lazy tang

Chapter 812
When Yun Hao walked down the gangway, the first thing he saw was Li Ke who was as fat as a pig.

Still don't worry!Li Er got all his capable sons to Chang'an, and let them take a good look at Li Chengqian's end.

Of course, this trick of killing chickens and monkeys doesn't feel much to Yunhao.But Li Tai, who had just got off the gangway, immediately turned dark when he saw his third brother.He never dreamed that the third elder brother of Yushu Linfeng would become a sumo wrestler in a few years.

What is even more unexpected is that the old man actually got Li Ke back.

With Li Tai's supernatural powers, he naturally knew what happened last night.On the eve of Li Chengqian's upcoming surprise attack, Li Er made a bold move.Nip in the bud a rebellion that his son had painstakingly managed.

Maybe he has just returned to Chang'an and is not yet used to the climate of Chang'an.Li Er didn't wear his yellow uniform, but a black gown.With a swallow-wing hat on his head, he looks more like Mr. Dong Guo than an emperor.

The emperor did not speak, and neither did others.The scene is a bit embarrassing!
Li Erhu looked at his sons with eyes like tigers, and Li Zhi obediently followed Li Ke's dark eyes and looked around, regardless of observing the expressions of various people.When I looked at Yunhao, I saw Yunhao smiling at him.Hurry up and hang your head!

Li Er glanced at the group of officials, Li Ji, Shangshu of the Ministry of War.Sikong Fang Xuanling, Situ Changsun Wuji, Te Jin Xiao Yu, Dali Qing Sun Fujia, and the new imperial historian Ma Zhou.All the bigwigs in the imperial court, as long as they have long legs and can walk, are here.Looking at the familiar faces, Li Er suddenly felt that someone was missing.

Admonish doctor Chu Suiliang!
"Everyone knows what happened yesterday. It started at the elbow and armpits. For the sake of the ancestors and the world, I had to deal a thunderous blow. Fang Qing, Xiao Qing, and Wu Wangke, the Prince's East Palace You go and deal with it.

The matter of the prince's six rates should be managed by the Ministry of War.Li Ji, it's up to you to purge the six princes!
Ma Zhou, Sun Fujia!As soon as you respond to the rebel party, you will investigate and deal with it at Yushitai and Dali Temple.

Whoever should be arrested, what crime should be charged, and punished according to the laws of the country!But some of them are pitiful, pitiful!Those who have to coerce against the party in order to survive can also be re-issued.

I am not Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, I will not be an emperor who destroys himself.When you handle affairs, you must follow the heart of a bodhisattva and use thunderous means!Absolutely not to be too implicated, Chang'an once had a witchcraft rebellion is enough, absolutely can not do it again. " Li Er's majestic voice echoed in the open field, and everyone held their breath and did not dare to take a big breath.

"No! I will obey the hadith!" The people whose names were called all bowed to answer.The voice was so neat and the movements so uniform that Yun Hao doubted that they had practiced in private.

Yunhao was very happy that he had nothing to do with himself.Just don't get caught by Li Er, especially for such offending people.Go home by yourself, take a good shower, find two pink maids to massage and tap your back, and then have a good sleep.This is what I should do, so as not to make trouble with these bastards.

Everyone knows that Li Ji and Hou Junji are at odds.Now is not the time to avenge grievances and revenge, what kind of Bodhisattva heart, and thunderbolt means.I'm afraid that when Li Ji comes here, only the thunderbolt method is left.

Fang Xuanling would not be cruel to the people in the East Palace, and Xiao Yu, who is like Maitreya Buddha, would not be cruel.But it's hard to say for Li Ke. As the No.1 prince who is not a direct son, Li Chengqian often gives him small shoes to wear on weekdays.Even the Su family and the Hou family have examples of giving Li Ke face.Now that sentence has been fulfilled, you will have to pay back sooner or later.

As for Ma Zhou and Sun Fujia, they are definitely two cannibals.If Yunhao fell into their hands, it would definitely be the best policy to commit suicide early.

I don't have the ability to take care of these bullshit things. I'll wait after listening to Li Er's lecture.Yunhao can go home now!
Seeing Dabao among the welcoming crowd, Yunhao couldn't bear the child's enthusiastic eyes.After all, the eldest son is the most caring to him, knowing the hard work of his father.Such a child needs to be rewarded, Yunhao has decided that today he will cook by himself no matter what, and make some delicious food for his son.

Try to shrink your body into the crowd as much as possible. At this time, it is the best choice not to let Li Er see.

Li Er is an absolute pragmatist, since people are easy to use, then use them to death.So far, none of the tasks entrusted to Yunhao has not been completed.

Unexpectedly by Yunhao, Li Er seemed to have really forgotten Yunhao.If there is no sign, they will announce their return to the palace!This made Yun Hao overjoyed, he didn't expect that Li Er didn't catch his job this time.He thought that Li Er would ask him to do something.It would be too bad if he went to the Western Regions to take over Hou Junji's position.Even Chang'an didn't want to stay, and Yun Hao would go crazy if he went to lead troops in the far western regions.

He patted his son's fleshy shoulders well, and his body became much stronger.It can be seen that in the past two years, he has not let go of his literary and martial arts.

"Daddy!" Dabao called out timidly.In the final analysis, two years away is still a bit of a point.Even father and son are the same!
"Let's go, let's go home. Daddy will cook something delicious for you!" He patted his son on the shoulder again, and the father and son got into the carriage together.The Yun family's carriage is the most comfortable in Chang'an City, there is no such thing as a carriage.

The father and son returned to Lintong talking and laughing, Zhang Miaoke and the others were still on their way back to Chang'an.Women and children are far less forbidden than men. When the airship flew to Yangzhou, Zhang Miaoke and the others got off the airship with their children.Change to take the train to Chang'an, the box train is far more comfortable than the airship.A few women can even play mahjong on the train.On the airship they can only bear the roaring noise.

The eldest grandson watched Zhang Miaoke's airship land enviously, and she also wanted to take the train back to Chang'an.But no, something big is going to happen in Chang'an.At this time, she, the queen, is the most suitable for cleaning up the women in the East Palace.The sins committed by her son, as a mother, she is obliged to help wipe her ass.

Besides, the queen usually has to stay by the emperor's side, just like a battleship is usually accompanied by a cruiser.Marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog, marry a monkey and run all over the mountain.In fact, marrying Li Er is no different from marrying a monkey.If he hadn't become emperor, Li Er would have been running around all over the world.The powerful genes of the Li family gave Li Er a restless heart.

Several times, Li Er and Yun Hao were discussing how many problems there are in this world.Li Er scoffed at Yun Hao's imagination when he heard that if he kept going west, he would eventually return to Datang from the east.According to Li Er's ambitions, one day he will take the fierce Tang cavalry and fight all the way to the horizon.See what Buzhou Mountain looks like, and see what monsters are at the end of the sky.

The carriage took the two of them back to Lintong, and two years passed.Lintong is more prosperous, in the easternmost part of the town.A building rose from the ground. Dabao said that this was a high-rise building approved by Ling Jing before he left. It is said that it is planned to be 70 stories high.Yun Hao did the math, and it was a full six to seventy meters.This height has surpassed Chang'an city wall, if it was before, this is definitely a super project.

Ling Jing's political sense is still insensitive, and this height has surpassed that of Tai Chi Palace.Comparing with the emperor, this is to die.Although Lintong is tens of miles away from Chang'an, it still belongs to Gyeonggi.

Although there are construction approvals these days, they are in Chang'an City.Build a house outside the city, especially in a noble fief like Lintong.All you need is Xungui's consent.Therefore, as long as Ling Jing approves others, they can build here.

"Who invested in this house, it will cost a lot of money if it is so high." Yun Hao asked suspiciously.

"Oh, the money invested by Wei Wangfu. I heard that it was decided by Cen Wenwen and Mr. Ling!"

"King Wei?" Yun Hao looked into Dabao's dark eyes and suddenly asked, "What do you think of this building?"

"Although the building is good, and with such a building, we can make Lintong more famous. But I still think that this building is not good. It will offend the emperor!" Yun Dabao said solemnly, blinking his eyes.

"Then why don't you stop it?"

"Grandpa Ling is your most capable assistant. Could it be that what he said was wrong?"

Nodding helplessly, damn Zhang Miaoke wanted to show respect to his retainers.He forced the children to call him Grandpa Ling Jingling!
Yun Hao does not object to respecting the elderly, but there is a huge problem with calling him this way.Children will instinctively feel that what the old man said is right.As the head of the family, this is very dangerous.After all, Zhang Miaoke is also a woman from a small family.It is impossible to understand these things, and her knowledge has limited her thinking mode to this level, which is also impossible.

However, Yun Hao still likes this wife who is becoming obese compared to those ladies from aristocratic families in Chang'an City.

"Dabao! Grandpa Ling is old, and sometimes he will make mistakes. Daddy will also make mistakes at his age. Therefore, not all older people are right. They have experience, but they are not always correct. Do you understand? "

"But……!"

"Forget what your mother said, and listen to daddy! As long as you think it's the right thing in your heart, then you will do it. Daddy won't care about the affairs of this building. I will leave it to you to deal with. Brothers and sisters are still young. .This land will fall into your hands in the future, and the future of the Yun family will also fall into your hands. When you encounter things, you must be confident, and only those who believe in themselves will succeed." Yun Hao looked at his fat son's face and gave A positive expression.

"En! Believe in yourself, daddy, Dabao will definitely handle the matter well." Yun Dabao nodded firmly. He had long complained about this matter, but he didn't get strong support!

Li Tai has a lot of meaning in doing this, and I don't know how Cen Wenwen, an old bastard, persuaded Ling Jing.It stands to reason that both of them are old foxes, and the things they messed up shouldn't be so stupid.But Yunhao couldn't think of any other reason, so he simply didn't want to.My head hurts from thinking too much, since my son said he will handle it well, he will definitely handle it well.

Yunhao believed in his son!
After getting off the carriage, the two of them came to the back kitchen.The Yun family's habits are very rough, no matter what it is, they have to find an excuse to eat it.The Patriarch returned from a long journey, so he naturally had to eat a big meal.Although the owner of this house is only the two of them now.

Braised pork, pork elbow in sauce.These are the regular dishes of the Yun family, and Yunhao prefers sauced pork knuckles.Especially the lean meat core in the middle, it tastes delicious.The trotters are a little bit worse, most of them have skin and no meat.Yun Hao likes the way of eating that can bite off a large piece of meat, but it takes a lot of work to get out a little meat, Yun Hao has no interest at all.

A person's life is troublesome enough, and eating a meal is so troublesome that he can't survive.Although chicken feet and chicken necks are more delicious than chicken legs, Yunhao still stubbornly eats chicken legs.It is because chicken legs are simple and convenient to eat and do not require skills.

Of course, Yunhao won't move the meat of the chicken breast.The food tasted like nothing, as long as he wasn't hungry, Yun Hao wouldn't even take a bite.

My father and I have prepared four dishes, all of which are hard dishes.The fine hair cut from the pig's ear, mixed with a few cucumbers is an embellishment.Braised pork, pork knuckles in sauce, and a large bowl of braised lion's head, that's what the dish is all about.Yun Dabao follows Yunhao in his eating habits and is a carnivore.If you don't eat some meat every day, you won't be energetic all day long.

Liu Laojieda personally served a pot of grape stuffing, but when he arrived at Yun Dabao's place, he replaced it with fermented glutinous rice!This was stipulated by Zhang Miaoke, who always said that children were not allowed to drink alcohol when they were young.

"Take it! Instead of making grapes, we need the barrel that Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er brought back from the Western Regions." Yun Hao sneered at the fermented glutinous rice.This thing is sugar water, and the taste is actually not good.Yun Hao felt that it was definitely his own fault that this thing was not handed down.The competition with grape wine has nothing to do with half a dime.

Yun Dabao's eyes are very bright, he really wants to drink grape wine.Especially the best grapes at home!

But the old lady is very strict, and the family stewards dare not give it to him.On weekdays, I went to Chang'an and Li Zhi secretly drank some that was stolen from the palace.I have long sneered at the fermented glutinous rice that is like sugar water.Yun Dabao also thought that it should be what women drink.

The grape stuffing was served, and to celebrate that there were no traces of women in the house today, the father and son drank happily.Families with women babble, but families without women cannot survive.Women are things that God uses to torture men.Many men live in pain and happiness until the end of their lives.

The taste of the grapes is very good, and the dishes are of course not the same.Chu Guogong's reputation as the number one gourmet in the Tang Dynasty has long been widely recognized, and there is no such thing as one of them.

"Brothers are reliable, and the things Biaozi and Shun'er brought are good. More reliable than that guy Hou Junji!" Yun Hao said with a sip of his last sip of grape wine.

Yun Dabao's chopsticks stretched towards his elbows suddenly stopped, "Father, you still don't know?"

"what do you know?"

(End of this chapter)