lazy tang

Chapter 696 Li Er's Unannounced Visit

The bigwigs of several families didn't speak, and Li Er knew that this meant submission.

"Yunqing's name is quite acceptable, but don't write poems like this next time. The sage said it well, to be a man, you have to refrain from speaking and cultivate yourself, and then you can govern the family and the world. The first thing is to refrain from speaking, Don't say everything. Keep your mouth shut, that's the most basic thing."

Yun Hao lowered his head to look like Li Er's baby, everyone knew what Li Er meant.Presumably after today, these bigwigs from the Shandong clan will know.It is not allowed to say anything, Li Er will not do it by burning books and burying scholars.But get rid of disobedient literati, there is no problem at all.

"I would like to be taught! I would like to follow your Majesty's instructions!" The heads of several families looked at each other and bowed to Li Er.

"Okay! It is said that Shandong has outstanding people, and many of my officials are also from Shandong. You and I have the same heart, let's see my great Tang ambition." Li Er said very boldly, and all the family members bowed humbly.

It was able to successfully make the Shandong clan bow their heads, and it was still in this bloodless way.Li Er was very happy in his heart, and he no longer had to worry about Confucian disciples spreading rumors in private.

Don't underestimate these rumors, this thing is like a small shovel.Slowly shovel the foundations of your empire when you're not looking.It's as if the embankment has been emptied by an ant nest, and it will collapse in an instant once a flood comes.As the hero of a generation, Li Ertai knows the power of this.

This time I took a detour to Jeju Prefecture to shut up the Shandong clan.I thought I needed to kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys watching.Unexpectedly, using Yunhao's two poems would achieve his goal.The elites in Shandong are far less powerful than I imagined, and they have no resistance under the pressure of imperial power.Without even a decent resistance, they surrendered immediately.

Li Erda held a banquet with great interest, and Baotu Spring carp more than two feet long was brought up, and Li Er also ate two mouthfuls with a smile.It seems that the era when Datang did not allow carp to be eaten has completely passed.But yes, your family name is Li, so you don't let people eat carp or plums.

If the emperor's surname is Zhu, does it mean that people in the world are not allowed to eat pigs?

Facts have proved that scholars are shameless to an outrageous degree.After drinking two sips of wine, several bigwigs began to compose poems, flattering each other and singing praises.The degree of nausea has definitely reached the level of insanity.Yun Hao wished he could get a plug and plug his ears.

After spending a night of eating and drinking, Yun Hao felt that his respect for scholars had collapsed and there was not much left.

After a comfortable soak in a hot bath, the maid hired by the prefect of Jeju Prefecture is very good, and the massage technique is first-rate.A pair of small hands kneaded and kneaded Yunhao's body, and the comfortable Yunhao fell asleep unconsciously.I wanted to do something shameful, but I didn't have time to do it.

He didn't know how long he had slept, but Yun Hao suddenly felt someone shake him.Damn, this maid is a bit too courageous.I don't know if I don't like being disturbed when I sleep?Wait until I sleep comfortably, and then pick up your little mother.

Without opening his eyes, he stretched out his foot and kicked.This kick of a rabbit kicking an eagle can definitely kick a stinky bitch under the bed.

It doesn't work, but someone still shakes himself.But this time it was even more excessive, and shaking it twice may not feel satisfying.He actually poured a glass of cold water on Yunhao's face!
Waking up from his sleep all of a sudden, Yun Hao turned over and sat up.Without opening his eyes, he grabbed the pillow behind him and threw it out.

"Fuck you...!" As soon as he said two words, Yun Hao stopped.Because he saw Zhao Jiang's beardless face, still clutching his own bamboo pillow.Tilting his head again, he saw Li Er in a moon-white robe.The maid who served him was kneeling on the ground at this moment.With her hair hanging down, she can't see her face clearly, she looks like Sadako!

your sister!Whose emperor was okay and ran into his bedroom, looked down at his body, and then felt relieved.It's a good thing I'm wearing pajamas, otherwise, wouldn't I be looked down upon?
"Your Majesty! You...!" Yun Hao stammered, not knowing what to say.

"It is said that you have a tired temper, and today it really looks like this. I am still sleeping at three poles in the sun, and I have been up and danced with swords and practiced kung fu."

your sister!I'm not an emperor, it's okay to smell the dry wool of chickens dancing.I sit under your command, I just want to eat and wait for my life to die.Sleep until you wake up naturally, count money until your hands cramp.If I'm busy all day, can you still sleep soundly?

"Your Majesty! Didn't I say this before? I'm just a lazy person, and I want to die lazy on the bed all my life." Yun Hao shook his head helplessly.

"Huh! Get up, let's go for a walk with me. You have come to this Jeju Prefecture many times, so take me around." After Li Er finished speaking, he turned and walked out.Even if you are an emperor, you can't just watch your courtiers change their clothes.

your sister!Is this a private interview on Weibo?The moon-white robe, the double-tailed hat, and the soft-soled fast boots look like Mr. Dong Guo.But you should take off that jade pendant anyway, who dares to use it with five-fingered dragons.Even if the prince wears it, it is a capital offense!

There is no way, the big boss can only bite the bullet and get up.He kicked the maid twice and asked her to change his clothes.I changed my clothes as quickly as possible. I was really exhausted these two days.When I opened the curtains, the sun outside was already high.

Today is a dry summer, and the sun in the sky is still dazzling in autumn.

He didn't even eat breakfast, so he went shopping with Li Er.In the past, he only knew that shopping with women was suffering, but now he knew that shopping with Li Er was not much better.

Li Er is like a curious baby, he goes over to ask about everything.The other party spoke Shandong dialect, which made Li Er very confused.The men in Guanzhong can't understand Shandong dialect.Yunhao was originally arrested to be an interpreter, but the other party's too strong Shandong accent made Yunhao confused.God, it's just another language, okay?

For Zhao Jiang, the scariest thing was that Li Er always wanted to try street food.The ghost knows that those snacks are healthy or not. After the silver needle probed, I finally felt relieved.It's good that it's not poisonous, and diarrhea won't let His Majesty kill him.

He didn't eat in the morning, so Yunhao naturally wanted to eat something at this time.Holding a hard-boiled egg in his hand, he peeled off its shell, and then inserted Zhao Jiang's silver needle into it.When pulled out, the silver needle has a foggy gray-black color.Zhao Jiang's eyes almost popped out, because Li Er just ate a boiled egg.

Under Zhao Jiang's horrified eyes, Yun Hao stuffed the egg into his mouth.Vaguely called to stop, Zhao Jiang who was about to kill the shopkeeper.

"My boy, the poison that can be tested with silver needles is actually very limited. The academy calls this a chemical reaction. It's worrying for you to protect His Majesty like this!" Yun Hao gulped down a big mouthful of porridge!

In just a moment, Zhao Jiang's entire back was soaked.Leaning weakly against the pillar, his body was limp and without any strength.Once something happens to Li Er, many people will definitely die.He, Zhao Jiang, is indeed the first one!

"That's right! I don't even understand how famous your academy is, let alone an eunuch. It seems that the inner court will have to send some people to the academy in the future." Li Er said in a deep voice.

Yun Hao's nose almost twisted in anger. Fortunately, this is a private room, otherwise, you, my dear, would there be someone sitting here?The inner court sent some people to the academy, they couldn't be eunuchs!

Li Er didn't expect that Yun Hao knew.In the normal course of history, Li Er's descendants were abused by eunuchs.In the late Tang Dynasty, the servants could even abolish the emperor.

"Your Majesty, it's okay to send the guards into the academy. But you have to pick some smart ones, not the servants. If you don't want to receive bullets from Mr. Li Gang and Mr. Wen Daya. These two old gentlemen are very old and both It is the precious wealth of the Tang Dynasty, so it is better for you not to tease them. Not to mention Master Yan, he really dares to hit the Tai Chi Hall." Yun Hao said while swallowing the egg with great effort.

Swallowing eggs a little anxiously, Yun Hao hurriedly took a mouthful of porridge.

Li Er stopped talking, but lowered his head to drink porridge.Forget about the rest of the academy, Wen Daya and Li Gang are two old fellows, Wen Daya used to be the chief think tank of his father Li Yuan.Li Gang is even better. In the era of his uncle Yang Jian, Li Gang was the prince and Taifu.He taught the princes Yang Yong and Yang Guang successively, and he taught the prince Li Jiancheng in Datang.

The only regret is that none of the disciples he taught ended well.It can be said to be the first prince killer in the Sui and Tang Dynasties!
Li Er couldn't afford to offend these two honest guys.Not to mention, Yan Zhi, known as the ancestor of scholars, pushed Mr. Yan.Thinking of the appearance of the three old fellows in the Tai Chi Hall, Li Er felt shuddering.Can't afford it!

Yun Hao heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that Li Er didn't mention the matter of sending his servant to the academy anymore.I am not afraid of bad people, but I am afraid that bad people are educated.In any case, Yunhao will not teach knowledge to these physically disabled guys.After all, because of their physical disabilities, these guys are somewhat abnormal psychologically.God knows what they can come up with after they finish their studies.

After drinking two bowls of porridge, I ate two slices of fried steamed buns.Yun Hao felt that he could beat the tiger to death now, and it didn't matter if he walked around Jeju Mansion three times with Li Er.

The restaurant faces the street, which is quite advanced.It starts selling breakfast in the morning, and serves wine and meat at noon and evening.These days, all the breakfast stalls are small stalls, and it is rare that such a high-end restaurant also serves breakfast.

"Hey! Your family owns this restaurant, why don't you let us go up there." Li Er and Yun Hao were about to go downstairs when they suddenly heard voices shouting from the stairs.Anyone who thinks about it will know that it is not easy for Li Er's guards to block the entire restaurant, but it is still necessary to block this floor.

Someone must have gone to this restaurant, but was stopped by the guards.It seemed that these people who came up were not easy to use. Li Er's guards were like wolves and tigers, and they dared to scold them.

"He's doing business, so don't stop him for no reason." Li Er knew the virtues of his subordinates, and the people around the emperor were all noble children.With a temper, there is no problem killing people in the street.With a word to protect His Majesty, no one dares to do anything to him.

When Li Er said a word, Zhao Jiang rushed out as if his tail had been stepped on.He was very afraid of the guards killing people, because today's guards include Chai Shao's son Chai Lingwu.Chai Shao received a lot of rewards on weekdays, so he had to take care of him no matter what he received.

Yun Hao picked up a cob of corn, and took off the husk slowly.I started to gnaw on it, the corn was sweet and very suitable as a snack.I knew in my heart that Li Er was a voyeur.This floor is full of private rooms, and it just so happens that they occupy the middle one.No matter which room the guests are on the left or right, Li Er waits to eavesdrop on what they say.

I just hope these guys are smart enough not to say anything outrageous when they see the vicious guards at the door.Li Er, who listens to the window root, is not much different from Lord Yan.

Fortunately, these people are just rascals.Talking is inseparable from the next three ways, women and gambling are the top priorities.Li Er lost interest after listening for a while, and was about to go downstairs to continue shopping.Suddenly there was the sound of footsteps on the stairs, and another group of people came up.The guards got their orders, and no one came out to stop them this time.

"Third brother, the emperor killed his brother, killed his brother, imprisoned his father and seized his wife. Don't let people say that, can it be said that scholars of my generation can't plead for the life of the community? It is really annoying for such a person to be the emperor."

"That's right! There is no law in this country, and the nobles don't abide by the law. It's why the common people obey the law!"

"I heard that those servants in the imperial court are all wealthy. All walks of life in the country have been divided by them, just that Duke Yunhao of Chu State. He makes money like crazy, and the bank has to raise two dollars for the usual money exchange." A big boy?"

"Hmph! The country will be harmed by them sooner or later. According to the new policy of the court, officials can retire when they are over 60 years old. What kind of pensions will the court give. Do you know how much the pensions of officials are?"

"How much?" Several people asked together.

"It's two or three times the income of ordinary farmers! His grandma's!"

"I heard that Changsun Pushe bought a house in Chang'an, and once he bought it, it was a street."

"That's nothing! The Chu family's money is almost out of place. My seventh uncle, eighth aunt, and ninth grandma used to be servants of the Yun family in Dengzhou. Do you know that? What do the female family members of the Yun family use for bathing?"

"what?"

"Use goat's milk! We poor people can't drink goat's milk, but people use it to bathe. If you use milk to bathe, your breasts will turn white."

When this person spoke, he was filled with righteous indignation, and Yun Hao, who was listening in the room beside him, was filled with righteous indignation.What the hell my wife uses to take a shower is none of your business!Still fucking discussing my wife's cunts, if I don't smash your heads out of two cunts today, I don't care.

Just as Yun Hao was about to stand up, a big hand pressed his shoulder.Looking back, it was Li Er!
Seeing Li Er's face so clouded that water dripped out, Yun Hao stopped being angry for a moment.yes!At the beginning, it was Li Er who scolded him, according to Li Er's Hades temperament.The possibility of these guys passing the test alive is almost zero, all they have to do is.In the process of their death, it is appropriate to increase the difficulty a little, so that you scholars die a little more painful, that's all!

(End of this chapter)