lazy tang

Chapter 692
The peace talks with Goryeo are progressing very quickly, and Goryeo is the fish on the chopping board in the current situation.Xu Jingzong has sufficient advantages to goug out more flesh from the Koreans.

Goguryeo spit out Liaodong, which had been occupied for more than 200 years, and personally destroyed the Great Wall he built.Yuan Gai Su Wen changed his name to Quan Gai Su Wen to avoid Li Yuan's taboo, and his eldest son, a boy from Yuan Gai, went to Chang'an as a hostage.All the powers of Goguryeo are huddled on the south bank of the Yalu River, and they have to pay a huge amount of tribute to Datang every year.Even provide heavy corvee to Datang every year!
Yun Hao saw the contract where the Koreans had no resistance, and it can be said that the whole paper was filled with the loss of power and humiliation of the country.Especially the huge amount of tribute and heavy corvee, this is drawing the blood of the Korean people.In the future, it will be very difficult for Goryeo to gather national strength, and the only wish is that Datang himself makes mistakes.

According to Li Er's wisdom, this wish of the Korean people is a dream.

Now Yun Hao is the commander-in-chief of the 20 Expeditionary Army of the Tang Dynasty, and he has the power to rule over one person and over ten thousand people.But the ominous premonition became more and more obvious, because Li Er was still hiding and seeing no one.What made Yun Hao even more horrified was that a rumor was spreading in the barracks.

His Majesty the Emperor is critically ill!

What made Yunhao feel even more strange was that the eldest grandson Wuji had disappeared.This prime minister and brother-in-law has always been Li Er's most trusted person.Now at this time, he suddenly disappeared... Where did he go?

Yunhao didn't dare to ask, and couldn't ask.He knew a political storm was brewing, since he was not in the area where it hit.Don't be so smart as to run over there, otherwise the power of the storm will be enough to destroy the thriving Yun Family.

Li Er was lying in the imperial tent, surrounded by a naked Korean beauty.This is a gift from Yuan Gai Suwen, who is said to be Gao Jianwu's daughter.In terms of status, she can be regarded as the princess of Goryeo, but her father is dead, and the phoenix in distress is not as good as a chicken.He is a dispensable person in Goryeo, so giving it to Li Er to play with can be regarded as making the best use of everything.

Although the beauty tried her best to help him release the pressure, Li Er's spirit was still tense.This is a dangerous temptation, but also a temptation that has to be done.

When the son grows up, he always has some ideas of his own.Some forces in the imperial court are also looking for their own spokespersons.Undoubtedly, Li Chengqian is a very good candidate.He has background, status, and more importantly, he is the future emperor of the empire.

Long Zhichen has always gained a lot, just look at those guys who followed Li Er to fight the world.Liu Hongji is an old hooligan, and now the position of Duke Kui is secure.As long as you don't make the mistakes of the elder Sun Shunde, you will be doomed for a lifetime or a few lifetimes of wealth.

There are many people who have this idea, and Li Er really wants to know how far these people want to achieve.

The news of critical illness has been released for more than ten days, so it stands to reason that the news has already reached Chang'an.But Chang'an was still terribly quiet, and Li Chengqian didn't make any changes.Hou Junji, who was far away in the Western Regions, did not make any changes, and even the soldiers and horses who stayed in Chang'an did not take any measures.Everything is the same as usual, except that the crown prince supervises the country and the court will not make major moves.

I very much hope that Li Chengqian will not take the risk, otherwise the eldest grandson Wuji, who is holding the wangzhuo, will wipe out the rebellious soldiers and horses.Li Er never doubted his authority in the army.

He patted the beauty of Korea on the head, telling her to shut up and crawl on top of her.The majesty of a middle-aged man naturally has to be displayed on a young girl.Many times, this kind of thing is actually a kind of psychological satisfaction, rather than physical pleasure.

Princess Goryeo tactfully and happily under her crotch, this is a sign of submission!

Yun Hao grabbed Gao Quanhe by the neck and asked him for a woman.From thirteen to thirty, as long as his conditions are not met, he will immediately tear up the contract.Order the Liaodong Navy to attack the coast of Koryo with a large army.In fact, the Liaodong Navy has done this for many years.It's just that if it comes out of Yunhao's mouth, the scale will be even bigger, and the loss of Goryeo will be even heavier.

Gao Quanhe said he wanted to sue Li Er, but Yun Hao spit on his face.I can't even see the grand commander of the Liaodong Road March, you bastard can see the emperor?
Under Yunhao's lust, the Koreans succumbed.They had to donate 20 Korean women, and Yunhao didn't pick on his looks.These bastards under him have been holding back for a long time, and the sows all have double eyelids.Thirty thousand Korean women should be enough for an army of [-].

"Marshal, will this be too much!" Ling Jing was a little worried, this kind of thing can most arouse the resistance of a nation.He was worried that the Koreans would not be able to bear it, and if Li Er's plan was destroyed, the consequences would be serious.

"You think Lao Tzu is willing to kill almost no living people on the land of Liaodong. This is revenge for the Koreans and those barbarians, but the army is always stationed here. The problem will be very serious. Look at these killings .They are not allowed to go home when they get money, everyone is scratching their heads.

At this time, if the Koreans call, even with the advantage of firearms, it will be difficult to tell the outcome.Find some fun for them, at least it can stabilize the morale of the army.Gambling and drinking all day long, I sometimes feel in a daze, not knowing whether this is a Datang military camp or a bandit cottage.I just hope that His Majesty will stop procrastinating like this and return to Chang'an as soon as possible.Otherwise, this soldier can't take it. "Yun Hao is only looking forward to going back to Chang'an soon.

In fact, this is not only his own idea, but also the idea of ​​all expedition soldiers.

After the beginning of autumn, the weather in Liaodong seems to be much better.The wind is no longer hot, with a hint of cool air.Finally, the body is no longer sticky, counted a few days ago.Only more than 300 soldiers of the Tang Dynasty were killed in battle, but the number of people who died due to epidemics and various accidents has exceeded [-].

Heavy rains last month caused landslides, and more than 500 Tang soldiers were buried alive.In the end, two survivors were barely dug out, and one of them became disabled.This is the worst loss since the expedition to Liaodong.

The expeditionary army did not have a letter from home, and naturally there was no way to get back their seized money.Everyone's backpacks are full, and these are harvested in Anshicheng and other places in Liaodong.As for letters from home, in fact they are needed.But there are few people who can read and write these days, and even fewer people who can write.In many places in Guanzhong, there is not a single literate person in a single village.

The appearance of more than 3 Korean women made the lonely Tang army's expeditionary army inexplicably excited.Ever since they came, Yunhao felt the ground tremble every night.

Time flies to October, and Yun Hao feels that it is necessary to talk to Li Er.If you continue like this, I will spend the winter here.The winter in Liaodong is not something everyone can bear, and these days it is hard to gather these soldiers.Let him know how urgent the soldier's desire to go home is.I think Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, was strangled to death in Yangzhou because he ignored the wishes of the soldiers.

When Yun Hao saw Li Er, he knew how nonsense the rumors were.Now Li Er's complexion is rosy, and he is more damn healthy than Yunhao.Looking at the tender and tender Korean woman beside her, one can tell that she is well nourished by Li Er.Looking at the pregnant belly, it is estimated that Li Er has worked hard.

The monarch and his ministers got a dog, and it was a big black dog.It is said that such a dog can dispel the cold, but I don't know what it means.But Yun Hao hesitated when he ate, if he really was a mad dog, the Emperor Tang would confess to himself.Even if you get the vaccine, it doesn't work. You fucking know whether the vaccine you got is working or not.

Don't dare to follow Feng An's end!Now Yunhao regrets bringing biological weapons into this world.

"Don't worry, the dog was raised by Gao Ji since she was a child. You thought I would eat a dog that eats shit. You can be a general with all your flaws. What an anomaly. Back then when we fought against Fenyang and there was no food to eat Frogs and mice are the food of the soldiers." Li Er looked at Yun Hao not daring to move his chopsticks, shook his head and said with a sigh.

Yun Hao despised Li Er's words, and the soldiers ate frogs and mice.What did you eat?
At the end of the Sui Dynasty, how could there be so much food to eat.Uncle Ma is eating people, don't you want to follow suit?
Since Li Er said that this is a pet dog, or Princess Goryeo's pet dog, it is absolutely the same.At least, they won't grow up eating shit.

Korean women's kung fu in cooking dog meat is absolutely superb, especially after Yun Hao contributed the Yun family's secret Lao Gan Ma hot sauce.Li Er ate more happily, and poured down the high pot of hot pot.

Yun Hao could only accompany him with a red neck, and now he misses Yu Chi Gong very much.This guy just likes to drink this kind of wine, but this kind of banquet is not something that Yun Hao can choose guests at will.

After pouring down a large bowl of hot pot, Li Er's face was as red as blood.This made Yunhao very worried. Yunhao was very afraid that he would suffer from brain congestion on the spot because of such a disaster for a hypertensive patient.In this way, the eldest Sun Shunde's hat was put on his head, and he drank the emperor to death. I don't know if this crime is considered regicide.

Li Er is a wise ruler, and the difference between a wise ruler and a foolish ruler is that he knows how to control himself.After downing a bowl of extremely strong first pot wine, the wine in Li Er's cup was replaced with grape wine.

"When I first saw you, you saved my life by relying on this strong wine. You were almost thirty in a flash, and I remember you were only eight years old. Time is like a wild donkey, I don't know I don’t think 20 years have passed.” After drinking, Li Er seemed very nostalgic.

When people have memories, they start to grow old. Only then did Yun Hao notice that Li Er was also in his forties.No matter how shiny the hair is combed, there are still gray hairs on the temples.

Yun Hao didn't say anything, not because he didn't want to.Instead, he rebelled when the hot pot just burned in his stomach. He didn't dare to open his mouth for fear that it would spray out.In front of the emperor, this is too embarrassing.

After finally pressing the rebellious wine, I ate a large piece of dog meat and pressed it down.

"To be honest, I feel that you fell from the sky to my Li family. There are many Yuanmou Schools, but in terms of credit, you can compare with Liu Wenjing!" Li Er's evaluation is very high, and he wants to tell Liu Wenjing that he was once worshiped as a minister Shot.In Li Yuanchao, that was a once all-powerful figure.At the most arrogant moment, even Li Yuan's favorite minister Pei Ji had to stand aside.

Yun Hao became vigilant all of a sudden, he was very clear about Liu Wenjing's fate.Compare yourself with him, what do you want to do!

"But I feel that you are always hiding, hiding from my father and me. You don't want an official position, and you are not keen on titles and fiefdoms. You always say that it is okay to give someone a lot of money without having to work. The big officials of the bullies will do it.

But how can there be such an official in the world!If there is, I want to do it too.The night before the Xuanwu Gate, you told me that being an emperor is hard work.I scoffed at that time, but now that I think about it, what you said really makes sense.

When reviewing memorials every day, I always think twice.Once the ink pen is down, everything will stop!The territory is getting bigger and bigger, but my enemies are getting more and more.Controlling such a huge country, I am getting more and more powerless.Did you know that the memorials burned by Zhongshu Sheng reached a huge amount of three thousand catties every day.

Finally, You Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Du Keming and other virtuous ministers assisted me, and they were able to manage this country with all their strength.But they are all civil servants, and my subordinates are like clouds.But there are very few handsome talents who are truly unique!
Li Jing is one, but he is already old now.I went to see it before the expedition to Liaodong, and my legs were so swollen that I couldn't get out of bed.A generation of handsome talents, now paralyzed on the kang all day long, is getting old!

Li Ji is also one, but his thoughts are always elusive.Most of the time, I can't see through his mind.What about Hou Junji?You are half of them. In terms of the ability to command troops, you are considered the number one handsome talent in my Tang Dynasty. Li Er looked at Yun Hao who was eating dog meat while sipping the grapes.

"Your Majesty! It's better for me to hang around in Lintong and wait to die. Of course, it's okay to lead soldiers for a month or two. But after a long time, I can't do it at all. Go out and have a look. In order to boost morale, I will He's about to become a bustard." Of course Yun Hao knew what Li Er was thinking, and he wanted to make himself Minister of the Ministry of War.

Du Ruhui was crippled by Li Er, and now he is still deflated in Sun Simiao's medicine hut, trying to pick himself up to make up for it.I don't want to do it. I live in Chang'an and have to commute all day.Lao Tzu wakes up naturally and you pay for it?
"Isn't I a king who can be assisted?" Li Er narrowed his eyes and looked at Yun Hao directly.There seemed to be two balls of fire in the eyes, as long as they spewed out, they could burn Yunhao to ashes.

"My Majesty! Look at your achievements. You have destroyed the Eastern Turks, Gaochang, and Chechi. Tuyuhun is lingering, Xue Yantuo is bowing his knees. The Western Turks have run far away, and they dare not re-offend the border of the Tang Dynasty. Now they are in In the hands of the Koreans, Liaodong was taken back.

Looking at the history books, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was nothing more than that.Even Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty can't compare to you. It is no exaggeration to say that you are the only emperor through the ages.Isn't such an emperor worthy of assistance?So what kind of emperor is worthy of assistance?

You know the temperament of the minister, let the minister go up and down all day long.Squatting in the yamen to manage things is better than killing the minister with a knife.The subject is lazy, and his creed in life is to count money until his hands cramp, and sleep until he wakes up naturally.Your Majesty is not ignorant of your pursuit of this. "

(End of this chapter)