lazy tang

Chapter 730
New Year's Eve!The sound of "cracking" firecrackers sounded outside the door.Gunpowder is a rare thing, and Li Er is not rich enough to use gunpowder to listen to it.Those who do not have the status of a state official have no chance to use it at all.During the Chinese New Year, Li Er just set off a thousand firecrackers.

The Yun family didn't have this taboo, and set off [-] firecrackers for a long time.The whole of Lintong was listening to the explosion of the Yun family's firecrackers!

Firecrackers have become synonymous with status, and Li Shentong only set off five thousand firecrackers during the Chinese New Year.In comparison, the Yun family's [-] rings are absolutely shocking.

The [-] noises from the Yun family did not alarm Li Er who was in Chang'an City. Li Er was now very excited about the recovery of his queen's health. Not long ago, Li Er had already prepared for the death of his eldest grandson.Unexpectedly, the eldest grandson was rescued by two unknown medical officers.For Li Er, this was definitely an unexpected surprise.

The Taiji Palace was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and the married princess and Li Er's princes gathered together.Celebrate this universally celebrated day!

The entire Tang Dynasty is immersed in the joy of the New Year, and the past few years have been very good.Even the poorest families can cut a few catties of meat to make some flour to make dumplings.Since the custom of eating dumplings became popular in Lintong, it is spreading at an irresistible speed in Datang.Now people in Guanzhong do not eat a meal of dumplings during the New Year, then it is not called New Year.Amidst the roar of nobles' homes, the dumplings were poured into boiling water.Watching the dumplings tumbling in the pot, both adults and children had smiles on their faces.The old people grinned with toothless mouths, and the children clapped their hands excitedly.The desire for delicious food filled every cell of them.

How many years have not had such a good time, not only have enough food and clothing, but also don't have to worry about being robbed by those vicious foreigners.The old people still remember the Turkic invasion of Chang'an during the Daye period.At that time, Chang'an City was still called Daxing City, and the Turkic soldiers trapped the Emperor of Sui Dynasty in the city.The common people around Chang'an were devastated, and the financial losses of the population and livestock were uncountable.

Recently, I heard that it is His Majesty the current emperor who offered the plan to repel the Turkic soldiers.With such an emperor, the people of Chang'an have a sense of security that they have never had before.Today's Turks have migrated far to the west.I heard that General Hou Junji was following the Turks to attack westward.In the past, Turkic people could walk sideways in Chang'an, and they didn't even pay attention to the government officials.Now the Turkic people have just wandered around Chang'an City, and without exception, they have all been beaten and crippled.Among the beggars waiting for alms at the gate of the city, there are many former Turkic tycoons.

Once the jewels and jade added to the body, once the whole body was covered with silk.Now there is only a gray face and lice all over the body.In the winter, he stretched out his arms to beg for people passing by, his arms full of grease were as thin as firewood sticks.Every winter, many such people would freeze to death in Chang'an.The government will not pity such a person, unless he is a Han person, he will be resettled.The Turkic people were frozen to death, wrapped in a mat and thrown into a mass grave.It won't be long before you can see wild dogs running around in the wild with people's arms or ribs in their mouths.

The life of the Turkic people in Chang'an is not as good as that of dogs, which has a lot to do with the cruelty of their ancestors.Those Turkic people back then roasted their children alive with the corpses of adults to drink.The descendants of the wolf clan today are atoning for the cruelty of their ancestors.

Compared to other families' New Year's Eve, the Yun's banquet seemed a bit shabby.There are not eight bowls on one plate, but some are just a large plate of dumplings with a huge jar in the middle.

Abalone, sea cucumber, fish lip, yak hide glue, king oyster mushroom, tendon, flower mushroom, cuttlefish, scallop, quail egg... put together and stew.Yun Hao swore that he just told the cook what he knew, and the cook of the Yun family really did it.

It is said that the production process is very cumbersome. The taste and characteristics of each ingredient need to be independently prepared into a dish of more than a dozen ingredients, and then gathered together, adding broth and Shaoxing wine, and simmering for more than ten hours. The taste can really achieve the characteristics of full-bodied.

In addition to a few plates of dumplings with various fillings, this is the main dish today.An old woman, three children, plus four wives, exactly nine people sat at a large table.The old lady looked at Yun Hao with some helplessness, none of the big girls with yellow flowers in the backyard was very useful.The son has worked so hard, why it has been two years since he can't even have a child.In a few days, I have to ask who has a girl of the right age.If you want to look handsome and have a good figure, you'd better have a butt like a millstone, so that a girl like that can be born easily.

Yun Dabao chased away Panda Xiaohua, and now this very cute guy is howling mournfully in the yard.No way, grandma doesn't like a bear in the house, especially during Chinese New Year.She always believed that beasts could hurt people.Domesticated or not!
Now Yun Dabao is playing something called checkers with his younger siblings.Li Gang once watched it once, and said that although the gameplay of this thing is simple, there is an indescribable philosophy of life in it.

During the Chinese New Year, there must be a lottery for playing things, and their lottery is a kind of candy called chocolate.I don't know why it's called that, but that's what Dad calls this dark brown thing anyway.It is said that the Yun family's fleet brought the raw materials back from far away overseas and processed them under the guidance of the old man.This thing tasted bitter at first, but it was as smooth as a ribbon in the mouth.And it tastes like a milky taste, with sweetness in the bitterness and some bitterness in the inside, which makes people want to eat it.

Even if it is a Zhongming Dingshi family like the Yun family, only one child will be given five yuan during the Chinese New Year.Yun Erbao is more greedy, and after eating one piece, he misses the candy in the hands of his brother and sister.It was he who suggested the idea of ​​playing checkers, but it was a pity.Erbao's chess skills are not good, but a few handfuls of chocolates in his own hands are in the hands of his sister.This made Er Bao, who loves chocolate very much, very sad.

Yun Sanbao is just a ghost, only a few months younger than Erbao, but his heart is obviously much more than that of his elder brother.The brother and sister hid in a corner, and they didn't know how many unequal treaties they had promised to their sister. Er Bao finally got back two pieces of his beloved chocolate.

Yunhao was watching the children's games, and the children were doing well.Know how to use the exchange reasonably to get what you need.When something happens, the first thing that comes to mind is exchange rather than violence, which is very important for family harmony.

The four wives are a little too harmonious, and the old woman sits two on the left and two on the right.Surrounding the ancestors of the Yun family, chatting with them and playing leaf cards.In Yunhao's view, this thing is the original poker.It's just that the leaf cards of the Yun family are more expensive, made of pure gold.After playing with him for a couple of times, Yun Hao felt his wrists hurt.I don't know how the five women persisted for such a long time.

Everyone in the house was having fun, but the head of the family ignored him.The bored Yun Hao looked at the leaf cards for a while and looked at the checkers for a while, until the Buddha jumped over the wall, and then shouted: "Dinner!" Finally, it showed the presence of the owner of the house!

It's the Chinese New Year, and with such a good meal, it's natural to drink.After toasting the old lady, several wives began to toast in turn.At first, Yunhao was wary of Helan, after all, Khitan girls can't drink enough.While drinking, Yunhao realized that the drinking capacity of his wives was a fucking huge amount.The performance of several ladies made Yunhao fully experience what it means that women are more cruel than men.

If it wasn't for his dizziness, Yun Hao would really suspect that these old women were drinking water instead of wine.

If you want to stop drinking, it's too late.Under the coquettishness and cuteness of a few old women, the last memory of Yun Hao is the appearance of a few flowery smiling faces showing that the scheme has succeeded.

Keeping the old age is impossible, and I seem to vomit in a daze.Then drank a lot of water and threw up again.

Feeling that he was still in a coma, he was pulled out of the bed.It must be He Lan, who always likes to freeze her paws outside and stuff them under other people's quilts.There was a squeaking voice next to her ear, it seemed to be Xin'er.Looks like she was taking care of herself last night!
He was dragged up in a daze, and put on his clothes in a daze.The cold well water was rubbed on his face, and Yunhao woke up instantly.

"My lord! Wake up quickly, you are going to the palace today to congratulate His Majesty, it is a crime of disrespect to be late." Zhang Miaoke was holding a towel in his hand, talking in a babbling manner.

They knew that Xin'er and He Lan didn't have the guts to wipe their faces with well water at this time except Zhang Miaoke.

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Dabao has already packed it up, just waiting for you, the right master. This house can't be taken care of at a glance. Goldfish bag! Goldfish bag! You are the prince of the country, you want to hang a goldfish bag Yes!" Zhang Miaoke babbled, Yun Hao suspected that this girl's menopause was early.A good breakfast was messed up.

The poor grandpa only had time to eat two steamed buns and drink a bowl of porridge before he was caught by his wife and wrapped all over and stuffed into the carriage.Inside the carriage is a fat son who is also fully clothed. It is true that our Young Master Yun is a sixth-rank light chariot captain.According to the etiquette system, today the princes of the state must bring their heirs into the palace together, in order to show respect for the emperor.

The court clothes of the Tang Dynasty were worn to keep warm, and the heavy court clothes were very resistant to wind.The two masters were wearing heavy court clothes, their foreheads were sweating, and they were relatively speechless.They were all picked up from the bed by Zhang Miaoke, and then fully armed.

Standing in the cold wind in this court dress will not bring you cold, but there is a heater in the carriage of Yun's family.This is going to kill him, his whole body will be covered with sweat in a short time, Yun Hao guessed that he would get prickly heat from the bumps in Chang'an.

He decisively ordered the maid accompanying the car to take off the court clothes, and then took off Dabao's court clothes as well.

"Father! Are you full from breakfast?"

"Just two buns, what do you think?"

Yun Dabao didn't speak, but took out a fat chicken from his sleeve.Baked until oily and yellow, it is greedy to look at.It's just... don't you get tired of eating roast chicken early in the morning?

I can't control so much, Li Er will give a banquet today.Thinking of Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong's wine barrels, Yun Hao felt that having food in his stomach was the capital for living.If you go on an empty stomach like this, you will probably be forced to make a fool of yourself in public by those guys.

Don't say anything, just tear up the father and son, one and a half roast chicken.It's not bad, I know to give a piece to the maid accompanying the car.But, is chicken butt edible?
Li Er's palace can only be described as majestic forever, because the Tai Chi Palace is built on the highest point of Chang'an City.And when it was built, it was specially raised nine feet to match the majesty of the royal family.Along the two sides of the royal road, rows of red lanterns added some joy to the palace.A group of guys in purple robes and jade belts around their waists filed in.

The maid on the car bound Yun Hao and Yun Dabao to put on court clothes, and the two of them also joined the court congratulations team.As for the Yun family's New Year's gift, it had already been dragged into the side entrance of the palace by the servants.

"Boy, why did you come here? Yo! Isn't this Dabao? It's called Grandpa Cheng!" Cheng Yaojin, who was full of beards, came out from nowhere, greeted Yunhao, and immediately gave all his smiling faces to him. Yun Dabao.

Yun Hao swore that he had never seen Cheng Yaojin smile like this.The laughter I saw before was full of heroic masculinity, and every time it was deafening.Today's smile, Yun Hao actually felt a little... kind!
He tried hard to shake his head, this is definitely a fucking hallucination.Cheng Yaojin can be kind, it is better to believe that sows can climb trees.The devil king who has lived his life by killing people has killed hundreds of people with his own hands.The word "kindness" could not come to his head even after going around the earth's wheel eight times.

After shaking his head, a pure gold collar was added to his son's neck.Cheng Yaojin bared his teeth and hugged Yun Dabao, Yun Hao was very worried that this old guy would bite his own child.You must know the rumors outside that the devil incarnation is a master of raw human flesh, especially likes to eat white and tender fat babies.It is said that sometimes they like to eat virgins, and eat them for breakfast in the morning after sleeping at night.

"Old Cheng! Don't scare the child with your appearance like that, you must know that he is the future captain-in-law." Yu Chigong walked over with a laugh, and the famous generals of the Tang Dynasty are used to laughing twice after meeting.It's like saying hello, and it's like showing off your perfect voice.

"I want to give you a hug too, the son-in-law captain, who looks like your boy looks like a black iron tower. I can't even hug him!" Cheng Yaojin pointed to Yuchi Baolin who was beside Yuchi Gong and laughed.

"Baolin met Duke Chu, thank you Duke Chu for cultivation!" When Yuchi Baolin saw Yunhao, he bowed deeply and his attitude was very respectful.

PS: I have some problems with my wrist, and the doctor said that I can't type too much.I am actively looking for countermeasures. I originally updated more this month, but it seems to be finished again.It was interrupted yesterday, please forgive me.It seems that it will take some time in the future to type 55555 with one finger!

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