's mind!This is the emperor's mind!

Yun Hao was very curious. In the end, Fang Xuanling died of old age first, or Changsun Wuji died of exhaustion first.According to the current situation, it is more likely that Changsun Wuji will die of exhaustion first.

The tabloids on the street still often report some things that are too expensive and corrupt, but no one dares to report Gao Yang and her aunt's personal affairs.What people so-called know is nothing more than word of mouth.

That's the way people are, from mouth to ear, things get distorted and exaggerated.What was reported in the end was far from the original truth.For a time, the spring breeze would turn into nightly singing, an accidental derailment, and finally turned into a nasty joke where the three of them were sleeping together.

No way, Chang'an people like this.A love story that rebels against feudal ethics, how can there be the fragrance and excitement of a princess cheating.Now that we are full of food and drink, we don’t have to worry about food when we get together in our spare time, so we naturally have something to talk about after dinner.The matter of men and women naturally became the best appetizers.

In the 15th year of Zhenguan, the Tang Empire was harmonious.Under Li Er's vigorous construction, almost everyone has a job.A large amount of money flowed into the people, resulting in an unprecedented prosperity of business.At the same time, it also created a large amount of tax revenue for His Majesty Li Er.

The prosperity of the Great Tang Empire can be seen just by looking at the numerous sails around Chang'an City.Not to mention other places, just the Lintong Railway Station, the handling of goods has become a sight.Massive supplies were taken away by trains.Then it was resold to various places in Datang, and a lot of things got off the train directly in Dengzhou.

Then it was carried on a ship and headed overseas.In Persia, Datang's industrial commodities dominated.No matter how much consumables such as tea and silk are transported away, it is difficult to satisfy the appetite of the Persian nobles.Farther away in the Roman Empire, the value of these things was about the same as gold.

There are fewer and fewer things in the West that can be exported to Datang. In the past, some glassware could be sold.Now Datang's glass craftsmanship has completely crushed the big cannibals and the distant Venetians.Their low-quality glassware is no match for Datang's superb level.

Now the situation has completely reversed, and Datang is continuously exporting glass to Persia.And Persia, from a production and sales country, has completely become a consumer country.

The Persians are not stupid, they started the entrepot trade.Sell ​​the good things from Tang Dynasty to the Romans at a more expensive price.

As a result, the life of the Romans became more erosive, and they liked things from the far east more.It's just the national treasury, but it is shrinking day by day because of the large trade.

Of course, Persia and Rome also have things that can be exported to Datang.

human trafficking!Killer!prostitute!The world's three major primitive industries!
Blond-haired and blue-eyed women are constantly being trafficked to Datang, especially those with big breasts and round buttocks.If it is a virgin, it can be sold at a better price.

The nobles of the Tang Dynasty like to have one or two female slaves with golden hair and blue or green eyes at home.It is very face-saving to take it out during outings in spring.

However, the housewife doesn't seem to like women from these distant places, so there are often unknown female corpses with blond hair in the mass graves.The nobles don't care, the loss of the Persian cat is more important than these women.slave girl!It's not a big deal to just buy another one when it's gone.

There are some on the market, and you can buy three Persian cats for the price of one.

Many times, on the train from Dengzhou.There was a whole carriage filled with these blonde women.These women were very afraid of this smoking thing, and they got into the monster's stomach with the feeling of dying and living.After sitting for ten days and half a month, I arrived at the largest city in the world from the shore of the sea.

According to their past experience, this kind of journey will take at least half a year.

There are many people riding round-wheeled bicycles on the street, and they are very fast.There are also some with three wheels, which can carry a lot of goods.The female slaves entered Chang'an on a tricycle, and a tricycle could hold four women.The owner of the bicycle can also take a leisurely look back at those round buttocks and full chest.

Almost everyone has forgotten that it is just in the beginning of spring.The country almost had a coup d'état!As the prince, Li Chengqian deliberately killed his father.

There were several times when Yunhao saw Li Er.I think Li Er seems to have forgotten it too!
This is good, everyone forgets what should be forgotten.In this way, you can be good to me, and live in harmony.But there is one thing that Yunhao has not forgotten, where is his daughter-in-law Li Yanrong?

This marriage is a political marriage, and Li Er actually wants to marry his daughter to Yun Hao.Helpless, the relationship between Zhang Miaoke and his eldest grandson is too close.The eldest grandson couldn't poach the corners of the sisters anyway, so the matter was left alone.Yun Dabao can only marry a royal family member, so that Li Er, who is persecuted with delusional disorder, can rest assured.

I don't know what Li Er is thinking. If Lao Tzu's son marries your granddaughter, if we are relatives, Lao Tzu will not rebel?

Well……!Really won't rebel!

Not everyone in this world has the big ambitions of Li Er, but more people like Yun Hao who like to eat and wait to die.Even as an emperor, he still wants to eat, drink and have fun.

Eating, drinking and having fun is not a big deal for nobles, at most it is just two more cysticercis in the Tang Empire.This empire is big enough to accommodate the existence of several cysticercosis.

The emperor thinks that eating, drinking and having fun all day is a big accident, which will bring boundless disaster to the empire.Qin Ershi is an example. The country handed down by his ancestors was terribly harmed in his hands, and even his brothers and sisters were killed by Zhao Gao.

So much so that when he finally surrendered, he could only find a nephew to make up for it.

The emperor still let ambitious guys like Li Er do it, because they have unlimited motivation to do anything.Yunhao thinks, enjoy the best food.Sleep with the most beautiful women and play with the coolest new gadgets.This is life, a pleasant and happy life.

To live happily, ghosts are willing to fight against the sky, the earth, and the people without anything, and have endless fun with his mother.Yun Hao thought that the Taizu was a tall man, the kind who looked up to the mountains.We mortals, it is better not to learn from his old man.

The only unsatisfactory thing about a thriving empire is that the population is too small.There is almost no one in Koryo, the garrison in Pyongyang has been reduced three times, and Zhang Jian has more than 8000 people under his command from the very beginning.It has been reduced to less than [-] people now.

It's not that Li Er is at ease with the Koreans, nor is it that they have no spirit of resistance.It's that the land is basically deserted, and many original towns have returned to a barren state.Only the deserted houses and the occasional skeletons can remind people that this land was still inhabited not so long ago.

Koreans, Silla people, and Baekje people were relocated to the mainland in a planned way.For Zhuangzi with hundreds of households, it is already the limit to be divided into two households.The population of the entire Koryo Peninsula was scattered on the land of Tang Dynasty by Li Er like pepper noodles.A nation with a small population will always be assimilated by a nation with a large population.

From their clothing to their language, they will be assimilated like the crowd.Three or two generations later, their own descendants will pat their chests and say that Lao Tzu is from Tang, not from Korea.

Yunhao felt that he could see the Goguryeo nation completely destroyed in his lifetime!
(End of this chapter)