lazy tang

Chapter 77 Li Yuanba

The atmosphere at home was a bit weird, the eldest grandson dragged Zhang Miaoke to mutter.He glanced at Yun Hao ambiguously, and then muttered.When did these two fucking women become best friends?But it's normal to think about it. It's natural for a 16-year-old girl and a 15-year-old girl to become girlfriends.But thinking about Li Er who is a wicked ghost, Yun Hao is a little worried.This has to be watched, otherwise there is a risk of being green.Scientists have confirmed that sister-in-laws, sister-in-laws, wives and girlfriends are the hardest hit areas for unscrupulous husbands to cheat.

Yun Hao decided to ignore these two women. Married women tend to develop into female hooligans.

The backyard can't be done anymore, this is the world of the eldest grandson and Zhang Miaoke's minions.Seeing Yunhao coming, he stuffed this with an apple and that with a date.There are also some high-ranking ones who stretch out their hands to pinch Yun Hao's pink face.Slapped away a few pairs of Qianqian salty pig's hands, causing a burst of laughter like silver bells.There is another one who is eager to try, it seems that he has the urge to grab a cow and eat it.

The kitchen is a good place, usually as long as Yunhao enters the kitchen.Except for Xin'er and Yuan'er, everyone else would avoid them.Zhang Miaoke regards Yunhao's cooking skills as a secret recipe and needs extreme protection.This move was greatly appreciated by Mrs. Zhao, who further believed that the future daughter-in-law would be able to manage the house.The harmonious relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is in a mess, just like mother-in-law.Many times, Yun Hao felt that he was an outsider.

There were people in the kitchen, and furtive ones.The skin is slightly dark and a little thin.The light is very dim, and the age cannot be seen clearly.But judging by his figure, he should be a young man.

"Hush...!" Seeing that it was a child who came in, the boy raised his index finger and blew on his lips.

"You...!" Yun Hao looked around, he was the only one who didn't understand how this guy got in.There should be no talent in the kitchen at this point!

"Keep your voice down, there is delicious food in this kitchen. You are also here to steal something to eat? Don't let the master see it, here is the chicken leg for you." After speaking, he handed over a warm fried chicken leg.

This is the Yun family's secret fried chicken. The chicken nuggets are marinated before frying.The taste has long been eaten, and the eldest grandson of Hu people likes greasy food the most.After eating fried chicken, I immediately fell in love with this thing.The prodigal woman generously gave a basket to her girlfriends, but her request for a cook was ruthlessly rejected.

It was obvious that these fried chicken belonged to the eldest grandson.Yun Hao was very surprised that there was a young man in his family.And even dared to steal the fried chicken from the eldest grandson, don't you know that this maidservant of Guanyin has a very temper?It is said that after the Xuanwumen Incident, it was this female devil who led the troops into the palace to clean up the harem.Tired of stealing her things?

The hand that grabbed the chicken leg was oily, and the other hand was still holding the fried chicken and sending it to his mouth.The brittle bones were chewing "creak" and "creak", and there was an idiot-like smile on the corner of his mouth.

I have seen a movie called "Forrest Gump", and Forrest Gump's smile has the effect of cloning with this buddy.Yun Hao's keen eyesight, who has lived for 62 years in his previous life, can tell at a glance that this guy is short of heart.

"There are elbows on the back, so that's delicious." In order to verify whether this product is short-sighted, or pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger.Yun Hao pointed to the back, where the cook put the sauced elbow.

The sauced elbow is sticky, and holding it in your hand is like holding a slippery piece of meat.When the young man saw Jiangzhuzi, his eyes lit up.Immediately gave up the fried chicken, grabbed a whole sauced elbow and ate it dripping with juice.Looking at this picture of eating, Yun Hao felt a little hungry for no reason.

This product is so delicious that the lion shakes its head and the monkey scratches its cheeks, which can no longer describe its devotion.And the appetite was astonishing, in Yun Hao's horrified eyes.A huge pork knuckle turned into a few white pig bones.It seems that this guy has the idea of ​​smashing the bones and eating the marrow inside, really smashing the bones and sucking the marrow.

This guy isn't fake, it's fucking stupid!Yun Hao gave this guy a positive comment!Under Yun Hao's horrified gaze, the young man caught another elbow...!This guy is still an idiot, Yun Hao corrected his comment again.

It's okay to come to my house to eat and drink secretly, but it's too much to let his mother fish in the pot.Once you catch it, the pot of elbows will be considered useless.Who knows if you washed your hands after shitting with your paws!

"Put it down!" Yun Hao decided to bully the disabled.

"What are you doing!" the young man mumbled, chewing on his elbow.

"I said put it down, how can people eat it if you put your claws in the pot." Seeing the young man still fishing, Yun Hao suddenly became angry.He picked up the rolling pin from the table and was ready to do it.Although he is not as tall as this young man, this is his home and he still has the home field advantage.He deliberately raised his voice, just waiting for people from outside to come in.

This was a decision that Yunhao regretted for the rest of his life. Before he could finish speaking, a big greasy hand pressed down on his small mouth.The other hand tightly hugged his neck, and the smell of sauced elbow filled his nostrils in an instant.What's worse, the hands are full of oil, and it feels terrible when it sticks to the face.As long as you move yourself, there is even a feeling of pulling out the silk.

But this young man is extremely strong, his two arms are like two boa constrictors.Wrapped tightly around Yunhao's body, Yunhao even felt that his bones were moaning.My God, I won't be strangled to death by this fool!
"Woooooo...!" The harder Yun Hao struggled, the tighter the young man's stranglehold became.Yun Hao had already started to suffocate, and his eyes turned black.I gradually lost consciousness in my head, my God!You won't be strangled to death by a fool in your own home!Thinking has just come to an end here.

When he opened his eyes, Yun Hao found himself lying on the bed.Sitting next to her was Zhang Miaoke with red and swollen eyes, and Mrs. Zhao was almost dying of tears.The eldest grandson stood aside with an uncomfortable expression, rubbing the handkerchief with both hands.

Standing under the eaves was a black and thin young man, and the little girl kicked him on the leg angrily.The young man just scratched his itch and continued to punish him.

"Wake up! Wake up!" Seeing Yun Hao waking up, Yuan'er cheered immediately.

For a moment, everyone gathered around Yunhao's bed, but there was not a single man.

"It's good to wake up, it's good to wake up!" Mrs. Zhao wiped away her tears while hugging Yun Hao.If it weren't for the many people around, she would have been breastfeeding in her arms.

"Brother Yun, my family's Xuanba didn't mean it...he...!" The eldest grandson hurried over to explain that the Li family still valued this kid very much.

Xuanba?Li Yuanba?That kid is Li Yuanba?My goodness, how lucky he wasn't crushed to death!
(End of this chapter)