lazy tang

Chapter 678 It's time to come

"Keming, I was negligent!" Li Er walked up to Du Ruhui with a disgusted look of caring about his subordinates and being a good leader.It completely exposed the hypocrisy of His Majesty the Emperor!
"The old minister...! The old minister is sick, please allow the old minister to go home to recuperate." Du Ruhui's face was whiter than the whitewashed walls.His hands trembled unceasingly, like a sign of a stroke.

"Come here, send the servant back to the mansion!" As soon as Li Er waved his hand, a servant came over to help Du Ruhui.Unexpectedly, at this moment, Du Ruhui fell limply on the ground shaking his head and trembling.There was a lot of wet under the robe.

The courtiers were shocked, and even Li Er panicked.Unexpectedly, Du Ruhui had a stroke on the spot.

On the way back, no one in the carriage spoke.Du Ruhui has been with Li Er since Li Er was not the king of Qin.That's a genuine Conglong hero, and now he's ended up like this.Shangshu Pushe, even if Li Er asked him to continue, I am afraid Du Ruhui would not be able to continue.The rabbit died and the fox was sad, the people in this carriage were all Li Er's loyal lackeys.

In front of everyone, Li Er killed a chicken.All the monkeys in the court are now frightened.

"Forget it! I'm not an official, I'm going to sneak into Lishan Mountain tomorrow and I'm not going to come out. Take care, everyone!" At the door of the house, Yun Hao got out of the carriage with one cup of his hands.I didn't even have to politely invite a few of you to sit in. I'm in a really bad mood today.

Yun Hao understands Li Er's political signal too well, the old lion is still majestic.You old guys, don't even think about going to the little lion, even if your son goes to him.Du Ruhui is just like Li Er's baby. There is only one piece of sky in the Tang Dynasty, and that is him, Li Shimin.Anyone who wants to think ahead for the family has to be taught a lesson.Du Ruhui's price was too great, not only was it costing his own political future.It also took the life of the eldest son!

When I got home, I hurried back to Lintong without packing my things.He had nothing to do in the imperial court, but now he feels that there is no benefit in being an important official.You don't have to stay in Chang'an City waiting to be slaughtered like those old guys, and the chicness of pat your ass and leave is not something ordinary people can enjoy.

The family is still the same, the wives have nothing to do and get together to chat about family affairs.The chubby son not only studies every day, but also runs wildly with pandas all over Lishan Mountain.But it's a little different from before, now behind him is a little follower named Li Zhi.The story of Yun Baobao, acting like a big brother, leading His Royal Highness Prince Jin deep into Lishan Mountain, scaring Chai Ling's hounds of the Wu family to flee, is widely circulated around Lishan Mountain.

Of course, Yunhao knew that the protagonist of the incident must be Xiao Hua.Although the panda is called a panda, the bear is in the front and the cat is in the back.The guy in the later generations who gnaws bamboo in the glass house all day long to sell cuteness is so vigorous these days that leopards will run away when they see it, let alone a few dogs.

When he was free, Yunhao went to Lishan Academy.There are people from Xiaowei stationed next to Lishan Academy, and Lishan Academy has become a monster of Datang.Strange things are being tinkered with every day. Two days ago, some students made something out of wood and mirrors.You can see the above things in the pit, Yun Hao pondered for a long time.Could it be that this guy knows that there will be submarines in the future, so he fiddled with the periscope in advance?
When there is too much funding, there will be monsters. One teacher felt that the scientific research projects on the ground could no longer satisfy his infinite thirst for knowledge.He began to extend his research tentacles to the vast blue sky, and he thought that lightning was a very magical thing.So I flew a kite on a rainy day...!Clearly, the brother didn't have the luck of Franklin in grade school textbooks.When Yun Hao saw him again, this man was already burnt, with lingering smoke still rising from his body.

Yun Hao felt that his meager knowledge could no longer control the unlimited thirst for knowledge of the teachers and students of the academy.Of course, there are also brains that are really average.A guy who tries to prove himself through courage.Datang has never been short of idiots, and Cheng Chumo, who was just brought back from Lingnan by Lao Cheng, is just that.

For his own brother and bet, this guy jumped off a cliff with a parachute on his back.He couldn't die, and was sent by Shanfeng to Mr. Li Gang's office.When the eldest son of the Cheng family broke in through the window, old Mr. Li Gang almost had a heart attack.The old guy became angry and broke three full rulers, almost exhausting the old man to death.Just when the old man lost his temper, Cheng Chumo patted his back and apologized and left!

Yunhao sincerely hopes that when Lao Cheng enforces the family law, he can also be so chic.

This is a bastard with a brain pumping, skydiving from a cliff can be said to be close to death.Among other things, if the mountain wind changes direction and throws you on the cliff, Yun Hao doesn't think it's possible for Cheng Chumo to survive.Lao Cheng also counted on him to get credit for the future Goryeo War, so how could he die now.

A new patient, Du Ruhui, was ushered in Sun Simiao's medicine bag!Since that day, Du Ruhui had a stroke.The problem of crooked mouth and slanted eyes was cured by Lao Sun's acupuncture, and the whole person just sat blankly at the door of the medicine hut.Staring blankly at the distant mountains, the blue sky was speechless.There was no brilliance in his eyes, Yun Hao would rather believe that Du Ruhui, who had the ability to make decisions, was dead.

Although there was no battle to kill, Yun Hao felt that Du Ruhui was also a hero.Assisting Li Er, from the next day of Fenyang City to the ninth five years of his ascension to the throne.How many times out of the ordinary plan, how many times strategizing.What an important role he played in that turbulent battle for succession.It can even be said that his appearance changed the history of Datang.Seeing the end of the hero like this now, Yunhao's mood is always full of gloom like Chang'an City.

Every time he passed by the medicine house, Yunhao would feel very bad.So much so that when Yunhao had nothing to do, he avoided the medicine house whenever he saw it.

Old Cheng came once to apologize to Li Gang for Cheng Chumo.The way of apologizing was very special, and Li Gang was given a colorful tiger that had just been killed.Then he took Li Gang to drink, and Lao Cheng, who was drunk, pressed Li Gang's neck and poured wine into his mouth.Almost drunk the old man to death again, now Li Gang is also in the medicine hut, becoming Du Ruhui's patient.

There was a strange calm in the court, Li Chengqian stayed in the Prince's East Palace all day without leaving home.Li Tai seemed to have restrained himself a lot, and stopped eating and drinking with the ministers.Instead, he also locked himself in the mansion. He heard that he was compiling a book called "Kuo Di Zhi", but he didn't know what it was.Anyway, Li Er knew about it, and everyone praised Li Tai again.Even Cen Wenwen's title has risen accordingly, and now he is also a county marquis.

Datang is destined not to be a pool of stagnant water, there are always slight waves behind the calm.Just when everyone was enjoying a peaceful life, Yuan Gai Suying came to Chang'an with the Korean mission.Li Er asked the Korean envoy to watch the landscape of Tang Dynasty, which completely turned Yuan Gai Suying's Korean mission into a sightseeing tour group.The officials of Honglu Temple took the younger sister of King Koryo around.

From Shandong to Hebei, the farthest place actually reached Yangzhou.Li Wenzhong explicitly rejected Yuan Gai Su Ying's request to visit the Jiangnan Shipyard, but Yun Hao could also think of it.Yuan Gai Su Ying must have seen the huge body of the Datang from a distance, and Yun Hao knew that Li Er was trying to intimidate him.Let Yuan Gai Su Ying see the strength of Datang, but Li Er can't think about it with his ass.They also took advantage of this trip to have a more intuitive understanding of Datang.As for the potatoes and corn in Guanzhong, it is estimated that they were smuggled back to Korea long ago.

This kind of thing is impossible to prevent, especially when the corn and potatoes are full in Guanzhong, it is impossible to stop it.Yun Hao misses the era of genetically modified food too much. If I don’t give you seeds for genetically modified food, you won’t be able to plant land at all. (Just to mention it, don't seal Lao Tzu's book because of this.)
This ghost woman was warmly welcomed by Li Er as soon as she entered the city.Then he received a special welcome from the Empress Empress. It was an extravagant wish for Li Er to be alone with this younger sister of the King of Korea.After many years of husband and wife, the eldest grandson knows what kind of virtue Li Er is.After receiving the Yun family's warning, Yuan Gai Su Ying should not be allowed to get involved with the emperor.

Things can't be explained to Li Er, as a hungry ghost in color.Li Er has the courage to challenge the limit, if he tells Li Er what happened.Yun Hao was very afraid that Li Er would prove his courage, and then fall into the sand under the cherry mouth.You can't knock out all the teeth of Yuan Gai Su Ying before she meets Li Er!
Perhaps seeing Yuan Gai Su Ying's beauty, the eldest grandson sent Yuan Gai Su Ying to Lintong too much.The euphemistic name is to visit Datang's industry.Many factories of Datang are located in Lintong, such as paper mills, breweries, machinery manufacturing factories...There are steel factories and more mysterious gunpowder workshops in the mountains!After years of development, Datang has formed a huge industrial center around Lintong.

When the weather is good, you can even see thick smoke billowing in Lishan Mountain.The wind blowing from the wall will always blow the smoke into the city of Chang'an.On a winter morning, the entire city of Chang'an is shrouded in smog like a fairyland!I don't know whether it is luck or misfortune to let the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Dynasty enjoy the treatment of future generations.Anyway, the medicines for eliminating phlegm and relieving cough sell very well every winter.

The eldest grandson is giving Yun Hao a difficult problem, the relationship between He Lan and Yuan Gai Su Ying can be described as irreconcilable.The female family members of the Yun family took up weapons one after another to support their sisters.Before Yuan Gai Su Ying arrived, the Women's Army was ready to fight.

"Your Majesty, this won't work! If Yuan Gai Su Ying lives in Yun's house, there will be a big accident." Yun Hao looked at his eldest grandson who was sitting leisurely in the carriage, his teeth were about to shatter.

"The Tang Dynasty is a country of etiquette, and there is absolutely no precedent for treating envoys harshly. If something happens to Yuan Gai Su Ying in your house, His Majesty will punish you!" The eldest grandson seemed not to see Yun Hao's bitter face, and was still at ease.

Just know that this girl is not a good person, whoever is a good person will be the queen.Those who can become queens these days are all black-hearted people.Li Erruo's huge harem was managed by her without a trace of noise. What kind of means and wisdom is this.

"But...!" Yun Hao decided not to speak anymore, it's useless to talk too much.Talking about human rights with the eldest grandson, the result is that even people can't do it.Calm down and think about how to face the coming crisis better.

On the one hand, the eldest grandson and Yuan Gai Su Ying strolled in the courtyard, and on the other hand, the female generals of Yunmen were sharpening their knives.When the eldest grandson took Yuan Gai Su Ying around Lintong, a war like sparks hitting the earth finally broke out.

But it's not the gang fight as imagined, Yuan Gai Su Ying has the guts to fight He Lan one-on-one.The tough Helan agreed without even thinking about it!

My God, this is the first time I saw a woman fighting like this.I thought these two had practiced routines, and women would be a little more elegant in fights.Let's make a fight first, do a good job of theoretical research on the matter of beating people, and then start the formal practice.Unexpectedly, these two came up to play actual combat.After a round of punches, they went up to pluck each other's hair.The middle is mixed with their own dialects, greeting each other's relatives.I just don't know how the two ladies are Japanese ancestors.If he really did this, Yun Hao felt that it was necessary for him to speak.

Yun Hao swears that women fight much more viciously than men.Don't look at men fighting with old punches, but in fact, it doesn't hurt much when hit on the body.Women are different, under the flying claws of the Nine Yin White Bone, that is really a hard kill.Fortunately, both of them were wearing samurai uniforms, otherwise it would be a big trouble to walk away in front of so many people.

Facts have proved that there is no difference between a lady fighting and a shrew. The two of them kicked each other on the ground with their hair plucked.It wasn't until the last bit of strength was exhausted that he was lying on the ground panting like a fish.He Lan's physical strength is very good, at least he can stand up at this time.

Three big gashes were scratched on He Lan's neck, and blood dripped out.Yuan Gai Su Ying was even worse, her eyes were black.The eyes were sealed, the almond-shaped eyes narrowed into a slit.The face was even scratched several times, judging by the situation, it would probably be disfigured.

"After the fight today, it is considered to be out of anger. From now on, no one is allowed to fight privately, otherwise I will punish you severely." The eldest grandson said coldly.

Fuck!Is this how this girl is handled?It seems to be very similar to the barbarians on the grassland. If there is something that cannot be solved by fighting with one, then fight twice.Seeing his eldest grandson's tall nose, Yun Hao suddenly understood.The ancestor of this guy is a Hu, not only his appearance is a Hu, but even the surname is a Hu.

"No!" Although the two of them had their heads broken, they still didn't dare to act presumptuously in the face of the power of the eldest sister's head.

He Lan was taken back to the back house by the female general of Yunmen and treated like a hero.Yuan Gai Su Ying was also supported by the maid and went to another courtyard.

Too lazy to be courteous to his eldest grandson, Yun Hao immediately went to the warehouse to get some big pearls.Hastily came to He Lan's room, his wife was his own, and it would be ugly if there were scars on her face.

"Alang, the soft armor you gave me is very useful, and the nail covers are also very useful!" He Lan shouted excitedly as soon as he entered the door.

(End of this chapter)